The 'rules more' game...

[MetalMilitia]

I dont know if this will work but here is my idea.
I will post a starting word and then the next poster has to post something that 'rules more' than it. For instance...

Post 1: Bacon

Post 2: Stoats

Post 3: Weasels

Then by the process of elimination we should finally come to the thing that rules more than anything else ever.

To begin:

Cardboard

[FS]

SEX

Who will post next?

[Anonymous]

This thread!

[MetalMilitia]

:lol damn.

[MetalMilitia]

gah stupid edit button!

[Carnivore]

This was not well thought out. If this thread continues, at some point there will be a disagreement. Somebody will post an item and another person will not agree that it's cooler than the preceding item. I think it's wisest to call off this foolish crusade immediately.

[MetalMilitia]

Not to mention i managed to fuck it up within 4 posts. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

[sports]

movies.

[Carnivore]

You are seriously developmentally challenged, aren't you? Even after I point out the inherent flaw in this idea, you attempt to push it forward. Well, I suppose I'll have to demonstrate. You say movies, eh? Well... I say genocide. Killing entire races is cooler than movies.

Genocide!

[MetalMilitia]

Kittens.

Yay my game is working! :lol

[Carnivore]

No, it's not. I say genocide is way cooler than kittens. You need to come up with something else. >:

[MetalMilitia]

bah genocide has way too much killing and its not fluffy at all.

[Carnivore]

Well, I disagree. Seeing row upon row of bodies impaled on pikes can't be compared to mere kittens.

And herein lies the problem. Just accept that this idea is a failure. Don't follow Sports. It will only get you dead.

[MetalMilitia]

Ok lets see...
Kittens:
- Play with balls of yarn
- Look cute
- Are fluffy
- Turn into cats which are also cool
- Sleep alot

Dead bodies on spikes:
- Do nothing except decompose
- Look desgusting
- Are bloody and smell bad
- Turn into skeletons which are cool

In conclusion Kittens rule more than Genocide.

[tenno]

I LYKE HOW YU SPEEL

[tenno]

furthermore....

oh wait carni already reamed you, NM/.

[Carnivore]

Kittens cough up hairballs, shed, and require you to clean a smelly litter box. Vlad Tepes Dracula impaled bodies on pikes. Fuckin' Dracula! You can't beat that.

For the record, I have a cat. I'm only arguing this to illustrate a point. You're relatively new to these forums and may have a future. Don't destroy it with crap like this. Anything that Sports tries to continue should be terminated immediately.

[MetalMilitia]

I lost the ability to spell after using MsWord with autocorrect for a number of years.

[tenno]

HHAHAHAAH TEH INTERWEB l33t!!!! ROXHAxOr

[ernasty10050]

so anyway i was thinking of putting some string through the holes in looseleaf paper and wearing it around my neck to form a kind of mane.

[kellychaos]

Swoops ... you know ... those chocalaty things ... in order to concede genocide, I would have to know the method of destruction ... if it's a nerve agent, I will acquiesce.

[MetalMilitia]

Kittens cough up hairballs, shed, and require you to clean a smelly litter box. Vlad Tepes Dracula impaled bodies on pikes. Fuckin' Dracula! You can't beat that.

For the record, I have a cat. I'm only arguing this to illustrate a point. You're relatively new to these forums and may have a future. Don't destroy it with crap like this. Anything that Sports tries to continue should be terminated immediately.

Ok i give up. Ive been bored out of my mind of the majourity of the day hence the game. I will think of a better one.

[Carnivore]

http://prozero.bravehost.com/vlad00.jpg

[ernasty10050]

don't worry about it metalmillitia, you're a far better noob than i am.

[MetalMilitia]

HHAHAHAAH TEH INTERWEB l33t!!!! ROXHAxOr

Its '1337' and 'Rox0rz' or 'HaX0r'. j00 are teh nub tbh.


Disclaimer: Im not a 12year old with a subscription to AOL.. honest.

[sports]

Scropion (off of Mortal Kombat)

[kellychaos]

You're still here?

[tenno]

WOW MY POINT WAS MADE MORE EASILY THAN I THOUGHT POSSIBLE.


THANKS METALMILITIA

[MetalMilitia]

WOW MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN!

[executioneer]

hey metalmilitia, are you trying to be the one millionth person to do that joke or something, cause we're like on thirteen million already :rolleyes

[Captain Goodtimes]

This thread really sucks >: