Oh, the Fucktards I Have Known!

[Geggy]

hi, mad max, how are you today? i had a so-so day. work sure went by fast today. my boss was no show so i mingled around the office, talking to girls and stuff. it was pretty cool. how about yourself? hows it going, huh? yeah, sooo....

[Cap'n Crunch]

HAHAH CAP'N CUNT THAT'S GREAT. :lol

[Anonymous]

Carnivore: I'm well aware of the mental deficiency here, so why bother using complicated insults? I use the shit that these fucktards can understand, and all they're worthy enough for. I've yet to see anyone make me look bad though, they're all pretty much saying all the same shit I've heard before and better. (Despite the obvious fact they accuse me of the same thing) No need to kick it up a notch.

But since some real competition is finally here... :rolleyes

So Carnivore, how'd your NAMBLA meeting go? Did it go as planned, or did someone finally drop a dime on your pedophile asses and you had to scuttle for cover like the shit eating boy molesting roach you are? :)

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Starting to get interesting...

[Anonymous]

Geggy: Stop lying your day went the same way it always does. You got your fat ass up ate 15 ding dongs, jerked off to pictures of your dead mother and fell asleep in your own jizz, fucktard.

Capn' Crunch: Here's something even better! FUCKTARD! :lol

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Page 11!

[Carnivore]

Actually, I was working. Sorry to disappoint. I did come across a heroin addict who died in a very comical position, though. My partner that day happened to have his digital camera with him, so I snapped a few pics. He has yet to send them to me, the fucker, but I'll be debuting them here as soon as I get them.

[Anonymous]

Canivore: Cool, that should give something for Cap'n to jerk off to.

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Fucktard (Because I KNOW its expected to be in at least one time in my posts)

[thebiggameover]

xaM daM = OAO...

[Cap'n Crunch]

MAD MAX YOU ARE THE LIVING END.

[Anonymous]

thebiggameover= fucktard

Capn' Crunch: You truely are a fucktard, among fucktards :lol

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:bestthread

[Cap'n Crunch]

KEEP THE BALL ROLLIN' TO MY HEART! :lol

[Anonymous]

Cap'n: Keep liquidstik's balls rolling in your mouth fucktard. :lol

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[liquidstatik]

fucking christ your annoying :(

[Anonymous]

liquidstatik: All part of God's great plan fucktard.

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Hook the fucktards and reel them in...

[Schimid]

http://ricn.ru/humour/posts/images/313.gif

[Spooky]

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/breakfastclubrebel.jpg
smoke weed every day

[The Retro Kat]

Sorry, Max, I don't get around to posting around here as much as I used to. You know how it is being busy and such.


And before Mad Max knew what this man was about, he had taken Max in his arms, muttering, "There is only one way to deal with such a defiant, managing boy," he pressed a hard kiss on Max's startled lips. The kiss which began as a warning and punishment, turned slowly into a seductive caress, his hands roaming down Max's slight form and evoking a response he could not repress. Max found his arms curling about the man's shoulders as a warm glow began spreading throughout Max's body and causing delightful sensations Max had felt before in his arms. As his kisses became more demanding and Max answered them with complete abandon which would later giver him the deepest shame, they were rapidly reaching a point of complete forgetfulness of what had begun so carelessly. But before Mad Max could surrender his already brutally managed rectum to lack of thought, they were interrupted by Lady Lashforth.
-New Style, Max. How about it?

[Anonymous]

Schimid: You can't touch this, fucktard.

Spooky: You smoke cock everyday fucktard.

Retro: And before Retro Kat knew what Spooky was about, he had taken Retro in his arms, muttering, "There is only one way to deal with such a defiant, managing boy," he pressed a hard kiss on Retro's startled lips. The kiss which began as a warning and punishment, turned slowly into a seductive caress, his hands roaming down Retro's slight form and evoking a response he could not repress. Retro found his arms curling about Spooky's shoulders as a warm glow began spreading throughout Retro's body and causing delightful sensations Retro had felt before in his arms. As his kisses became more demanding and Retro answered them with complete abandon which would later giver him the deepest shame, they were rapidly reaching a point of complete forgetfulness of what had begun so carelessly. But before Retro Kat could surrender his already brutally managed rectum to lack of thought, they were interrupted by Schimid.

The style works, carry on fucktard.

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[Dole]

man·age ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mnj)
v. man·aged, man·ag·ing, man·ag·es
v. tr.
To direct or control the use of; handle: manage a complex machine tool.

To exert control over: “Managing the news... is the oldest game in town” (James Reston). “A major crisis to be managed loomed on the horizon” (Time).
To make submissive to one's authority, discipline, or persuasion.
To direct the affairs or interests of: manage a company; an agency that manages performers. See Synonyms at conduct.
To succeed in accomplishing or achieving, especially with difficulty; contrive or arrange: managed to get a promotion.

[Esuohlim]

I'd like to see Mad Max say something to me that he has never said before. Just once I'd like to see something that isn't predictable. :(

Even though I know the response to this post will be nothing but predictable. :(

PROVE ME WRONG

[Matt Harty]

hey mad max do you sniff markers

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: You're LESS of a fucktard than Dole.

Dole: You're MORE of a fucktard than Esuohlim.

On a similar note, why the fuck are you fucktards even on the net? Don't you fucktards have some studying to do for your special ed. summer school classes?

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Get back to class fucktards! :lol

[Anonymous]

Matt Hardy: Hey Matt do you sniff your Dad's shit filled panties? Oh wait yes you do, nevermind fucktard.

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:rock

[Matt Harty]

hey mad max you should bring a rabbits foot to school and tell girls to rub it

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim: You're LESS of a fucktard than Dole.

Wait I don't understand what you're trying to say you see because you said it yourself your insults are brimming with so many high-brow subteties and double meanings that I can't understand so can you please dumb down what you just said to me. :(

[Spooky]

so, mad max, how's the old ball and chain? welcome back to the boards! :)

[kellychaos]

That's one of the few times that I've actually laughed at Retro's comments. :(

And Max? ... You've been managed. :)

[Matt Harty]

oh shit madmaxx kellychaos has you on the fucking ropes

[Anonymous]

Matt Hardy: Hey Matt you should go to school and get ass fucked by the faggot ass drama club...oh wait you already do, nevermind fucktard.

Esuohlim: Even if I did dumb it down, you still wouldn't be able to understand fucktard.

Spooky: She's fine, fucktard.

kellychaos: No, fucktard.

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The neverending saga...

[Emu]

hey guys is this thread over yet

[liquidstatik]

i wish it was :(

[Anonymous]

This thread's title is awesome, y'all.

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim: Even if I did dumb it down, you still wouldn't be able to understand fucktard.

Hahaha...um...wait, what? :(

[Spooky]

Esuohlim: Even if I did dumb it down, you still wouldn't be able to understand fucktard.

Hahaha...um...wait, what? :(

HAHAHA SLIP-UP

[kellychaos]

Can someone insult me, please? And make sure that you use my name so I can turn it around on you by replacing my name with your name. Good times. :comedyensues

[Anonymous]

Emu: It won't be over until you all stop being fucktards

liquidstatik: You also wish you weren't a fat, zit faced fucktard who chugs cock, but wishes don't come true fucktard.

Esuohlim: Fucktard

Spooky: Fucktard

kellychaos: No, fucktard

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Same as it ever was...

[kellychaos]

The funny never stops!
Mad Max: It won't be over until you all stop being fucktards

Mad Max: You also wish you weren't a fat, zit faced fucktard who chugs cock, but wishes don't come true fucktard.

Mad Max: Fucktard

Mad Max: Fucktard

Mad Max: No, fucktard

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Same as it ever was...

[Supafly345]

Hey Mad Max! Hey hows it going? Its been a long time. I've been good you know, the wife has a kid now and everything. SO how have you been going? Its been good, the dog is having puppies now and I have to sell them. SO how have you been? Yeah, its been alright here, I just sold my television for two smaller televisions. So how were you?

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim: Fucktard

OK, um, I think you don't understand. Your insults are wasted unless you put them in words that I am able to comprehend. Can't you do that for me just once because quite frankly from here you're showering me in praise, roses, and sexy hot girls that I can violate the ways I want.

[Lotida]

Esuohlim: Fucktard

OK, um, I think you don't understand. Your insults are wasted unless you put them in words that I am able to comprehend.

Is it the two syllables in Fucktard that is causing you so much confusion? You bitch, complain and moan but you can't help responding time after time like a moth to the flame! :blah

[Anonymous]

kellychaos: No, fucktard.

Supafly345: Stop lying fucktard, you don't have a wife, you got an underage boy that you molest and just because you're also fucking your dog doesn't mean its gonna have puppies, genetics doesn't work that way.

Esuohlim: Sound it out fucktard. And stop being silly, we all know you don't like girls, you faggot ass bitch boy.

Lotida: :love :love :love :love :love

Its official! Lotida is the ONLY person on here other than myself, that isn't a fucktard! The search is over! :)

:rave :party :rave

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Make this a sticky, its the only thread on this entire fucktard board that's funny. :lol

[Matt Harty]

Esuohlim: Fucktard

OK, um, I think you don't understand. Your insults are wasted unless you put them in words that I am able to comprehend.

Is it the two syllables in Fucktard that is causing you so much confusion? You bitch, complain and moan but you can't help responding time after time like a moth to the flame! :blah

HES NOT BEING SERIOUS YOU TWATLICK

[Esuohlim]

Mad Max I'm sorry but you're really going to have to take in account that I don't know the meaning of any words with more than four letters. Or any words with the letter "C" in them. Perhaps if you had any visual aides that could help me further understand, because it's like you're speaking Star Trek Nerd Speak to me or something. :(

[Anonymous]

I THOUGHT WE WERE BUDS

[Anonymous]

Matt Hardy: Doesn't matter, fucktard.

Esuohlim: FUK 'ARD

Chojin: Ah yes, I did forget about you. I would also like to announce that Chojin is ALSO not a fucktard! :party

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Number of hidden non-fucktards found: 2
Number of thread jackings: Didn't count
Number of times using "Fucktard": Error in computing
Number of fucktards annoyed: All of them
Number of fucktards wasted by others: Wasn't paying attention
Number of fucktards wasted by you: All of them
Amount of playing time: Too long
Current Score: 6,399,024,388,493
Current Rank: Fucktard Killer
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[da blob]

madmax you are so good even excellent you could even post at brawlhall no shit I think I'm going to have an erection.
And to think I'm going to be fucktarded once more, I can feel the blood rushing to my penis already

[Spectre X]

Number of fucktards annoyed: All of them

Wrong. I am not annoyed in the slightest. I am amused by your incredible lack of originality and intelligence.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Actually, I think I'm more amused and amazed that you can even figure out how to use a computer. :)

[Anonymous]

Spectre X: I'm amused that as some fucktard who claimed I was his "arch enemy" can claim he's not annoyed. Face it, you're one of the main fucktards that blows his stack everytime I fuckin' post here, fucktard.

Cosmo: I'm amused that you made that statement considering you just made a fuckin' typo fucktard. What's the matter? Your pork pie fingers too fuckin' fat to hit the keys properly? Or is your fucktard brain still trying to learn the basics of the keyboard?

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Face it, you can't win fucktards! :lol

[Pub Lover]

I thought it was the taking part that counted?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

you have me pegged, Max....the mega-lardass.... :lol

[Anonymous]

da blob: dicksnot (Sorry I forgot about you last round)

Pub Lover: You don't need to take part, you're a fucktard regardless if you post or not.

Cosmo: Tell ya what, go with the rest of your chronically depressed fat assed fucktards, kahljorn and Sethomas, circle jerk each other, as you complain and whine like fuckin' goths about how life is so hard and nobody likes you (And they don't) THEN when after you're done jizzing all over each other, take some fuckin' razor blades and slit your goddamn wrists open thus relieving the world of three useless fucktards. :goth :suicide :hangman

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:obey :obey :obey :obey

"A single fucktard is a tragedy"

"A million fucktards is I-Mockery" :lol

[Elngish Porfessor]

oK so you has established that we are all fuckturds (bytw in my home country this is a sign of grate affection) so please find a new 'schtick" as they say becrause we all know we are fuckturns and your boring me

[Esuohlim]

Hey Mad Max are you seriously going to stick around for a while and not run away like the other two times?

[Esuohlim]

Face it, you can't win fucktards! :lol

OH SHIT I'VE LOST ALL MY FUCKTARDS THOUGH :( :( :(

[Esuohlim]

"A million fucktards is I-Mockery" :lol

WRONG I-MOCKERY IS A WEBSITE :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Number of fucktards annoyed: All of them

NOTHING GETS A FUCKTARD MORE ANNOYED THAN READING A NON-FUCKTARD'S POSTS ON THE INTERNET RIGHT MAD MAX? ;) ;) ;)

[The Retro Kat]

I'm not annoyed. I find much humor in this thread. Humor upon underlying humor, and the humor in the idiocy of most people who suck at insulting Mad Max. Some of you are serious fucking Fucktards. Ah well, Max, another story?

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim: FUK 'ARD

I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THIS ONE. :eek :eek

Yeah uh seriously Mad Max putting apostrophes in words to replace letters that you left out is just confusing me. I don't think you're getting your point across very well because I'm still surfing the Internet with a smile on my face :D

[Anonymous]

Elngish Porfessor: You suck Gay Hippo balls, get the fuck out the thread fucktard.

Esuohlim: I can't believe you actually wasted your time to read all my posts line by line and THEN actually bothered to quote them. Well you proved it, you're a fucktard!

Retro Kat: Retro Kat rubbed himself in anticipation in what he knew would be the greatest night of his life. When the big strong Mandingo warrior came in to Retro's bedroom he squeeled in delight and lifted up his flowery skirt. The Ebony Man had other plans first though. He picked up Retro and kissed him passionately before pushing his head towards his groin area. Retro's mouth gleefully took the burnt sausage into his mouth and proceeded to move his head back and forth in a rhymatic motion until the Ebony Man's love hit the back of Retro's throat at 90mph which he swallowed every drop.
This was not to be the end of their love though, now was the time.
The Ebony Man bent Retro Kat over and lifted up his skirt and proceeded to thrust into Retro's rectum at first slow and then fast. Retro was hurt by this, but pleased at the same time. And afterall their love was all about taking the pain with the pleasure. This romantic interlude lasted so long Retro thought it would never end, and he didn't want it to, but alas, it did as he felt more of the Ebony Man's love hit his prostate and overflow and drip onto the bed. After which point Retro and his Ebony Man fell asleep in each other's arms dreaming the dreams that only lovers can...

Meanwhile Esuohlim was in the darkness watching in silent jealousy, crying and jacking off the whole time.

THE END

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[Emu]

everyone begin praying to the mods to end the pain now

[Anonymous]

Emu: Yeah start praying fucktard, you should be used to that kneeing position.

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The EXTENDED Fucktard bashing tour! :lol

[thebiggameover]

everyone begin praying to the mods to end the pain now

:worship :worship :imock

[Cosmo Electrolux]

da blob: dicksnot (Sorry I forgot about you last round)

Pub Lover: You don't need to take part, you're a fucktard regardless if you post or not.

Cosmo: Tell ya what, go with the rest of your chronically depressed fat assed fucktards, kahljorn and Sethomas, circle jerk each other, as you complain and whine like fuckin' goths about how life is so hard and nobody likes you (And they don't) THEN when after you're done jizzing all over each other, take some fuckin' razor blades and slit your goddamn wrists open thus relieving the world of three useless fucktards. :goth :suicide :hangman

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:obey :obey :obey :obey

"A single fucktard is a tragedy"

"A million fucktards is I-Mockery" :lol

a fat goth? wow, you must be psychic...:lol

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim:

UH OH :x

I can't believe you actually was

AW HERE IT GOES :lol

ted your time to read all my p

MORE LIKE "MAD MAX-A-MILIAN FUCKTARDS ON THE INTERNET" :lol

osts line by line and THEN actually bothered to quote them. W

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ESUOHLIM PUTS THE "UCKT" IN "STUCKTOGETHER" :lol

ell you proved it, you're a fuckt

I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING :D

ard!

OH SHIT ANTI-CLIMACTIC :( :(

[Matt Harty]

MAD MAX JUST GOT SERVED

GAME OVER, NO MORE TALKING FROM YOU.

[Anonymous]

thebiggameover: Your false fucktard gods will not save you fucktard. :lol

Cosmo: Just slit your fuckin' wrists already fucktard. :goth

Esuohlim: :sleep Someone wake me up after that fucktard Esuohlim stops posting.

Matt Hardy: The only one who got "served" is you by Esuohlim when he served your dick last night, fucktard. Oh and by the way using "hip terms" like "getting served" doesn't make you cool or a "soul brother". You're white and you're lame. :lol

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:bestthread

[Esuohlim]

Oh and by the way using "hip terms" like "getting served" doesn't make you cool or a "soul brother".

Hahaha he's got you there Matt Harty I bet you feel positively humiliated now.

Hey Mad Max got anymore gay jokes because those aren't getting old yet just like Ed McMahon would say "Hi-OH!" :lol

By the way I'll never stop posting Mad Max two can play it this game boy howdy.

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: I suppose gay jokes are a little redundant when directed towards someone who is a Gay joke already, but oh well. :/

And of course you'll keep posting, its not like you got anything else to do in between your time of being molested by your uncle and blowing your dog.

Ah almost forgot, you're still a fucktard. :)

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Look Ma! I just jizzed on your face! :lol

[Brandon]

HEY GUYS

[Matt Harty]

im out of here i cant take the fucking humiliation i dont know how you do it esuohlim. you have nerves of steel to take all of the hardcore insults mad max throws your way. good luck man im out peace nigga oh shit what did i just say am i some kinda soul brother???????? :(

[Esuohlim]

It's OK Matt Harty as Bape would say some just can't take the heat haha but don't worry I've got your back this Mad Max is just small potatoes to all us hardcore vets

I just hope Bape comes soon and really gives Mad Max the old one-two :(. But for now it looks like I'm all on my own. :(

So Mad Max, it looks like I-Mockery is full of Sad Sax :lol. As in "sacks", you know?... :(. But seriously, we need to get to know you better. Do you like the white women? :eek

[Anonymous]

ArtificialBrandon: Hey Fucktard!

Matt Hardy: Its about time you admitted defeat fucktard. And you're still white and lame. You can't become a brother by taking black seed of the ass, bitch boy. :lol

Esuohlim: If you're a "hardcore vet" this board's more pathetic than I thought.

I'm here to be amused by you fucktards, I'm not here to talk about myself, and I'm definitely not here to make friends in your little fag club who's members openly admit such weaknesses as not being able to get laid, being anime freaks, cross dressing, mowing lawns for a living, emotional cripples who need a ton of medication to get through the day and suicidal goths thus leaving the door WIDE open for me to mock your fucktard asses. The fact that you fucktards insist on arguing with me, and seem to think you're somehow getting over on, is quite laughable.

Remember, I have the last laugh ALWAYS.

I'll be back later, so you'll have to keep this thread alive until then...I'm sure you fucktards will all be waiting in anticipation. :)

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Dam Xam! :lol

[thebiggameover]

http://theshizz.org/forum/uploads/post-9-1087438970.jpg

[BAPE]

alright mad max you have gone wild on here long enough i am putting a stop to this you think you have got mocking skills you dont know anything all you say is ftard guess what i will tell you a secret we are mocking you haha think about it now the tables have turned am i right if you are man enough lets take this to mock wars but i think you will run away maybe you will call us ftard again dont you see esuohlim is playing with you if he wanted you would be banned so fast your head would spin but we like to play with our food before we eat it how are those apples lets get jeanettex in here its been awhile since she tasted fresh newbie blood we will rip you a new butthole[/quote] matt harty listen i know you can mock with the best of them get it together pal you know we can outmock this newb we made the cut there is no way this is tougher than the initiation am i right wait maybe you are mocking him now haha that makes more sense keep it rolling guys we got him

[code[i am in the gang
[/code]hi i am a irish virus copy me i will grow

[ItalianStereotype]

oh shit, I'm glad we're on the same side, BAPE.

[Anonymous]

I don't think we're going to have to worry about max again for a long, long time.

Bless you, BAPE.

[BAPE]

hey choj good advice back there i will make a pot of coffee but first this is to seal the deal it is for mad max get it he is annoying like a mosquito and he sucks too that is a double whammy haha whos next sorry guys i guess theres nothing left you guys can have the next one its a deal

http://www.saukrivertradingpost.com/YOU_SUCK_T.jpg

[Matt Harty]

bape you are the only one that understands me

[The Retro Kat]

Mad Max rubbed himself in anticipation in what he knew would be the greatest night of his life. When the big strong Mandingo warrior came in to Max's bedroom he squeeled in delight and lifted up his flowery skirt. The Ebony Man had other plans first though. He picked up Max and kissed him passionately before pushing his head towards his groin area. Max's mouth gleefully took the burnt sausage into his mouth and proceeded to move his head back and forth in a rhymatic motion until the Ebony Man's love hit the back of Retro's throat at 90mph which he swallowed every drop.
This was not to be the end of their love though, now was the time.
The Ebony Man bent Mad Max over and lifted up his skirt and proceeded to thrust into Max's rectum at first slow and then fast. Retro was hurt by this, but pleased at the same time. And afterall their love was all about taking the pain with the pleasure. This romantic interlude lasted so long Max thought it would never end, and he didn't want it to, but alas, it did as he felt more of the Ebony Man's love hit his prostate and overflow and drip onto the bed. After which point Mad Max and his Ebony Man fell asleep in each other's arms dreaming the dreams that only lovers can...

Meanwhile Max's brother was in the darkness watching in silent jealousy, crying and jacking off the whole time.

THE END

[Lotida]

Remember the good ole days when everyone was bitching about being called a Fucktard. Those were the good times! :reminiscing

[Esuohlim]

Hahaha, nice try.

[The Retro Kat]

Remember the good ole days when SHUT THE FUCK UP! Those were the good times! :reminiscing

[Lotida]

Remember the good ole days when SHUT THE FUCK UP! Those were the good times! :reminiscing

Your just angry because your nose is too big for your face! >:

[The Retro Kat]

Im not angry abotu that, your just angry cause your face is too ugly for your body.

[Jixby Phillips]

Your just angry because your nose is too big for your face! >:

and your just mad that your a fat ugly bitch :rolleyes

Here's Lotida at her fat finest:

http://www.americazoo.com/goto/index/mammals/animals/234x.jpg

FREE LOTIDA!

[ArrowX]

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HIT 14 PAGES!?

[Captain Robo]

I AM NOT ON THAT LIST

[Lotida]

Awwwww..........you boys called me fat! :tear Nobody is supposed to call me fat......that hurts my feelings!

Jixby, I would expect that from the rest of them but I thought we had something. :sobbing

[Anonymous]

thebiggameover: Well might as well start off with a nice big FUCKTARD!

BAPE: :sleep oh did you stop talking fucktard? Well anyway I'll go where the fuck I please fucktard. If anyone wants to "war with me" I'm right fuckin' here. I see you got all your shots in when I wasn't here, good idea. It was at least a fair fight fucktard.

Chainsawsmash: If you sided with BAPE you fuckin' lost fucktard.

Chojin: WRONG! :lol

Matt Hardy: No, you're Daddy understands you and how you like it when he fists you up the ass, fucktard.

Retro Kat: Retro Kat rubbed himself in anticipation in what he knew would be the greatest night of his life. When the big strong Mandingo warrior came in to Retro's bedroom he squeeled in delight and lifted up his flowery skirt. The Ebony Man had other plans first though. He picked up Retro and kissed him passionately before pushing his head towards his groin area. Retro's mouth gleefully took the burnt sausage into his mouth and proceeded to move his head back and forth in a rhymatic motion until the Ebony Man's love hit the back of Retro's throat at 90mph which he swallowed every drop.
This was not to be the end of their love though, now was the time.
The Ebony Man bent Retro Kat over and lifted up his skirt and proceeded to thrust into Retro's rectum at first slow and then fast. Retro was hurt by this, but pleased at the same time. And afterall their love was all about taking the pain with the pleasure. This romantic interlude lasted so long Retro thought it would never end, and he didn't want it to, but alas, it did as he felt more of the Ebony Man's love hit his prostate and overflow and drip onto the bed. After which point Retro Kat and his Ebony Man fell asleep in each other's arms dreaming the dreams that only lovers can...

Meanwhile Esuohlim was in the darkness watching in silent jealousy, crying and jacking off the whole time.

THE END

By the way, if you're gonna do that, make sure you completely take out ALL references of your own name first! :lol

Esuohlim: Fucktard

Jixby: Fucktard

ArrowX: Because I fuckin' rule and you fuckin' suck big herpes dick, fucktard.

Captain Robo: You are now fucktard!

Lotida: :love

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The 2nd coming! :lol

[The Retro Kat]

Mad Max rubbed himself in anticipation in what he knew would be the greatest night of his life. When the big strong Mandingo warrior came in to Max's bedroom he squeeled in delight and lifted up his flowery skirt. The Ebony Man had other plans first though. He picked up Max and kissed him passionately before pushing his head towards his groin area. Max's mouth gleefully took the burnt sausage into his mouth and proceeded to move his head back and forth in a rhymatic motion until the Ebony Man's love hit the back of Retro's throat at 90mph which he swallowed every drop.
This was not to be the end of their love though, now was the time.
The Ebony Man bent Mad Max over and lifted up his skirt and proceeded to thrust into Max's rectum at first slow and then fast. Retro was hurt by this, but pleased at the same time. And afterall their love was all about taking the pain with the pleasure. This romantic interlude lasted so long Max thought it would never end, and he didn't want it to, but alas, it did as he felt more of the Ebony Man's love hit his prostate and overflow and drip onto the bed. After which point Mad Max and his Ebony Man fell asleep in each other's arms dreaming the dreams that only lovers can...

Meanwhile Max's Father was in the darkness watching in silent jealousy, crying and jacking off the whole time.

THE END
:lol

Max: Apparently you have never seen Lotida or been aware of the fact that she is a cunt. Here's a pic:
http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v39/agroskaterik/Forum%20Stuff/MEAT.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Mad Max, you're really boring.

You can go ahead and do your "Esuohlim: Haha I knew you would give up fucktard. EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES One fucktard gave up why can't the rest of you haha I RULE SO MUCH ON THE INTERNET :lol" or "Esuohlim: Go back to jacking your dad off fucktard EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES Esuohlim gave up what a fucktard who's next BEST THREAD EVER EMOTICON :lol" or "Esuohlim: Generic Mad Max insult he has said in every post ever and still thinks it's the most ingenious string of text since Shakespeare EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A SIGNATURE THAT DOES THIS FOR ME :lol" because you're fucking boring now, Mad Max, and if you really are Sam then I'll see you in that one Mock Wars thread with all the posts in it.

[Anonymous]

Retro: She may be a lesbian cunt, but she's MY lesbian cunt! :lol

Let's do a different story.

Retro Kat rubbed the semen from his last customer all over his face and savored the taste and remembered the whole reason why he went into this business. Suddenly his next customer came in, he looked familar...it was his dad! He hadn't seen him in years, they'd had a falling out because of his choice in profession and lifestyle, he didn't know why he was here...was he here to finally forgive him?

Retro's questions were soon answered with a slap to the face.
"SO YOU LIKE BEING A LITTLE BITCH WHORE EH? WELL GET READY TO FEEL WHAT IT REALLY FEELS LIKE TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF FUCK MEAT FROM A REAL MAN!"

Retro attempted to escape from his dad's threat but was bitch slapped to the bed again. Retro's dad violently pulled down Retro's pink panties and thrusted into him. Retro felt pain like he never imagined! Sure he'd been fucked in the ass before. Many times, but it never felt painful like this, he strangely felt pleased by this...

"TAKE IT! TAKE IT YOU FUCKIN BITCH! WHO"S ASS IS THIS?" Retro's dad yelled as he reamed Retro further.
Retro screamed in pain and delight, saying "IT'S YOURS DAD ITS YOURS! OH FUCK ME DADDY!"
Just when Retro felt he couldn't take anymore, his dad stopped and pulled his dick out mixed with blood and shit.
"I AIN'T DONE WITH YOU YET SON!"
Retro's dad stood up and shoved Retro on his knees and opened his mouth.
"NOW SWALLOW THIS BITCH!"
Retro's dad shoved his dick in Retro's mouth where upon he began to suck gleefully, the shit, blood and semen were all swallowed with much gusto. Where upon Retro said...
"Thank you Daddy. I love you Daddy, I love you...."

And was finally then Retro's dad accepted his faggot whore son for who he was, and all was right in the world.

THE END

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
14 pages and still :bestthread

[Anonymous]

Esouhlim: So boring that you can't HELP but to keep posting idiotic responses to me eh fucktard? :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

[Mister Sarcastic]

You spelled his name wrong, FUCKTARD :rolleyes

[ItalianStereotype]

haha, I'm a fucktard

[The Retro Kat]

Mad Max rubbed the semen from his last customer all over his face and savored the taste and remembered the whole reason why he went into this business. Suddenly his next customer came in, he looked familar...it was his dad! He hadn't seen him in years, they'd had a falling out because of his choice in profession and lifestyle, he didn't know why he was here...was he here to finally forgive him?

Max's questions were soon answered with a slap to the face.
"SO YOU LIKE BEING A LITTLE BITCH WHORE EH? WELL GET READY TO FEEL WHAT IT REALLY FEELS LIKE TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF FUCK MEAT FROM A REAL MAN!"

Max attempted to escape from his dad's threat but was bitch slapped to the bed again. Max's dad violently pulled down Max's pink panties and thrusted into him. Max felt pain like he never imagined! Sure he'd been fucked in the ass before. Many times, but it never felt painful like this, he strangely felt pleased by this...

"TAKE IT! TAKE IT YOU FUCKIN BITCH! WHO"S ASS IS THIS?" Max's dad yelled as he reamed Max further.
Mad Max screamed in pain and delight, saying "IT'S YOURS DAD ITS YOURS! OH FUCK ME DADDY!"
Just when Max felt he couldn't take anymore, his dad stopped and pulled his dick out mixed with blood and shit.
"I AIN'T DONE WITH YOU YET SON!"
Max's dad stood up and shoved Max on his knees and opened his mouth.
http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v39/agroskaterik/Forum%20Stuff/MEAT.jpg
"NOW SWALLOW THIS BITCH!"
Max's dad shoved his dick in Max's mouth where upon he began to suck gleefully, the shit, blood and semen were all swallowed with much gusto. Where upon Retro said...
"Thank you Daddy. I love you Daddy, I love you...."

And was finally then Max's dad accepted his faggot whore son for who he was, and all was right in the world.

THE END


(NOTE: And for the record I didn't even read that because I already know it is an avid peice of shit and sucks tremendous balls much like yourself, Mad Max Fucktard)

[Matt Harty]

wow there should be a forum for both of your stories because theyre interesting and everyone reads them and thinks theyre funnyyyy y:):):)

[Anonymous]

Mister Sarcastic: Fuck off fucktard, let that bitch fight his own battles. That's not his name anyway, his name is the same as yours... Fucktard.

Chainsawsmash: Yes, you ARE a fucktard!

Retro Kat: You had to have wasted your time reading it enough to change the names around and making sure your fucktard ass got them right this time. Not to mention your need to post a little fucktard "disclaimer" pretty much indicates you did, so go take your lying donkey blowing fat ass back to your trailer park where you can get back to something you're actually good at, like rimming your uncle, fucktard.
Another story? :)

Matt Hardy: I thought you said you were gonna stop posting in this thread fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
If I made this a sig, I'd be done posting by now! :lol

[Terra]

Damn, fuckstick. The "Fucktard" thread made it to fourteen pages. Congratulations on the puslike dribbling. I'm surprised Rog and the boys haven't shut you down yet. :)

[Lotida]

I'm surprised Rog and the boys haven't shut you down yet. :)

Why would they? He's not posting anything that would cause anyone to close this thread.

[Esuohlim]

Wait nevermind I will post in this thread again but it's for Lotida, who's post just made me realize that she can't be anybody but Jeanette X.

Did you find a new vagina on match.com Lotida? :x

[Lotida]

Should I be insulted? Who is JeannetteX? Should I be all indignant and form a mean rebuttal?

[Anonymous]

Terra: 15 pages, fucktard.

Lotida: :love

Esuohlim: Doesn't matter who you post to, you're still a fucktard that jerks off to gay porn!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
BANNED! :lol

[ItalianStereotype]

guess what max? I'm SUCH a fucktard! I'm such a fucktard that you don't even fucktard, fucktard.

[Esuohlim]

Lotida: Do you go to one of those adult stores and buy a bunch of plastic vaginas and then glue them all over your face and then go to a Halloween party and say you're Anne Heche? :x

[Lotida]

Esuohlim you are such a tool!! LOL You pretend that you will not post in this thread again but then......wait....you come up with a way to do it by directing your comments toward me. Ya just can't get enough!!

Isn't it time to switch to GADZOOKS?

[Esuohlim]

Guys I just heard that Lotida thought about patenting an air freshener for the car but it was shaped like a vagina and guess what it smelled like? :eek

[Skulhedface]

This thread is SHOCKING!

[Anonymous]

Chainsawsmash: Fucktard

Skulhedface: Fucktard

Esuohlim: Guys I just heard that fucktard Esuohlim thought about patenting an air freshener for the car but it was shaped like a dick and guess what it smelled like?

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Welcome to the fucktard thread!

[Esuohlim]

Lotida: Remember that one time you walked into Taco Bell and you couldn't stop laughing. You couldn't order anything with a straight face what was up with that I'd like to know :x

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: Remember that one time you walked into Taco Bell and your fucktard ass couldn't stop laughing. You couldn't order anything with a straight face what was up with that I'd like to know

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Thanks for contributing, fucktard!

[Esuohlim]

Gross, Lotida just told me about the time her friends asked her if she wanted drugs and they were all "Wanna suck on some Mary-Jane" and Lotida agreed but was immediately disappointed. :lol

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: Gross, that fucktard Esuohlim just told me about the time his friends asked him if he wanted drugs and they were all "Wanna suck on this glass dick?" and Esuohlim agreed but was immediately disappointed. :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Keep the contributions coming!

[Esuohlim]

I bet in high school when Lotida's teacher was like "Lotida do you have your oral report ready" she was all like "Yeah" and got sent to the principal's office in ten seconds after she tried to undress the girl that sits in the front. :eek

[ArrowX]

Why Is this thread so long?

[Lotida]

Yea Gadzooks......pushing it on up to page 16!!

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: I bet in high school when Esuohlim's teacher was like "Esuohlim do you have your oral report ready" he was all like "Yeah" and got sent to the principal's office in ten seconds after he tried to undress the boy that sits in the front. :lol

ArrowX: I told you before because I rule and you fuckin' suck big elephant balls fucktard!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Make a contribution now and gain eternal salvation!

[the[Hitman]]

Why is max sticking up for an obviously skanky fat 14 year old?

[ArrowX]

No I'll do that























































































See

[ArrowX]

God I hate you all

[Esuohlim]

Haha I guess to Lotida each additional page to this thread is like a bigger, wetter vagina. :x

[Ninjavenom]

Good character, Burbank.

[Anonymous]

Hitman: Why the fuck are you a cock sucking fucktard who's so interesting in what I'm doing? Fuck off fucktard.

ArrowX: You still suck Elephant balls fucktard.

Esuohlim: Haha I guess to Esuohlim each additional page to this thread is like a bigger, harder penis.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Keep up the good work fucktards!

[Lotida]

]Why is max sticking up for an obviously skanky fat 14 year old?

Quit trying to fit in with the boys!! YOU SUCK! >:

[The Retro Kat]

Max, have you ever skimmed a piece of literature? LOL, DO U EVEN KNOW WHAT LITERATURE IS OR WHAT SKIMMING IS?


Skimming is a gerund that means that you go through a document of some sort quickly and efficiently and take out what is important (such as key words OMG! Like Retro or Retro Kat :eek )

[Esuohlim]

Hey guys Lotida was invited to a girls sleepover in 6th grade and they told her they were going to play Twister and she was the only one that showed up naked. :x

[Lotida]

Haha I guess to Lotida each additional page to this thread is like a bigger, wetter vagina. :x

You are most definitely a Fag! Talk about the pot calling the Kettle Black!! What do you have against wet vaginas?

Get that dick out of your mouth and think of something more original. Jixby has the Lesbian Jokes cornered! >:

[Anonymous]

Retro: Yeah I'm aware of skimming fucktard, I just doubt you have mental capacity to do so. You know damn well it takes your fucktard ass 3 hours just to sound out the word "the".

Ninjavenom: Fucktard

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

[The Retro Kat]

Yeah Max, that's exactly right. I have the mental capacity to avidly describe and define the term and in context to what you were talking about, but I certainly can't complete that task in and of itself. :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

Retro: Hey I never said you weren't a fucktard savant! :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
16 pages and counting...

[The Retro Kat]

Everyone has to have their area to shine. :lol

[ItalianStereotype]

hey now max, I think that's one too many "fucktards." you've gone too far now.

[Esuohlim]

Lotida just mentioned something about not being allowed to take showers after gym class because she kept trying to touch the other vaginas. :eek

[Anonymous]

Chainsawsmash: You can NEVER go overboard with the fucktards, fucktard.

Retro: Indeed. Carry on fucktard.

Esuohlim: That fucktard Esuohlim just mentioned something about not being allowed to take showers after gym class because he kept trying to touch the other dicks.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

[Mister Sarcastic]

I think Mad Max deserved the Pulitzer Prize the minute he started to repeat Milhouse's posts verbatim. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Hey Lotida was it true that you were caught in the feminine hygiene aisle of the grocery store licking the products? :x

[Anonymous]

Mister Sarcastic: I think Mad Max deserved the Pulitzer Prize the minute he started to repeat that fucktard Mister Sarcastic's posts verbatim. :rolleyes

Esuohlim: Hey Esuohlim was it true that you were caught in the condom aisle of the grocery store licking the products?

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES

[Esuohlim]

Ew did you know that sometimes Lotida buys a really long crazy straw, puts one end in her vagina, and puts the other end... :x

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: Ew did you know that sometimes Esuohlim buys a really long crazy straw, puts one end in his dickhole, and puts the other end... :puke

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Is it page 17 yet?

[Esuohlim]

Lotida gets all sexually excited when she hears "Moist Pads" :x

[Anonymous]

Esouhlim: Esuohlim gets all sexually excited when he hears "KY"

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

[Mister Sarcastic]

Hey Mad Max, are we at page 17 yet? :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Lotida shaves her vagina pubic hair and then pastes it on her chest :x

[Anonymous]

Mr. Sarcastic: Just keep posting and it soon will be fucktard.

Esuohlim: Esuohlim shaves his pubic hair and then pastes it on his chest

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Hey it doesn't get any better than this...

[Esuohlim]

One time Lotida was delivering a baby and convinced the woman that licking around her vagina will help the baby be born faster :x :x :x

[Mister Sarcastic]

Hey Mad Max wouldn't it be great if we hit page 17? :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Lotida once delivered a baby and after it was born Lotida was jealous because the baby had been encased in a vagina. :eek

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: One time Esuohlim was delivering a baby and convinced the father to stand behind him because fucking him in the ass would somehow help the baby be born faster

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
These are the jokes people...

[Anonymous]

Mr. Sarcastic: Keep posting and it will fucktard.

Esuohlim: Esuohlim once delivered a baby and after it was born Esuohlim was jealous because the baby had a bigger dick than he did.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
This is the "A" stuff people...

[sadie]

don't turn the page. there's a monster at the end of the book. :chatter

[Anonymous]

sadie: Too late fucktard! :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

[Lotida]

This is a pretty impressive thread! :)

[Supafly345]

Every time you guys post, the national IQ average goes down a point; so stop.

[Esuohlim]

Lotida only posted that to bring it to the top so we can post more.

The novelty wore off, and it's just really boring now.

[Anonymous]

Still say it should be a sticky.

Oh and except for Lotida, Chojin and Perndog you're all still fucktards. :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

[Esuohlim]

So?

[Anonymous]

So what? You're a fucktard, its not difficult to understand.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Could page 18 be in the works?

[Esuohlim]

And?

[Anonymous]

And you're a bitch boy.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
March onward fucktard soldiers...

[Esuohlim]

Yeah.......well, uh, that's very interesting and everything Max, but I have somewhere to be...over there. I'll see you around.

[Anonymous]

See ya fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

[Lotida]

Lotida only posted that to bring it to the top so we can post more.

The novelty wore off, and it's just really boring now.

You really are a dumb ass aren't you? You bitch because I brought it to the top "making" you post more......and your not going to fall for that because "the novelty wore off". So you make a post to tell us so....thus doing what you said you didn't want to do in the first place!

Get on the short bus and don't forget your helmet!! :)

[Jixby Phillips]

Fuck you lotida, you're just posting because for some reason it makes you all hot when this thread gets bigger

[Esuohlim]

I hope we get 18 pages soon :(

[Esuohlim]

Oh fuck, then 19 is next :eek

[Esuohlim]

Then 20, 21, 22, 23, 24 :eek :eek

[Esuohlim]

24 is the highest number though. There isn't any number higher than 24. :(

[Lotida]

Fuck you lotida, you're just posting because for some reason it makes you all hot when this thread gets bigger

I think you get all hot talking dirty to me!

[Esuohlim]

Hey, good stuff. Every post counts.

[Brandon]

I think you get all hot talking dirty to me!
OMG, YOU'D TOTALLY FUCK JIXBY IF HE HAD A PUSSY. :rolleyes

[Jixby Phillips]

Don't post anymore esolusim its what she wants

[Lotida]

I think you get all hot talking dirty to me!
OMG, YOU'D TOTALLY FUCK JIXBY IF HE HAD A PUSSY. :rolleyes

I would have to move your dick out of the way first! :rolleyes

[Lotida]

Don't post anymore esolusim its what she wants

Yea, Esuohlim, don't post anymore!! You heard what he said....it's what I want!!! >:

[Brandon]

[I would have to move your dick out of the way first! :rolleyes
PUH-LEASE.

[Lotida]

[I would have to move your dick out of the way first! :rolleyes
PUH-LEASE. I LIKE VAGINAS.

JUST LIKE YOU.

Didn't you get the fucking Memo??? Don't post anymore....it's what I want!!! >:

:lol


P.S. Just because Jixby likes to paint his anus pink and tell you it's a vagina....don't be fooled! Fall for it once...it's a mistake, fall for it twice......shame on you, fall for it a third time......well, your as faggy as he is then!

[Brandon]

"OMG YOU GUYS, MY NAME IS LOTIDA, AND I LOVE THIS THREAD SO MUCH. I'M SO GLAD WE'RE AT 17 PAGES!

OH, YOU BOYS. IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH ME. :lol"

[Brandon]

"HEY GUYS, IT'S ME -- LOTIDA -- ONCE MORE. I'M SO GLAD TO SEE THAT BRANDON HIT THE 18 PAGE MARK."

[Lotida]

"OMG YOU GUYS, MY NAME IS LOTIDA, AND I LOVE THIS THREAD SO MUCH. I'M SO GLAD WE'RE AT 17 PAGES!

OH, YOU BOYS. IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH ME. :lol"

Yup......that about sums it up! :rock

[Anonymous]

Hey fucktards thanks for raising my thread to 18! :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Proof that this is the :bestthread

[Esuohlim]

Yea, Esuohlim, don't post anymore!! You heard what he said....it's what I want!!! >:

If that's the case then I'll post more hahaha how do you like that?

[Esuohlim]

Hey no problem Mad Max we have, what, 20 or so more posts until page 19 well we'd better hurry.

[Esuohlim]

Oh by the way Max you'd better save some lol emoticons for later because if we're doing really make a dent here you'll run out and then what are you going to do?

[Esuohlim]

OK to really ensure that this thread gets up to page 19 (and maybe beyond but we can only dream right guys haha) let's switch gears a little and have a discussion.

OK discussion topic 1 is ADULT SWIM oh shit haha well anyway what do you think?

[Anonymous]

I'll use these then fucktard :lol2

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:lol2

[Esuohlim]

OK yeah that's right Mad Max but personally I think Space Ghost has enough episodes to play two a night.

OK that was fun hey Max how about you pick a topic?

[Anonymous]

Nah you're doing fine fucktard, I'm just in it for the fucktards.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:lol2

[Esuohlim]

Listen Mad Max do you want this to reach page 19 or not? >:

[Anonymous]

Oh alright fucktard. >:

What's the most disgusting movie you've seen? And no smart ass quips like "Oh that would be the one where your Mom ate dog shit."

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:lol2

[Esuohlim]

THAT'S IT I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR LACK OF COOPERATION >: >:

DON'T EXPECT ANYONE TO HELP YOU OUT NOW. YOU AND LOTIDA CAN DO THIS ALL BY YOURSELF >: >:

[Anonymous]

Sheesh! You try to help some fucktards out, and they go into a spastic mongoloid fit...

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Still the :bestthread

[Matt Harty]

madmaxstop your going to give milhouse a nervous brakedown! :eek :eek

[Anonymous]

man this thread is doomed now you see what you did max :< :<

esuohlim please come back :< :< :<

[Matt Harty]

Hey everyone, Gabe Vieria is the new Mad Max, no need to post here anymore.

[Anonymous]

Matt Hardy: Gabe can't fuckin' "fucktard" his way out of paper bag, fucktard.

Chojin: This thread would've died if all the fucktards stopped posting 18 pages ago! :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

[GADZOOKS]

Kramer :eek

[GADZOOKS]

Jerry :lol

[GADZOOKS]

Elaine :love

[GADZOOKS]

George >:

[GADZOOKS]

NEWMAN :explode

[Esuohlim]

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[Esuohlim]

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/rat_race/wayne_knight/ratpre.jpg

[Esuohlim]

http://www.autographseek.com/images/Wayne%20Knight%20-%20Bild.jpg

[Esuohlim]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/adultswim/articles/images/supersitcompals/SeinfeldPals.jpg

[Anonymous]

Hey fucktard you promised you wouldn't fag up my goddamn thread by posting on it anymore! >:

Just for that I'm gonna tell everybody that the word of Esuohlim means absolute shit!

Hope it was worth it just to see yourself post, fucktard! :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:obey :obey :obey :obey

[Esuohlim]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:HrbJiIW-PHoJ:czb.weblogger.com.br/img/kramer.jpg
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[Esuohlim]

http://www.goonse.cx/uploads/2/costanza.jpg

[Anonymous]

Get the fuck out fucktard!

:boot

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:obey :obey :obey :obey

[Esuohlim]

http://frank.harvard.edu/~jason/thoughts/seinfeld.jpg
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[Anonymous]

That show sucked, fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

[Esuohlim]

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[Esuohlim]

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[Anonymous]

I mean what is the deal with Esouhlim? I mean what is it? The guy is such a fucktard! Why is he such a fucktard?

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
And what the deal with this thread? I mean seriously what is it all about? :lol

[Esuohlim]

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[Esuohlim]

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[Anonymous]

I'd really wish you'd stop posting your jack off material in my thread fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Page 263 here we come! :lol

[Esuohlim]

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[Anonymous]

Oh is it my turn already?

Fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

[Esuohlim]

Can you say something else?

Get all your shots in. Once this thread hits page 20 I'm seriously not posting in it anymore, so if you've got anymore to say other than "fucktard", "dicksnot", or "bitch boy" go ahead, but if you don't, then you being here is a lost cause.

[Esuohlim]

Hurry up. This place reeks of Mad Max posts :x

[Anonymous]

Fucktard, dicksnot, bitch boy! :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Oh no! Esuohlim said he isn't going to post in this thread anymore! :lol

[Esuohlim]

OK, anything else? Anything unique for me that you haven't said to anyone else yet?

You're almost out of time. There's, like, 7 more posts left before page 20.

[Anonymous]

Nah, nothing else fucktard bitch boy, dicksnot! :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Most repetative thread ever! :lol

[Esuohlim]

Are you sure? Come on, this is disappointing.

I want a verbal beatdown. You're giving me useless, done-to-death, 15-cent words here.

[Anonymous]

Geez, you're starting to sound like some fucking masochistic whore begging me to slap her. I dunno this is getting kind of creepy...

Oh and fucktard.

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[Esuohlim]

I'm not looking for a Yawn-fest here, Mad Max, and this is exactly what I'm getting. You have more potential than this. Throwing around the same three insults shows exactly how little creativity you have.

There you go. You blew your chance. Page 20 is next.

See you around.

[Anonymous]

Oh no! I'll never "Fucktard" in this town again! :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
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