FORUM EVENT: I-Mockery's "Secret Santa" Gift Swap!

[lunlun]

for real

[bigtimecow]

are these being posted on i-mockery.com eventually?

[Black Flag]

I'm only posting what I've posted so far unless I somehow get my hands on a fucking camera. I'm not gonna go to fucking radioshack and buy a goddamn camera, take oictures, go get em developed, and scan them for this shit. I've got drinking to do.

http://www.ecamerafilms.com/agtr427exwfl.html

[Mockery]

I'm only posting what I've posted so far unless I somehow get my hands on a fucking camera. I'm not gonna go to fucking radioshack and buy a goddamn camera, take oictures, go get em developed, and scan them for this shit. I've got drinking to do.
You make it sound like we're asking you to buy a digitial camera. Go buy a disposable camera for 2-3 fucking dollars and then get turn the film into CVS or whatever and they'll put it on a CD for you. Kryste...

[Schimid]

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5876/pic0276so.jpg

http://myspace-919.vo.llnwd.net/00442/91/90/442710919_l.jpg

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http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6872/pic0203az.jpg

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9232/pic0252ql.jpg

[Lycurgus1985]

Schimid, that made not one tiny bit of sense and yet I couldn't stop laughing for some reason. Good job. :P

By the way, nice Bruce Campbell smile you got there.

[Schimid]

You should see what was left on the cutting room floor. Mediocre gifts from years past like Bart Simpson Remote-Controlled Skateboard came back to do epic battle with General Horsewaggle.

[Supafly345]

I am sure the commentary you planned on putting in while taking the pictures were funny before you forgot them.

[Schimid]

yeah you'd think that

[Immortal Goat]

Allow me:

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5876/pic0276so.jpg
Fuck you guys, cameras cost money
http://myspace-919.vo.llnwd.net/00442/91/90/442710919_l.jpg
Awe, I could NEVER stay mad at YOU, I-Mockery.
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SWEET JEEZUS, I recieved a treasure trove of pure, unadulterated Christmas joy!
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i can barely contain my excitement...
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/7720/pic0073uf.jpg
Behold the majesty of the most unholy confectionary creation this side of Candy Corn, the Circus Peanut.
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/9718/pic0065mp.jpg
Look guys, I'm a Punk Rocker!
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8459/pic0044fv.jpg
This little guy is so cute, I just had to have a dental showdown with him. I won.
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/4994/pic0082lk.jpg
goddamnit, what should I do now?
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EXAGGERATED INTERNET FACE
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I know, I'll send my gifts on a vacation to scenic Floormatia
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Where it rains Circus Peanuts all day long!
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5411/pic0117fj.jpg
BEFORE THIS STORY CONTINUES I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DENTAL SHOWDOWN!
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/9544/pic0149vj.jpg
Ok, we're good. So it seems as if Farnsworth the Special Mammal thing is enjoying Floormatia, located just south of the Coathanger Islands.
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/7919/pic0157le.jpg
UH-oh, the Dead are rising and dolls are coming to life!What will I do?
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/7239/pic0162zn.jpg
At times like this, I like to keep my teeth nice and strong for the next DENTAL SHOWDOWN by chewing my nails.
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9505/pic0187tz.jpg
It's Yukon Cornelious, protector of the innocent!
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6872/pic0203az.jpg
All of a sudden, his mountaineering urge took over, and Yukon scaled the thing's body. It's ok, though, because he had just died of AIDS before Yukon had shown up.
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9232/pic0252ql.jpg
Did I tell you about how I won the National Dental Showdown that one time?

Damnit your gifts sucked. That's the best I could do.

[bigtimecow]

DENTAL SHOWDOWN
:title

[Sicktodeathmx]

Schimid has nice teeth *swoons* :P

[Lotida]

Schimid has nice teeth *swoons* :P

And a Jay Leno chin! :/

[MLE]

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/zakleno.jpg

and a jay leno nose, and jay leno eyebrows, and a jay leno jawline


ZAK LENO

[bigtimecow]

fuckin' al roker. bitin' peoples fingahs and ish

goddayom

[Seven Force]

That is one cute cat.

[MLE]

that one cute cat HATES you

[Lotida]

that one cute cat HATES you

Why would you want to be shitty to him when he was just complimenting your cat? :rolleyes

[Chojin]

:rolleyes

[MLE]

i was just clearing some things up

[Seven Force]

:rolleyes

[Chojin]

Motion to rename :rolleyes to :carnivore. Show of hands?

[Seven Force]

Why would you do that?

[Chojin]

Truth be told, I just wanted him to pick up his name in his cursory scan of all my threads and show up to tell me at length about how little he cares about my opinions.

[Seven Force]

Like the Candyman, except instead of an undead cereal killer from the projects it's a pathetic person.

[lunlun]

OMG schimid your floor is so dirty i wouldnt step on it even i would wear shoes

and i think schimid looks like cool mc cool

http://www.gwebspace.de/lunlun/schimid.jpg
http://www.gwebspace.de/lunlun/cool.JPG

[Zomboid]

Here:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/pics/gaay.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/pics/gaaay.jpg

You'll have to forgive me for not "using" the porn and taking pictures of it :)

Edit: The last bit on the back of that black pirates mag says "do for laughs"