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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:21 PM        My friend tried to kill himself
I just found this out right now. This guy I work with slit his throat while at work. I work at Toys R Us and since christmas season is comming up we have people unloading trucks from 11pm to 6am and it was about 3 when he did it in "Animal Alley" where we keep all the stuffed animals. This girl who works there found him on the floor in a big pool of blood. He's still in the hospital, he lost tons of blood. I'm not even sure if he'll make it. Worst of all his aunt and his cousin work there too. I gotta call them.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:23 PM       
I'm sorry it happened but why the fuck would he do it at work?





The answer that pops into my head the fastest is, "he wanted attention," but I'll just hope that it wasn't.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:23 PM       
shit that sucks i hope he gets better man
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:28 PM       
i hope he dies, cause that's what he intended on doing. i hope he's succeeds in that.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:34 PM       
maybe he just hates furries?
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:34 PM       
Animal Alley will never be the same.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:34 PM       
He ddidnt seen depressed, he was always pretty happy. But I'm pretty sure he was on something.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:35 PM       
oH SHiT. hated.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:35 PM       
well, his last wish was to die, so i hope he gets it.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:36 PM       
Yeah yeah.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:38 PM       
i'm not saying it to be mean. i had a very good friend kill herself, and i'm sure it was what she ultimately wanted, so i accept her decision.

slitting your own throat is a pretty irreversable way of attempting suicide, so i'm fairly certain he actually wanted to die.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:40 PM       
hahahahaha

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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:42 PM       
Happy ness is triggered by depression. Its a state of denial.

He should have cut his faggot wussy throat with a Tickle me elmo's speaker.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:43 PM       
THANK GOD YOU WERE HERE TO CLEAR THIS CONFUSION
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:43 PM       
Well, Dr. V did say he might have been on something...so perhaps he wasn't depressed and whatever drug(s) he took is the reason he did it?

Anyway, hopefully he'll stabilize and get better. Keep us updated.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:44 PM       
i doubt he was on something. seriously.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:44 PM       
I though you were going to talk about animal alley jeannate X
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:46 PM       
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He ddidnt seen depressed, he was always pretty happy. But I'm pretty sure he was on something.
yah. a friend of mine in ninth grade always seemed happy. she was beautiful and funny, had lots of friends. then, one day she put that gun in her mouth and pulled the trigger.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:48 PM       
DID SHE DIE?
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:48 PM       
Man, I so wish the edit function worked because I'd rename this thread to 'cleanup in animal alley'
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:50 PM       
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yah. but it's all okay. her parents were mormons, so they simply prayed her into heaven. they were all happy and entertaining at the wake thingy.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:51 PM       
It makes me sick that after this is all said and done all people will care about is getting the new grand theft auto there, and the one kid, the one innocent child, decides to stray away from the violence of that game and instead walk to animal alley, whihc one man deicded to end his life there.

Please take it down, that place of innocence is tainted forever.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:51 PM       
well, i'm glad that turned out alright for her.
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 12:32 AM        * at the risk of wearing this gimmick out
YAY, HAPPY ENDING.*
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 12:47 AM       
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