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SELECT YOUR DESTINY BOOK #9 - HAUNTED MANSION MADNESS!

Goo Gone? Well, you've seen more than your fair share of goo in the few short hours you've been at the mansion. If nothing else, maybe now you'll be able to wash off the stench of Cletus' dentures. You grab the bottle and put it in your pocket.

A strange flickering on one of the monitors catches your attention, mainly because it isn't a bunch of stolen credit card numbers:

Yep, that's a monitor alright.

Looks like the janitor was also running security at the mansion. Or he was just spying on people, probably rubbing his greasy forearms together while checking on his shower cam, the pervert. You flip through the different cameras, trying to find said shower cam so you can confirm your suspicions about the voyeuristic man-sect when you spot Cletus. He is once again trying to sneak somewhere, this time holding a covered silver tray of something, but you have no idea where he is, nor what he's carrying, or why, or to where, or which. You don't know anything, really.

As if that mystery weren't enough, you notice that there is a switchboard on the wall to the side of the security monitor. Your mail-order electrical engineering degree may have gotten lost in transit, but you don't need it to make sense of the "Traps" sign above the panel. It would seem that the janitor's security station is more sophisticated than you'd expect from a human fly. With the flip of the correct switch, you could probably do something to slow down that traitorous hunchback, or maybe even scare the rest of your relatives away so that you'll be the sole inheritor. Then again, who's to say the janitor didn't include a switch or two to deter any would-be trapspringers.

Ah, screw it. Pick a switch, wimpy:

CLICK ON ANY OF THE PANELS, BUT CHOOSE WISELY!

 

Reader Comments

Baron Von Snugglemittens
Oct 30th, 2009, 06:06 PM
yes! I've missed these! great stuff!
With More Yes Than Ever
Oct 30th, 2009, 06:06 PM
I was hoping that we would be blessed with such awesomeness!
Kat Kat is offline
Breathes Comics
Oct 30th, 2009, 08:36 PM
If I sleep in the nude, why am I wearing the same clothes I "rolled out of bed with in the morning"?
Member OfThe Pigmask Army
Oct 30th, 2009, 08:37 PM
"Doctor says he's got the diabetes, says that makes him hyperglycemic. Know what that is? Means he's got to get a lot of sugar in him all the time, or he'll get all listless and moody!"
One of the best Destiny Books so far.
Kat Kat is offline
Breathes Comics
Oct 30th, 2009, 08:39 PM
Of course there's also the issue of why I have toiletries when I didn't pack.

I'm still loving this. It doesn't need to make sense.
The Claw of Justice
Oct 30th, 2009, 10:28 PM
Just finished it...I haven't laughed this hard in a looooong time. Great work, guys!

Now I feel bad about my meat lips.
Funky Dynamite
Oct 30th, 2009, 10:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kat View Post
If I sleep in the nude, why am I wearing the same clothes I "rolled out of bed with in the morning"?
Two words: birthday suit.

Quote:
Of course there's also the issue of why I have toiletries when I didn't pack.
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Member OfThe Pigmask Army
Oct 30th, 2009, 11:37 PM
Wait a second, when you go back to your room after killing that monster, is that ghost from the "A Christmas Carol" movie starring Albert Finney as Scrooge called "Scrooge"?
I think it was a musical. My family watches it every year.
"GET OVER HERE, YOU WEIRD LITTLE MAN!"
I hate this hacker crap!
Oct 31st, 2009, 12:26 AM
Haven't had time to get through my entire adventure yet, but it is amazing. Great job guys.
Space Cowboy
Oct 31st, 2009, 07:47 AM
I would like to propose that the sentence "He flails wildly about as you punch him in the hump." is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Kudos to you guys.
King of the Monsters
Nov 1st, 2009, 01:14 AM
what? no choice that ends with you getting your nuts destroyed??? :P

kidding aside, awesome work.
Almighty Samfucius
Nov 1st, 2009, 11:56 PM
I really hate to be a wet blanket, but as an actual type 1 diabetic, I'd just like to point out that too much insulin is the cause of a diabetic seizure, not at all the solution. The solution to hypoglycemia (what causes a seizure) is more sugar, and the way to deal with a seizure in progress is to give the person a glucagon shot, which is quite distinctive from an insulin shot.
The Goddamned Batman
Nov 2nd, 2009, 06:45 PM
You know that this story is supposed to be funny, full of teh jokes, and in no way educational or based on true events, right?
Funky Dynamite
Nov 3rd, 2009, 03:47 PM
I was just glad I could spell "diabetes" correctly after years of hearing those commercials with Wilford Brimley.
Forum Virgin
Nov 8th, 2009, 12:45 PM
so, is there a good ending? I think I went through all the choices and never saw one that I would think of as a happy ending for player.

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