Wow. I mean... just... WOW. Given four options three of which were, you know, rooms... this is what you took? If one of the choices had been a room in which a shotgun is going off right in front of your face as soon as you get there, would you have taken that?

You are so bad at this. You are so, so bad at this. This whole text based adventure thing? You don't do it well. It's not your strong suit. If someone ever asks you "Say, fella, what all are you good at?", here's what you don't say: Text-based adventure games. Seriously.

Obviously you're dead. And you don't even see how it happens, because it's dark in the basement, which you knew when you made the choice. It does take a long time for you to die, though. A really, really, really long time. And since you can hear in the dark, you get to spend the whole really long time you are dieing listening to some ghoulish thing laugh and laugh about what a stupid putz you are.

I mean, honestly.

Have you thought about just turning your computer off at this point? Because this thing you're doing here? Not good at it.

START AGAIN... IF YOU MUST.