"Gee, that sure is a great offer, Mr. Falcor, but ummm, I think I'll just keep walking. Wouldn't want to inconvenience you at all."

"Oh, ho! It's no inconvenience at all," he says, smiling cheerfully. "In fact, I would be delighted to take you along on your way! Please, I insist!"

"Um, that's awful nice of you and all, but really, I feel kind of weird about it, so no thanks."

"I see," Falcor says coldly. His eyes narrow to tiny slits and he stares at you dispassionately, whispering "You'll regret this," before taking to the skies once more.

You're a little creeped out by this, but it's soon forgotten as you get yourself a bus ticket and go on your merry way. About a half hour into your journey, you hear an excited child cry out "Look, mommy! A dragon!" And looking out the window, you see Falcor making several swooping passes over the bus.

What the hell is he doing here?, you wonder to yourself, just as he flies down right alongside the bus and stares directly at you with his unblinking alien eyes. Suddenly a gush of flame shoots forth from his mouth, completely engulfing the bus and roasting everyone inside. "I didn't know luckdragons could--AAAAIIIIEEEE!!!!" you mutter just before you die.

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES,
OFFEND A LUCKDRAGON! GEEZE LOUISE, WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
TRY IT AGAIN FROM THE BEGINNING.