A Diatribe on OAO

[Sethomas]

Yes, this deserves its own thread. Every time I think about OAO, I get an aneurysm and have to stop what I'm doing. So, I'm doing something about it. Hopefully this puts an end to an era.

To The One and Only:
I thought I’d just point out a few things.

You strive to be an intellectual, but the one thing detaining you from ever reaching such an accolade is not simply your impeccable lack of character, but more your abounding negative character. You came to the philosophy board under the guise of an Ivory Tower rhetorician (not that you did so very well), and after some time you decided that this provided an a posteriori to become a valued member of the I-mockery community as a whole. It’s doubtful that real fraternité exists presently in the boards, and it’s debatable whether it ever did at all. But you obviously have fought hard for acceptance of some sort, and to do this you must have decided to “open up” to us. Hence, your copious literature in the Loveline forum and more recently in your "outrageous" thread.

These posts revealed the crux of your identity: you are so naïve that you don’t realize you’re naïve. Regardless of how astutely you measure your present success with the ladies, your episode with Marissa or Melissa or Murphy or whatever revealed that your megalomaniacal quest for intellectual superiority has left a total void, eine ganze Entäuserung, in your social coping skills. This implies that intellectualism, pseudo as it may be, was the result of acute incompatibility with any actual social setting. You couldn’t compete with the alpha crowd, so you attempted to justify yourself with superiority in that in which you “excelled”. Your ardent support of Libertarianism suggests that you desired some niche into which you might fit, the irony thereof not withstanding.

For some time, as evidenced by your expansion on the boards, you have decided that your character should be more evolved beyond an loquacious automaton programmed with economic theory. So, you told us about your first “encounter” with the opposite sex, even though any sliver of common sense would dictate that your boasting about it would be akin to Edward the Confessor bragging about his torturous execution being an orgasmic rimjob.

So, you’re naïve in that you’re socially inept. That’s just one strike, right? Not quite. For years sucked into the abyss of your own self-pity, you’ve come to be the gravitational center of your entire universe to such an abnormal extent that you’re blind to anything but revelry in your own greatness. I’m sure you’re capable of getting good enough grades and test scores that you can place into a good college (I know from experience that the socially helpless excel at such), and if you don’t come to terms with reality before then it will destroy you. As Vonnegut says, the travesty of joining a large collective is that you invariably meet Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. You’re intelligent, but not remarkably so. You’re not excruciatingly ugly, but that you could become a model is laughable. Your habits, hobbies, interests, and personality might impress the local hilljacks, but any Ivy Leaguer would choke on their scones before finding anything impressive about them. If you’re as egocentric as you posit yourself to be on the boards then your universe will inevitably collapse once you enter the real world.

So, it comes back to your painful lack of character. The problem with creating a thread about how “outrageous” you are is that it thereby lays down all your cards. You reduced yourself to a few sentences with the clear intention of impressing us, and you simply fail. For sake of comparison I’d gladly enumerate my own eccentricities (including my large penis), but that would defeat the purpose. Why? Because fighting to establish identity only proves invariably a lack thereof. Come on, did you really think that telling people on the internet that you’re a body-builder, and then photographing yourself in an unintentionally hilarious flexed pose, can be anything other than pathetic? In my high school years I had a hell of a lot to learn, and I was at times so pathetic it burns me to remember those instances. I have plenty to learn still! But I learned from my mistakes, though more than once I barely survived. You convey no lack of desire for improvement, because you’re constantly forced to the defensive. You’ve convinced yourself that you’re good enough, and so you hesitate to change. Guess what: you’re not.

[dreaddi]

Sorry to be OT, but there's no such word as "Entäuserung" in german. Did you mean Entäuschung (disappointment)?

[Sethomas]

I borrowed the word from Marx just for the sake of irony in this context. I double-checked the spelling, and there is indeed a second "s" in it; "Entäusserung". My translation of the Economic and Philosophic Manuscripts of 1884 has it as "alienation", and it is in regards to religious disenfranchisement. Interestingly, I found elsewhere that Marx says for "self-alienation" the word "Selbstentfremdung". See, I had to check this because I was damn sure that the aforementioned was a real word, even though it's been almost three years since I've read Marx seriously.

[Chojin]

I think OAO is the better man for not having made a thread like this.

[McClain]

I think OAO is the better man for not having made a thread like this.

I don't think he could if he tried.

[Dole]

He does provide a lot of entertainiment value. Those photos were fucking amazing.

[Helm]

I for one think this thread is good. Almost makes Seth worthwhile. It's pretentious, sure, but it's funny, and sad, and for the most part, rings true.

The main thing that I think you Chojin, certainly myself and as it seems Seth also, for various reasons, have once in our lives been OAOish enough to understand the full extent of the current hilarity. It's not only that OAO should be mocked on principle (which he should, of course) it's also that, unlike ME VS KAHL ZOMG, the critiques are not fabricated. They're not summed out of nothing or total reaching over little silly things. The mocking is not an end it itself. The critique is pertinent and if it breaks through and oao actually considers it, it's gonna benefit him a lot.

[mburbank]

I am happy to say I have never read any OAO in Lovelline, and I dropped out of the "I'm outrageous" thread early on.

As the emminent sage Howard Stern aptly pointed out, Sharon Stone describes herself to interviewers as "Ferociously intelligent". Albert Eintein never told anyone he was "Ferociously Intelligent".

If you count up the number of spelling errors in this thread, multiply them twice times half your age, the resut will be your 'lucky' number.

[Helm]

Sharon Stone describes herself to interviewers as "Ferociously intelligent". Albert Eintein never told anyone he was "Ferociously Intelligent".

ad hominem, you homo. (here I don't really think you're a homo although if it was indeed the fact I wouldn't be surpised given that you are a smelly jew!) regardless of how abert intin discribed himself, he was as intelligent as he was, and stone was as intelligent as she was. OAO is intelligent. he can grasp subjects, as long as they're not about him being not having a chance in hell of becoming a model (seriously, he's discussing this in loveline. the thread is pure gold and you're missing out) or his hideously ugly manthighs. That's what we're trying to get through: that he's intelligent and he should use this intelligence to inspect his sorry self more

[Yggdrasill]

My lucky number is 90!

When's OAO going to get here? Defend yourself valiantly upon these haters of your uhm, splendid deeds and fortunes.

And all I can say, Dole, is that there was a time when narcissism was the only thing that kept me alive.

Now really what the hell does that mean? I mean REALLY WTF?! When I was feeling VERY suicidal, actually more like commiting, it was the people around me who wanted to keep me alive and eventually won. It felt to me like having a complete loss of self preservation, no thoughts about me staying alive, just reasons about how i'm a horrible person and should be out of existence, not some "outrageously hot pre-model socialite(which I totally am now) whose love for himself kept him alive". So please tell me that narcissism did not save you from suicide because that is total bullshit.

And if you can't answer than someone please explain how that would make sense because this guy needs to analyze himself with some sort of therapy session lastin' 90 days i'm sure of it.

[The One and Only...]

This thread made me LOL.

For one thing, my antics on this board are just that: antics. My INTENTION is to be humorous, but apparently you just don't grasp that.

I'll admit I'm egocentric, and even somewhat socially inept, but in reality I'm not quite as naive as you think I am (at least not since Marissa).

Narcissism kept me alive. The conditions in my life were horrible. This was around the time I developed my anarchist beliefs, and the combination of the stress from living in a Statist society which I rejected and the lack of anyone to relate to left me void. This was also a time where I, in hindsight, was sitting somewhere between social circles; I left some of my old friends behind but had none to really turn to. The only thing that stopped me from going down the highway instead of across the street was a deep self-respect and belief that I could do something to change the future.

[Gurlugon]

I only post topical nonsensicals in order to avoid dropping hints on my foibles and having them picked apart like this, huys.

OAO is twice the man I am, would be three times save the 'flexibility.

[ziggytrix]

the stress from living in a Statist society

more about

[The One and Only...]

I'm a market anarchist. I hate the State. I think it is a corrupt corporatist tool. What more is there to say?

[Chojin]

You're going to have to either:

1. Work to change it
2. Accept it
3. Go elsewhere

Just bitching about how mean the world is isn't going to make it any easier to cope with it.

[mburbank]

Okay, so, is this

"the combination of the stress from living in a Statist society which I rejected and the lack of anyone to relate to left me void."

The kind of stuff you mean to be funny? Because it's hysterical.

If what you mean is to portray a totally fictional persona who's utterly self absorbed, has only the most hamfisted inkling of the existance of others and is a complete blowhard, it's very funny.

If you mean to convey information about your actual self, if your posts are in any way related to how you actually think and what you actually think about, then they are sad.

My guess is that your intent is not humor at all. You want to be percieved as puckish, droll, a bon vivant. And therein is the whole damn problem. If you were ANY of those things (or even just funny) you wouldn't need to constantly tell us. Do I write threads titled "I just realized I'm a great comedy writer!" Does Mock write threads titled "I just realized I make up for genital inadequacy by having a huge website!" Will you write future threads titled "Boy was I ever an enormous asshole!"?

[Yggdrasill]

This thread made me LOL.

For one thing, my antics on this board are just that: antics. My INTENTION is to be humorous, but apparently you just don't grasp that.

I'll admit I'm egocentric, and even somewhat socially inept, but in reality I'm not quite as naive as you think I am (at least not since Marissa).

Narcissism kept me alive. The conditions in my life were horrible. This was around the time I developed my anarchist beliefs, and the combination of the stress from living in a Statist society which I rejected and the lack of anyone to relate to left me void. This was also a time where I, in hindsight, was sitting somewhere between social circles; I left some of my old friends behind but had none to really turn to. The only thing that stopped me from going down the highway instead of across the street was a deep self-respect and belief that I could do something to change the future.
Okay I get it OAO, but it's a total lie. If you had any self respect I don't think you'd be here talkin' all that jazz.

Do you say "please, sir, and thank you" to yourself?

If you truly do change the future Marty Mcfly because you've convinced yourself of a destiny unbecoming of what i've gathered about you, I will automatically shut down my central nervous system with an impaling motion. Your trying to say you make out your life to be antics on the internet and what does that say about you.

I could make out my life as antics, but would anyone be impressed? Would they just tell me to shut up/go away/die/stickyourpenisinyourass, or would I be unlucky enough to get positive responses? Maybe you want people here to not believe you because you can post solid concrete words in defense that make it easier in your mind to lie to real people by saying the same things over and over until you've perfected that lie.

It's funny to hear and make fun of your antics but the the end of this post says everything about your 'intentions'

How do you know your not really so naïve? Is that really something you can know? Your young and i'm sure you think you've been through a lot of shit which is probably were you get your self respect from because you've overcome some adversity(huh fatty? whitey?)

But let me guess, you're running all out of adversity and you need something new to 'overcome' and be reborn a more knowing person. Might be bi-sexual? That could mean trouble! And when you decide in the end you'll be all the more intelligent. You go girl and follow that rainbow!

Should you be a model? Should you? I don't know everyone here seems to disagree. Adversity hoy!

Is your penis gonna grow so large that you'll be able to perform the family guy episode about chris' giant penis in the nude? Entirely with the veins on the penis of course, not you acting as chris. Or will you have changed the world so much by altering it's spin with your penis when you turn too quickly with a boner on the way to paris France for your latest fashion shots and thus plummeting the earth into the sun a la armaggedon? Ironically re-writing the bible at the time?

MAKE SURE YOU STILL POSTING BY THEN SO WE ALL KNOW WHO TO BLAME MOTHERFUCKER HA HA SHE MOCK HE MOCK WE MOCK I MOCK YOU MOCK THEY MOCK SHE MOCK SHE BOPPA LOU MOCK/CYNDI LAUPER PORODY M Y INTENTIANS WERE HILLARISA I"M SORRY :(

This thread might become the diatribe of the century!

[The One and Only...]

Directed to Burbank:

Some of what I say is fairly honest, but other times I go out of my way to sound extremely egotistical/cocky/OAOish for the sake of humor.

For example, I am what I listed in the Outrageous thread, but the only reason I made the thread was to be funny.

And in that particular quote, I was being serious.

[ziggytrix]

I'm a market anarchist. I hate the State. I think it is a corrupt corporatist tool. What more is there to say?

How has it ever affected you, personally?

[Mockery]

Do I write threads titled "I just realized I'm a great comedy writer!" Does Mock write threads titled "I just realized I make up for genital inadequacy by having a huge website!"
That's right Max, keep biting the hand that feeds... then wonder why it quickly becomes the fist that spelunks.

And for the record people, you know that Atlas guy holding up the world? Well that's really OAO. So stop questioning his mighty legs, cuz without those mighty twin towers of his, we'd all be fucked.

http://www.zonalatina.com/Zldata132u.jpg
nevar4get

:imock

[The One and Only...]

I'm forced to go to school, aren't I?

Animal, this is a message board. If I wanted adversity, I'd get it in real life. And I sure as hell don't think I can change the world on I-Mockery.

Mock, that was great.

[ziggytrix]

I'm forced to go to school, aren't I?

So you hate the state and declare yourself an anarchist because you don't wanna go to school? Excuse me while I go laugh til blood comes outta my nose.

[The One and Only...]

Ziggy, it's not about what the State has done to me, personally. It's about what the State has done, will do, and will continue to do as long as it exists.

[Yggdrasill]

Your gonna save the world one day!

[AChimp]

Narcissism kept me alive.

Translation: "I'd kill myself, but I love me too much."

[The One and Only...]

You know what?

Fuck this thread, fuck this forum, and fuck you people.

Maybe I do define myself by adversity. Maybe I do sabotage myself.

That thing with Marissa? I knew I was making it worse.

That thing with the "open" relationship? I knew that might cause damage.

I just turned down a group of friends under the guise that I need to workout, despite the fact that I desperately want the contact.

Do you know why I do this shit? I sure as hell don't. All I know is that I'm one bipolar motherfucker, and in my upcycle I build myself up, and in my down cycle I break down everything I've strived towards in the social realm. All I know is that I'm logically inconsistant with myself, so I choose to analyze other things.

I finally see that it isn't the other people. It's myself. I'm the cause. But it's not the way I act, it's who I am. And there's nothing I can do to change that. If people are going to reject me, there's not much I can do but hold onto my egoism.

So if I'm that guy holding up the fucking globe, guess what? Atlas Shrugged.

[Yggdrasill]

Oops my bad OAO, i've had too much redbull and you remind me of me so it's easy to criticize.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b103/ComaHack/Messyhair.jpg

plz 4give, i'll give you a redbull

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b103/ComaHack/plz.jpg

omg guys i take credit for his outburst thanks atlas shrugged by ayn ryand(or something) and i knew it, he's gonna cause armaggedon

[AChimp]

I think a more apt finish would be "Fievel farted," because this thread measures up better to mouse farts than something world-shattering.

[Dole]

Narcissism kept me alive. The conditions in my life were horrible. This was around the time I developed my anarchist beliefs, and the combination of the stress from living in a Statist society which I rejected and the lack of anyone to relate to left me void. This was also a time where I, in hindsight, was sitting somewhere between social circles; I left some of my old friends behind but had none to really turn to. The only thing that stopped me from going down the highway instead of across the street was a deep self-respect and belief that I could do something to change the future.

I can't think of anything suitable to say to convey the hilarity and the absurdity of the above. A triumph.

OAO: I know you get a lot of piss-taking on here, but come on lad, there is 'setting yourself up for it', then there's 'jumping headlong in to it, screaming like a banshee', and then there's you.

[Chojin]

But it's not the way I act, it's who I am. And there's nothing I can do to change that.
Sure there is. After all, you're heteroflexible.

[kellychaos]

Stretch Atlas :fantasticone

The insane know that they're insane? How could they possibly know that?! >:

If they had the power of transcendence, they'd not only be able to look upon themselves but also farther out onto the norm of masses and really acknowledge that they may look a wee bit silly in comparison.

Then again, with a gigantic, veinous, pulsing, throbbing super-ego would they really care?

I'm at a loss. :/

[dreaddi]

I borrowed the word from Marx just for the sake of irony in this context. I double-checked the spelling, and there is indeed a second "s" in it; "Entäusserung". My translation of the Economic and Philosophic Manuscripts of 1884 has it as "alienation", and it is in regards to religious disenfranchisement. Interestingly, I found elsewhere that Marx says for "self-alienation" the word "Selbstentfremdung". See, I had to check this because I was damn sure that the aforementioned was a real word, even though it's been almost three years since I've read Marx seriously.

oooh I see it now, sorry.

[MetalMilitia]

I wonder if oao is taking another hiatus. I hope he does and then comes back with some new image starting the whole cycle all over again.

[Sethomas]

Just so you know, OAO, I wasn't meaning to be aggressive or insulting so much as simply realistic. I know what it's like to be hopeless, and so it'd be hypocritical of me to just call you a sophist moron and leave it at that. I don't care if you leave or stay on the boards, but your posts would be much more palattable if you were to come to terms with who you are and to whence you are to go from there.

Just please don't take that to mean that I want the buttsex. Even if I do, just drop that idea.

[Lotida]

You all have spent quite some time analyzing OAO. If you didn't care about him...you wouldn't have bothered.

OAO...it's all out of love man...all out of love! :)

[Helm]

I finally see that it isn't the other people. It's myself. I'm the cause. But it's not the way I act, it's who I am. And there's nothing I can do to change that. If people are going to reject me, there's not much I can do but hold onto my egoism.

IDIOT! Forget this retarded 'I am who I am' bulshit. You're supposed to be a libertarian! Change yourself. Understand how yourself operates, hinder your instincts, override your compulsions, control. Go on, cry about the BAD MACHINE STATE doing whatever it wants with you when you can't even keep your own self in line. Jesus, you're such a fake.

[Supafly345]

God help us if everyone was unable to change from when they were superficial teenagers.

[Helm]

most superficial teenagers don't claim to be libertarianists FOR POWER

[The One and Only...]

Ya know, I was just in a really bad mood when I posted on here. I get like that sometimes. I just hope IS forgives me for spouting it at him on AIM... :(

My posts on here are in many cases meant to be funny, but the reason that it works so well is because it contains a grain of truth. I will always be, on some level, a narcissist. I've found that one must love themselves before they can love someone else. And yes, I'll admit, I'm quite happy with my intelligence, improving physique, and recent success with the ladies.

It's also true that in the past I've sabotaged myself. I was being honest there. I don't know why; some part of me might be masochistic. But I'm getting better at avoding all that. At least with the latest "open relationship" thing, I had something to gain - it was more of a calculated risk than anything else.

My improvement means that I can change and there might still be hope. And so, I find that some of the answers to my quest of self-actualization might come from the most unlikely of things: other people.

Regardless, my conclusions toward libertarianism and anarcho-capitalism were not a result of my egoism. After all, why wouldn't I just support a monarchy where I was king if such were the case?

[Chojin]

You're not bi-polar. You're 16.

[Helm]

Ya know, I was just in a really bad mood when I posted on here. I get like that sometimes. I just hope IS forgives me for spouting it at him on AIM... :(

I think the only way for IS to forgive you would call for you to bend over while he fucks you right in the butthole. Get to it.

My posts on here are in many cases meant to be funny, but the reason that it works so well is because it contains a grain of truth.

No, idiot. You're only funny unintentionally. You're not a comedic genious. In fact, you've not once made a 'joke' as far as I can recall. Don't flatter yourself. We're laughing AT you, not with you. We're laughing because it's almost impossible to believe that someone could be so self-centered, yet have so little to feel superior about. You're the proof that even the most humbly equipped creatures have a full soul, OAO.


I will always be, on some level, a narcissist.

Congratulations for coming to terms with an aspect of your idiocy. Now deal with it.

I've found that one must love themselves before they can love someone else.

That's not narcissism, jerk, it's basic self-asteem. It doesn't include posting pictures flexing on the internet, for christ's sake.

And yes, I'll admit, I'm quite happy with my intelligence, improving physique, and recent success with the ladies.

Yeah because you're not a base animal at all, living according to it's most atavistic leanings. Thanks for, with just a simple sentence, proving more than ever before what an intellectual poseur you are. You want to be successful SO BAD it's funny and sad to watch. You don't want to be aware of yourself, or of the human condition and that would be FINE if you hadn't played yourself like a political activist and crap. Man, when you discover college life it's going to get worse.

My improvement means that I can change and there might still be hope. And so, I find that some of the answers to my quest of self-actualization might come from the most unlikely of things: other people.

Self-actualization? Are you insane? Here you're unwittingly admitting that the small head is doing most of the thinking and you have the nerve to go on about a fucking QUEST of self-actualization? Chill, geekboy, you're as far lost up your own ass as ever before. Run back to the gym and do some more bench-presses, idiot. Who would have known that all it would take for you to be happy would be retarded muscle mass, girls and self-professed intelectual superiority. Yeah, OAO, you're very deep. Right. up. the. butt.


Regardless, my conclusions toward libertarianism and anarcho-capitalism were not a result of my egoism. After all, why wouldn't I just support a monarchy where I was king if such were the case?

what you believe in isn't the issue. that you believe in them so you can pick up chicks is sadly, the case. Trust me, OAO, I know you better than you know yourself. I've been there, and I did my best to get the hell out of there and gosh, you seem to be firmly entrenched in retardation.

[The One and Only...]

No, idiot. You're only funny unintentionally. You're not a comedic genious. In fact, you've not once made a 'joke' as far as I can recall. Don't flatter yourself. We're laughing AT you, not with you. We're laughing because it's almost impossible to believe that someone could be so self-centered, yet have so little to feel superior about. You're the proof that even the most humbly equipped creatures have a full soul, OAO.

You don't have the ability to tell what I'm thinking, Helm. Period.

Congratulations for coming to terms with an aspect of your idiocy. Now deal with it.

The key, Helm, is "on some level."

Narcissism - The attribute of the human psyche charactized by admiration of oneself but within normal limits. Source: www.dictionary.com

That's not narcissism, jerk, it's basic self-asteem. It doesn't include posting pictures flexing on the internet, for christ's sake.

...which I did because people had been badgering me about it for YEARS.

Yeah because you're not a base animal at all, living according to it's most atavistic leanings. Thanks for, with just a simple sentence, proving more than ever before what an intellectual poseur you are. You want to be successful SO BAD it's funny and sad to watch. You don't want to be aware of yourself, or of the human condition and that would be FINE if you hadn't played yourself like a political activist and crap. Man, when you discover college life it's going to get worse.

So because I'm happy with my traits, I can't be curious about the world around me and possess intellectual thought? Successful at what, anyway? If any one here has an ego, it's you, considering how you think you know me so well and all. Yes Helm, I'm sure you've got me all figured out. :rolleyes

Self-actualization? Are you insane? Here you're unwittingly admitting that the small head is doing most of the thinking and you have the nerve to go on about a fucking QUEST of self-actualization? Chill, geekboy, you're as far lost up your own ass as ever before. Run back to the gym and do some more bench-presses, idiot. Who would have known that all it would take for you to be happy would be retarded muscle mass, girls and self-professed intelectual superiority. Yeah, OAO, you're very deep. Right. up. the. butt.

What I'm admitting is that I like myself. So what? Just because I'm happy with myself doesn't mean that I can't be on the path towards improving even more.

what you believe in isn't the issue. that you believe in them so you can pick up chicks is sadly, the case. Trust me, OAO, I know you better than you know yourself. I've been there, and I did my best to get the hell out of there and gosh, you seem to be firmly entrenched in retardation.

Helm, anarcho-capitalism doesn't get you laid. If anything, it gets you shunned. Just. quit. talking. shit. OK? You might want to start analyzing your own illusion of superiority.

[Helm]

You don't have the ability to tell what I'm thinking, Helm. Period.

OR DO I

but within normal limits.

I think it's safe to say, that given your physical appearance and your personality, you've fucked the normal limits, slit their throat and dumped them in the river

...which I did because people had been badgering me about it for YEARS.

NOBODY was b..b..badgering you to post pictures with your pants legs tucked up and flexing. They were b bb bbadgering you to post pictures so they could make fun of you. That first fencing picture was so great they wanted more. and what did you do? In your head (remember. I can read your mind.) you went 'I'll show them! I'll post a picture of myself being AWESOME hence, the flex picture. Do you realize how hilarious you look in that picture? Did your mom realize how hilarious you look in that picture when she took it for you? Jesus, man.

So because I'm happy with my traits, I can't be curious about the world around me and possess intellectual thought? Successful at what, anyway? If any one here has an ego, it's you, considering how you think you know me so well and all. Yes Helm, I'm sure you've got me all figured out. :rolleyes

Your traits are only making you happy to the extent that they provide for the social support that you so desperately crave. starting with your huge wang right down to flexy pictures. You're rediculous. You want praise so bad, and where praise cannot be had, you'll settle with attention of all kinds. I'm probably getting you off in that regard here as well but so be it.

You're not a psychological enigma, OAO. you're a 16 year old boy. You're not hard to figure out. You've shown us so much of yourself in the last year or so you've been around here it's hard not to know what you're all about. Get over it.

What I'm admitting is that I like myself. So what?

You don't like yourself. You want people to like you so you can like yourself. Do you understand the difference? Remember. I can read your mind, so don't lie to me.

Helm, anarcho-capitalism doesn't get you laid.

Sure it does. If you knew how to sell it. If you know how not to go all ANSWER THE QUESTION on people, being a goat-fucking satan worshipper gets you laid. Just as long as - in lack of an actual personality - you collect enough labels for yourself, you can successfully make people believe there's more to you than a huge misaligned jawbone and scary manthighs. "Did you know I was in modelling once?"

Just. quit. talking. shit. OK?

Isn't. it. great. doing. what. other. people. do?

You might want to start analyzing your own illusion of superiority.

I don't think people are inferior or superior to each other. I don't think I'm better than you. People go in a lot of different directions in life. I think you're just sad and you can be less sad if you listen to me and get your head out of your ass. Hopefully, regardless of me or anybody else in this forum, when you're significantly less of a teenager than now, you're going to be fucked right hard by your surroundings enough to reconsider a lot of this crap anyway, but I try now because I'm a gentle, loving person, OAO. I'm here for you. Hang on and we'll make it through the rain, little buddy.

[mburbank]

Okay, I'm bored now.

[The One and Only...]

OR DO I

Technically, I think that's impossible.

I think it's safe to say, that given your physical appearance and your personality, you've fucked the normal limits, slit their throat and dumped them in the river

She CHEATED on me!!! >:

NOBODY was b..b..badgering you to post pictures with your pants legs tucked up and flexing. They were b bb bbadgering you to post pictures so they could make fun of you. That first fencing picture was so great they wanted more. and what did you do? In your head (remember. I can read your mind.) you went 'I'll show them! I'll post a picture of myself being AWESOME hence, the flex picture. Do you realize how hilarious you look in that picture? Did your mom realize how hilarious you look in that picture when she took it for you? Jesus, man.

Yes, yes we do.

Your traits are only making you happy to the extent that they provide for the social support that you so desperately crave. starting with your huge wang right down to flexy pictures. You're rediculous. You want praise so bad, and where praise cannot be had, you'll settle with attention of all kinds. I'm probably getting you off in that regard here as well but so be it.

What social support? I don't go around whipping it out and flexing all day. It's not even praise that I want, it's acceptance.

You don't like yourself. You want people to like you so you can like yourself. Do you understand the difference? Remember. I can read your mind, so don't lie to me.

I like myself as is. The reason I want people as a whole to like me is that it helps me accomplish things that are more difficult otherwise. Individuals, of course, vary.

Sure it does. If you knew how to sell it. If you know how not to go all ANSWER THE QUESTION on people, being a goat-fucking satan worshipper gets you laid. Just as long as - in lack of an actual personality - you collect enough labels for yourself, you can successfully make people believe there's more to you than a huge misaligned jawbone and scary manthighs. "Did you know I was in modelling once?"

Riiiiight. I'm sure that's why Heather loves me so much. All those labels.

Isn't. it. great. doing. what. other. people. do?

Yes.

I don't think people are inferior or superior to each other. I don't think I'm better than you. People go in a lot of different directions in life. I think you're just sad and you can be less sad if you listen to me and get your head out of your ass. Hopefully, regardless of me or anybody else in this forum, when you're significantly less of a teenager than now, you're going to be fucked right hard by your surroundings enough to reconsider a lot of this crap anyway, but I try now because I'm a gentle, loving person, OAO. I'm here for you. Hang on and we'll make it through the rain, little buddy.

We hairy beasts need to stick together.

[mburbank]

Bored. B-O-R-E-D.

[Chojin]

CONGRATUATIONS!

YOU ARE THE INTERNET'S 1,000,000TH CUSTOMER TO USE THE PHRASE "RIIIGHT, THAT'S WHY (UNRELATED ISSUE/JOB/CIRCUMSTANCE) IS TRUE, RIGHT? :rolleyes"

HERE IS WHAT YOU'VE WON!

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A pair of British Knights sneakers!

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A trip to Universal Studios, Florida!

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And a copy of our home game!

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SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

[sadie]

this thread:

seth: BLAH BLAH BLAH
oao: BLAH BLAH BLAH
helm: BLAH BLAH BLAH
oao: BLAH BLAH BLAH
helm: BLAH BLAH BLAH
oao: BLAH BLAH BLAH

:and so on.

[Big Papa Goat]

For the record, I always thought OAO was a character.

[Dr. Boogie]

Who is John Galt?

[The One and Only...]

Your mom.

[kellychaos]

Was Heather the "incidental contact in the public swimming pool" girl"? I'm getting lost in the suds of this soap opera. I too, am getting bored.

OAO,

Please post something outrageously self-centered to liven my mood.

[The One and Only...]

Heather was the pool girl, but it was hardly incidental.

We've been going out since late April.

[sadie]

she is cute, btw.

[Chojin]

Did you download the pictures while they were up, Sadie?

[Bell E. Laffs]

yah huck use a cache maybe :domo

[Chojin]

It was only up for about 20 minutes, and she's probably refreshed the thread since then.

[sadie]

aha. i knew it was my imagination.

[kahljorn]

You guys are all liars and I hate you for it >:

I would appreciate it if you'd please not lie to the pandas. Dissassociative pandas make for bad super-heros.

[sadie]

no lie on my part. only a deleted post. :O

[kellychaos]

You show much resolve, sir. I appreciate the fact that your highly premeditated objective of of not having sex whilst remaining achingly seksay was met.

[The One and Only...]

If you guys really want to see her, I'll show you on AIM or whatnot so long as you promise not to put the pics up on the board.

She's just afraid of creepy e-stalkers :chatter

[Dr. Boogie]

How does she feel about people who share photos of her with complete strangers?

[sadie]

i'm sure it really doesn't matter. she's already probably been brainwashed into thinking this arrogantly shallow kid is totally into her for who she is. does she know about his make-out plans with another girl? (even if they did fall through.) i'm guessing no. he's yet another fake asshole trying to get his rocks off. with girls and guys now. more opportunity to feel superior to these people he's charaded for.

[Emu]

OAO, show her this thread and prove sadie wrong.

[The One and Only...]

i'm sure it really doesn't matter. she's already probably been brainwashed into thinking this arrogantly shallow kid is totally into her for who she is. does she know about his make-out plans with another girl? (even if they did fall through.) i'm guessing no. he's yet another fake asshole trying to get his rocks off. with girls and guys now. more opportunity to feel superior to these people he's charaded for.

She knew all about that. That's why I asked her if she wanted an open relationship. I found out she was crying, so I abandoned it.

And yes, I do like her for who she is. We went from weird to friendship to bf/gf. As I said before, I would give my life to save hers. I love her.

[sadie]

are you gonna ask her here?

[Emu]

i'm sure it really doesn't matter. she's already probably been brainwashed into thinking this arrogantly shallow kid is totally into her for who she is. does she know about his make-out plans with another girl? (even if they did fall through.) i'm guessing no. he's yet another fake asshole trying to get his rocks off. with girls and guys now. more opportunity to feel superior to these people he's charaded for.

She knew all about that. That's why I asked her if she wanted an open relationship. I found out she was crying, so I abandoned it.

And yes, I do like her for who she is. We went from weird to friendship to bf/gf. As I said before, I would give my life to save hers. I love her.

:lol You are the vainest, most melodramatic person I've ever met. Bra-vo.

[The One and Only...]

are you gonna ask her here?

I asked her to go to another message board that a lot of kids from my highschool post on, but she doesn't like them.

Plus, what are you, insane? My personality on here is waaaaay off.

[King Hadas]

If you ever expect to have a serious relationship with this girl than you must reveal all your secrets to her, she must know the truth oao, you can't keep living this lie.

[Emu]

Plus, what are you, insane? My personality on here is waaaaay off.

Here's where I have to ask. Are you SURE about that? I mean, this vain retard personality front you put up here can't be some attempt at humor. One, because it's not funny, it's really rather irritating. You're like the kid who gives himself a swirly at school to impress the bullies, then laughs when they take his lunch money. Two, because if one is true, that makes you an idiot, and if it's not, then it still makes you an idiot because you keep up two different "personalities" for no particular reason.

But you do seem like the kind of guy who farts in the shower, smells it and rates it on a scale of 1-10.

[The One and Only...]

My personality on here is kinda like the version of hot sauce which sacrifices flavor for extra spiciness.

[Helm]

I hope you realize. You're not funny. You're not confrontational. You're not edgy. You're just a nerd on the internet.

[Lotida]

I hope you realize. You're not funny. You're not confrontational. You're not edgy. You're just a nerd on the internet.

A nerd that YOU seem completely fascinated with! :lol

[Helm]

wow! lotida! wow! you've opened my eyes!

[Lotida]

Can't deny it can you.... :lol

[Helm]

I don't know what to do with you, Lotida. Usually I ignore you, but now you're adressing me. Should I continue to ignore you? I know this to be the most prudent course of action, since you seem to think that even negative attention is a raison d'etre, Lotida. But I just can't help myself, Lotida. I have to post to tell you that you are stupid, Lotida. What you might think are brilliant insights into this or any other topic are completely moronic, Lotida. If I ever do reply to you again, it will be to underline your stupidity again, Lotida. It is not out of concern. It is not because it's humourous. It isn't even out of anger. It is out of an ethical obligation to mock the stupid, Lotida. I-mockery, Lotida. Take your pop-psychology and stick it up your daughter's cunt, Lotida.

[Lotida]

Helm, Helm Helm... Looks like I have touched a sore subject with you! Because you cannot deny what I have pointed out, Helm, you instead turn to anger and lash out at me.

Please do not waste your time focusing on me, Helm, as I would hate to see your long, drawn-out posts against OAO go away. Helm, your fixation on him is amusing and cannot be denied.

Good times...Good times...

[!!!!]

Hey Lotida did you realize that you're obsessed with Helm being obsessed with OAO? Way to go.

[Lotida]

!!!!, don't be bitchy. I know... I know... it's the horomones talking!

[ziggytrix]

I don't know what to do with you, Lotida. Usually I ignore you, but now you're adressing me. Should I continue to ignore you? I know this to be the most prudent course of action, since you seem to think that even negative attention is a raison d'etre, Lotida. But I just can't help myself, Lotida. I have to post to tell you that you are stupid, Lotida. What you might think are brilliant insights into this or any other topic are completely moronic, Lotida. If I ever do reply to you again, it will be to underline your stupidity again, Lotida. It is not out of concern. It is not because it's humourous. It isn't even out of anger. It is out of an ethical obligation to mock the stupid, Lotida. I-mockery, Lotida. Take your pop-psychology and stick it up your daughter's cunt, Lotida.

:lol

He must be fascinated with you too! Because typing about someone on a messagebored means you're fascinated, right? You can't deny it!

[!!!!]

!!!!, don't be bitchy. I know... I know... it's the horomones talking!

This is probably the most tedious and dumb post I have ever read on this board that was directed at me. Congratulations! Gosh, I must have touched on a sore subject with you for you to declare that my totally non-bitchy post is bitchy. HAHA I'M A GIRL SO "HOROMONES" CONTROL EVERYTHING I DO! WAY TO SOCK IT TO ME!

[Helm]

watch out for lotida I hear, she's into girls

[!!!!]

HORRORMONES :O

[Emu]

more like homomones, am i right guys

[Helm]

shut the fuck up before I beat your ass, nerdboy

[Lotida]

HAHA I'M A GIRL SO "HOROMONES" CONTROL EVERYTHING I DO! WAY TO SOCK IT TO ME!

Aren't you pregnant?



Emu.........HAHAHA!! Guess you got shoved off the bandwagon!!! :P

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[Lotida]

That's what I thought! :)

[Emu]

:tear

[kellychaos]

are you gonna ask her here?

http://www.usairads.com/siteimages/clickplane.gif

Fascinating! :posh

[sadie]

it won't click.

[mburbank]

I like this thread better now.

[The One and Only...]

Guys, I just want your sweet, sweet lovin'. Was all this really necessary? :(

[kahljorn]

"He must be fascinated with you too! Because typing about someone on a messagebored means you're fascinated, right? You can't deny it!"

You must be fascinated with both of them! AND I MUST BE FASCINATED WITH YOU, AND I MUST BE FASCINATED WITH MYSELF. OH GOD.

[kellychaos]

Whore moans! :lol

[kellychaos]

Mr. OAO,

You of brooding countenance and freakishly large thighs. I will be speaking in regards to the quote I am currently using as my signature. I think it to be both cavalier and, to an extent, condescending. Further, I find it to be a blatant and thinly-veiled plea for the gays of this forum to covet you as you believe all the ladies that oggle you do. I see through your ill-conceived ruse and will have none of it. I rebuke you! What say you to these charges, sir?!

P.S. Rot in hell. :lol

[The One and Only...]

:(

[Helm]

both blatant and thinly-veiled?

[PILLOWFIGHT]

:(

HAHAHA IM HAPPIER THAN YOU HAVE FUN BEING SAD HHAHA

just kidding *shakes ur hand* TOO SLOW hahah *SPITS IN UR FACE*

[The One and Only...]

I feel like playing DDR.

[McClain]

Let the thread die.

[mburbank]

Say, what's that really odd symbol youy use as your user pic, OAO? It's intriguing and mysterious, and I really hope it draws me into a fascinating and growthful exchange about your views. I imagine a guy who uses an enigmatic symbol like that is someone I could learn a lot from, in a totally serendipitous and unexpected way, which is just what my curiosity of that symbol demands.

[Emu]

I feel like playing DDR.

STOP. PLZ

[kellychaos]

Max has smashed the christening champagne bottle on his voyage of self-discovery. Much knowledge to you sir.