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Valentine's Day is almost here, and for those of you wanting to make it nice for that special someone in your life, we've created these wonderful cards to give them. After all, chances are you're going to spend a fortune this "holiday" on flowers and candies and plush toys and dinners and hotels and god knows what else. Might as well save a few bucks and use one of our free cards... they're every bit as good as a Hallmark.
This concludes our 2013 edition Valentine's Day cards. By all means, share one or share them all with your loved ones on this special occasion. We guarantee they'll add some real spice* to your relationship! Happy Valentine's Day!
*threats, violence, restraining orders, etc.
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When my girlfriend dumped me in December, I thought Valentines day would suck this year, but instead...**starts crying**