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MetalMilitia · #1

I dont know if this will work but here is my idea.
I will post a starting word and then the next poster has to post something that 'rules more' than it. For instance...

Post 1: Bacon

Post 2: Stoats

Post 3: Weasels

Then by the process of elimination we should finally come to the thing that rules more than anything else ever.

To begin:

Cardboard

FS · #2

SEX

Who will post next?

Anonymous · #3

This thread!

MetalMilitia · #4

damn.

MetalMilitia · #5

gah stupid edit button!

Carnivore · #6

This was not well thought out. If this thread continues, at some point there will be a disagreement. Somebody will post an item and another person will not agree that it's cooler than the preceding item. I think it's wisest to call off this foolish crusade immediately.

MetalMilitia · #7

Not to mention i managed to fuck it up within 4 posts. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

sports · #8

movies.

Carnivore · #9

You are seriously developmentally challenged, aren't you? Even after I point out the inherent flaw in this idea, you attempt to push it forward. Well, I suppose I'll have to demonstrate. You say movies, eh? Well... I say genocide. Killing entire races is cooler than movies.

Genocide!

MetalMilitia · #10

Kittens.

Yay my game is working!

Carnivore · #11

No, it's not. I say genocide is way cooler than kittens. You need to come up with something else.

MetalMilitia · #12

bah genocide has way too much killing and its not fluffy at all.

Carnivore · #13

Well, I disagree. Seeing row upon row of bodies impaled on pikes can't be compared to mere kittens.

And herein lies the problem. Just accept that this idea is a failure. Don't follow Sports. It will only get you dead.

MetalMilitia · #14

Ok lets see...
Kittens:
- Play with balls of yarn
- Look cute
- Are fluffy
- Turn into cats which are also cool
- Sleep alot

Dead bodies on spikes:
- Do nothing except decompose
- Look desgusting
- Are bloody and smell bad
- Turn into skeletons which are cool

In conclusion Kittens rule more than Genocide.

tenno · #15

I LYKE HOW YU SPEEL

tenno · #16

furthermore....

oh wait carni already reamed you, NM/.

Carnivore · #17

Kittens cough up hairballs, shed, and require you to clean a smelly litter box. Vlad Tepes Dracula impaled bodies on pikes. Fuckin' Dracula! You can't beat that.

For the record, I have a cat. I'm only arguing this to illustrate a point. You're relatively new to these forums and may have a future. Don't destroy it with crap like this. Anything that Sports tries to continue should be terminated immediately.

MetalMilitia · #18

I lost the ability to spell after using MsWord with autocorrect for a number of years.

tenno · #19

HHAHAHAAH TEH INTERWEB l33t!!!! ROXHAxOr

ernasty10050 · #20

so anyway i was thinking of putting some string through the holes in looseleaf paper and wearing it around my neck to form a kind of mane.

kellychaos · #21

Swoops ... you know ... those chocalaty things ... in order to concede genocide, I would have to know the method of destruction ... if it's a nerve agent, I will acquiesce.

MetalMilitia · #22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore

Kittens cough up hairballs, shed, and require you to clean a smelly litter box. Vlad Tepes Dracula impaled bodies on pikes. Fuckin' Dracula! You can't beat that.

For the record, I have a cat. I'm only arguing this to illustrate a point. You're relatively new to these forums and may have a future. Don't destroy it with crap like this. Anything that Sports tries to continue should be terminated immediately.

Ok i give up. Ive been bored out of my mind of the majourity of the day hence the game. I will think of a better one.