Having made you're wish, you zip back to your squalid little apartment just as fast as you possibly can. After all, it's only six months 'till your birthday and you have ever so much work to do!

Time seems to fly as you use the Mighty Internets to uncover the secrets of shaped detonation charges, critical mass, chain reactions and Japanese latex glove puppet porn, and in what seems like no time at all, but is actually just about six months to the day, you've built your very own suitcase sized nuclear weapon. Boy oh boy, did all that knowledge of Japanese latex glove puppet porn ever come in handy on the long flights too and from Nigeria!

Oh, boy, look, here comes Kajagoogoo, right on time! You try real hard to let them settle in and get their gear all ready for the big concert, but you're just too, too excited at the prospect of ridding the universe of Kajagoogooo forever, you press the button the instant they're all in the room.

In the split second before you and a several block radius around your house is vaporized, you wonder if perhaps going nuclear was overkill. But no. No, in a case like this, you just can't take any chances.

WHILE WE APPRECIATE THE SACRIFICE,
YOU'LL STILL NEED TO START AGAIN!