by: -RoG-

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Laundry day is really screwed up in this place.

In-N-Out Burger has gone really downhill.

Oh my god! I see his neck! HEY EVERYBODY! THIS GUY'S A FAKER!

Who wouldn't want souvenirs from a place like this?

I dunno, I still wouldn't mind having some of those souvenirs.

This is what happens when you eat too many veggies.

For some reason, this guy ran around the park screaming things like "I am Dippin' Dots! Lick me!"
I wholeheartedly approve of his message.

Sadly, David Bowie and his crotch bulge were nowhere to be found.

Ah yes, the red forest.

Some kind of giant ogre with a belly full of what I hope are faeries.

This lady was just happy to be sitting on a swing inside the Labyrinth.

Not sure what this person was doing, but she was quit limber.

The giant rock monster tried to eat us!

It's a bit early for Thanksgiving guys.

Cornstalkers! Who wouldn't want to walk directly into the huge gaping maw of a fiendish jack-o-lantern like this?

The Jack-O-Lanterns seem to be keeping the crows away from the crops.

As do the scarecrows.

Which ones are real and which are fake? The only way to find out is to STAB THEM!

More heads impaled on spikes... you know, things you'd typically find in a cornfield.

I think this guy was on break.

The big scarecrow rocks and I believe he ate the smaller scarecrow imposter moments after this photo was taken.

"Can you believe this guy?"

He uses Crest Whitestrips. Notice the difference?

Why hello there spooky lady!

The nice scenery of another stage show chock full o' corny jokes.

The Knott's Scary Farm Haunt hearse was jacked up like a monster truck. Now THAT'S how you arrive at a funeral in style!

And that pretty much does it for the Knott's Scary Farm 2009 Halloween Haunt! Thanks again to Shannon for the free tickets which not only got us access to the entire park, but to some tasty Halloween snacks that we wouldn't have seen otherwise! We had a real blast checking out everything at Knott's and I hope you all enjoyed the collection o' photos! If you happen to be anywhere near the park, I strongly suggest paying it a visit this season. You won't be disappointed... especially if you pick up some 3D glasses for the specialty mazes! It really makes the experience that much better.

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