Cologne

[sspadowsky]

Stop wearing this shit, guys. It smells awful, and most of you fucks who wear it wear way too much, and you smell like a French whorehouse. If I can smell you 10 feet away, for chrissakes, go home and take a shower, before you end up weraing Eau de Sspadowsky's Vomit.

[Matt Harty]

Some tall black guy was wearing it next to me at the movies. It gave me a headache.

[Lotida]

Wear it guys!! Some of you need it.....REAL BAD!! >:

[Bennett]

one spray, and no more, please.

same goez for da laideez

[Sethomas]

I like the smell of vanilla, so I started wearing vanilla extract. It attracted lots of bugs and no girls. :(

[executioneer]

I like when girls smell like oreos

-willie

[HickMan]

Wear it guys!! Some of you need it.....REAL BAD!! >:

Only the Mexicans :/

[Terra]

Where I work the sub contractors wear some sort of cologne at the crack of dawn and then by the end of the day, after working in the sun they reek. Really bad. I'd rather just smell sweat sometimes. :(

[Mike]

Deodorant = yes
Perfume = no

[AChimp]

Does aftershave count as cologne? :(

[MEATMAN]

Yes.

[Pub Lover]

I use odorless anti-perspirant, but as I tend to leave my clothes for too long in the cupboard after washing them, I smell musty like old books. :(