My friend tried to kill himself

[Dr. V]

I just found this out right now. This guy I work with slit his throat while at work. I work at Toys R Us and since christmas season is comming up we have people unloading trucks from 11pm to 6am and it was about 3 when he did it in "Animal Alley" where we keep all the stuffed animals. This girl who works there found him on the floor in a big pool of blood. He's still in the hospital, he lost tons of blood. I'm not even sure if he'll make it. Worst of all his aunt and his cousin work there too. I gotta call them.

[weirdie]

I'm sorry it happened but why the fuck would he do it at work?





The answer that pops into my head the fastest is, "he wanted attention," but I'll just hope that it wasn't.

[adeptninja]

shit that sucks i hope he gets better man

[MLE]

i hope he dies, cause that's what he intended on doing. i hope he's succeeds in that.

[sadie]

maybe he just hates furries?

[GADZOOKS]

Animal Alley will never be the same. :(

[Dr. V]

He ddidnt seen depressed, he was always pretty happy. But I'm pretty sure he was on something.

[sadie]

oH SHiT. hated.

[MLE]

well, his last wish was to die, so i hope he gets it.

[Dr. V]

Yeah yeah.

[MLE]

i'm not saying it to be mean. i had a very good friend kill herself, and i'm sure it was what she ultimately wanted, so i accept her decision.

slitting your own throat is a pretty irreversable way of attempting suicide, so i'm fairly certain he actually wanted to die.

[Anonymous]

hahahahaha

animal alley

hahahahaha

[ArrowX]

Happy ness is triggered by depression. Its a state of denial.

He should have cut his faggot wussy throat with a Tickle me elmo's speaker.

[MLE]

THANK GOD YOU WERE HERE TO CLEAR THIS CONFUSION

[Jeanette X]

Well, Dr. V did say he might have been on something...so perhaps he wasn't depressed and whatever drug(s) he took is the reason he did it?

Anyway, hopefully he'll stabilize and get better. :( Keep us updated.

[MLE]

i doubt he was on something. seriously.

[GADZOOKS]

I though you were going to talk about animal alley jeannate X :(

[sadie]

He ddidnt seen depressed, he was always pretty happy. But I'm pretty sure he was on something.
yah. a friend of mine in ninth grade always seemed happy. she was beautiful and funny, had lots of friends. then, one day she put that gun in her mouth and pulled the trigger.

[Anonymous]

DID SHE DIE?

[Anonymous]

Man, I so wish the edit function worked because I'd rename this thread to 'cleanup in animal alley'

[sadie]

DID SHE DIE?
yah. but it's all okay. her parents were mormons, so they simply prayed her into heaven. they were all happy and entertaining at the wake thingy.

[GADZOOKS]

It makes me sick that after this is all said and done all people will care about is getting the new grand theft auto there, and the one kid, the one innocent child, decides to stray away from the violence of that game and instead walk to animal alley, whihc one man deicded to end his life there.

Please take it down, that place of innocence is tainted forever. :(

[MLE]

well, i'm glad that turned out alright for her.

[ziggytrix]

YAY, HAPPY ENDING.*

[DamnthatDavid]

Nice Sunset

[Sethomas]

My school now has "Suicide Prevention Weekend" around Valentine's Day. :/

[Command Prompt]

Don't most cases of suicide end support the fact that most suicide attempts are cries for help and those that live through it are glad they didn't die and those that do probably regret it while they are dying?

Pfft. Suicide. What a cock fucking quitter. Suck it up and make something of yourself. We're all fucking dying anyway. He just cut in line. I hate people that do that. >:

[Sethomas]

Don't enjoy whisky? Quit drinking it. Don't enjoy life? Quit living it. It's perfectly sensible, and it's generally selfish to impose otherwise.

[thebiggameover]

slit his throat? dude, theres ways to kill yourself that are way less painfull. thats some hardcore shit right there...
:(

[Sethomas]

I thought the same thing, but then again in my main attempt I chose isopropyl because I knew it would be extremely painful and I wanted it as penance.

[FS]

I hate it when people dismiss suicidals as cowards. I've never even considered taking my own life, but I can see perfectly well why people would. And I still don't think it's a decision anyone takes lightly. People may kill themselves for stupid reasons, but I think at least in their head it must be major.

As for the inevitable "they always seemed so happy," no one with death on the brain seems to actually walk around moping and sharing their pain with others. They tend to bury their depression and coat it with sunshine. Unless you're one of those psychotic types who thinks they need to save others from the blackness of life first, I guess.

[Jixby Phillips]

nooo he didnt even get to vote!!!!!! ;_;

[dreaddi]

I think FS is right. The instinct to live is the strongest instinct of any living thing, and when you get so low that your will to die is stronger than your body and mind's will to live, it has nothing to do with cowardice.

[Terren]

This is one morbid topic. To tell you the truth most of your opions are worthless. You didn't even know the guy, so you can't even comment.

Just says something like oh shit, what about the Iraqs

[Carnivore]

It doesn't matter whether we know the guy or not. We're discussing suicide in general. I think it's something you should strongly consider.

Personally, I think suicide should be made legal and easy. They should sell letal doses of narcotics over the counter. It's the easy, painless way to die.

In my experience, people who really want to do it, do it correctly the first time. Then there are the attention getting, "I don't feel safe" people who are hospitalized dozens of times and make absolutely no progress. I wish I could force them to either do it or stop calling 911 on a weekly basis. They are the cowards. The people who do it right are most definitely not.

[sadie]

i hate it when the government tries to save us from ourselves. wear your seat belt! don't smoke that! step away from the razor blade!

[Command Prompt]

Well, I've never thought of it like that before. I guess suicide is the most selfless act that a person can do. Fuck all your family members you leave behind, scratching their heads and blaming themselves, I mean, everybody goes through pain and suffering, but, if the precious gift of life is just too much for you why stick it out and longer than you have too. Most suicide attempt survivors will say "Don't bother. It never gets any better"

Our understanding of Depression is vague and misdirected anyway, and these days they will just pump you full of pills, so why just torment yourself any longer than nessessary. If you've ever watched a TV show or read a magazine its obvious that if you aren't rich, smart, beautiful and come from a perfect home you'll never make anything of yourself or live a full life. Quit deluding yourself, Hemmingway did it, and look how fucking cool he was.

Besides, why add more burden to an already overcrowded healthcare system. Your country needs all the money it can get to build peacekeeping missles, to keep everyone safe from the THREAT OF TERROR from AGENTS OF EVIL. Who the fuck has all this cash to spend on something as gay as feelings. Fuck that.

WHEN YOU RIDE YOUR PROBLEMS OUT, YOU RIDE WITH BIN LADEN.

BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF. YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU.

[kellychaos]

Successful suiciders are not quitters. I admire their convicition and ability to follow through.

The fact that she committed the act in the stuffed animal section leads me to believe that she wanted to be serviced by a taxidermist.

[nothing4buddha]

lol they had suicide prevention week at my school three weeks ago and all the emo kids walked around crying and showing people the superficial cuts on their wrists, how sad :tear

[Anonymous]

I thought the same thing, but then again in my main attempt I chose isopropyl because I knew it would be extremely painful and I wanted it as penance.
God makes people do wonderful things.

[hix1122]

I fucking hate when people commit suicide! fucking lazy ass bastards! People who commit suicide are ass holes who’s life isn’t going their way, so instead of doing something about it they end it. It’s the easy way out. anyone who tries to commit suicide should die. They get their wish, and its one less asshole to fuck up the gene pool.

[nothing4buddha]

my god you are lame.

[Anonymous]

I AGREE EVERYONE STUPID SHOULD JUST DIE ARE YOU WITH ME 'CHICKEN MASTER'

[Ninjavenom]

If i were trying to commit suicide, i'd try to do it some sort of fun or entertaining way. Something people would talk about, ya know? Slitting your own throat is pretty hardcore, but i'd rather go skydiving without a parachute, or die trying to knife-fight a polar bear or something.

[ArrowX]

Run naked through the Lion enclosure at the ZOO!

[The One and Only...]

I wouldn't kill myself.

I'd die trying to destroy everything that I despise.

There's very little that I fantasize about more than going down with a gun in my hand while leading a revolution.

[DeadKennedys]

I fucking hate when people commit suicide! fucking lazy ass bastards! People who commit suicide are ass holes who’s life isn’t going their way, so instead of doing something about it they end it. It’s the easy way out. anyone who tries to commit suicide should die. They get their wish, and its one less asshole to fuck up the gene pool.

Keep fighting the bad fight. Someone might listen to you someday.

[CaptainBubba]

I wouldn't kill myself.

I'd die trying to destroy everything that I despise.

There's very little that I fantasize about more than going down with a gun in my hand while leading a revolution.

I WOULD BLEACH MY HAIR AND RUN INTO A BAR WEARING ONLY A LOOSE FITTING PAIR OF SWEATPANTS SCREAMING ABOUT FREE MARKET ECONOMICS WHILE BRANDISHING A PISTOL I STOLE FROM MY STEPDAD'S LIQOUR CABINET ONLY TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE AND PUT IN JUVENIELLE HALL WHERE I'LL BE PRACTICALLY FORCED TO ARGUE WITH MY CELLMATE "NIGGA-ICE" THAT I WAS LIKE 5 CONVERSATIONS AND A DINNER AWAY FROM FUCKING THIS GIRL ON MY SCHOOLBUS.

[adeptninja]

What I want to know is why they leave killing old people up to the youth in asia...why cant americans do it?

[CaptainBubba]

In all seriousness I was suicidal for a little while. I didn't tell a soul that I contemplated death because they might've tried to stop me, but I did mope around like a pussy and drop out of school for a little bit, spending my days just sitting around thinking of why I wasn't happy. I honestly desired death because nothing made me happy.

I made a cocktail in my garage of things like antifreeze and rubbing alcohol and I starred at it for a good hour before throwing it outside and cooking me up a steak.
It was a really good steak because I seasoned it just right and cooked it up rare.

I would never have eaten that steak had I gone through with it. :o
And I never considered death an option since.

[ArrowX]

The fact that Theres always something to enjoy in life keeps me from dying wether it be naked ladies or the one pice of food that tastes like god I'll never allow myself to commit suicide(least till I lose my virginity)

[DeadKennedys]

That could be a while..









zing

[Ninjavenom]

See? Fucking vegetarians are missing the life-saving power of red meat!

[nothing4buddha]

tell me about it :(

[Ninjavenom]

It's like biting into a nice, hot slab of delicious, bloody murder!

[nothing4buddha]

lol yeah man murder :X

[DeadKennedys]

tell me about it :(

yeah, I sure miss red meat. :rolleyes

[nothing4buddha]

okokokok I MISS CHICKEN OK GUYS HAPPY? i can't help it. i'm like 1/64th black =( lol

[ArrowX]

I got some pink meat from your mom :contradictory

[DeadKennedys]

HILARIOUS >:

[adeptninja]

[quote="Ninjavenom"]See? Fucking vegetarians are missing the life-saving power of red meat![/quote

It may be a couple of years from now but you will eat that damn meat..while everyone else is eating wonderful meat you eat leafs...you will eat the meat one of these days

[Carnivore]

Beef! It's what's for dinner if you want your life to be worth living! :meat

[Anonymous]

I think it's high-time we start the 'hire ArrowX a whore so he can finally do himself in foundation'

[Carnivore]

Bullets are like $0.07. Let's save the money.

[Command Prompt]

I'm noticed your body count list is growing exponentially. Is it a new trend in town or are you dicking around too much on the job?

[Anonymous]

You should observe your namesake.

Anotherwards, shut up.

[Carnivore]

A murder/suicide is uncommon and counts for two. There was a third person shot, but she's merely paralyzed. If anyone cares, I linked to an article about it in my signature.

[FS]

I wouldn't kill myself.

I'd die trying to destroy everything that I despise.

There's very little that I fantasize about more than going down with a gun in my hand while leading a revolution.

I WOULD BLEACH MY HAIR AND RUN INTO A BAR WEARING ONLY A LOOSE FITTING PAIR OF SWEATPANTS SCREAMING ABOUT FREE MARKET ECONOMICS WHILE BRANDISHING A PISTOL I STOLE FROM MY STEPDAD'S LIQOUR CABINET ONLY TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE AND PUT IN JUVENIELLE HALL WHERE I'LL BE PRACTICALLY FORCED TO ARGUE WITH MY CELLMATE "NIGGA-ICE" THAT I WAS LIKE 5 CONVERSATIONS AND A DINNER AWAY FROM FUCKING THIS GIRL ON MY SCHOOLBUS.

LOL.

[Dr. V]

Update:
He's stable. He's chilling in the hospital and I guess he'll get to come home in a couple of days. The info's kinda sketchy cus I'm hearing from a guy who heard it from a guy... but you know. I think I figured out why he tried it, he's 30, he lives with his mom and dad in a 4x4 bedroom with his 10 yr old brother, he works at toys r us for 7 bucks an hour, and plays mmorpgs with another 30 yr old who works there. Oh yeah and he's a raver, and they all need to die. But not this guy, he's cool.

Also, as for "Cleanup in Animal Alley", I love it.

[Dr. V]

Those little stuffed dogs will never be the same.

[kellychaos]

How can one argue whether suicide is easy or difficult when all the successful suiciders aren't around to speak their case?

[Pub Lover]

As there is always a suicide thread on the front page, one of them should be made sticky to save time. :blah

[The One and Only...]

In all seriousness I was suicidal for a little while. I didn't tell a soul that I contemplated death because they might've tried to stop me, but I did mope around like a pussy and drop out of school for a little bit, spending my days just sitting around thinking of why I wasn't happy. I honestly desired death because nothing made me happy.

I made a cocktail in my garage of things like antifreeze and rubbing alcohol and I starred at it for a good hour before throwing it outside and cooking me up a steak.
It was a really good steak because I seasoned it just right and cooked it up rare.

I would never have eaten that steak had I gone through with it. :o
And I never considered death an option since.

And you mock me.

I've had suicidial urges since I was in the 5th grade. Once I tried to kill myself in front of my mother.

After a while, you learn to deal with it, and the urge evolves with you. It changes, but the cause is always the same.

[nothing4buddha]

emo >:

[CaptainBubba]

Once I tried to kill myself in front of my mother.

After a while, you learn to deal with it, and the urge evolves with you. It changes, but the cause is always the same.

ONE TIME I WENT UP TO MY MOM WHILE SHE WAS WATCHING T.V AND HIT MY HEAD REAL HARD AGAINST THE COFFEE TABLE AND STARTED CRYING AND SHE JUST SAT THERE WHILE I WAS DYING.

I AM A MASSIVE FAGGOT( IN PHYSICAL SIZE AND SPIRIT).

[jin]

We told you it was all a joke, OAO. ;<

[thebiggameover]

ONE TIME I WENT UP TO MY MOM WHILE SHE WAS WATCHING T.V AND HIT MY HEAD REAL HARD AGAINST THE COFFEE TABLE AND STARTED CRYING AND SHE JUST SAT THERE WHILE I WAS DYING.


:lol

[Sethomas]

Anyone who does anything suicidal or masochistic in front of someone else is just an attention whore. But your mother? That's just so Papa Roach it's sad.

[nothing4buddha]

i live next to the vocalist of papa roach :(

[Helm]

Burn his money like an asteroid

[FS]

fuck, this thread is great.

[Anonymous]

ONE TIME I WENT UP TO MY MOM WHILE SHE WAS WATCHING T.V AND HIT MY HEAD REAL HARD AGAINST THE COFFEE TABLE AND STARTED CRYING AND SHE JUST SAT THERE WHILE I WAS DYING.
Far be it from me to just quote something and laugh at it, but that was hilarious ;<

[sadie]

anotherwords, you're not really so high and mighty huh am i right guys

[Rez]

In all seriousness I was suicidal for a little while. I didn't tell a soul that I contemplated death because they might've tried to stop me, but I did mope around like a pussy and drop out of school for a little bit, spending my days just sitting around thinking of why I wasn't happy. I honestly desired death because nothing made me happy.

I made a cocktail in my garage of things like antifreeze and rubbing alcohol and I starred at it for a good hour before throwing it outside and cooking me up a steak.
It was a really good steak because I seasoned it just right and cooked it up rare.

I would never have eaten that steak had I gone through with it. :o
And I never considered death an option since.

that is seriously the best thing to come out of this forum EVER.

[ziggytrix]

TIP FOR THE KIDS: Rubbing alcohol will ruin the flavour of antifreeze, and possibly induce vomiting. For a more effective ending, try shots of antifreeze, not some isopropyl alcohol cocktail.