KAHLJORN IS GETTING MARRIED.

[kahljorn]

Talk about kahljorn in third person! It will be difficult, especially for kahljorn!

Kahljorn's getting married!

To a man or a woman?
As the bride or the groom?

These questions and more when kahljorn talks about hir marriage plans.

[Lotida]

Congratulations!

[Ninjavenom]

Married to what?

[adeptninja]

Did you ever get that sex change? and congrats

[AChimp]

In a surprise move, Kahljorn only went part way with the sex change operation. It will be marrying itself. :eek

[huond]

I BET YOULL DO DRUGS FOR YOUR HONEYMOON OR OSMETHING AM I RIGHT

[kahljorn]

Kahljorn has yet to reply to this thread!

[FS]

I can't wait till kahljorn gets here!

[Dole]

clarify

[sadie]

wamp. >:

[Terra]

Congratulations!!

[Zhukov]

I hope you are very happy, congratulations.

[Esuohlim]

Is your kind of marriage legal???

[McClain]

One can assume based on K's sexual ambiguity, it can be best described as an uncivil ceremony. Regardless, congrats. Where's the honeymoon? San Fran?

[FartinMowler]

mEH :/ fake post from a fake girl

[kellychaos]

If I could have a few ribs removed, I would marry myself.

[kahljorn]

KAHLJORN IS NOW ARRIVING INTO THE THREADAPY.
KAHLJORN, ARE YOU MARRYING A MAN OR A WOMAN??

BOMAN BANA PAN THE GIRLS A SERENDIPPER.

OKAY, WHAT THE FUCK EVER YOU JUST SAID, ARE YOU THE BRIDE OR THE GROOM?

THE LAVANDER WEDDING WILL HAVE ME IN A VINYL DRESS, AND HER IN A WOMENS VINYL TUX!

IS THE WEDDING LEGAL?

OF COURSE! GOOD OL' AMERICAN LAW, A MAN AND A MAN CANT MARRY, BUT A MAN WANTING TO BE A WOMAN AND A WOMAN CAN MARRY. WEARING VINYL WITH MY ACUP BOOBETTES PUSHED UP SO EVERYONE CAN SEE(PROLLY EVEN BE A BCUP BY WEDDING TIME) , SCREAMING OBSCENITIES AGAINST GOD, NEITHER OF US ARE CATHOLICS NOR CHRISTIANS, WE MIGHT EVEN WRITE SATANIC(or some other random religion) VOWS JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT, BUT WE COULD STILL LEGALLY GET MARRIED. I LOVE AMERICA!
AS LONG AS I STILL HAVE A PENIS I CAN MARRY A WOMAN, NO MATTER HOW BIG MY BOOBS ARE OR NO MATTER HOW MUCH I LOOK LIKE A CHICK :lol


That's seriously sick though, it has nothing to do with moral and religion, and everything to do with politics and law. Bitch ass bitches with their bitchy laws.

[FartinMowler]

This post reminded me of Brittany Spears getting married.

[Mike]

yeah. Like Britney Spears Frankenstein.

[kahljorn]

Just wait till i post wedding pictures.

[ThisIsWitty]

What if someone were to get a sex change after they're married?

Would it still be legal? Huh? Would it?

[McClain]

I can't help but assume this wedding is established on hallucinogens and loose construal of love.

[jin]

Congratulations! ;D

[sadie]

you two should prove to be the epitome of ambiguity. congrats. :)

[kahljorn]

thanks.

[glowbelly]

i heard that if you have the marriage in water you will orgasm throughout the whole thing.

;)

congrats.

[YugiIsTheBomb]

Kahljorn's getting married!

Live Long and Prosper!

[kahljorn]

we're getting married in a cave.