What are you eating right now?

[Anonymous]

I'm eating a delicious sirloin steak that I cooked rare in worchestire sauce with a KC Masterpiece meat rub. It is god damn fantastic.

seriously, like, no part of this is fat

and no bones


this is awesome

[Mockery]

meat rub :lol

[Anonymous]

what? but i- NOOOOOO NOT THAT KIND OF MEAT RUB! :lol You guys! :lol

[Dole]

worchestire

SEE ME

[the_dudefather]

i eating a banana pizza.

laugh and point if you will

[Esuohlim]

Who are you, Doug Funnie? :rolleyes

[Rongi]

i had a chicken sammich from some fast food place. it was ok but too much mayo

[Jixby Phillips]

i'm drinking water does dirnks count?

[executioneer]

i just ate some gum :(

[Jixby Phillips]

raisins !!

[WhiteRat]

A large half peparoni half shrimp pizza.

[executioneer]

two pieces of whole wheat toast with butter and honey

[executioneer]

worcestershire sauce

[MetalMilitia]

Cheese sandwitch but with TWO (count em) different types of cheese. :)

[the_dudefather]

Who are you, Doug Funnie? :rolleyes

a coincedently remembered that similarity when making it yesterday :lol

[Matt Harty]

fingernails :(

whens lunch

[EisigerBiskuit]

Omellete Strudle

[Anonymous]

okay i'm having 'all the leftover crap in the house' day

which is

a bag of popcorn
two slices of 12-grain bread
a small bowl of tomato soup
some sweet yams
some diet pepsi twist

[Esuohlim]

Buffalo chicken/mozzarella cheese/lettuce/ranch dressing/Louisana hot sauce sandwich (AKA ORGASM SANDWICH) and a can of Dr. Pepper.

[Rongi]

frosted cheerios!

[Esuohlim]

I call that "Orgasm Cereal" :(

[Rongi]

it's not that great >:

now reese's puffs cereal? that shit is duh bomb

[Esuohlim]

Shut up I love cheerios and frosted cheerios are awesome. I hate all of that "turning candy into breakfest" shit like cookie crisp and count chocula wtf

[Rongi]

uhhh when was count chocula ever a candy :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

They call chocolate bars "candy bars" you want to take this to mock wars pal? >:

[Rongi]

i havent even rolled my sleeves up yet, buddy

me-> :maul <- milhouse

EDIT: milhous :maul me

EDIT: milhouse :maul me

[the_dudefather]

spaghetti :)

i have loads of saucy meat left over which i am tempted to eat on its own, but ill leave it for tomarrow

(sandwich baguette + saucy meat = deliciousness)

[Jixby Phillips]

valentine cookies 50% off ;_;

[HickMan]

STEAK :D

[Johnyy Darko]

Some pizza from poppy's pizza

[Rongi]

hot dog!

[thebiggameover]

conie from sonic...

edit: and tots!!

[Esuohlim]

Fritos scoops with Jalepeno cheese dip

AND DR PEPPER >:

[Jixby Phillips]

I'm drinking water again!

[ziggytrix]

I'm chewing on a drinking straw, does that count?

It came from Jack In the Box!

[MetalMilitia]

Thumb nail :(

[Karl Hungus]

a peanut butter and nutella sandwich on white. with a big glass of whole milk. mmmmmmmmm

[Rongi]

The Who - Overture

[Rongi]

oops wrong thread haha

[Matt Harty]

Salad :(

[executioneer]

a peanut butter and nutella sandwich on white. with a big glass of whole milk. mmmmmmmmm

peanut butter AND nutella? wtf thats too much

[MetalMilitia]

Sausages, baked beans and cheese on toast with a cup of coffee (ran out of teabags :( ).

[Matt Harty]

jolly rancher

[the_dudefather]

'pretz'

chocolate biscuity stick things i got in the local chinese supermarket

[Guitar Woman]

An ice cube. :(

[WhiteRat]

Hours old chiclets.

[MetalMilitia]

cup of tea

[Karl Hungus]

an egg salad sandwhich made out of two hard boiled eggs, miracle whip mustard, salt and pepper, and garlic powder. and a glass of pineapple soda. oh, and its wheat bread.

[Big Papa Goat]

A ham salad sandwhich :x
It looked like it was just slices of ham piled on top of eachother, but it was really just diced up pieces of ham in a gross white sauce :x

[MetalMilitia]

cup of tea

[Matt Harty]

steak and eggs

[Rongi]

egg omelete toast and a hashbrown

[Esuohlim]

Spaghetti with RAGU

[Marine]

Lets see... yesterdays chewing gum, two days worth of food and... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

[MetalMilitia]

:tear

----------------------
BLT :) but with no tomato because i dont have any so its more of a BL

[Marine]

i once ate a hamburger that had a penis inside it i think.

[Matt Harty]

NO THIS IS WHAT YOUR EATING RIGHT NOW MARINE

[Marine]

oh right! umm hearphones?

[rockets redglare]

People from sweden aren't smart.

[Marine]

no i am chewing the cord

[Mr. Oysterhead]

You're still a fucking moron.

[executioneer]

safeway raisin bran with 2% milk

[Gurlugon]

Fried noodles from the local Chinese place.

[The Damp Moose]

An apple.

[Marine]

a lighter

[Mr. Vagiclean]

get outa here

[Marine]

why? *tchrt foof* YEAARRGH

[Mr. Vagiclean]

ahah i could just eat you up

[Marine]

i think you would get poisoned by doing that.
but what do i know?

[Big McLargehuge]

potato soup

[Marine]

???

[MetalMilitia]

toast.

[Gurlugon]

Cheddaresque popcorn.

[Karl Hungus]

my words.

[BlueOatmeal]

Chicken Pot Pie and Fish Sticks!

[felix_tibs]

Your Grandma's Creamy Potato Chowder!!!!

[Alive]

Kroger brand swedish meatballs.

[ArrowX]

Sesame style rice crackers and rasberry yogurt.

[executioneer]

santitas yellow corn tortilla chips and pace mild picante sauce

[Guitar Woman]

A peanut butter sammich! <3

[WhiteRat]

Itilian beef sub soaked in it's own juices. sooooo good.

[MetalMilitia]

Ready brek. :)

[felix_tibs]

potato rolled tacos!!!

[Sacks]

Boneless Buffalo Wings. :P

[Esuohlim]

I am eating a hot dog with its NATURAL CASING

[the_dudefather]

penguin :) (the chocolate kind)

[Guitar Woman]

I'm not eating anything, but i can smell a hamburger cooking. My diet for the past week has consisted mostly of pickles, ramen, and hair, so that hamburger smell is giving me a fucking orgasm.

[Rongi]

Funkadelic - Wars of Armegeddon

[EisigerBiskuit]

London Broil with Mashed White/Sweet Potato

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

I'm not eating anything, but i can smell a hamburger cooking. My diet for the past week has consisted mostly of pickles, ramen, and hair, so that hamburger smell is giving me a fucking orgasm.

holy shit, you are my dream woman!!

Every hot girl is a friggin vegitarian and it drives me nuts!

[Anonymous]

back off NJP, she's mine and emily's >;

[beoulve913]

The end of my pocket knife lol

[WhiteRat]

The end of my pocket knife lol

Careful you might just chip a tooth. We wouldn't want that to happen.

[Guitar Woman]

back off NJP, she's mine and emily's >;
Sorry Chojin but I'm going through that lesbian stage every 17 year old girl goes through and am not attracted to men right now, not even men who used to have pink hair. Sorry ;_;

[nothing4buddha]

HAWT

[Emu]

i'm here for ya not jixby ;>

[Shyandquietguy]

I'm ate hamburger helper stroganof with chunks of spam and onions in it.

Then I drank some vanilla pepsi.

[WhiteRat]

Mac & Cheese out of the blue box. :(

[Shyandquietguy]

I'm eating supreme tombstone pizza!

[Anonymous]

TEAR MY HEART INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

[Guitar Woman]

Don't worry when I turn 18 on the 29th I won't be a lesbian no more :o :o :o :o :o

[felix_tibs]

Flavor Blasted Goldfish

[EisigerBiskuit]

JOLLYRANCHER JELLYBEANS :hypno

[Karl Hungus]

chick-o-stick. mmm

[Lotida]

Popcorn

[Guitar Woman]

Fuck I can smell that hamburger again. The public Library is right next to Garbonzo's. :(

[Karl Hungus]

a continental breakfast muffin and danish. and some dainmals yogurt, strawberry banana.

[Guitar Woman]

Danimals is a ripoff.

[MetalMilitia]

chewing gum

[Wiffle Bat]

vanilla ice cream with Hersheys syrup, yum ^^

[SMN]

Beefjerky Pop-Tarts. mmmm.

[executioneer]

:rolleyes

[Crash]

Chicken Noodle soup.

[Matt Harty]

mucus

[Matt Harty]

goldfish

[Slinky Ferret]

>: So that's where it went! >:

[Blood Serpent]

Grilled Cheese sandwiches dipped in chocolate milk.

[BlueOatmeal]

PENIS! LOLOLOLOL

[Blood Serpent]

PENIS! LOLOLOLOL

Wow, that's so......fucking stupid and unoriginal.

[executioneer]

chicken cordon bleu pizza from brewery city pizza :taste

-willie

[ShaunHorsePony]

Lemon Biscuits

[ArrowX]

Salted Crackers

[Bell E. Laffs]

White bread with ranch.

[xenosoul]

nothing but i ate some cheetos earlier.

[Matt Harty]

goldfish again

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

Last thing I ate was a brownie... ROFL Ohhhh... You know the joke were you in the boyscouts, no, but I ate a brownie once... LOL OMFG... Ahhhh...

Sorry, had to get that out of my system. Been a long time since I been to I-Mockery...

Oh and I am currently eating left over Turkey and Stuffing with a big glass of water for breakfest.

[Guitar Woman]

one time this brownie came to my door and said she was selling girl scout cookies and i was all like "are they mde with real girlscouts" rofl

[executioneer]

tim's cascade wasabi potato chips

[executioneer]

tim's cascade sea salt and vinegar potato chips

[executioneer]

tim's cascade dill pickle potato chips

[MetalMilitia]

one time this brownie came to my door and said she was selling girl scout cookies and i was all like "are they mde with real girlscouts" rofl

if you are going to take jokes from the adams family you could at least do them right. >:

[Matt Harty]

honey bun

[ziggytrix]

coffee.

[MetalMilitia]

GINSTERS Deepfill Chicken & Mushroom slice

[TheBoogieman]

Left over Chinese Food and a Pop Tart

[Guitar Woman]

coffee.
You can't EAT coffee :rolleyes

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

A Cold Sausage McMuffin with Egg.

[ziggytrix]

an ice-cold coca-cola

[maggiekarp]

Sunflower seeds.

After eating them all day once I couldn't fall asleep for awhile 'cause it felt like I still had them in my mouth :/

[Guitar Woman]

God damnit ziggy, you can't EAT coca-cola! Make a seperate thread for drinks you jerk! >:

[MetalMilitia]

Glass of milk

[Guitar Woman]

You retard don't eat glass that could kill you.

[MetalMilitia]

ok glass of very (very) soft cheese, sheesh :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

Stop eating glass stupid

[Matt Harty]

http://www.painetworks.com/photos/ce/ce0290.JPG

HUR HUR YOU GUYS CANT EAT A LIQUID GUYS YOU CANT EAT A LIQUID GUYS YOU CANT EAT A LIQUID MAYBE IF I SAY IT AGAIN SOMEONE WILL RESPOND TO ME :( :( I NEED TO SHUT UP IN THIS THREAD TOO

[Sacks]

Spicy combination fried rice and an eggroll. Totally sweet.

[executioneer]

cranberry bagel with cream cheese

[Fahrenheit 1337]

I'm not eating anything now, but I had Frootloops for breakfast. :P

[Matt Harty]

pennicilin and a honey bun :(

[Guitar Woman]

I'm not eating anything now, but I had Frootloops for breakfast. :P
Bastard! >=0

I'm eating beef jerky. Best snackfood ever ^_^

[Chojin]

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THE WRAPPER LOL HAHA WHAT NOW TURNAROUND IS A BITCH AM I RIG-

I had some 2-day-old salad in a diner take-home box. I was told it had ranch on it but didn't see any so i poured some caesar dressing on it (haha high five guys) and it was okay. the lettuce was all brown though. there was chicken present so it wasn't all bad.

[ItalianStereotype]

peanut butter and beef jerkey sandwich with homemade sweet potato fries :o

[ItalianStereotype]

now I'm eating pasta fagiole :D

[ziggytrix]

leftover mac'n'cheese with broccoli and ham :yum

actually it's in the microwave right now, but i will be eating it shortly

[executioneer]

i just had a blue raspberry jolly rancher

[Chojin]

i made a fantastic skittles drink that I'll share with you all in depth later

[MetalMilitia]

It was Dr Pepper and skittles right?

[Rongi]

Rosemary and oliveoil flavored trisquits

[Shyandquietguy]

I tried a Butterfinger crisp. It's good! They changed the texture around enough to actually make a difference. Only problem is that it tastes like their Butterfinger ice cream bars, except without the ice cream.

I am also in love with these limited edition peanut butter filled Crunch bars.

Thank you Grocery Food Outlet, may you outlive your dollar store competitors.

[SUFFER]

black pepper doritos , cannibus candy and beeer and smoke

[Emu]

:themoreyouknow

[Shyandquietguy]

I'm eating a bluebelly muffin!

I'm a berry full berry belly!

[Matt Harty]

oreo ice pop thing

[Big Papa Goat]

$1 Ikea breakfast :D

[nintylizard]

Wow, sounds um... tasty :/ I'm eating a chocolate eclair :) they rock!!!

[fungusamongus]

yogurt

[nothing4buddha]

english muffin

[FurankuS]

Corned beef (not a sandwich, just corned beef) with maple syrup on it.

[ziggytrix]

a bottle of Chateau Ste Michelle ('01 merlot left at my place by relatives last weekend) and a Chocolate Moose bar (IDK it's a candy bar with a picture of a moose on the wrapper I have no clue where my dad got it but he left it in my fridge also from last weekend)

[executioneer]

pizza hut thin crust pepperoni lovers +xtra sauce and cheese

[Dina S Burroughs]

a toasted cinnamon and raisin bagel with sour cream and chives cream cheese...i wish i was eating a crepe...

[GADZOOKS]

black pepper doritos , cannibus candy and beeer and smoke

[fungusamongus]

lakrisals

interesting (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakrisal)

[Sacks]

Glazed donut.



..I really just kind of missed this thread. :tear

[Sethomas]

I just prepared myself cod with mild curry, lemmon pepper, and garlic. It was good.

[Pub Lover]

Pizza (no cheese)

[Fathom Zero]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch - The Generic Brand.

[xbxDaniel]

Cheerios, sin milk.

[Womti]

cigarette. (marlboro)

[xbxDaniel]

You're a manly man aren't ya?

Cheerios, with milk.

[Womti]

ok, cigarette and a piece of bread. with cheese. happy?

[xbxDaniel]

I'll never be happy until you come back into my life. :(

Now just the milk from the bowl, which tastes like it's beginning to sour.

[Womti]

I'll never be happy until you come back into my life. :(

:eek

[Womti]

I'm sorry, but just WTF are you talking about?

[Acidlump]

beef ramen noodles

[Fathom Zero]

Chicken Ramen can kick Beef Ramen's ass. Yet, somehow I have a case of the stuff.

I'm eatin' Frosted Flakes, yo.

[maggiekarp]

A baby carrot


baby carrot FTW

[Moobs]

Melted cheese sandwhich with ketchup >:

[liquidstatik]

potatoe soup. :D

[glowbelly]

i just had a york peppermint patty klondike bar man was it good

[liquidstatik]

that does sound good. :o

[TwinkieFace]

I'm eating a chicken tender or whatever from Chilis and I must say that it's probably the oddest looking chicken I've ever seen

but it does taste pretty good :yum

[Womti]

spaghetti with tabasco. big mistake, BELIEVE YOU ME

[liquidstatik]

my grandma made me some chicken nuggets, and they taste like plastic. but i don't want to hurt her feelings, so i'm eating them anyway. :(

[MarioRPG]

Life Cereal.
:/

[TwinkieFace]

That's some good cereal to eat plain without any milk because then you get the FULL EFFECT of the sugar crystals


mmm.

[glowbelly]

peanut butter sandwich and v8 fusion mango something juice that is very tasty

[EisigerBiskuit]

Water coffee and crackers :O

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Microwaved browny.

[xbxDaniel]

Cherry Freeze.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000CDEHX.01-ATFLPAIOVB7O0._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[executioneer]

triple chocolate dove bar

[ItalianStereotype]

Cadbury Cream Eggs!

[executioneer]

cadbury caramel egg :eek

[Esuohlim]

Jose Ole chimichangas :gross

[Sam]

the skin off my lips =(

[Pub Lover]

Oh man, I tear the skin off my lips with my teeth. It hurts and tastes yucky, so I do not know why it is a habit.

[Guitar Woman]

SNOW :eek

[MetalMilitia]

Im drinking beer and smoking a cigarette. :badass :cancer :liverdisease

[executioneer]

SNOW :eek

yeah what the fuck is up with this snow shit

[ItalianStereotype]

it's like 90 degrees down here :<

[Guitar Woman]

The snow is melting now ;_;

[Pharaoh]

A chocolate truffle.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Salad (I gotta get more into my diet.

[Misdemonar]

flesh of nintendo nerds.

[Womti]

bread with some sort of oily herbal crap on it
tastes ok

[StupidNinja]

I just finished my nutricious breakfast;

Bacon & eggs
white saucages
black pudding
sweet mashed potatoes
and a nice PINT of Guinness

cus,that's how people in europe breakfast...

[WhiteRat]

An apple before I go to bed.

[sadie]

lavendar marshmallow peeps bunnies. :(

[Terra]

A banana. Monkey food.

[maggiekarp]

Liver, onion, and mushrooms

OH YES

[executioneer]

fortune cookie

[xbxDaniel]

A cucumber.

[executioneer]

gross

[xbxDaniel]

:(

[executioneer]

I'M SORRY I JUST DONT LIKE CUCUMBERS (unpickled)

[MetalMilitia]

Im not eating anything now but eariler I was eating cheese on crackers.

[Terra]

End of the day. Another banana. Just like the beginning of the day. I should be swinging from a tree by now.

[ArrowX]

Mountain dew, Soda Crackers and Orange Juice! In the same glass!!

[VolCanon]

When i found out that bananas are 23 cents (where any snack was like $1 or more), I started buying bananas every day from the farm market near my university. I'm a fruit-eating cheapass.

[Pub Lover]

A sliced smoked-style tofu and Diet Salad Dressing sandwich, and a mug of microwaved freshly squeezed orange juice.

The mug has an owl on it.

[MLE]

Lasagna and hard cider

[Staxeon]

A sliced smoked-style tofu and Diet Salad Dressing sandwich, and a mug of microwaved freshly squeezed orange juice.

The mug has an owl on it.

W...T...F....I'm sending u some meat and a beer.

Why do you microwave the OJ?

[executioneer]

man pub lover is a vegan because he hates animals don't do that :eek

[Pub Lover]

Willie! :love

[Staxeon]

man pub lover is a vegan because he hates animals don't do that :eek

If he hated animals wouldn't he want them all dead?

And I still don't get why you would microwave orange juice.

[Pub Lover]

Yes I want all the animals dead, but if I buy and eat them, that means the farmers raise even more animals. True they get slaughtered in the end, but only a bad farmer kills all his stock at once. :(

Eating animals = More animals.

I like the taste of microwaved OJ. :(

Right now I am eating cheeseless pizza with yeastless dough, because I can't have yeast at the moment. It has tofu slices, mushrooms, and pineapple with the tomato paste on top. :(

[Staxeon]

Yes I want all the animals dead, but if I buy and eat them, that means the farmers raise even more animals. True they get slaughtered in the end, but only a bad farmer kills all his stock at once. :(

Eating animals = More animals.

Ya know, that actually makes alot of sense. Damn, I wish they weren't so tastey though.

[Supafly345]

Who gives a damn, they eat eachother, why can't we eat them too?

[Pub Lover]

If we kill them all, then they stop eating each other.

However, if you like the taste, go ahead and eat them.

No one should live their life by my flawed logic.

[Terra]

Why can't you have yeast? Is that some part of the animal thing or just a temporay thing?

[Pub Lover]

Temporary, I'm on an even stricter diet for six months while on this drug course. Apparently organ failure isn't on my to do list.

[Terra]

I guess I missed that thread.

[DeadKennedys]

I guess I missed that thread.

Yeah, I guess you did.

[MetalMilitia]

I'm not eating anything because I need to go shopping.

[sadie]

chex mix from the machine. :(

[Terra]

I ran out of bananas. Fuji apples and cheese.

[Esuohlim]

Raisin Bran

[Terra]

I just got back from Ruby Tuesdays. I ate half of a "Plain Jane" burger and saved the rest for tonight.

[Guitar Woman]

for a minute i thought you said PJlane and I was all what the hell :(

[Terra]

Tonight I'm cooking dinner for 7 people. I don't know what to make. I can't order out because it's cheating.