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Valentine's Day cards for your loved ones! E-cards!
by: The I-Mockery Staff

Valentine's Day is almost here, and for those of you wanting to make it nice for that special someone in your life, we've created these wonderful cards to give them. After all, chances are you're going to spend a fortune this "holiday" on flowers and candies and plush toys and dinners and hotels and god knows what else. Might as well save a few bucks and use one of our free cards... they're every bit as good as a Hallmark.

This concludes our 2011 edition Valentine's Day cards. By all means, share one or share them all with your loved one(s). We guarantee they'll add some real spice* to your relationship! Happy Valentine's Day!

*threats, violence, restraining orders, etc.

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If you enjoyed this piece, be sure to check out:

I-Mockery's 2010 Edition Valentine's Day Cards!
I-Mockery's 2010 Edition Valentine's Day Cards!

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Jaimas Jaimas is offline
Forum Chaos Lord
Feb 14th, 2011, 05:24 AM
I like how you managed to work Dr. Manhattan's blue penis in there.
Pentegarn Pentegarn is offline
WHAT'S THIS?!
Feb 14th, 2011, 01:03 PM
Dr. Manhatten and the Choo choo chose wrong ones made me laugh the hardest
spacebox1947 spacebox1947 is offline
Forum Virgin
Feb 14th, 2011, 03:09 PM
This is the only thing I look forward to every Valentine's day. Great work as always!
Nick Nick is offline
pickled
Feb 14th, 2011, 10:03 PM
Oh no! That poor train!
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Member
Feb 14th, 2011, 10:33 PM
Gotta show the hand some love.
Ronin S Ronin S is offline
Tinker tailor sailor scry
Feb 14th, 2011, 10:42 PM
Hahaha, those were awesome!
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Amicable Herculean
Feb 14th, 2011, 10:51 PM
Mad Max 2, fuck yeah
PoGo PoGo is offline
The face of trapped wind.
Feb 15th, 2011, 03:24 AM
The George "The Animal" Steele one is amazing. It makes me wish I had a valentine to give it to.
Julio Julio is offline
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Feb 19th, 2011, 05:44 PM
As always, the annual Valentine's Day cards do not fail to live up to their expectations! Great job!

I loved the dumpster one! Still I always found "I killed a Mini-Boss for you" the greates one of the whole repertoire.
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Forum Virgin
Jul 19th, 2011, 04:30 PM
And I'm late.
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