Oh, the Fucktards I Have Known!

[Anonymous]

Hi I'm Mad Max! You may have remembered me from such posts as "The Fucktard List" and "Hey Fucktards I made a Play!"

Now presenting:

OH THE FUCKTARDS I HAVE KNOWN!

Yes I-Mockery is without a doubt overflowing with the fucktards, if you're a fucktard watcher this is a great place to do research.

Some specimens are paticularly pathetic take the fucktard James for example, this whiney fucktard moaned about some girl he met on the internet, and actually asked his fellow fucktards for advice on this. Ha ha! As if any of them have even HAD any experiences with members of the female gender! (Homosexuality is a real problem in this particular fucktard community along with beastiality and pedophilia)

Anyway back to James, he hadn't even "met" with this girl, he just was chasing a false hope! Typical fucktard behavior considering that most of them spend their lives on the net.

Oh then there's a fucktard called Sethomas who seems to have severe bouts of depression. Probably induced by his father molesting him as a little boy. Anywho, every once in awhile he claims he's gonna commit suicide, but being a chicken shit he never does.

One very amusing fucktard is Spectre X who wants to be accepted so badly that he actually admitted it! "Oh boo hoo! I wish I could be accepted like that fucktard mburbank, but I guess I'll always just be a fuckin' pussy who gets fucked in the ass by Rez. Oh but I hope ONE DAY my dream will come true (SIGH)"

Let's see then you got fucktards who actually brag about their fucktard jobs. The inbred fucktard FARTINMOWLER is actually proud he cuts fuckin' grass like a fuckin' Middle School drop out. Wohoo! Reach for those stars! And just think in 20 years your trailer will be ALL paid off, you white trash piece of shit!

Of course studying the fucktards isn't nearly as fun as them attempting to insult you. Some even try to copy, in a desparate attempt to "level the playing field" (Which they can't do if they tried) DamnthatDavid was one of these, who as a way of trying to fit in, attempted to be funny by ripping me off. Unfortunately he had neither the mental capacity nor the will to carry it out. A fucktard can only learn so much.

Then you get fucktards who become "worshipped" like mburbank who's only claim to being remotely funny is making up some "character" called Vinth and being one point more intelligent than the rest of the fucktards. (Which means he's technically a "Moron" and not an "Idiot") Another would be Mr. Adventure, who really should be ground up for fertilizer along with any other old person in an old age home. (Of course this would apply to pretty much everyone on this board since the rest are either mentally deficent, child molestors and/or homosexuals and we all know such people aren't really human (Along with midgets) and should be properly disposed of in a tidy manner)

The rest of the fucktards are pretty mundane but if you like here's a list of other fucktards who can prove to be semi-amusing with their consistant failed attempts humor!

Esuohlim
Jixby
kellychaos
Cosmo Electolux
kahljorn
Matt Hardy
Hickman
Schimid
Immortal Goat
Supafly345
ScruU2wice
Rongi
UPC

Oh I could go on, but that would include the entire board! So I shall just leave you by saying: Be safe fucktard watchers and enjoy the show!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Worst person in 04'! :lol

[Rongi]

If i post here i will get something written about me!

[Esuohlim]

MAD MAX WHAT IS UP? SO I WAS THINKING OF WRITING A 6000 WORD REBUTTAL TO YOUR HIGH-BROW POST BUT THEN I THOUGHT WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF I TYPED IN ALL CAPS INSTEAD?

I believe I found an error because hey I should be at the top of your list I mean come on you didn't even put me on the list at all and I think I would be worth mentioning because we all know our history hahaha no seriously though make sure that you stop the presses and get that in post haste

[Rongi]

we all know such people aren't really human (Along with midgets)

woah man that's pretty bitter

[Anonymous]

Rongi: Right you are fucktard! As a reward for your "brilliant guess", you get to have Schimid's dick in your herpes encrusted ass! Enjoy Bitch Boy!

Esuohlim: You try too hard, fucktard.

Evil Empire Enterprises
:obey Cast your vote now! :obey

[Esuohlim]

Of course studying the fucktards isn't nearly as fun as them attempting to insult you.

Whoa whoa whoa hold your horses there amigo but (don't mind me by the way I'm not very good at this but I'm attempting to insult you so bear with me) I think that you should think about what you're trying to say here because I think you're the one that's attempting the insults around here (this was my first time doing this sorry if I sounded harsh but I think if this one worked out then this can be my trademark this "insulting people" and I can be known as the angry guy that makes fun of everyone so how's that?)

[Rongi]

http://www.mikesjournal.com/images/Mad%20Max%20and%20Mother%20Teresa.jpg

MAAAAAAAAAD MAX

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: Newsflash fucktard, it isn't an insult if you're pointing out facts, which is what I'm doing when I call all you wastes of humanity fucktards.

Rongi: Stop posting pictures of your fucked up inbred family, fucktard.

Evil Empire Enterprises
:obey :obey :obey :lol

[Terra]

Looks like Princess Lei and the son of Jabba the Hut.

[Esuohlim]

This is the perfect place to try out my new stand-up routine OK here I go:

"The more I think about it, the more I realize that Hell isn't such a bad place. Hahaha, guys, listen to what I have to say--ooh, there must be some hardcore Christians in the crowd. Anyway, Hell isn't such a bad place because Heaven is full of pasty, fat, virgin cows. All the hot chicks with beautiful bodies that get laid five times a day that aren't married--yeah, you know what I'm talking about sir, rock on!--they are considered the sinners and therefore are all in Hell. All the ugly girls who don't put out are in Heaven. So I'm thinking I'll kill a couple of nuns and, as a result, have an eternity of blowjobs on my agenda. That's what I'm talkin' about!"

Hahaha, so what do you think Mad Max good stuff eh?

[Anonymous]

Terra: You posted, that's one "fucktard" for you.

Esuohlim: You fucked up the punch line fucktard, you're fired.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
"And so the nun says to the priest, its $50 just like back in town!"
BADUMBUM! :lol

[Comrade Rocket]

Why isnt UPC higher up on the list

[Schimid]

I was mentioned twice in a thread I didn't even post in.

:bestthread

[Anonymous]

Comrade Rocket: For fuck's sake it's not in any particular order fucktard. I told you that writing the names of ALL the fucktards on here would include the whole damn board. I just pointed out the ones that were particularly pathetic and retarded, which reminds me...

New fucktard added:

Comrade Rocket

Feel better now fucktard?

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
You're ALL equally worthless pieces of fucktard shit! :lol

[Esuohlim]

Whoa tough crowd, hahaha...

OK Mad Max wanna play CHUTES AND LADDERS? :eek

[Comrade Rocket]

blah blah blah fucktard. blah blah blah blah blah. Fucktard blah blah Jixby haha, blah blah. blah Anal sex blah. blah blah fucktards blah blah.l

Wow, you got my number there

[ProfessorCool]

It's all just a little bit of history repeating...

[AChimp]

Bape and Mad Max should have a fight. >:

[Geggy]

i hear mental insititutions are nice places. you get your own room, breakfast, lunch and dinner are served daily in the cafeteria and they give you hard drugs! i'm sure they'll even patrronize you to roam freely and repeatedly shout out your favorite word for their own little, tawtry amusement!

i'm willing to contribute america tax dollars to have you institutilized so you can live a nice and comfortable life...right in where you belong! thats how much of a nice guy i am.

have you thought about it, mad max?

[Freaky Sheek]

Oh I could go on, but that would include the entire board!

Mad Max included himself in the list :)

I dont think the people on the list were fucktards either :/
except for UPC

[CastroMotorOil]

I want to be on a list becasue I am never on lists and that makes me sad so I really want to get on this list becasue then maybe someone on here will like me and maybe protoclown will come in and be like lol and rog will say haha and chojin will think im sexy and lotida will pretend she is smarter then me and say im stupid then mad max can make up some funny insults about me being a fucktard and then I will laugh and be merry and drink ale by the pint like the hobbits in lord of the rings becasue that is what people do when they are happy but I have never been happy becasue I was never on a list.

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: Go play your fuckin' faggot ass fucktard games, with your bitch boy Comrade Rocket, I'm sure you two know all about shoving "ladders up your fuckin' "chutes".

Comrade Rocket: See Esuohlim, fucktard.

Professor Cool: Just like everything else on this lame ass unoriginal fucktard site, fucktard.

AChimp: No, I won't get involved in your fuckin' gay ass threesomes fucktard. Ask Schimid, he likes rimming your shitty ass, fucktard.

Geggy: I hear Special Ed classes help out mental incompetents like yourself fucktard. They let you play with the pretty blocks, you get to learn a trade, and they even provide pills to cure you of your chrononic masturbation habit. I hear they're even providing rubber pants too now, so you really should go check them out, at least for that benefit, I'm sure your parents are getting tired of washing your fuckin' piss stained matress at this point fucktard.

Freaky Sheek: Stop trying to fit in by attempting to insult me fucktard. You're not equipped to do so and your opinion means fuckin shit, just like your goddamn trailer trash life.

Zorak790:Stop whining you fuckin' bitch. You're just as much of a fucktard as the rest of them. BUT if it makes you feel better...

New Fucktard Added:

Zorak790

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
You're ALL on the fucktard list! :lol

[Spectre X]

Hey guys, I heard Mad Max is a fucktard himself. :eek

[Anonymous]

Spectre X: What the fuck? That's what passes as an insult now? Shit, I was fuckin' expecting a little more from your fucktard ass. I guess all those years of being jin's fuck buddy took its toll on you.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
NEXT! :lol

[Spectre X]

Spectre X: What the fuck? That's what passes as an insult now? Shit, I was fuckin' expecting a little more from your fucktard ass. I guess all those years of being jin's fuck buddy took its toll on you.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
NEXT! :lol

At least he respects his fuckbudies, unlike YOU.

You broke my heart man. :tear

[Anonymous]

Spectre X: Leave me out of your sick fag fantasies, fucktard. People like you and ArrowX should be sterilized and taken to slave labor camp. Then again its not likely you fags will be fucking any females.

SESIRPRETNE ERIPME LIVE
:lol !TXEN

[Comrade Rocket]

Esuohlim: blah blah blah blah Comrade Rocket Blah blah blah fucktard blah blah blah.

Comrade Rocket: Blah Esuohlim, fucktard.

Professor Cool: Blah blah blah lame blah blah fucktard blah, fucktard.

AChimp: Blah blah blah blah fuckin' blah blah fucktard. Ask Schimid, blah blah blah shitty ass, fucktard.

Geggy: A BUNCH OF STUPID SHIT, OH AND FUCKTARD

Freaky Sheek: blah blah blah blah fucktard. blah blah blah blah blah goddamn trailer trash life.

Zorak790:blah blah blah blah fucktard blah blah blah. BUT blah blah blah blah...

New Fucktard Added:

Zorak790

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
blah ALL blah blah fucktard list! :lol

this is what i see when i bother to read your posts

[Anonymous]

Comrade Rocket: Maybe you need to learn how to fuckin read then, if you're having trouble with the big words, fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

[Spectre X]

Yes. Because "Fucktard" is SUCH a big word. I mean, look at it! It's just BEAMING with intelligence.

[Comrade Rocket]

ha, spectre X beat me too it

[Spectre X]

Nah, but I'm just fuckin' with Max. He does all of this intentionally.

[Anonymous]

Spectre X: It is a big word for you moronic fucktards who don't even have the fuckin' intelligence of a slow tree frog.

Comrade Rocket: You just proved my fuckin point.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Where we dumb down the language so even you short yellow bus riding fucktards can understand!

[Comrade Rocket]

I bet you dont even know what fucktard means.

and I mean it when i say this :bestthread

[Anonymous]

Fucktard: One who is mentally deficient in every way and engages in sodomy with his father. (Usually as the reciever)
See also: Comrade Rocket

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Still the :bestthread

[Spectre X]

Now, see, that doesn't even makes sense.

How can a company be a thread on a forum? I don't think it can, so how can it be the best thread ever? I mean, where's the logic in THAT?

[Comrade Rocket]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fucktard&f=1

[Tropical]

Mad Max, I'm sorry...

will you ever forgive me?

[Anonymous]

Spectre X: What doesn't make sense is why you and Comrade Rocket weren't fuckin' drown at fuckin' birth. Seems to me that offspring as the result of father/daughter incest do not serve any useful purpose to society other than to be a fuckin' drain, as you "struggle" to keep up with it

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:obey Fucktards!

[Tonberry]

SO ALL TONBERRY HAS TO DO IS SAY SOMETHING AND TONBERRY GETS CALLED A FUCKTARD.

FUCKING AWSOME!!!!

[Triad-Brother Fu]

What is this? Hum Ga Chan piece of beef intestine noodle doing in my TURF? You GAU MUT?

WHERE PROTECTION MONEY FOR ME??/

[Anonymous]

Tonberry: Bitch Boy

Triad: Bitch Boy

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Who the fuck are all these new bitch boys?

[Tonberry]

FUCKTARD

NOW TONBERRY IS COOL BECAUSE HE IS INSULTING PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET. TONBERRY COMPLAINS ABOUT HOW EVERYONE IS JUST TRYING TO FIT IN WITHOUT REALIZING THAT TONBERRY IS TRYING TO FIT IN HIMSELF BY STIRRING UP PEOPLE AND SAYING FUCKTARD A LOT.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
WE LIKE TO PRETEND WERE IMPORTANT

[Anonymous]

Tonberry: Likes to speak in the 3rd person in an attempt to be different, but instead sounds like like a faggot ass trendy bitch boy. Also attempting to fit in by ripping off EEE. Tonberry is not cool, he is a bitch boy who will never move past his gay ass station.

Go back to sitting on your dildo bitch boy.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Where we're more important than your bitch boy ass! :lol

[Tonberry]

HAHA THAT INSULT SUCKED.

YOUR RUNNING OUTTA STEAM "FUCKTARD"

[Comrade Rocket]

Seriously :bestthread

[Anonymous]

Tonberry: Bitch Boy the only thing that sucks around here is your pathetic attempt at matching wits which you're sorely under equipped to do. I've put every fuckin' fucktard in their place here LONG before your Bitch Boy ass showed up. Face it you're a fuckin' weak ass bitch boy who isn't even worthy of the "fucktard" title I've so gratiously bestowed on the rest of these kumquats.

Go test your lame "skills" on someone more your speed like UPC, for awhile THEN come back and try again, bitch boy.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
No mercy...

[Jixby Phillips]

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES

[Triad-Brother Fu]

Fu is confused...

If Mad Max teaches Brother Fu his street lingo, I show Max how to be "hung" in chinese.

Can u defining the word Bitch-boy?
What is a bitch boy?
Is it being a paradox lala funny by being female dog and penis at same time?

Fucktart?
I've had egg tart and fruit tart. But what is a fucktart? Is it tradition for you to eat tart with semen?

EEE?
Is that your top-secret treehouse club? Or is it you ghetto name? As black brother tell me?

Ass Trendy?
I having no ideas...

Fitting in?
This is internet forum, not a chaning room. What GAO LUN you talking about?

[Tonberry]

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

[Anonymous]

Triad: Bitch Boy

Tonberry: Bitch Boy

And that's ALL you'll ever get, and never move past that station until you both prove to be more of a challenge. You're not worthy of my time bitch boys.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

[Triad-Brother Fu]

Brother Max? Is tropical a bitch boy?

[Vexation]

The Mad Max Review.

When I first heard of this legend, Mad Max, I was so very eager to meet this person. The one person who everyone loves to despise.
My frist impression showed me a man so desperate for any sort of attention that he stalks the message boards, and attacks without mercy, with all the fury, and power of an enraged inchworm.

Mad Max is about as annoying as a bad cough. It bugs you, and might interupt your daily life, but that is all.
His catch-phrase "fucktard" is unoriginal, his insults trite.
Overall, his insults remind me of Middle-School students trying to act tough.

We can only hope that reality sets in for Mad Max, and he must face the real world. With a fucktard on his lips, and a dildo in his hand, he must venture forth from his parent's house, and become a man.

No doubt his scathing remark is chosen at random from his bag'o'insults, and he might even alter it a bit to fit me.
Either that or I have just gained myself a Fucktard.

[Dole]

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES

[BAPE]

hey gang i see mad max is back he is stirring up trouble for those who dont know he is an enemy of mockers vets that is what will you do call me a ftard too bring it on maybe you thought i was small potatoes before mad max but if you want to take this to mock wars this will be the fight of your life you better have more than ftard up your sleeve thats all i have to say am i right guys you may be just the last newbie i need to prove myself here i mean as one of the big contenders if you go down maybe i will get a title i will do whatever it takes mad max wont know what hit him haha what is evil enterprise[center][/center:fd5fa76727]

[Carnivore]

I like Vexation already. He reminds me of me.

It would seem that Max has returned for another round of juvenile insult flinging that will, doubtlessly, culminate in his announcing that it is no longer worth his time trading barbs with inferiors and beating a hasty retreat. I wish I could participate this time, but I won't have much free time until Monday at the earliest. Therefore, this will have to run its course without me this time around. I urge all Mockers (note I said Mockers, not posters) to contribute a post or two if you have the time. The more intelligent people involved, the sooner Max will grow bored (i.e. be soundly defeated) and depart.

[Spectre X]

Tonberry is actually really kicking Max's ass. As is Vexation.


This is an awesome thread.

[Pub Lover]

I urge all Mockers (note I said Mockers, not posters) to contribute a post or two if you have the time. The more intelligent people involved, the sooner Max will grow bored (i.e. be soundly defeated) and depart.
Like that's gonna happen, I think we should just keep on as we are by flinging cannon fodder at him till he tires & hibernates for another month & a half...

[Rongi]

I find it very comedic that mad max thinks himself above all of us and he thinks he is a complete genious but really he is just an extremely bored 7th grader with time on his hands. And probably semen.

[kellychaos]

And ... in conclusion ... :bestthread

[Anonymous]

Triad: Bitch Boy

Tropical: Fucktard

Vexation: Carnivore keep your fuckin' bitch in line before I have to slap the fuckin' cunt.

Dole: Fucktard

BAPE: :sleep Next time make your fuckin' post coherrent and actually have something worthwhile to say fucktard.

Carnivore: Of course you like Vexy, he lets you fuck him in the ass like the bitch he is. Kinda like how you let Protoclown do that to you, fucktard. Won't have time until Monday eh? Gee I guess those NAMBLA conventions are a weekend thing for you.

Spectre X: This is REALLY sad. You used to be a LOT better at this. Now look at you, you rely on just cheering other fucktards on, because you're too fuckin' pathetic to do anything yourself. Get the fuck outta this thread fucktard.

Pub Lover: Yeah keep on as you are, blowing and fisting each other. Fucktard.

Rongi: I am above all of you, for one thing I know how to actually spell "genius". Way to show your stupidity, you semen guzzling fucktard!

kellychaos: Fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
We don't insult, we just speak the truth! :lol

[Rongi]

if i post again i will get something written about me but it won't be any different than the last thing he said about me!

[Matt Harty]

i stayed out of this thread out of fear for mad maxs wrath

[kellychaos]

if i post again i will get something written about me but it won't be any different than the last thing he said about me!

He's actually a random word generator.

[Pub Lover]

Pub Lover: Yeah keep on as you are, blowing and fisting each other. Fucktard.
Thank you for the support. :)

& that was a pretty rainbow you had going on there.

[Rongi]

hey i can do this too!

Matt Harty - You're dumb!

Jixby Phillips - You're gay!

Spectre X - You're dumb and gay!

Tropical - You're a pedophile!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Everybody on this board is a dumb, gay pedophile laughing emoticon!

[Matt Harty]

rongi its painful enough when madmax does it :( :(

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, but Rongi, When Mad Max does it he's being original, as no one has acted like that before, when you or I do it, we're just fucktards & fags with little or nothing to redeem us. ;(

[the[Hitman]]

it easier to post in this thread then read it.

i've never heard the term fucktard used so many times by a person who is a fucktard.

[Sajuuk]

hey i can do this too!

Matt Harty - You're dumb!

Jixby Phillips - You're gay!

Spectre X - You're dumb and gay!

Tropical - You're a pedophile!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Everybody on this board is a dumb, gay pedophile laughing emoticon!

[Matt Harty]

THE PAIN

[Pub Lover]

WTF Sajuuk, that was retarded even by I-Mockery fucktard standards. >:

[Spectre X]

Spectre X: This is REALLY sad. You used to be a LOT better at this. Now look at you, you rely on just cheering other fucktards on, because you're too fuckin' pathetic to do anything yourself. Get the fuck outta this thread fucktard.

:lol

[Emu]

When has Sajuuk ever said anything even close to coherant?

[Pub Lover]

When have you? >:


:lol

[Esuohlim]

I like how Mad Max replaces the "g" in fucking with an apostrophe because it really adds to his intimidating demeanor. Also, putting fifty or so cuss words in a sentence is not at all a thing pre-teens do to act cool because they just learned how and I like that too.

Hey Mad Max those fucktards and bitch boys you're throwing out at us are top notch stabbing insults and I think it's safe to say that there's nothing but a room full of hurt feelings when you're around, I can assure you. I'd like to join you in your quest for posting things on the Internet that are OBVIOUSLY pissing people off around here what do you say?

[Sajuuk]

DO YOU WANT TO DO BATTLE MISTAR?

[Anonymous]

Rongi: Stop trying to be like me, you can't do it, you haven't evolved to that fuckin' point yet and you never will. Go back to trying to figure out how your vibrator works, fucktard. If you're having trouble ask Sajuuk to help you, he has experience with those things.

Matt Hardy: Fucktard

the Hitman: Fucktard. Sheesh! Where are all these fucktards coming from? Do you goat fuckers have a fuckin' lab where some redneck takes a shit and jacks off in it, to create another one of you fuckin' fucktards?

Pub Lover: Well at least you realize you're all a bunch of fucktard faggots with nothing to live for. Admitting you have a problem is the first step. Unfortunately you'll always be a fucktard.

Spectre X: Yep, laugh it up fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Fucktard cleansing on a global scale!

[Pub Lover]

Pub Lover: Well at least you realize you're all a bunch of fucktard faggots with nothing to live for. Admitting you have a problem is the first step. Unfortunately you'll always be a fucktard.
Was that a joke?

I get jokes. :)

[BAPE]

hey guys its time to show this newb what mockers are made of mad max you have bad things to say about everyone but what about you pal do you think you are perfect didnt think so maybe take a look in the mirror what is that there is something on your face look closely oh it is ftard haha fight fire with fire thats what i always say we wont be hearing anymore from him guys but while we are here how do you change text color do you have to do hacking[center:aa8a6f12a1][/center:aa8a6f12a1]

[Cap'n Crunch]

MAD MAX YOUR ACT IS SO TIRED. :rolleyes

[Emu]

Max, how is it you managed to get the first i in Schimid's name but you can't spell Matt Harty right?

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: I like how Esuohlim attempts to be more intelligent than he is and fuckin' fails miserably at it. Stop sucking up fucktard. You will not avoid my wrath. Stop fuckin' posting, you'll never be fuckin' cool if you keep living your fat ass Mom's basement. Get a fuckin' real job and jerking off to gay porn isn't a fuckin' job, fucktard

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
We still create the :bestthread

[Emu]

you suck, stop posting

[Esuohlim]

I can't read dark blue on black very well, but I know exactly what it says anyway because he's said it already.

[Anonymous]

BAPE: :sleep Try again when you learn to write fucktard.

Cap'n Crunch: What's tired is you fucktards constant attempt to beat me, which you can't do.

Emu: Fucktard.

Esuohlim: Just admit it. You can't read period, fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Had enough yet?

[Pub Lover]

...you'll never be fuckin' cool if you keep living your fat ass Mom's basement...
That's almost VinthZebian. :bow

[Rongi]

you can't do it

but I clearly did do it. all i did was make your sentences more simple and to the point. by saying "Go back to trying to figure out how your vibrator works" you are insinuating that I am gay. why not just say "hey rongi, you're gay!". it's just as insulting ( meaning not at all ) and you save yourself and everyone else more time.

and how are you going to stop me? fly all the way to new york and try to kick my ass? mommy wouldn't like that very much. and you probably hate the medication you're taking for your ADD now and if you come to new york guess what max, ol dock is just gonna double up your perscription.

[soundtest]

I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

[Rongi]

SHE BANGS SHE BANGS

[ArrowX]

What kind of Fucktard wouldn't involve me in this thread!

[DamnthatDavid]

Well, I believe we have a solution to our problems guys.

ArrowX loves to be insulted, and Mad Max loves insulting.

And they both have the mental capacity of 8 year olds, so they can go on and on forever! Create them their own Forum Section, and let them play.

[Esuohlim]

ArrowX has a point, which is fucking surprising.

[Spectre X]

Spectre X: Yep, laugh it up fucktard.

:lol

[ArrowX]

I only flaunt the fact of being somewhat stupid because I'm not good at anything else on these boards.

[The Retro Kat]

Max, how is it you managed to get the first i in Schimid's name but you can't spell Matt Harty right?
Emu: Fucktard.

Max, is your thought process "Oh shit! I didn't correctly spell that. Oh dear. I must think of a way to combat this.
(10 minutes later)
Flying Fucktards, I just can't do it. Better plop a 'fucktard' in there. Yeah, that'll do. I wonder if there are any naked pictures of Al Roker on the web? Pre-op." It's fucking Emu, for Pete's sake.


I also strongly believe that Mad Max is an adolescent goth.

Tonberry: Likes to speak in the 3rd person in an attempt to be different, but instead sounds like like a faggot ass trendy bitch boy. Also attempting to fit in by ripping off EEE. Tonberry is not cool, he is a bitch boy who will never move past his gay ass station.

Note especially the "faggot ass trendy bitch boy" and "attempting to fit in" and "not cool." He's mad at the world of conformists, apparently, much like most goths with their heads firmly nestled up their asses.

[Anonymous]

Rongi: Yeah but calling you "gay" would imply that you're human in some way, which of course we all know isn't the case, fucktard.

soundtest: move it fucktard

ArrowX: I figured the beating you were taking from the rest of these fucktards was enough, but if you insist...fucktard.

DamnthatDavid: Well considering everyone else on here has the mental capacity of a fuckin' slow chimp, I'm still light years ahead of you fucktards.

Esuohlim: Fucktard

Spectre X: Fucktard

Retro Kat: ONE TIME I SAW RETRO AND HE WAS LIKE WALKING FUNNY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HAPPENED BUT HE JUST SAID "I GOTTA GET HOME!" SO I LIKE WONDERED WHAT WAS WRONG SO WHEN HE WENT IN HIS HOUSE HE STARTED CRYING TO HIS DAD ABOUT HOW HE GOT THE BUTT SECKS BY EMU WHO WAS DRESSED LIKE A DOG FOR SOME REASON. wELL I THOUGHT RETRO'S DAD WOULD BE SYMPATHETIC BUT INSTEAD HE STARTED PUNCHING RETRO IN THE STOMACH AND THEN FORCED HIS BLACK COCK IN RETRO'S MOUTH (RETRO'S DAD IS BLACK) RETRO STARTED CRYING AGAIN AND HIS FACE WAS ALL BLOODY AND WHITE STUFF WAS ALL OVER IT. I GOT SCARED AND WENT HOME TO FUCK MY SISTER.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Get me to say my name backwards and I'll leave... :lol

[soundtest]

soundtest: move it fucktard

:lol

ok that was good

[Terra]

hey guys its time to show this newb what mockers are made of mad max you have bad things to say about everyone but what about you pal do you think you are perfect didnt think so maybe take a look in the mirror what is that there is something on your face look closely oh it is ftard haha fight fire with fire thats what i always say we wont be hearing anymore from him guys but while we are here how do you change text color do you have to do hacking[center:76f77c7e7d][/center:76f77c7e7d]

I love BAPE. :)

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim: Fucktard

Fuck yeah, I am the FIRST to get this response EVER.

[ArrowX]

http://www.desktop-designz.com/imagehosting/leaveitto.jpeg

[soundtest]

oh dear god

[Sajuuk]

EDITED BEACUSE TOO MANY PEOPLE WERE GETTING MAD AT ME :eek

[Helm]

The edit button's a good idea am I right guys :lol

[Comrade Rocket]

That was pointless and gay and all it will do is make him call you a fucktard

[CaptainBubba]

Mad Max, I like your style. If i stop being such a fag can I join you?

Soundtest: Hey man, maybe you should stop suckin dick and get back to suckin dick.

Tera: I bet you like it. In the butt. Penis that is. In your butt.

Esuohlim: Fucktard.

ArrowX: Double chocolate chunk fucktard.

Sajuuk: Fucking towelhead fucktards trying to tell Max to shut up. Maybe if you would get your lips off of my mom's cock you could see that you need to shut up.

Helm: Just give it up fucktard. You can't win.

Comrade rocket: Fucktard.


EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Poppin caps in the ai', aight?

edit: I posted this before i read the whole thread and saw it had been done before :(

[Tropical]

Rongi: Yeah but calling you "gay" would imply that you're human in some way, which of course we all know isn't the case, fucktard.

soundtest: move it fucktard

ArrowX: I figured the beating you were taking from the rest of these fucktards was enough, but if you insist...fucktard.

DamnthatDavid: Well considering everyone else on here has the mental capacity of a fuckin' slow chimp, I'm still light years ahead of you fucktards.

Esuohlim: Fucktard

Spectre X: Fucktard

Retro Kat: ONE TIME I SAW RETRO AND HE WAS LIKE WALKING FUNNY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HAPPENED BUT HE JUST SAID "I GOTTA GET HOME!" SO I LIKE WONDERED WHAT WAS WRONG SO WHEN HE WENT IN HIS HOUSE HE STARTED CRYING TO HIS DAD ABOUT HOW HE GOT THE BUTT SECKS BY EMU WHO WAS DRESSED LIKE A DOG FOR SOME REASON. wELL I THOUGHT RETRO'S DAD WOULD BE SYMPATHETIC BUT INSTEAD HE STARTED PUNCHING RETRO IN THE STOMACH AND THEN FORCED HIS BLACK COCK IN RETRO'S MOUTH (RETRO'S DAD IS BLACK) RETRO STARTED CRYING AGAIN AND HIS FACE WAS ALL BLOODY AND WHITE STUFF WAS ALL OVER IT. I GOT SCARED AND WENT HOME TO FUCK MY SISTER.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Get me to say my name backwards and I'll leave... :lol

He's typing in the colours of the rainbow... (nothing being implied)

Yea if you read my eairlier post in this thread. We can all finally conclude. Everybody that pays attention to Mad Max is a fucktard. And in an ironic sense. I agree... we're all fucktards for entertaining Mad Max here. He's probablly getting all orgasmic watching us try to rationalise this.

But all in all, we are in here cause nothing's playing on TV.
So i'm wondering what the EEE is. Could it be his guild of imaginary friends? I dunno... now that i think of it... i don't care. Unless i can join it. :lol

[Sajuuk]

EDITED BEACUSE TOO MANY PEOPLE WERE GETTING MAD AT ME :eek

[Jixby Phillips]

you peise of hor

[Emu]

Sajuuk, seriously, you blow huge dick, stop posting.

[Sajuuk]

EDITED BEACUSE TOO MANY PEOPLE WERE GETTING MAD AT ME :eek

[Anonymous]

Well this is an unexpected turn of events, you fucktards couldn't keep up as usual so in your frustrated attempts to insult me you fucktards mobbed the fuckin' thread like a gang of faggots over a bag of dicks and nearly broke the goddamn thing.

Fortunately as with anything I do, the thread is superior enough to withstand your lame ass fucktard attacks.

Let's continue shall we?

Sajuuk: STFU Fucktard.

Emu: No he doesn't, he blows your half inch hairless, fucktard.

Jixby: Fucktard.

Tropical: I've been telling these fucktards that for months, but they're too stupid to get it. They'll be predictable and keep responding to this as well. Oh yes and you're a fucktard.

Captain Bubba: Impossible. You're incapable of not being a fag, fucktard.

Comrade Rocket: Fucktard

Helm: Fucktard

Esuohlim: Fucktard

Terra: Fucktard

soundtest: Fucktard

ArrowX: Fucktard

I believe I got everyone this round, if not...catch ya next round fucktard! :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

[James]

Mad Max, I want to be your friend.

[Anonymous]

Max, does your enterprise have a hair stylist yet?

[ArrowX]

I want friends too

[Jixby Phillips]

hey shut up i'm not a fucktard! youre probably just a sad little jerk thats insecure about his self and has to go bully on others just because to keep everybody from looking at his fat guts! well screew you!

[Jixby Phillips]

double post please mr mockery delete thsi

[Anonymous]

James: Fucktard :)

Chojin: Sorry, not hiring at the moment, try again later.

ArrowX: Fucktard >:

Jixby: Fucktard :|

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Break this thread fucktards! :lol

[Nerd]

Am I a fucktard, Mad Max?

[Anonymous]

Nerd: You are now, fucktard! :lol
Seriously, was there ever any doubt?

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:obey FUCKTARD

[Comrade Rocket]

I didnt even read Mad Max's post but let me guess what it said.


A NAME OF SOMEONE: FUCKTARD

ANOTHER NAME: FUCKTARD

NAME AGAIN: Your a fucktard for this reason

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Something I think is witty but really just sounds stupid

[Tropical]

Tropical: I've been telling these fucktards that for months, but they're too stupid to get it. They'll be predictable and keep responding to this as well. Oh yes and you're a fucktard.


Sorry I didn't know you were telling these people, that all this time we should ignore you because you're a poofer and there's no glory in beating you.

[Anonymous]

Comrade Rocket: :sleep Fucktard.

Tropical: You're failing miserably fucktard. You fucktards couldn't beat me if you actually HAD the intelligence to do so.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Count the number of "fucktards" and win a prize!

[Perndog]

I like geckos.

[Comrade Rocket]

I know what he said without reading his posts

http://img37.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Wooshi/IMSAD.jpg

[Anonymous]

Perndog: Fucktard...oh wait you're a Satanist right? Here's something more fitting: Dratkcuf.

Comrade Rocket: Dicksnot

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Fucktard, bitch boy, dicksnot, doesn't matter you're all still worthless lumps of faggot shit who should've been drowned at birth!

[Helm]

fucktard! :)

[Vexation]

On a serious note, Mad Max is troubled youth. His cry for help is hidden deep within his joy of labeling others Fucktards.
But it is there.

Just look at the pudgy bastard. In the metaphorical sense.
A sad, young boy, forgotten by today's society, let in the gutter so to speak. The garbage man even turns his nose up to the youth, who is desperately clinging to his safety blanket, which has been so jizzed up from his constant state of depressed masturbation episodes, that the blanket is as stiff as a board, and as sharp as a razor. Which he applies to himself with great effect. Slicing through his own wrists, he watches his blood mingle with the sewage before flowing away. Sucked down into the cold depths of the underworld.

We must help this youth. We must pull him up from the gutter, and turn him into a productive, joyous man, working for the future of all man kind. We must turn him into a man that can someday run for president, and proudly proclaim himself,his blankets, and towels, jizz free.

[Tropical]

wow a new insult. He called Johnny Rocket a Dicksnot! :O :O OMG!!! are efforts wern't in vain.

[Spectre X]

Max, tell me, since you're so intelligent, why do you abuse grammar so badly? I wouldn't think that someone as intelligent as you make yourself out to be would make such horrible errors.

[da blob]

so madmax, is your mom's period over now ?

[MrAdventure]

what the hell mad max why are yuo going around dropping my name when we've /never/ even traded insults i mean this is like the first time *ever* that ive even seen you before and youre all "mradventure this and that" what the f*ck man, youre being such a condescending jerk that i really am having trouble keeping it all together in the middle of this fiasco okay guys im going to count to ten one two three four five six seven eight nine ten okay im better i can handle this alright mad max listen to the words of a real honorary mocker group the band mike and mechanics starring mike rutherford on guitar and bass, paul carrack on vocal and guitar and the living in our hearts forever special guest mocker paul young on vocal "Say it loud, say it clear You can listen as well as you hear It's too late when we die To admit we don't see eye to eye" and well if you are as smart as you claim you will realize that they are telling us that it's a good idea now to settle down and figure out on what level of mocking were at and well mad max i am afraid you dont cut the mustard haha see you later *jerk*

[the[Hitman]]

someone who uses the word fucktard in almost every sentence then proceeds to put the effort in to type at the end "evil empire enterprises" is obviously a 25 year old whos balls haven't dropped yet.

on a sidenote, i could make the "evil empire enterprises" drink a pint of its own semen and then beg. same with max here but on a lower scale.

[Schimid]

Yeah, but having a name like the[Hitman] indicates that your balls have dropped quite well.

You're a fucking retard.

[Esuohlim]

I challenge Mad Max to analyze this post and give specific reasons as to why he can't think of anything to say about it except "Esuohlim: Fucktard" :eek :eek

[Perndog]

Max's insult for me was the funniest thing I've read all week. :(

[Anonymous]

6 pages! Fuck yeah!

Helm: Fucktard

Vexation: Carnivore, your bitch boy is getting out of line and boring the hell out of me again. Doesn't NAMBLA teach you to train them better?

tropical: Wrong fucktard, I've used dicksnot before.

SpectreX: Why the fuck are you so interested in what the fuck I'm doing? If YOU'RE so intelligent how about just admiting defeat and ignoring me fucktard?

MrAdventure: Wrong fucktard, we've traded insults once before. Senility is a motherfucker isn't it fucktard?

Dablob: Fucktard

Hitman: Obviously someone who is even bothering reading this post is a 45 year old who doesn't have a life, still lives in his parent's basement and still gets molested by his Dad on a regular basis.

Schimid: Fucktard

Esuohlim: This thread serves to prove what a bunch of fucktards you are as all my posts are. The more you stupidly respond and pay attention, the more I'm amused. Of course I've told you fucktards this countless times, but you're fucktards, I don't expect you to learn from your mistakes.

Perndog: Dratkcuf

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Page 7 or Bust! :lol

[Pub Lover]

But Max, we love the bad attention, it makes us feel needed. You're validating our pathetic little, faggy, lives. >:

Love from,
X_PubicPubLover_X

[Spectre X]

SpectreX: Why the fuck are you so interested in what the fuck I'm doing? If YOU'RE so intelligent how about just admiting defeat and ignoring me fucktard?

I'm just curious, that's all. Also, I'm not fighting you. I'm just chatting.

[da blob]

yay I got mine, too ! I was afraid I might have arrived too late.

[Lotida]

>:

[Anonymous]

Pub Lover: Shit, can't argue with you there. Carry on fucktard! :)

SpectreX: I guess it doesn't hurt to ask. Carry on fucktard! :)

da blob: You didn't need to post, you were always a fucktard! :)

Lotida: Sorry, I don't how I could forget about you. Fucktard. :)

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Where we give you a "fucktard" with a smile!

[ziggytrix]

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH HUGS AS A CHILD, PEOPLE?!

[Anonymous]

ziggytrix: As opposed to you, who got one too many hugs from his uncle. Fuck off you inbred piece of fucktard shit.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Hey this is like a fucktard version of wack a mole! :lol

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Oh GOSH! That was CLEVER!

[Matt Harty]

hey madmax you should wear a candy necklace and tell girls to eat it

[Anonymous]

Mr. Oysterhead: Oh GOSH! You're a fucktard who jumps on the band wagon because you're a goddamn mindless sheep who desparately wants approval!

Matt Hardy: Nah, I'm happily married to my sister. Oh by the way you're a fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Fucktard bashing...its FANTASTIC!

[Matt Harty]

Why does everyone else get their name spelled right?

[Lotida]

Lotida: Sorry, I don't how I could forget about you. Fucktard. :)


You betcha! :)

[Anonymous]

Matt Hardy: Shut your goddamn hole, fucktard. Your name is whatever I tell you it is. Be glad I didn't call you Toby. Now go pick cotton for your master, fucktard.

Lotida: :)

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
You know the rest...

[Lotida]

I dare someone to come up with a better thread than this one! :bestthread

[Spectre X]

Max, you could be saving yourself a load of trouble if you'd just stop typing 'fucktard'. It's not necessary, because I think we've already established the fact that I'm a fucktard/dicksnot/bitch boy/trendy fag/superior being/total fucking idiot/not very bright individual/sodomist/asshole etc.

[Lotida]

Admiting it makes it sooooooo much worse! >:

[Anonymous]

Oh fuck yeah! Page fuckin' 7! WOHOO!

SpectreX: Never once have I called you an asshole, that title belongs to me. And I definitely never called you a superior being (A title that also belongs to me) Yeah I COULD save time and not type "fucktard" but examples have to be made. Its kinda like aborting a mongoloid, yeah you COULD let it live and be a drain on society, but its better to just shove the coat hanger up the crackwhore's snatch and get rid of the fuckin' thing. Y'know like what they should've done with you.

Lotida: :) :)

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Another day another fucktard...

[Spectre X]

Aw shoot, I guess I should've added more insults to my list so the chances of you overseeing the 'superior being' part would have been greater.

Damn. Foiled again. You're just too good for me Max. :)

[Sajuuk]

:sleep Are you done yet?

[Anonymous]

SpectreX: What you should've done is not post in the first place instead you did again, thus continuing to prove what a hopeless fucktard you are and always will be.

Sajuuk: I won't be done until Carnivore stops molesting little boys at his NAMBLA conventions. I won't be done until you stop sucking cock. I won't be done until you all cease being fucktards...so I guess that means no.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Onward to page 8!

[Sajuuk]

:sleep

[Anonymous]

Sajuuk: Hey we need a "fucktard" emoticon. Anyone got a picture of Sajuuk?

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Still the :bestthread

[Esuohlim]

Hey Mad Max lets see if we can get this to page 8 all right? OK cool I'll help.

Sajuuk: Hey haha, uh...

Well Mad Max I'm kind of in a corner here you see. I can't think of a word because I seriously went through this whole thread and I couldn't find any insults that were exactly like one another. I guess I can't follow in your footsteps can I? Wait let me try again.

Sajuuk: You are...haha, uh hey Sajuuk you...

Hey Mad Max you're the expert here I guess I should leave the trash talking to you well anyway catch you later heh

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Hey we need a "fucktard" emoticon. Anyone got a picture of Sajuuk?

Oh GOSH!! That was CLEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gurlugon]

You're helping the situation, Oyster.

Oh, wait.

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: That's right fucktard, leave the trash talking to me, just like I leave the horse blowing to you.

Oysterhead: Oh GOSH! You're STILL a jizz guzzling fucktard!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
(Sigh) Sometimes I tire of verbally abusing the fucktards on here...

[da blob]

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encore !

[Anonymous]

Gurlugon: Fucktard

dablob: Fucktard

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Yeah, yeah...

[Esuohlim]

If by horse blowing you mean making hot glue out of horses and blowing on the glue to cool them down, then fuck yeah that's my expertise and you stay the fuck out.

Haha jk I guess I can leave that to you too if you want.

[ProfessorCool]

He's Mad, He's Bad, Max Madsen.

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Professorcool/MADS.gif

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: Yes, yes, we all know beastiality is your area of expertise, fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Keep the ovens burning...

[Anonymous]

ProfessorCool: He's a fag, he's a fucktard, he's Professor Cool.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
I think...I killed...a lot...of fucktards....hehehehehehehe......the demons....won't stop.....fucktards......fucktards....

[Esuohlim]

Whoa bringing on the big guns (big text) it looks like somebody's getting a little annoyed jk but seriously I work at the crazy glue bottling plant and I'll send you some free samples in the mail (just don't blow on the glue to cool it somebody might say bestiality is your expertise lol jk)

[da blob]

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[Anonymous]

EVIL EmPiRE Enter PRIZES

MIlhoUSE: Oh fucktard why must you...Hey That's right LoTIDa! He IS A fcukartd! He tee tee hee hee!!!!!!! :)


Wait what?

The demons....can'T STOp meht.....

MusT KiLL ALL FuckTARds...

:( :) :( :) >: >: >: >: :explode

[Matt Harty]

mad max you should carry around a lollipop and tell girls to lick it

[Esuohlim]

Lets try to keep our cool here OK Mad Max (or should I say "Misunderstood Max" awwww) I mean this is the Internet after all and there's no need to get into a fit I know from experience that the Internet can by a bit frustrating at times but bear with it and jk sorry I'm off on a tangent again.

[Anonymous]

Sister? Dear sister? WHy is IT so VIolENT?

EVIL

Matt HarDDDDDDDYyy: FU FU FUCKtttarrrd

EnteR

MiLLWHoOORE: FucKtARD

Why must I....sister? Dear sweet Sister? HolD ME in your ArmSsssss........Its soo terribly violent

They just just don't deserve to live......do they?

PRizES

EMPIRE
:) :) :) :) :)

[Esuohlim]

Oh I get it now haha. "Roll 12-sided dice for +2 Armor" right Mad Max? jk

[Matt Harty]

mad max do you need a hug ;_;

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: You failled your saving throw, roll a new character fucktard your current one sucks big donkey dick.

Matt Hardy: Get the fuck away from me you faggot ass fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Page 9 Ho!

[Esuohlim]

Wtf listen here Mad Max but I was just joshing you I don't partake in Dungeons and Dragons but I think we all learned a little something about you today heheh

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: Stop lying we all know you're a pathetic little pasty faced fucktard who spends all his time jerking off to the latest Dungeons and Dragons suppliment.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Forums and Fucktards...

[ProfessorCool]

SUPPLIMENT! SUPPLIMENT!

now say, FUCKTARD FUCKTARD!!

[Esuohlim]

What's a Dungeons and Dragons supplement (there's no "I" in that word by the way, I thought someone of your caliber would catch that mistake :rolleyes)? Is a Dungeons and Dragons supplement when two angles equals 180 degrees in the game (haha that's a little bit of high-brow Geometry humor there).

[Comrade Rocket]

http://img37.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Wooshi/madmax2.jpg

Thats it, im done posting in this thread. Hes gonna call me a fucktard or a dicksnot or something stupid and then put the EEE crap at the bottom. Thread has gotten to big and he is prolly jacking off because he is finally getting the attention he wants and not the attention he gets from his uncle. Am i right guys?

[Anonymous]

On a serious note, Mad Max is troubled youth. His cry for help is hidden deep within his joy of labeling others Fucktards.
But it is there.

OH MAN THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD :D

Just look at the pudgy bastard. In the metaphorical sense.
A sad, young boy, forgotten by today's society, let in the gutter so to speak.

YEAH.

The garbage man even turns his nose up to the youth, who is desperately clinging to his safety blanket, which has been so jizzed up from his constant state of depressed masturbation episodes, that the blanket is as stiff as a board, and as sharp as a razor.

YEAH!

Which he applies to himself with great effect.

YEAH!

Relieved, I sprawled myself out on my couch, coming to the conclusion that Shane was just messing with my head. Kurt wasn't fucking my wife. What a relief. My heard stopped pounding and my breath came back. I stopped sweating and even put my legs up on the coffee table. Suddenly, I heard the keyhole jiggle. I jumped up and ran to the closet beside the front door, closing it as the front door swung open. There they were, the two lovers, my wife Laryssa and her boyfriend, Kurt Angle.

YOU'VE GOT HIM THERE

Within seconds, they were making out like teenagers, her lips sucking his, his tongue attacking hers. She was wearing a t-shirt and jeans, which were off before I even got a chance to blink. Kurt seemed to be impatient, ripping off her bra and panties with each hand, sucking her neck and attacking her tits with his mouth. She moaned and told him to slow down, but he wasn't having any of that! He smiled at her and picked her up, and she wrapped her legs around his waist. They resumed kissing as he turned around and lay her down on the couch I was just sitting in. Kurt put her down and looked down at her, making a comment about her truly being the little horny slut he knew she was. She laughed out loud and attacked his crotch, smelling it through his tear-aways. He lifted off his gold medal, made her kiss it, and placed it down on the coffee table. He lifted off his t-shirt and she attacked his chest, licking it, smelling it, sucking it. She licked his belly button, smelled his armpit, sucked his muscles and even stroked his forearm, making him beg for more. She ripped off his tear-aways and got on her knees, smelling his fat cock through his stained-white boxers. They came down slowly, making a giant, 11-inch cock land on her face. She giggled and took it in her mouth as he grabbed a handful of hair and pushed her head down on his fat member, yelling obscenities at her before taking it out of her mouth and slapping her face with it a few times. She begged for more, before I dropped the umbrella in the closet.

Well, I think it's safe to say you're well on the way to becoming one of the FEW, the PROUD, the MOCKERS! Why, we haven't seen venom like that since back on the old boards! Keep that up and you'll be a vet in no time, my boy!
:imock

[Anonymous]

ProfessorCool: Dicksnot

Esuohlim: Lame. Seriously fucktards, pointing out a simple misspelling is the bottom of the barrel. I've seen you fucktards do it constantly, And nobody really gives a fuck except you fucktard.
Try again fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRIZES
:bestthread

[Matt Harty]

mad max you should bring some gum to school and tell girls to chew on it

[Anonymous]

Comrade Rocket: (Sigh), your daddy help you with the picture, after he raped you fucktard? Because I know damn well you don't have the capacity to handle a fuckin' crayon.

Chojin: No.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Still here...

[Anonymous]

Matt Hardy: Jesus fuckin' Christ fucktard, I told you I'm fuckin' happily married to my sister!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Is it page 9 yet?

[Matt Harty]

What's his name?

[Anonymous]

Matt Hardy: :lol Read more carefully fucktard! :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Is it page 9 yet?

[Matt Harty]

:lol sorry man :lol

[GADZOOKS]

Ok guys, I'm done messing around with that character, I'm out of ideas :(

[Anonymous]

Matt Hardy: Its okay, I know you have trouble with the big words fucktard.

GADZOOKS: Hey fucktard here's an idea, stop molesting young boys, fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Is it page 9 yet?

[ziggytrix]

SIDESCROLLSABOTAGE

[Lotida]

Page 9 yet?

[ziggytrix]

let me put this in perspective - some twit going on about how much he loves DBZ can get 12 pages easily.

[ziggytrix]

but since it matters so much, i thought i'd be a sport and help the cause

[ziggytrix]

you know, since post and page counts mean everything on the internet.

[Anonymous]

ziggytrix: Aw, using pretty pictures to convey your feelings you illiterate fucktard? Learn to fuckin' read and write then, bitch boy!

Lotida: :) :) :)

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Is it page 9 yet?

[ziggytrix]

awww, you're so cute MM.

+1

[ziggytrix]

quantity over quality, my teachers used to say.

[Anonymous]

ziggytrix: No, its QUALITY over quanity, something you fucktards should've realized long ago. Y'see unlike the rest of you fucktards who practically LIVE on this stupid ass board and clutter it up with your fucktard nonsense trying to get your post counts up, I come here briefly, amuse myself, and then leave.

Just so happens this time around your stupidity is still entertaining me.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
So is it page 9 yet?

[Anonymous]

Page 9 yay. :)

Shall we continue?

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Page 10 and straight on till morning.

[ziggytrix]

i was happily ignoring this thread til it hit 7 pages.

and i haven't even looked at most of em.

but, as long as you're amused bro. <shrug>

[ziggytrix]

xxx~

[ziggytrix]

Y'see unlike the rest of you fucktards who practically LIVE on this stupid ass board and clutter it up with your fucktard nonsense trying to get your post counts up, I come here briefly, amuse myself, and then leave. ^100

[ziggytrix]

---

[ziggytrix]

http://inter-fan.org/history/stupid.jpg

[Lotida]

ZIGGY.......WHY Are your ruining this thread with those damn pictures. >:

[ziggytrix]

http://www.knoxcountylepc.org/POC/G1244.jpg

[ziggytrix]

ZIGGY.......WHY Are your ruining this thread with those damn pictures. >:

LIKE ANYONE GIVES A FUCK

[ziggytrix]

besides, i'm HELPING him get page 10 so he can quit WASTING his valuable time on this STUPID board.

[Lotida]

I wasn't sure the exact definition of a Fucktard was....until now! Bastard! >:

[ziggytrix]

Really? Is the word new to you?

I heard it at least half a decade ago.

You call me a bastard, but all I'm doing is helping his thread.

I'M TRYING TO BE NICE, YOU BITCH

[Lotida]

I'M TRYING TO BE NICE, YOU BITCH

Don't try to sweet talk me! >:

You always ruin everything!!

[ziggytrix]

deja vu

[ziggytrix]

Sister? Dear sister? WHy is IT so VIolENT?

EVIL

Matt HarDDDDDDDYyy: FU FU FUCKtttarrrd

EnteR

MiLLWHoOORE: FucKtARD

Why must I....sister? Dear sweet Sister? HolD ME in your ArmSsssss........Its soo terribly violent

They just just don't deserve to live......do they?

PRizES

EMPIRE
:) :) :) :) :)Sister? Dear sister? WHy is IT so VIolENT?

EVIL

Matt HarDDDDDDDYyy: FU FU FUCKtttarrrd

EnteR

MiLLWHoOORE: FucKtARD

Why must I....sister? Dear sweet Sister? HolD ME in your ArmSsssss........Its soo terribly violent

They just just don't deserve to live......do they?

PRizES

EMPIRE
:) :) :) :) :)Sister? Dear sister? WHy is IT so VIolENT?

EVIL

Matt HarDDDDDDDYyy: FU FU FUCKtttarrrd

EnteR

MiLLWHoOORE: FucKtARD

Why must I....sister? Dear sweet Sister? HolD ME in your ArmSsssss........Its soo terribly violent

They just just don't deserve to live......do they?

PRizES

EMPIRE
:) :) :) :) :)Sister? Dear sister? WHy is IT so VIolENT?

EVIL

Matt HarDDDDDDDYyy: FU FU FUCKtttarrrd

EnteR

MiLLWHoOORE: FucKtARD

Why must I....sister? Dear sweet Sister? HolD ME in your ArmSsssss........Its soo terribly violent

They just just don't deserve to live......do they?

PRizES

EMPIRE
:) :) :) :) :)Sister? Dear sister? WHy is IT so VIolENT?

EVIL

Matt HarDDDDDDDYyy: FU FU FUCKtttarrrd

EnteR

MiLLWHoOORE: FucKtARD

Why must I....sister? Dear sweet Sister? HolD ME in your ArmSsssss........Its soo terribly violent

They just just don't deserve to live......do they?

PRizES

EMPIRE
:) :) :) :) :)Sister? Dear sister? WHy is IT so VIolENT?

EVIL

Matt HarDDDDDDDYyy: FU FU FUCKtttarrrd

EnteR

MiLLWHoOORE: FucKtARD

Why must I....sister? Dear sweet Sister? HolD ME in your ArmSsssss........Its soo terribly violent

They just just don't deserve to live......do they?

PRizES

EMPIRE
:) :) :) :) :)Sister? Dear sister? WHy is IT so VIolENT?

EVIL

Matt HarDDDDDDDYyy: FU FU FUCKtttarrrd

EnteR

MiLLWHoOORE: FucKtARD

Why must I....sister? Dear sweet Sister? HolD ME in your ArmSsssss........Its soo terribly violent

They just just don't deserve to live......do they?

PRizES

EMPIRE
:) :) :) :) :)Sister? Dear sister? WHy is IT so VIolENT?

EVIL

Matt HarDDDDDDDYyy: FU FU FUCKtttarrrd

EnteR

MiLLWHoOORE: FucKtARD

Why must I....sister? Dear sweet Sister? HolD ME in your ArmSsssss........Its soo terribly violent

They just just don't deserve to live......do they?

PRizES

EMPIRE
:) :) :) :) :)Sister? Dear sister? WHy is IT so VIolENT?

EVIL

Matt HarDDDDDDDYyy: FU FU FUCKtttarrrd

EnteR

MiLLWHoOORE: FucKtARD

Why must I....sister? Dear sweet Sister? HolD ME in your ArmSsssss........Its soo terribly violent

They just just don't deserve to live......do they?

PRizES

EMPIRE
:) :) :) :) :)Sister? Dear sister? WHy is IT so VIolENT?

EVIL

Matt HarDDDDDDDYyy: FU FU FUCKtttarrrd

EnteR

MiLLWHoOORE: FucKtARD

Why must I....sister? Dear sweet Sister? HolD ME in your ArmSsssss........Its soo terribly violent

They just just don't deserve to live......do they?

PRizES

EMPIRE
:) :) :) :) :)Sister? Dear sister? WHy is IT so VIolENT?

EVIL

Matt HarDDDDDDDYyy: FU FU FUCKtttarrrd

EnteR

MiLLWHoOORE: FucKtARD

Why must I....sister? Dear sweet Sister? HolD ME in your ArmSsssss........Its soo terribly violent

They just just don't deserve to live......do they?

PRizES

EMPIRE
:) :) :) :) :)Sister? Dear sister? WHy is IT so VIolENT?

EVIL

Matt HarDDDDDDDYyy: FU FU FUCKtttarrrd

EnteR

MiLLWHoOORE: FucKtARD

Why must I....sister? Dear sweet Sister? HolD ME in your ArmSsssss........Its soo terribly violent

They just just don't deserve to live......do they?

PRizES

EMPIRE
:) :) :) :) :)Sister? Dear sister? WHy is IT so VIolENT?

EVIL

Matt HarDDDDDDDYyy: FU FU FUCKtttarrrd

EnteR

MiLLWHoOORE: FucKtARD

Why must I....sister? Dear sweet Sister? HolD ME in your ArmSsssss........Its soo terribly violent

They just just don't deserve to live......do they?

PRizES

EMPIRE
:) :) :) :) :)Sister? Dear sister? WHy is IT so VIolENT?

EVIL

Matt HarDDDDDDDYyy: FU FU FUCKtttarrrd

EnteR

MiLLWHoOORE: FucKtARD

Why must I....sister? Dear sweet Sister? HolD ME in your ArmSsssss........Its soo terribly violent

They just just don't deserve to live......do they?

PRizES

EMPIRE
:) :) :) :) :)Sister? Dear sister? WHy is IT so VIolENT?

EVIL

Matt HarDDDDDDDYyy: FU FU FUCKtttarrrd

EnteR

MiLLWHoOORE: FucKtARD

Why must I....sister? Dear sweet Sister? HolD ME in your ArmSsssss........Its soo terribly violent

They just just don't deserve to live......do they?

PRizES

EMPIRE
:) :) :) :) :)

[ziggytrix]

the danes call it...

[da blob]

faster, everybody !

[Esuohlim]

Page 10 yet? How about page 11 heh?

I like the part where Mad Max mentioned leaving after he had his fun. That's the best part.

I wish he would stay forever. :( I'm not using reverse psychology (Mad Max is too smart for that anyway jk rofl) I really want this thread to go on forever and I want him to type stuff here everyday it'd be awesome. Lolita can join in too this will be great :D :D

[ziggytrix]

THAT'S the spirit!

[Lotida]

You spelled my name wrong! >:

[Lotida]

BTW Ziggy...everyone hates you for ruining this thread because you don't know how to resize pictures! >:

[soundtest]

Not to be crude, but Mad Max is
like someone who came in here
and broke wind, and now there
are 11 pages of people fighting
to have a smell of it and say 'yea
you stink' but he's all lol and he'll
leave after the smell is all gone
_or all taken in and then
come back in a few months and
do it again

mad max rules but if you agree it
would ruin him mad max you fucktard
omg he was right say it backwards

:melt

[Lotida]

That still doesn't explain why Ziggy doesn't
know how to resize pictures. >: That Bastard!

[Emu]

HE DOESN'T RESIZE THEM TO PISS YOU OFF



GOD

[Emu]

you guys fucked up this thread so bad >:

[Emu]

page 10 omg guys :)

[Rongi]

guys sam (teh gay furry) is mad max

[Emu]

wtf no >:

[Rongi]

yep

[Emu]

:x

[Cap'n Crunch]

YOU MAKE A JOKE AND I WILL SIGH AND YOU WILL LAUGH AND I WILL CRY :(

[Lotida]

HE DOESN'T RESIZE THEM TO PISS YOU OFF



GOD

EMU.....if you can't play the game quit following along!!! >:

[Anonymous]

I see some fucktard tried to break the thread again posting stupid ass oversized pictures. The fucktard thread still lives...

ziggytrix: I changed my mind the "fucktard" emoticon should be a picture of ziggy, he's displayed it so brillantly in the last few posts.

dablob: Fucktard

Esuohlim: I like the part where the fucktard Esuohlim tries to be funny and fails as usual.

soundtest: I love how you all complain about me, yet you're all unable to just ignore me. Its like I come in and you pathetic little fucktards just have to stop what you're doing and pay attention, because its the most important thing that's ever happened to you (And it is) By all means continue being fuckin' moths to the fuckin' flame fucktards.

Emu: Nobody's fucked up this thread, you've all proven to be fucktards with your silly little posts, which was the point of the thread anyway.

Rongi: the fucktard Rongi is UPC

Cap'n Crunch: Fucktard

Lotida: :) :) :) :)

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Someone just make this thread a sticky already.

[Sajuuk]

man it would be real funny if i ruined this thread by posting "stfu" a thousand times and no one would be able to post in it so you all would go to the "you faggots ruined mad max's thread" thread but i would ruin that one too and you guys would keep going and eventually i would get banned but i would come back und a new e-mail, ip address and name and keep going till you guys put up a cyber patrol to keep me from accesing the boards then i would boast that to the guys over at the progenitor empire then we would have a laugh over at the way you guys made fucktards out yourselves for not putting this guy in his place when you could.

[Anonymous]

Sajuuk: No it wouldn't, because you're incapable of being funny fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

[soundtest]

soundtest: I love how you all complain about me, yet you're all unable to just ignore me.

that's what i said!

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim: I like the part where the fucktard Esuohlim tries to be funny and fails as usual.

So I'm entertaining you and NOT entertaining you at the same time? :eek :eek

[Matt Harty]

hey mad max you should bring a carrot to school and tell girls to nibble on it

[kellychaos]

Esuohlim: I like the part where the fucktard Esuohlim tries to be funny and fails as usual.

So I'm entertaining you and NOT entertaining you at the same time? :eek :eek

Yes, Milhouse ... just like your girlfriend ... of course I'm assuming some things.

[Two-Faced]

Mad Max has a superiority complex?

Wow, that's hot.

[ziggytrix]

SIDESCROLLSABOTAGE etc

[ziggytrix]

:eek ++

[ziggytrix]

COME ON GUYS, I BET WE CAN GET HIS THREAD MORE REPLIES THAN THE POST YOUR PICTURE THREAD!!!

:LIVINLARGE

[Rongi]

BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVEZ LIVIN IN A GANGSTA'S PARADISE

SING IT YO

[Cap'n Crunch]

HEY MAD MAX FUCKTARD MORE LIKE RETARD. :rolleyes

[Rongi]

TAKE IT CRUNCH COME ON

[Cap'n Crunch]

AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH
I TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE AND REALIZE THERE'S NUTTIN LEFT
CAUSE I'VE BEEN BLASTIN AND LAUGHIN SO LONG THAT
EVEN MY MAMA THINKS THAT MY MIND IS GONE

*PASSES THE MIC*

[Anonymous]

Hey I hate to break up your rap fag "Fucktard Paradise" but...

soundtest: I had to translate from your fucktardese to English, fucktard.

Esuohlim: Its your stupidity that amuses me, not your idiotic "wit", fucktard.

Matt Hardy: Hey Matt you should go to that high school of yours and suck off the football team...oh wait you already do that, carry on fucktard.

kellychaos: No, fucktard.

Two-Faced: Its not a complex if its the truth, fucktard.

ziggytrix: You fuckin suck big rhino dick at this, seriously, stop posting fucktard.

Rongi: Just because you got 15 black dicks up your ass doesn't make you a "brother" fucktard.

Cap'n Crunch: HEY CAP'N CRUNCH MORE LIKE CAP'N CUNT.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

[Carnivore]

Max, sincerely, you need to switch gears. Some of the people who are making you look bad here have the mental capacity of gnats. I don't consider you to be genius material by any stretch of the imagination, but you should be mopping the floor with some of these posters. Kick it up a notch!