College Rejection...

[ScruU2wice]

So I didn't get into northwestern and It's kinda depressing :(

I've been watching stella to help me cope... :(

any other tips?

[WINO]

Get a bottle of whiskey and a hooker....

[Big McLargehuge]

You, don't want to go to college it's not all its cracked up to be

[Jixby Phillips]

A BOTTLE OF WHAT AND A WHAT??????????????? :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

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[ScruU2wice]

that made me feel so much better...

[Sethomas]

What softened the blow of rejection from Notre Dame was when I opened the next package and found out that I was accepted into Boston College.

And then getting into the University of Chicago made me not care about Dartmouth telling me "no". So, don't worry. You'll get in somewhere.

[Anonymous]

i owe jixby $5 after that post :<

[Jixby Phillips]

thats the moment i realized... maybe there was a career in this?

[Matt Harty]

lol jixby phillips

[Crimson Ghost]

Hahahaha, a 12-gauge to the mouth can help you. Hey, at least it's not a community college that denied you.

[EisigerBiskuit]

i will never laugh again, for jixby has completely run my laughter dry ... :(

[WINO]

You, don't want to go to college it's not all its cracked up to beSpoken like a true underachiever. I can see a vast and interesting career in the service industry for you.

[GADZOOKS]

You know WINO, Brawl Hall is not an acedemic institution.

[WINO]

i owe jixby $5 after that post :<yeah, though it's not for the post itself. Now zip yourself up and pay him.

[Rongi]

i thought your stupid honkey ass was banned

[HickMan]

Thanks WINO for indirectly making me laugh harder then I ever did before on these boards.



PS JIXBY IS NOW THE TOM CRUISE OF THE INTERNET

[WINO]

You know WINO, Brawl Hall is not an acedemic institution.An academic institution it is not...you are correct.

Most of us have already graduated college, and hold very good jobs.

And we know how to spell.

[WINO]

i thought your stupid honkey ass was banned

What powers do you have to establish ethinicity? You have no clue to my racial status....so STFU.

[Esuohlim]

OUCH, MAN

[Rongi]

wino if you must know i am black. and how dare you belittle my people you fucking bigot.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Rongi why don't you dig a fucking 1inch by 1 hole, drop down on your chest and give your pointless life an end.





LOL ANOTHA FUCKIN PKB TO THE STABLES WHY DON'T YOU STAY OWNED no fucking seriously you RESUME your ROLE LOLOOOHHH HGEEEGGGAAAADDD

[Rongi]

racist

[HickMan]

fuck'm negro

[WINO]

Well isn't the the pot calling the kettle black....only a true racist accuses others of the same.

[Rongi]

I HATE ME SOME ******S YEE HAW

Oh my sweet lord! How dare you! You dont know what it's like to constantly be oppressed for the color of my skin. I have to pray now...

[HickMan]

D mothafucka

[WINO]

But to humor you, i'll make one quip so you may remain on your oppressed soapbox: I love negroes, i believe everyone should own one.

Feel better now?

You may resume your boring racial tirade now.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

well i think that's ABOUT enough barrier breaking from you WINO!

[Rongi]

I ONCE KILLED ME A ****** JUST CAUSE HE LOOKIT AT MAH DAWTER FUNNY.

Holy smokes! This full blown racist has commited homicide! Mods i demand action be taken at once!

[WINO]

A BOTTLE OF WHAT AND A WHAT??????????????? :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

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[Rongi]

You are on thin ice buster! One more racial slur and it's the curb for your honkey ass!

[WINO]

People who edit posts just plain suck.

Holy smokes! This full blown racist has commited homicide! Mods i demand action be taken at once!

[Mr. Vagiclean]

People who edit posts just plain suck.

Holy smokes! This full blown racist has commited homicide! Mods i demand action be taken at once!

[WINO]

You are on thin ice buster! One more racial slur and it's the curb for your honkey ass! He assumes i'm white only because....

1. I can wax poetic.
2. My spelling and grammar is above average.
3. He's a tard.

Sorry there zippy...some things you'll never know.

[Rongi]

I ONCE BEAT A JIGGABOO WITH A GIGANTIC WATTAMELLO- holl on a sec, Johnny Walker Law is on

that's it. mods! do not let this foul man's unmitigated racism go unpunished![/quote]

[WINO]

People like Rongi will wind up getting your board netcopped.

[Rongi]

EDIT: i'm sorry mods [/quote] wasnt supposed to be in there ho ho ho!

[WINO]

As a concerned parent, i see rampant racial slurs and baiting as such to be highly offensive. I wonder what the web host T.O.S has to say.

Maybe i'll find out.

[Guitar Woman]

You know what, WINO? We all think you suck.

[WINO]

Thats not the first time i have ever heard that; the fact that i suck.

Maybe there is a directive of logical thought here after all. After all, you seem to do a bit of genuflecting at the altar.

Carpe Diem.

[Guitar Woman]

:/ Did you know you really, REALLY, REALLY suck?

[WINO]

Really is a very poor modifier.

Perhaps you could use.....you really suck terribly.....or......you suck completely above and beyond all expectations....or......you suck in a monumental way.

Lets get it together.

[Guitar Woman]

Very well, ass. You suck in a monumental way, you jizz-drinking, ass-licking, shit-eating, off-jacking (TO NAKED MEN :O) pathetic excuse for a waste of flesh and organs. And you're DUMB! :O

[MetalMilitia]

WINO: I really like the way you quoted jixbys entire post just to make a short and particularly un-ammuing remark. Then, THEN, was made to look foolish by father spaz( :lol ).
Keep up the good work.

[Guitar Woman]

Very well, ass. You suck in a monumental way, you jizz-drinking, ass-licking, shit-eating, off-jacking (TO NAKED MEN :O) pathetic excuse for a waste of flesh and organs. And you're DUMB! :O
That goes for you too, ass. >:

[MetalMilitia]

Apology please.

[Guitar Woman]

Hmmmmmm, lemme think about it....

[Guitar Woman]

Oh, wait- NO!

[MetalMilitia]

That doesn't sound much like an apology spaz. Infact i might go so far as to say it wasn't an apology at all. Shame on you.

[WINO]

Boy, you are on the ball tonight.....can't get nothing by you.

Especially if you are in a doorway.