KAHLJORN IS NOW ARRIVING INTO THE THREADAPY.
KAHLJORN, ARE YOU MARRYING A MAN OR A WOMAN??
BOMAN BANA PAN THE GIRLS A SERENDIPPER.
OKAY, WHAT THE FUCK EVER YOU JUST SAID, ARE YOU THE BRIDE OR THE GROOM?
THE LAVANDER WEDDING WILL HAVE ME IN A VINYL DRESS, AND HER IN A WOMENS VINYL TUX!
IS THE WEDDING LEGAL?
OF COURSE! GOOD OL' AMERICAN LAW, A MAN AND A MAN CANT MARRY, BUT A MAN WANTING TO BE A WOMAN AND A WOMAN CAN MARRY. WEARING VINYL WITH MY ACUP BOOBETTES PUSHED UP SO EVERYONE CAN SEE(PROLLY EVEN BE A BCUP BY WEDDING TIME) , SCREAMING OBSCENITIES AGAINST GOD, NEITHER OF US ARE CATHOLICS NOR CHRISTIANS, WE MIGHT EVEN WRITE SATANIC(or some other random religion) VOWS JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT, BUT WE COULD STILL LEGALLY GET MARRIED. I LOVE AMERICA!
AS LONG AS I STILL HAVE A PENIS I CAN MARRY A WOMAN, NO MATTER HOW BIG MY BOOBS ARE OR NO MATTER HOW MUCH I LOOK LIKE A CHICK
That's seriously sick though, it has nothing to do with moral and religion, and everything to do with politics and law. Bitch ass bitches with their bitchy laws.