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I-Mockery Pays A Visit To Monsterpalooza!
by: -RoG-

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Freddy Krueger and Pumpkinhead!


What a spiffy head, Fred.


The movie isn't all that great, but Pumpkinhead himself is an awesome looking creature.


Word up, fellas.


Wasn't expecting to see one of the aliens from Independence Day, but there he was.
Also, I can't be the only one who always thought they appeared to be emerging from a vagina.


Not nearly as good as the Teenage Werecat from earlier, but at least they got the outfit right.


Another solid Frankenstein.


Gotta love them Chiodo Bros!


NEWFLASH: YOU'VE BEEN SLIMED.


Hannibal looks particularly unhappy here... maybe it's because they decreased his cell size by 80%.


A scientist holds a skull above a bubbling brain in a tank. Sure, why not?


Which one of these doesn't really belong at a horror show?


If you chose Goomba from the Super Mario Bros. movie, then you were right!


A nice model of a house where, I assume, horrific things are happening. You know, like black mold.


Willy Wonka's certainly seen better days...


IT'S BLACULA, BABY!


Clive Barker's "Proteath".


A really nice skull canister wall prop by Evil Paul.


I guess the speaker box translates his alien language into English.


Because nothing says "Monsterpalooza" quite like Bambi, right? RIGHT???


Wrestling championship belts are constantly getting more and more elaborate.


Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees were pissed that they weren't allowed in the club and forced to stand behind
the velvet rope. You'd think after all the killing they've done over the years that they'd have VIP access by now.

There's much more Monsterpalooza madness to see!
Click here to continue onward to page 6!

 

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Babs Babs is offline
filthiest soap dish
Apr 13th, 2010, 03:45 AM
So what did you pick up for me Roger.... don't tell me.... you forgot
All Hail Duke All Hail Duke is offline
aint nobody
Apr 13th, 2010, 04:15 AM
i'd love to go to one of these, but my damned social anxiety, germaphobia and lack of money tends to get in the way
shadowweaver shadowweaver is offline
destroyer of happiness
Apr 13th, 2010, 05:02 AM
seriously. looks really fun, though.
Hanglyman Hanglyman is offline
Forum Virgin
Apr 13th, 2010, 07:03 AM
Is that Dr. Phibes I see on page two? Awesome.

I think the "eerie accountant" is supposed to be the 10th Doctor from Dr. Who, judging by the TARDIS at the base, but it's not a very good likeness.
DougClayton4231 DougClayton4231 is offline
With More Yes Than Ever
Apr 13th, 2010, 09:16 AM
Wish I could have gone. I'd totally buy a Killer Klowns OST
goblyn goblyn is offline
Forum Virgin
Apr 13th, 2010, 12:19 PM
why does everything fun happen in california? comic con, mosterpalooza, earthquakes...ugh, it sucks living in New England LOL!
robo_rob robo_rob is offline
the axe and the smasher
Apr 13th, 2010, 12:22 PM
Those displays look awesome.
qovab qovab is offline
Forum Virgin
Apr 13th, 2010, 12:29 PM
Check or cash?
BatmanJohnson BatmanJohnson is offline
Stuff
Apr 13th, 2010, 02:07 PM
It really wasn't a good likeness of ten. It was creepy.
darkvare darkvare is offline
taco loving zombie
Apr 13th, 2010, 05:43 PM
i hope you bought that soundtrack for killer klowns
Scooter Atreides Scooter Atreides is offline
Registered Absoludicrat
Apr 13th, 2010, 05:51 PM
Especially dug the old Imagineering stuff. Today's Halloween makeup, even if it's technically superior, will never match the charm of this line. All they needed was a Kooky Spooks costume to really capture the essence of Halloween in the 80s.

(P.S. I've been waiting for a site like this to do a piece on Kooky Spooks for a long time, if anyone is qualified, it's you guys.)
Mockery Mockery is offline
Pickled Patriarch
Apr 13th, 2010, 06:06 PM
Nah, I didn't buy the soundtrack because I had already seen it cheaper on eBay. I spent $60 on this bad boy instead:



DougClayton4231 DougClayton4231 is offline
With More Yes Than Ever
Apr 13th, 2010, 06:11 PM
Rog, that is amazing. Did it come with candy corn?
Tetsu Deinonychus Tetsu Deinonychus is offline
The Magnificent Bastard
Apr 13th, 2010, 07:11 PM
Sounds like a Monster-Mash...
I'll bet it was a graveyard smash!


Sorry, I had to.
dextire dextire is offline
Cranberry Everything
Apr 14th, 2010, 01:15 AM
That's a very cool show.
And you even got to see Jonathan Winters!

Are you able to take Sam's mask off to reveal what is underneath, like they (surprisingly) did in the movie?
DarkfireTaimatsu DarkfireTaimatsu is offline
Member
Apr 14th, 2010, 01:33 AM
DIE ZOMBIES KOMMEN made me laught, I don't quite know why.

That proton pack is enviable. You couldn't pry me away from even just looking at it very easily, let me tell you.
caffman caffman is offline
Strange blob from beyond
Apr 14th, 2010, 04:25 AM
Absolutely no idea why, but the picture that made me nearly piss myself? Surprised Kong. Oh and that really IS a creepy ten. God knows what an eleven would look like!
Copper Copper is offline
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Apr 14th, 2010, 06:42 AM
Holy crap. I didn't think Jonathan Winters was still alive *laughs* Great to hear, but damn.

Quote:
Note to all convention vendors:
We attendees are already paying good money to get into these events, so we're
not going to pay full retail costs (or higher) for your merchandise. Wise up already.
Truer words were never spoken.

Also, can someone identify the critter *behind* "Another solid Frankenstein" on page 5. I'm curious.
Gourry Gourry is offline
I like cheese.
Apr 14th, 2010, 09:09 AM
When I saw the Frankenstein and Bride Pez dispensers on page 3, I immediately thought of you and Re. lol
saturnknight saturnknight is offline
lurking on the walls
Apr 14th, 2010, 10:02 AM
Does the mask part come off to reveal Sam's true appearance? If not it's still freaking cool and I think would be a great Halloween accessory in any haunted house
Kat Kat is offline
Breathes Comics
Apr 14th, 2010, 11:59 AM
I personally think the Bambi stuff was the scariest of all.
darkvare darkvare is offline
taco loving zombie
Apr 14th, 2010, 03:33 PM
wow my dad loved trick r treat i'm gonna get one for him
Shironu-Akaineko Shironu-Akaineko is offline
Cartoonist extraordinaire
Apr 14th, 2010, 09:04 PM

Heyy, that green lady was in "Legend"!
DaTr0LL DaTr0LL is offline
Sloth, PhD
Apr 15th, 2010, 02:12 AM
Was that Jonathan Winters statue for sale?
Mockery Mockery is offline
Pickled Patriarch
Apr 15th, 2010, 06:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DougClayton4231 View Post
Rog, that is amazing. Did it come with candy corn?
It does come with a little treat bag that he carries around, don't think there's any real candy in it. I wouldn't dare steal his candy anyway. Sam has a real mean streak you know...

Quote:
Originally Posted by dextire View Post
Are you able to take Sam's mask off to reveal what is underneath, like they (surprisingly) did in the movie?
Yep, you can remove the burlap sack mask to see his true face. The detail is super nice, but I don't wanna post it here in case other people haven't already seen the flick yet.

Quote:
Originally Posted by DaTr0LL View Post
Was that Jonathan Winters statue for sale?
Yeah, I think it was an animatronic puppet actually. It kept asking me for its medication despite my repeatedly telling it, "Sir, I don't have any pills for you!"
Nightcrawler Nightcrawler is offline
Forum Virgin
Apr 24th, 2010, 02:11 AM
Totally awesome, old and new. I must have one of those Freddy snake heads...
twiggyiggy twiggyiggy is offline
Animal Eater
Jun 11th, 2011, 03:57 AM
I love how next to the partially devoured lady corpse is a bag of beef jerky. Delicious.
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