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Some of
you may have seen McDonald's new "hip" ad campaign that was
talked about in
this guy's blog and how it was popping up
in
banner ads on sites like ESPN depicting a guy who expresses his desire
to have sex with a double cheeseburger:
Now,
this is almost certainly just an embarrassing misunderstanding;
McDonald's didn't know that their "hip" little piece of slang there
meant that he actually wanted to have sex with the burger. Obviously,
what we can infer from this misinterpretation is that none of the
corporate high-ups at McDonald's have ever had sex. And really, since
they work for McDonald's, who's surprised? I suppose we could also
infer that they're a bunch of stuffy old farts who are completely out
of touch with the world, but I prefer to think that they've never had
sex.
But misunderstanding or no, it's about time for an ad like this I say!
We here at I-Mockery have advocated sex with food for some time, and
by "we" I mean Roger.
(editor's note:
it's true. Protoclown won't have sex with food, but he'll dry hump
those tiny condiment packages until they burst.) But gosh darn it, you should have seen how
excited he was when he found out about this new ad campaign. Why
shucks, he was jumpier than a kid opening a stocking full of
methamphetamines on Christmas morning!
Anyway, the big problem I see with this new advertisement is that even
though the guy certainly indicates through his dialogue that he wants
to climb aboard the double cheeseburger and "have at it", his facial
expression does not clearly illustrate his lascivious intentions. So
Roger and I saw fit to correct that oversight by offering up some of
our own advertisement suggestions. We've even altered the text so that
the character's desires for hot steamy burger sex are much more clear.
CLICK HERE TO
LAUNCH THE ADVERTISEMENT SHOW!
I'm
confident that if McDonald's used one of our ad designs, an entire
previously untapped demographic of burger fuckers would come out of
the woodwork and start buying up double cheeseburgers by the dozen,
increasing sales significantly.
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