You decide to go with the servant's quarters. It may not be as swanky as the master bedroom, but you're certain if there are any vengeful spirits around, they'll be after the owners of the house rather than the hired help.

If you had any belongings with you, you'd lay them in the corner, but you don't, so you don't. Instead, you fall right on the lumpy mattress and try to get some sleep. You fall asleep immediately, but are assailed by dreams of 80s bands with bad highlights.

Your nightmares are interrupted by a loud crashing from outside. You take a peek out the window and see a horrifying sight: an animated tree punching a hole right into the master bedroom. Ha, you think to yourself, called it.

The tree lifts out one of your screaming relatives, and you can't help but laugh out loud. Your laughter intensifies when you see a yellow stream running down your relative's leg. You're not sure if the tree heard you, or if he just saw something out of the corner of his... knot, but he turns in the direction of the servant's quarters.

It takes a step toward you, but as it goes to take another, its foot slips on the edge of your great uncle's poorly maintained pool. The tree stumbles for a moment, and then collapses. Right on the servant's quarters. It feels like every bone in your body has been broken. You feel a warm liquid on your chest. At first, you believe it to be blood, but it turns out to be urine, still leaking from your dead relative's bladder. You'd groan in disgust, but both your lungs have been punctured.

IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS, DO YOU START OVER?