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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 02:45 PM        Cologne
Stop wearing this shit, guys. It smells awful, and most of you fucks who wear it wear way too much, and you smell like a French whorehouse. If I can smell you 10 feet away, for chrissakes, go home and take a shower, before you end up weraing Eau de Sspadowsky's Vomit.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 02:51 PM       
Some tall black guy was wearing it next to me at the movies. It gave me a headache.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 03:47 PM       
Wear it guys!! Some of you need it.....REAL BAD!!
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 03:51 PM       
one spray, and no more, please.

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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 03:51 PM       
I like the smell of vanilla, so I started wearing vanilla extract. It attracted lots of bugs and no girls.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 03:54 PM       
I like when girls smell like oreos

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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 04:48 PM       
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Wear it guys!! Some of you need it.....REAL BAD!!
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Old Mar 27th, 2004, 07:45 PM       
Where I work the sub contractors wear some sort of cologne at the crack of dawn and then by the end of the day, after working in the sun they reek. Really bad. I'd rather just smell sweat sometimes.
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Old Mar 27th, 2004, 07:53 PM       
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Old Mar 27th, 2004, 08:25 PM       
Does aftershave count as cologne?
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Old Mar 27th, 2004, 08:47 PM       
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Old Mar 27th, 2004, 09:28 PM       
I use odorless anti-perspirant, but as I tend to leave my clothes for too long in the cupboard after washing them, I smell musty like old books.
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