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G.I. JOE File Cards: Part 5
by: Protoclown

For my fifth batch of G.I. JOE file cards, I'm doing another series of G.I. Joe good guys. Yoooooooooo Joe!

Gung-Ho

Doc

Snow Job

Steeler

Clutch

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G.I. JOE File Cards: Part 4
G.I. JOE File Cards: Part 4

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Pihlak101 Pihlak101 is offline
God I Hate my Username...
Jan 21st, 2008, 07:21 AM
.Good article!
thecatillaccat thecatillaccat is offline
Waiting for the worms.
Jan 21st, 2008, 10:20 AM
This was an unexpected surprise. Yays.
captain516 captain516 is offline
Amicable Herculean
Jan 21st, 2008, 01:02 PM
Funny Stuff.
Coryjonc Coryjonc is offline
Shining Beacon of Virtue
Jan 21st, 2008, 08:43 PM
G.I. Joe came before my time. Is "Snow Job" that character's real name? Because... seriously.
Tom Foolery Tom Foolery is offline
Serial Loiterer
Jan 21st, 2008, 09:20 PM
You know, moustache waxing is a dying art that is scarily on the brink of extinction. Have you ever tried to track down moustache wax these days? You'll probably find an assortment of fine monocles before you find moustache wax. Personally, I use Elmer's glue.
GLX-Mr. Ordinary GLX-Mr. Ordinary is offline
Ordinary Blogger
Jan 21st, 2008, 10:46 PM
Yeah snow job got really riducled on a "certain show". It was a hilarious skit.
My favorite charecter is was the twin brothers on the cobra ream ther names have escaped me but they remind me of the cheech and chong movie The Corscan brothers.
Protoclown Protoclown is offline
The Goddamned Batman
Jan 21st, 2008, 11:45 PM
Tomax and Xamot. Ah, who can forget.

And yes, Coryjonc, Snow Job was the character's real name. Apparently it's a slang term that means "con job", but I've never actually heard it used that way.
mburbank mburbank is offline
The Moxie Nerve Food Tonic
Jan 22nd, 2008, 10:03 AM
Olympic gold medal skier Jean Claude Killy stared as a skier/con artist in a movie (his only one) called 'snowjob'. Damn funny article, by the way. Those of you who have not read the other installemnts need to go back and read them now.
Nick Nick is offline
pickled
Jan 30th, 2008, 11:37 PM
I love these G.I. JOE articles.
Gajonka Gajonka is offline
Forum Virgin
Jun 21st, 2014, 10:29 PM
Genius! Too short! Keep 'em coming! A++
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