by: -RoG-
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Because the first thing a lady who just had a manicure wants to do is light explosives.
Nothing suggests badass explosions quite like Unicorn brand firecrackers.
You know, in case you in the Navy and need a brand that can guarantee you'll
be blown to smithereens so you'll end up at the bottom of the ocean.
Oh no! He mistook that yellow label for tasty honey!
This bear, however, didn't care for the label and decided to eat the actual firecrackers instead!
I like how this one urges you to "retire quickly" after lighting the fuse as opposed to telling you to "get away".
A bird dropping a firecracker on you is only slightly more assholish than a bird taking a shit on you.
Distinguished gentlemen choose Cock brand firecrackers.
While it is certainly mad, I'm pretty sure that's not a man.
Anybody knows the history of the old hair band "Great White" understands just how wrong this really is.
These firecrackers will apparently target and destroy the sun. Neat, huh?
They'd have an even more astonished look on their faces if momma woodpecker had returned to feed them firecrackers.
Golden shower? Now that is one Fourth of July celebration I recommend avoiding.
Birds can be dicks to one another when there's firecrackers on the line.
Well ok, but only because you asked nicely, fella.
Somehow I think the guy with all the guns would defeat this here warrior.
That's gotta be the most unenthused looking owl ever.
ORLY?
Making the horse step on the firecrackers while shooting the gun
seems like he's just trying to give the poor thing a heart attack.
Don't worry, I'm sure it's an officially licensed Batman product.
In fact, I'd venture to guess it's from the old Adam West Batman show, what with the "BANG!" text 'n all...
Uranus is BIG and it shoots flaming balls. Is this a classy holiday or what?
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Made me think of The Punisher.
Oh, and what the hell is up with that Unicorn pack?
It looks like some weird dog-dragon hybrid.
That can't be good.
No sir.
Use enthused in a Sentence
–verb (used without object) 1.to be or become enthusiastic; show enthusiasm: All the neighbors enthused over the new baby.
–verb (used with object) 2.to cause to become enthusiastic.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/enthused
If dictionary.com isnt good enough for you here is the Merriam-Websters page on it.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/enthused
isnt
Originally Posted by Dungeonbrownies View Post
Yesh, moar =D but kinda one issue, i dont wanna be a dick about this... but enthused isnt a word. though if its in the pickledictionary, ill gladly add it to mine. anyways, yea i love these things! its weird though how so how much of it is unrelated to what it does. the only ones that actually look like the art are those lil snakes, the ones that whistle, and a few fountains shaped like the pictured image (ie, the Tanks and those lil volcanoes)
en⋅thuse /ɛnˈθuz/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [en-thooz] Show IPA verb, -thused, -thus⋅ing.
Use enthused in a Sentence
–verb (used without object) 1.to be or become enthusiastic; show enthusiasm: All the neighbors enthused over the new baby.
–verb (used with object) 2.to cause to become enthusiastic.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/enthused
If dictionary.com isnt good enough for you here is the Merriam-Websters page on it.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/enthused
(Golden Shower? That totally belongs on engrish.com!)
My wife saw the golden showers pic with me and said that would definitely belong in an adult novelty store though she and I would question the sanity of whoever decided to buy that.