FORUM EVENT: I-Mockery's "Secret Santa" Gift Swap!

[Secret Santa Event Admin]

Ho ho ho and all that jazz...

CURRENT PARTICIPANTS:
-Ninjavenom
-RoG
-Protoclown
-Black Flag
-Chojin
-Orange Juice Bruce
-Sethomas
-Schimid
-Dr. Boogie
-Glowbelly
-ItalianStereotype
-Seven Force
-bigtimebanned
-Johnyy Darko
-Doopa
-Sam
-nothing4buddha
-Immortal Goat
-HickMan
-Zomboid
-Dr. Volshurawitz

We're holding I-Mockery's first-ever "Secret Santa" Gift Swap forum event this month and we'd like everybody to participate. Want to sign up and join in the fun?

The rules are really quite simple:

1) You sign up for the event by sending a private message on the board to this account. The private message must include your full name and mailing address. (sign-up deadline is December 9th, 2005). One sign-up per person please. The names of all participants will be posted in this thread.

2) You agree to buy a random, humorous gift that costs no more than $10.00. (we want everybody to be able to participate and not everybody has a lot of cash, so $10 is the most you should spend).

3) We will assign you a person to buy a gift for. Once you have been assigned a person to send a gift to, please mail it out as soon as possible. Do NOT tell anybody what you have bought... the surprise is part of the fun.

4) Another person will be assigned to send you a gift.

5) Once a person receives his/her gift, they are required to post at least one picture of themselves with their gift. And no, do not just post a picture of yourself holding up the gift. Have at least one picture of you using the gift. (example: if they buy you a shirt, post a photo of yourself wearing the shirt.)

6) All gifts must be sent out no later than December 19th 2005 (Monday). The earlier you send out your gifts, the better.

7) Any participant in the Secret Santa gift swap that does not send out a gift after agreeing to do so, will be banned from the forums. Remember, everybody is taking the time to send out a gift, and by not doing your part, that would leave somebody empty-handed. Any participant in the Secret Santa gift swap that does not post photos of the gift they received after agreeing to do so, will be banned from the forums as well.

And that's all there is to it! We hope all of you will join in the fun and participate. God only knows what kind of crazy shit you'll send to each other in the mail. 5-10 bux can go a long way if you put your mind to it.

If you have any questions, please post them in this thread. And YES, this event is open to people outside the United States.

[xbxDaniel]

Is it okay if we make the gift? Like, not buy it. If so I have a pretty good idea.

[Secret Santa Event Admin]

That would probably be determined on a case-by-case basis. I mean, you're obviously gonna have to buy the supplies to make the gift. So if you want, just PM me with your gift idea and I can let you know.

[Rosenstern]

I'd truly love to participate, but I have these uncircumventable reservations about giving ANYONE my name and adress on the internet. Fucking shit :(

[Secret Santa Event Admin]

Well you know what Santa says...

Pussies don't get presents. :(

buck up.

[xbxDaniel]

Well, you could give your address to some random strangers on the internet. Pub's all ready done it a couple of times.

[Secret Santa Event Admin]

Only two people will receive your mailing address:

1) Me, the event admin.

2) The person I assign to send you a gift.

[xbxDaniel]

Will there be some gentlemans agreement over the address giving. I'm sort of worried about getting more deliveries that I didn't order.

[Secret Santa Event Admin]

See the above post... only 2 people will know your address.

[Secret Santa Event Admin]

7 participants already. Excellent. :)

[Chojin]

So, wait, we buy a present before we know who we're sending it to? I'd think that it should be the other way around.

[Zomboid]

I think I'd enter but I really don't know what I'd end up buying that wouldn't be really lame :(

[ItalianStereotype]

I'd participate if I could send in a drawing instead of a picture, as I don't have a camera :o

[Secret Santa Event Admin]

So, wait, we buy a present before we know who we're sending it to? I'd think that it should be the other way around.
You don't have to buy the present before you know who you're sending it to, that's totally optional. Everybody will be notified who they need to send their present on December 9th.

I think I'd enter but I really don't know what I'd end up buying that wouldn't be really lame :(
If you're low on ideas, try the local dollar store and see how far you can make $5 - $10 go there. Remember, this is just for fun so you shouldn't feel so pressured to come up with the greatest gift ever. Sign up! :o

I'd participate if I could send in a drawing instead of a picture, as I don't have a camera :o
That's ok. If you don't have a camera, then yes a drawing will suffice. Still, most people tend to know somebody who has a digital camera, so at least make an effort to get a real photo taken if possible.

[darkvare]

i would like to participate and in mexico everything is so cheap but i fear the my gift would get a 13 dollar custom charge(if not more) if i send it to the us >:

[Secret Santa Event Admin]

Well shipping & handling isn't something that we're including with the $10.00 gift price. That can cost whatever... it's just up to you whether or not you're willing to pay it.

[Orange Juice Bruce]

I have a few ideas, however, they all involve me nude. I hope this won't disqualify me from participating. :(

[Seven Force]

Funny, I thought Chojin was the event admin...unless he's talking to himself. That'd be weird. :/ [/i]

[Rez]

if i dont sign up, either:
nothing will happen
or
i'll find somethign totally awesome and cheap and kick myself that i wont be able to give it.

if i sign up, either:
i'll putz around looking for ideas, finding none, and being depressed that i sucked at this

or

i'll fuck up in shipping because i ALWAYS do.

or

i could turn a new leaf and be really awesome. i fulfilled my end of the burned CD swap from way back, jixby never sent it anywhere it was his fault...

....

i have 4 days to choose my adventure.

[DamnthatDavid]

If I did it, I would just order something online and have it shipped to the person in question.

[Secret Santa Event Admin]

Nothing wrong with ordering something online... whatever you prefer.

[doopa]

I will do this!

[glowbelly]

oh man i hope i get YOU :O

[bigtimecow]

I'M GONNA BUY A BUNCH OF THOSE PARACHUTE ARMY MEN BUT GIVE THEM DICKS AND STUFF AND GLUE THEM TOGETHER SO AS THEY'RE PARACHUTING DOWN THEY'LL BE ASS FUCKING

it will be lol, and at a local joke store they're only 12 cents :-p

[Rosenstern]

Per man?

[Orange Juice Bruce]

Someone better fuckin' get me those holiday sodas from Jones in that gift pack from Target. If they don't, sadness will engulf them and their immediate family.

[Secret Santa Event Admin]

2 days left to sign-up to participate! Don't forget!

[Immortal Goat]

I am so in on this one. :)

[Secret Santa Event Admin]

Ok, today is the last day to signup for the event! We need at least 1 more person to signup so that we have an even number of people on the list. Make sure you signup today!

[Chojin]

You don't need an even number of people for this.

WHAT KIND OF EVENT ADMIN ARE YOU ANYWAY!

[Zomboid]

My gift to whoever is gonna suck so much.

[Secret Santa Event Admin]

Okay, I've sent out all the PMs to inform people who they should send their gift to.

Reminders!

- Remember to not tell everyone who you're sending to; Don't post your result on the boards.
- Remember to send your presents well before christmas so they will arrive in time.
- Remember to tag your gifts with your board name so people know who sent it to them.
- Remember to take a picture of yourself with the gift you've received.
- Remember that if you do not send a gift, I will ban you for at least two months and probably kill your family.

Entries to the event are now closed. Happy holidays!

[Dr. V]

I'm going to the mall tonight, I have no idea what my person likes.

[Dr. Boogie]

Well, I already screwed it up and sent mine without including my board name.

So don't forget to include that.

[Orange Juice Bruce]

Merry Christmas everyone!! I hope everyone gets what their heart desires, cuz I know MY reciever is gonna get everything they've ever dreamed of!!

[ziggytrix]

Man, I'm SO glad I resisted the urge to participate in this.

[Sam]

Mine cost $12 to send. >:

[Dr. V]

Mine was $1.72

[Seven Force]

I'm still looking. I want to put a lot of thought into my gift, even if it is around 10 bucks.

[Secret Santa Event Admin]

When shopping for gifts, keep in mind that the people will be taking photos of themselves with your gift(s) and posting them on the board. Perhaps that will help you determine what gift to get (ie: what would result in the most amusing photograph).

[Seven Force]

My gift to whoever is gonna suck so much.

Same here. :(

[Mockery]

I just wanna see who receives their gift first. Looking forward to seeing some photos of people with their gifts posted here :o

[Immortal Goat]

Damnit my person is tough to shop for. Still, it shouldn't be THAT hard to find something that they can make look funny.

[SlyBattery]

Aww, I wish I would have noticed this earlier. Someone would have got a nice shiny copy of Forced Vengeance starring Chuck Norris. It is just rotting in a box in the corner of my room...oh well.
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/5928/force0wc.jpg

[Sethomas]

I sent mine today. IT BETTER BE APPRECIATED. OR ELSE.

[Immortal Goat]

Just bought it. Gonna send soon! Someone's gonna be happy, i hope...

EDIT: HOLY CRAP! The guy that got my name is absolutely insane! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE ;)

[Immortal Goat]

DOUBLE POST >:

I have the pictures taken. Should I post them now, or is there a specific day you want me to post them? (I have a lot of them, btw).

[Protoclown]

I was gonna send a really really gay My Little Pony as my gift but I changed my mind. SOMEONE on this list should be thankful (or sad if they wanted a My Little Pony).

[Immortal Goat]

PICTURE STORY OF MY CHRISTMAS SEASON!
*WARNING: LONG PICTORIAL STORY*

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/2716/dsc003717ej.th.jpg (http://img207.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc003717ej.jpg)
My Christmas season had been not that happy. I had a lot of classes, and I think I heard a story about a puppy being run over last week.

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6517/dsc003734qa.th.jpg (http://img207.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc003734qa.jpg)
Then the mail came. Great, bill, bill, bill... what's this?

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5157/dsc003744tp.th.jpg (http://img207.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc003744tp.jpg)
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4381/dsc003756td.th.jpg (http://img207.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc003756td.jpg)
For me? FROM I-MOCKERY?!

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6419/dsc003766jv.th.jpg (http://img207.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc003766jv.jpg)
Could this bee the thing that turns my season, nay, my LIFE around?

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3162/dsc003783fx.th.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc003783fx.jpg)
Body crayons, a freaky mouth, and SEX ED GUM?! I WAS RIGHT!

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9820/dsc003882mq.th.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc003882mq.jpg)
Eh? A note? From RoG?! I feel honored! Wait, what's it say there?

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7798/dsc003983fh.th.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc003983fh.jpg)
Wait, why would RoG want to see me...

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/peeps-maker/29.gif

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1448/dsc004001ys.th.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc004001ys.jpg)
Oh, wait. Yeah.

Let's try the crayons, first...

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5893/dsc003822jj.th.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc003822jj.jpg)
Could I be a model you guys?

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9742/dsc003816id.th.jpg (http://img522.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc003816id.jpg)
See, like, I'm such a pimp, I like this one girl, but then there's this other girl, and I'M SO OUTRAGEOUS THAT I ALSO MIGHT LIKE PENIS!

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4522/dsc003838qa.th.jpg (http://img224.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc003838qa.jpg)
There's the sex gum. No boner yet...

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/3617/dsc003840da.th.jpg (http://img224.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc003840da.jpg)
But I did get the uncontrollable urge to make out with that freaky little thingamafuck.

But how to combine these all together? Well, this one's for you, RoG. You asked for it...

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/6310/dsc003878pm.jpg
Blame RoG for that display of flesh. Not me.

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/373/dsc004017hf.th.jpg (http://img224.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc004017hf.jpg)
Even with all this goodness, I was still sad. I thought of the puppy again.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/1413/dsc004032oj.th.jpg (http://img231.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc004032oj.jpg)
But wait, wasn't there something I missed?

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3497/dsc004045hj.th.jpg (http://img231.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc004045hj.jpg)
It seems that there's something underneath...

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/1126/dsc004063oy.th.jpg (http://img231.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc004063oy.jpg)
YES! THERE IT IS! MY HOLIDAY SALVATION!!!

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/2683/dsc004070xu.th.jpg (http://img231.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc004070xu.jpg)
Now THAT'S truth in advertising!

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7895/dsc004087fv.th.jpg (http://img231.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc004087fv.jpg)
Oh, and RoG, I don't think popcorn travels very well in the mail. It's all stale.

[glowbelly]

i now hold you in very high regard, immortal goat. that post and that picture of you with the, well, everything was stunning.

i got my package from my secret santa-ess yesterday, but it's gonna take me a bit to figure out what to do with all this stuff. plus i need a photographer because my baby sucks at taking pictures >:

i am going to the store sometime today or tomorrow to get my little secret a pressie. so hang in there, little secret, you'll be getting something soon.

ps: i :love my new sunglasses :eek

[Chojin]

Yes, that was the first immortal goat post that I liked :< BUT YOU HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE AM I RIGHT GOOD JOB YOU GET A STAR :themoreyouknow

[Black Flag]

man i still haven't sent mine out!

it woulda been gone yesterday if not for lack of tape!

so it'll most likely be in the mail by tomorrow AT THE LATEST.

[Mockery]

Hahahaha excellent job Immortal Goat! Great way to kick off the Secret Santa Event! And I'm glad to see you didn't cop-out with the drawing sticks (though were hoping you'd draw on your penis... well, at least Max was hoping that. he told me so).

So, did you find the "Facts of Life" gum educational? :lol

[doopa]

i now hold you in very high regard, immortal goat. that post and that picture of you with the, well, everything was stunning.

i got my package from my secret santa-ess yesterday, but it's gonna take me a bit to figure out what to do with all this stuff. plus i need a photographer because my baby sucks at taking pictures >:

i am going to the store sometime today or tomorrow to get my little secret a pressie. so hang in there, little secret, you'll be getting something soon.

ps: i :love my new sunglasses :eek

YAY! I can't wait to see your pictures :love

[Immortal Goat]

Hahahaha excellent job Immortal Goat! Great way to kick off the Secret Santa Event! And I'm glad to see you didn't cop-out with the drawing sticks (though were hoping you'd draw on your penis... well, at least Max was hoping that. he told me so).

So, did you find the "Facts of Life" gum educational? :lol
OH, believe you me, I now know things about sex that I never dreamed of. Like how testicles come standard with 4 wheel drive and that looking at a uterus can provide you with PERFECT DIRECTIONS around New York City.

[Schimid]

I still gotta send mine out.

Believe me, they will be very happy

[Secret Santa Event Admin]

To those who are participating yet haven't sent out their gifts:

6) All gifts must be sent out no later than December 19th 2005 (Monday). The earlier you send out your gifts, the better.

[glowbelly]

dear secret santa event moderator:

we know.

thanks,

glow.

[Seven Force]

Don't be a smart ass.

Seriously, 13 year olds go here. Do you want to set a bad example for them? :lol

[glowbelly]

when you stop fucking your teddy bears you can tell me to stop being a smart ass.

[Secret Santa Event Admin]

To Glowbelly's who are participating yet haven't sent their gifts:

8) Stop feeding your kid cat food you stupid junkie whore.

[Sam]

I just tracked my package and my person should get it tomorrow.

[glowbelly]

I'M GOING TO SEND MY GIFT OK OK OK OK OK? OK. CHRIST.
IF I HAVE TO OVERNIGHT THE FUCKER JUST SO IT GETS THERE IN TIME FOR MY LITTLE SECRET TO GET IT, I WILL. I AM RESPONSIBLE NOW.

sheesh.

now excuse me while i try to litter train my son. if he's gonna eat the cat food, he may as well learn how to expel it all kitty-like too.

[Schimid]

I got mine and I love it, especially the horse. Pictures should be up soon.

But who the hell is John Bower? :(

[Chojin]

Well, I already screwed it up and sent mine without including my board name.

[Schimid]

I thought Boogie was from VA.

I LOVE IT ANYWAY THOUGH :O

[Black Flag]

ha i got mine today!

i thought it was pretty funny, my girlfriend not so much!

pictures soon!

[pjalne]

Nice work, goat.

[Immortal Goat]

Thank you, Pjalne.

Oh, and my package was just sent. Should get to the recipient in 2 or 3 days. Can't wait to see the pics from this gift.

[glowbelly]

i sent mine today, too. see? responsible.

[Zomboid]

Yeah, sent mine too :O

[Ninjavenom]

I'm sending mine out tomorrow. My car died earlier this week, and i was going to get my recipient a great couple of granny porn mags, but i can't exactly ask my rents for a ride to the sex shop :-/

[Seven Force]

Mine was sent days ago.

[Dr. V]

I sent mine out but I'm afriad I might not have put enough postage. I also forgot to put a return address so I dunno if they'll keep it or give it to you and say, "Hey gimmie 27 cents."
So if my person gets it and they owe money... I'M SORRY!


Please don't ban me

[Zomboid]

You'd just better hope you don't have me, mister >:

[EisigerBiskuit]

Oh great I just now read this.

[Protoclown]

i'm sending mine tomorrow because i'm a lazy son of a bitch

[bigtimecow]

SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME

[Immortal Goat]

>: I am dissapointed in all of you. How is it that I'm the only one posting pics? ME! Of all people!

I'm sorry, I forgot what this time of year is all about. I love each and every one of you guys and gals. Seriously. :(

[Dr. V]

You'd just better hope you don't have me, mister >:

I'm pretty sure my person will flame the shit out of me.

[bigtimecow]

>: I am dissapointed in all of you. How is it that I'm the only one posting pics? ME! Of all people!

I'm sorry, I forgot what this time of year is all about. I love each and every one of you guys and gals. Seriously. :(

MAYBE NO ONE ELSE GOT THEIR GIFTS YET

EVER THINK OF THAT?!?!?!?!

[Orange Juice Bruce]

I'm sending mine today before I go to work.

Also, don't actually get me the Holiday sodas I asked for. They are so vile, and brussel sprouts almost made me throw up. Ask Chojin. :(

[Immortal Goat]

>: I am dissapointed in all of you. How is it that I'm the only one posting pics? ME! Of all people!

I'm sorry, I forgot what this time of year is all about. I love each and every one of you guys and gals. Seriously. :(

MAYBE NO ONE ELSE GOT THEIR GIFTS YET

EVER THINK OF THAT?!?!?!?!
A few people did.

[Orange Juice Bruce]

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/comic.jpg

[Schimid]

I sent mine out today.

The person will be ECSTATIC

[Chojin]

Take some pictures of what you've already received, you fuckers!

OJB and I sent ours out in the nick of time!

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/stupid.png

My recipient will be sorely disappointed. :(

I just hope I don't recieve a dildo or something of that nature.

[ItalianStereotype]

the gift is in the mail!

somebody will be underwhelmed with mediocrity!

[bigtimecow]

today i recieved my lovely gift from mr. sethomas

so me and the misses put together this lovely story for you guys

http://bigtimecow.250free.com/adambeard.jpg

sorry its so long!

[Protoclown]

I received my package from Immortal Goat today, and it's AWESOME and there will be pictures soon.

And I sent my package out today as well, but the Fed Ex guy told me the city it was going to doesn't exist, so this should be interesting.

[Mockery]

Bigtimebanned, that was nothing less than awesome.

[Immortal Goat]

Glad you like Mr. Proto. :samwise

[Chojin]

I don't think mister Darko is actually going to send a present :<

[Immortal Goat]

Well, wouldn't a banning really be a christmas gift to all of us?

[Seven Force]

Was the ban indefinite or two months?

[Black Flag]

hey look i got my present from nothing4buddha!

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c329/ropeerasers/note.jpg
what a very nice note! softcore?!

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c329/ropeerasers/cover.jpg
well what is this now!

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c329/ropeerasers/whaaat2.jpg
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c329/ropeerasers/ohmygosh.jpg
WHHAAAAAAAAA?!?!

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c329/ropeerasers/ratedR.jpg
sexual content?? ewwwwwwwww

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c329/ropeerasers/devilbegone.jpg
devil begone!

what's the cure for softcore pornography?

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c329/ropeerasers/fish1.jpg
HARDCORE SWEDISH FISSSHHHH

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c329/ropeerasers/fish2.jpg
awesome

[Immortal Goat]

If you don't want that DVD, I'll take it.

[Sam]

I got mine today but I don't think I'll have pictures until after christmas I HOPE THAT IS OKAY IT ISN'T MY FAULT :tear

[nothing4buddha]

glad you liked it blackflag! :)

[Protoclown]

Haha, Black Flag, the look on your face in that "Devil be gone" picture is priceless! :lol

[Orange Juice Bruce]

I hope I recieve mine soon, or I may be forced to cry a lot. :(

[glowbelly]

ok i didn't do a big picture story because it's hard to do that sorta thing with a little person who likes to tear off down the hall and disappear into the bathroom.

but.

here ya go.

and i really do love the sunglasses. i'm so gonna wear them this summer.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/glowbelly/jacob/silly.jpg

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/glowbelly/jacob/silly1.jpg

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/glowbelly/jacob/silly2.jpg

[Immortal Goat]

That's adorable, Glowbelly. In fact, that is the most adorable thing I think I have ever seen. For serious.

[glowbelly]

a tiny fez hat makes everything better. i wish it could have made me better, but my head is too giant for that elastic. :(

and thanks, i know i'm adorable ;)

[Mockery]

I still demand to see at least one photo of you with those sticky eyeballs all over your face, Karen. :o

[doopa]

I knew you'd appreciate the sunglasses.
And Gorlack is painfully cute.

My secret santas gift better hurry up and get here! >:(

[Mockery]

And now... I present to you my 2005 Secret Santa story:

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/rogss/1.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/rogss/2.jpg http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/rogss/3.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/rogss/5.jpg

Very well Black Flag, I accept your Secret Santa challenge! I accept it with GLEE!


http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/rogss/6.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/rogss/7.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/rogss/8.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/rogss/9.jpg

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http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/rogss/21.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/rogss/22.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/rogss/23.jpg

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http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/rogss/27.jpg

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http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/rogss/29.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/rogss/30.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/rogss/31.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/rogss/32.jpg

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/rogss/33.jpg

THE END. :o

[glowbelly]

oh my

[nothing4buddha]

:lol that was the best

[Immortal Goat]

I told you you were a crazy bastard.

Oh, and I'm glad to see that even though I didn't show MY penis, you made up for that. Max will be happy.

[Mockery]

I know my huge e-penis has intimidated the rest of you, but hurry the hell up and post more o' your Secret Santa photos. Some of you have had your gifts for days.

:domo

[Immortal Goat]

Hickman just got his. I am really scared to see what he can do with what he got. It's going to be disturbing.

[Zomboid]

If it's supposed to be all funny for pictures and shit, mine is gonna be very disappointing. It's funny, but not exactly hilarious for everyone on the boards to see a picture of.

Edit: I meant the gift I sent out. I haven't gotten anything yet.

[Chojin]

I got mine from Volshurawitz, but the package was ripped and missing a few items. I'll post pictures as soon as I can figure out how to get my cam to work with Windows X64.

[bigtimecow]

my recipient should recieve theirs tomorrow (atleast that's what the post office told me )


BOOGERS

[glowbelly]

i think my little secret is enjoying his/her gifts a little too much and that's why s/he's not posting any pictures.

[nothing4buddha]

i haven't gotten mine yet :tear

[Sethomas]

:hugefuckinggrinemoticon

[glowbelly]

:eek

[Dr. Boogie]

my recipient should recieve theirs tomorrow (atleast that's what the post office told me )


BOOGERS

Well those jerkoffs lied to you. I got it today.

It's still awesome, though. Unfortunately, my digital camera will be out of town until the 24th, so there's a little Christmas bonus for all of you to look forward to.

[bigtimecow]

my recipient should recieve theirs tomorrow (atleast that's what the post office told me )


BOOGERS

Well those jerkoffs lied to you. I got it today.

It's still awesome, though. Unfortunately, my digital camera will be out of town until the 24th, so there's a little Christmas bonus for all of you to look forward to.

look at the date of my post. tomorrow would be today (thursday)

:love

[Protoclown]

Alright, I finally got my roommate to take some pictures of me with my gift from Immortal Goat, so here they are:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/jesus1.jpg

Immortal Goat got me an Answer Me Jesus, which is pretty gosh darned awesome.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/jesus2.jpg

However, I was a bit skeptical as to its precognitive powers, so I decided I would put this fancy pink bauble to the test.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/jesus3.jpg

So I asked it a question. "Jesus, will I ever find true happiness in this life?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/jesus4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/jesus5.jpg

IT WORKS :(

[Immortal Goat]

I'm glad you liked it, Proto. And I hope it taught you a valuable lesson.

NEVER QUESTION JESUS' POWERS!

[ItalianStereotype]

okay, apparently my package got a "return to sender" and has been sitting in the office and they didn't feel that it was important to inform me of this, so I'm sending it again tomorrow :<

[SokMunkie]

I'm watching this thread just for entertainment value. Nice e-dick, Rog! Although that e-dick is bigger than the "Princess". OUCH!

[HickMan]

I GOT MY PACKAGE A COUPLE DAYS AGO


I'LL HAVE PICTURES THAT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND UP SOMETIME IN THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS

[Secret Santa Event Admin]

Ok, who has not received their Secret Santa gifts yet? Furthermore, is there anyone who has not sent their gifts out?

[ItalianStereotype]

my package got bounced back to me because the address sticker got ripped in half. I'll resend it priority tomorrow.

[Ninjavenom]

I haven't gotten mine, though there was a note from UPS on my door yesterday that said something was attempted to be delivered to me, but since i wasn't there to sign, i couldn't get it. They're making another attempt tomorrow :O

[Seven Force]

I sent mine a week ago, and I haven't recieved my gift yet.

[Zomboid]

Haven't got mine...mine hasn't gotten to my person yet :O

I'm not really surprised cause of customs and shit but I figured it'd be there by now :(

[Johnyy Darko]

I got my gift on the 23rd

Thanks BAPE.

VETS FOR LIFE

[Chojin]

You have to take pictures!

[Johnyy Darko]

I well whale penis.

[Dr. V]

I haven't gotten mine yet and I'm afraid the one I sent out wont be delivered for above mentioned reasons.

[Chojin]

Oh, I got yours, all right.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/letterfront.jpg

This only got to my house after a mailman swung over a dangerous pitfall, dodged live ammunition, and murdered a dog. Unfortunately, the dog had apparently managed to take a part of my package with him into the next life.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/letterback.jpg

Maybe you should have written 'Do not consume' or 'Do not expose to whirling machinery.'

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/open.jpg

Well, let's open this puppy up and hope there weren't any priceless chinese marbles in here.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/contents.jpg

Well, ok. It's still good, the letter might have money in it.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/note.jpg

Okay, okay, maybe it's a cool pin. Let's investigate.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/blow.jpg

Found the crane! Let's prime this one and search for the rest!

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/card.jpg

I see.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/backcard.jpg

I... I see.

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/sad.jpg

And that's it.

Thanks for ruining Christmas.

[Sethomas]

http://mypage.iu.edu/~stpace/pics/smokingjacket.jpg

What could ANYBODY possibly give me that I do not have already. I receive a package from one lovely lady that seems to take up the challenge. Lo, young dame, what have you?

http://mypage.iu.edu/~stpace/pics/mirror.jpg

A mirror? A wand? Surely there is magic involved. I look in the mirror: eww. Surely the wand shall come in handy.

http://mypage.iu.edu/~stpace/pics/wand.jpg

"Magic wand, in my hand: Give me the finest bitches in all the land!"

http://mypage.iu.edu/~stpace/pics/dolls.jpg

It worked! And I also got a tiera, so I can make myself a pretty pretty princess! Thank you, Glowbelly, for the best internet Christmas EVER.

...

I tried to take a picture of the badass Green Fairy holiday card she included, and the snowflakes she crafted out of the nativity narrative of the Bible, but they didn't turn out well. A Green Fairy is perfect in every way.

[Dr. V]

Yay! You're very welcome. If you can't tell, I am poor.

[glowbelly]

hooray :D

i'm glad you liked your new friends, seth. i thought you could benefit from getting in touch with your feminine side, you big hunk of masculine manny man you.

my hubby got all upset that i cut up the bible. he said i was going to hell. lemme just say this:

it was worth it :D

[Seven Force]

Alright, let's get this over with. :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/IMG_0055.jpg
So anyways I got a printer/scanner/copier for Christmas, and I installed it with no diffiulty at all. Then came the ink cartridges.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/IMG_0057.jpg
Those instructions were, needless to say, very cryptic. I was stumped. I didn't want to risk damaging my machine,
so I thought about who to ask for help. I then recalled
having recieved my secret Santa gift from Protoclown.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/proto1.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/proto2.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/IMG_0058.jpg
Even though Romeo didn't seem like he had any skills with computer hardware, he was my only hope.
Also, i'm retarded and I wear fruity shirts.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/IMG_0063.jpg
But he was determined to get the job done, if not for the sake of finishing this post, then, for luurve.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/IMG_0064.jpg
He promptly showed me the correct way to insert the cartridges, pointing out I needed to have the printer ON. He also called me an idiot. He also started calling me a wide variety of ethnic slurs. This prompted me to question his "sainthood".

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/IMG_0062.jpg
Upon hearing my concern he started to get very indignant, and slowed down time, also telling me, and I quote,

"go fuck myself, go back to FYAD, you dickless GBS poster".

Each insult had the impact of a dropped safe,
due to the lag. It was obvious now that he
has an SA account, and I had done something to irritate him.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/IMG_0060.jpg
He then disappeared and materialized on top of my CD Tower, and announced that I was cursed.
He will never leave my house and any attractive women I go to bed with will have a dick right before sex.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/IMG_0066.jpg
Thanks Protoclown. I excepted this from Chojin, not you.

Fucking end.

[Protoclown]

Well I didn't know he would do all that!!

[HickMan]

Seven Froce's pictures reminded me of Rockwell's "Somebody's Watchin' Me"

[Secret Santa Event Admin]

The following people have their presents but still need to take pictures:

Sam
Dr. Boogie
Johnyy Darko
Schimid
Hickman

The following people have not confirmed that they have received their presents:

Doopa
nothing4buddha
Zomboid
Dr. Volshurawitz
Ninjavenom
Orange Juice Bruce
ItalianStereotype

If your name is on any of these lists, please provide details/updates on your situation in this thread. Do not PM the event admin.

Respond quickly or I'll be left to assume that you didn't send anything and will therefore ban you indefinitely.

[ItalianStereotype]

oh, my package is in transit.

[Immortal Goat]

Hickman sent his gift the same day I sent mine, and I don't see his recipient on the list of those who haven't gotten them.

[Ninjavenom]

I sent mine four days before christmas, and have yet to receive my gift.

[Seven Force]

I've sent mine a couple of days after the sign up deadline, which was more than enough time for my gift to get where it should. I haven't recieved any notice saying it was delayed or returned or not sent, so i'm starting to get nervous. :chatter

[Black Flag]

I've sent mine a couple of days after the sign up deadline, which was more than enough time for my gift to get where it should. I haven't recieved any notice saying it was delayed or returned or not sent, so i'm starting to get nervous. :chatter


how does that work? you couldn't have had the person's address until after the sign up deadline

[Johnyy Darko]

I've seen my package out a few weeks ago.

[Seven Force]

I've sent mine a couple of days after the sign up deadline, which was more than enough time for my gift to get where it should. I haven't recieved any notice saying it was delayed or returned or not sent, so i'm starting to get nervous. :chatter


how does that work? you couldn't have had the person's address until after the sign up deadline

Oh shit, you're right. That seems pretty suspicious. :( I thought I had recieved the address that day. It was two days after I recieved the address. It was still at least the week before Christmas.

[Orange Juice Bruce]

Mine was sent same day as Chojin's- 2 Mondays ago, on the deadline day. It really should have gotten there by now.

Also, I've yet to recieve mine.

[Dr. V]

yeah I dont have mine. Gay.

[doopa]

So, we get back from Christmas vacation and guess what finally came in the mail!!!!!

http://www.strangepuppets.com/secret_santa/jump_animated.gif
SECRET SANTA !!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.strangepuppets.com/secret_santa/open.jpg
I am so excited! What do I get?!?!


http://www.strangepuppets.com/secret_santa/fun.jpg
Well the first thing I see is this catalog... must be where my gift is from! Look at that!!!! THEY DELIVER FUN!!! This is going to be great!! Let me peak inside and see if I can guess what fun awaits me in the box from my secret santa...

http://www.strangepuppets.com/secret_santa/baloon_animals.jpg
I bet it's this! Make your own balloon animals!! I could take a good picture with that! FUN!!

http://www.strangepuppets.com/secret_santa/cat_butts.jpg
No wait... I bet its this! Crazy wacky cat butts! Now that's hilarious! And FUN!

http://www.strangepuppets.com/secret_santa/screaming_chicken.jpg
No, no no... it's this- Screaming Chicken! More fun!!!! FUN! FUN! FUN! CRAZY WACKY FUNTIMES!

Ok time to see what it is...


http://www.strangepuppets.com/secret_santa/SAD_SANTA.jpg
What the crapnuts is this? Red Sox Uno?!?!
How am I supposed to take a crazy funtimes picture with this?

I can't. Well fuckit :(

http://www.strangepuppets.com/secret_santa/secret_santa_end.jpg

Thanks Seven Force :(

[James]

Oh God it even has a shadow. :(

[Misdemonar]

...

[Ninjavenom]

Huzzah! What a valuable contribution you have made to this forum, sir! I applaud you!

I also applaud doopa's enormous penis! Congratulations on your fortunate endowment!

[Pub Lover]

Doopa rocks! :rock

:(

[Seven Force]

I'm so sorry. :(

Oh god you have a penis?! My doll really is cursed!! :o

[Ninjavenom]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE JUST DELIVER MY STUPID PACKAGE

[Schimid]

THIS IS THE WORST CHRISTMAS EVER

[nothing4buddha]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/0.jpg
i came home one day to find that my secret santa gift had arrived

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/1.jpg
"THE ZOMBOID"? :eek

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/2.jpg
ummm wait a second ... this looks familiar...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/4.jpg
LETS BUST THIS MOTHER OPEN AND VIEW THE CINEMATIC TREAT THAT IS THE ZOMBOID

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/5.jpg
hey, wait a second... what a jip >:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/7.jpg
ATTACK PUPPY!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/6.jpg

[Zomboid]

I challenge you to find a movie with a cooler scene than where the guy gets sucked down the sink :(

Anyway, hope ya like it and sorry if it sucks :O

[Orange Juice Bruce]

OK, so, my secret santa gift FINALLY got here...along with the return of MY package I sent out 2 weeks ago!!! This is bullshit...I'm gonna resend it tomorrow probably...along with posting the pics of my gift getting madness.

[mozz]

:(

[bigtimecow]

COME ON BOOGIE, EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THE GREATNESS

[mozz]

nothing4buddha, your dog is ace.

[ScruU2wice]

I kinda skipped down to the bottom of bhuddas post and I thought she got an attack puppy..

[nothing4buddha]

I challenge you to find a movie with a cooler scene than where the guy gets sucked down the sink :(

Anyway, hope ya like it and sorry if it sucks :O

sam and i watched it the other night, it was good. he almost bought it before i got it in the mail.

[Zomboid]

Got my package...HOLY FUCK IT IS DISTURBING!!!! IF YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW SOME SICK SHIT, FORGET ABOUT IT!!!

THANK YOU, (as my mom said) nin-jahvaum, I am permanently scarred! My entire family had a good laugh and I shall post pics as soon as I get access to a digi-cam.

[Ninjavenom]

You'd be even more disturbed at the other things i considered sending you :O

[Chojin]

Johnyy Darko and the rest of the faggots that have received gifts but not taken pictures/said they sent stuff but obviously really didn't: You have about about one half second before I ban the fuck out of the lot of you.

[Sam]

I sent ItalianStereotype his package and I know he got it because him and I talked about it.

And I got mine from Hickman, i just have to finish pictures. :(

[Chojin]

So finish your pictures. I've seen at least 3 people in this thread that have gifts but won't take pictures - It's been 13 days since Christmas, you fucking knobs. Suck it up and take pictures.

[Schimid]

I have to find someone with a digital camera first. :(

[Chojin]

I'm not a hard person to find.

[HickMan]

I'm putting up my pictures!

Ok, so I get this package, yeah? It was sent from Schimid, yeah? He gave me a note, no? It told me that I was a total ladies' man, which we all know, right? But he gave me a starter kit anyway so I can be a better jigalo as Rob Schnider would say, right?

It came with a varity of useful lady catchers! Take a looksee!

http://img414.imageshack.us/img414/1040/pictures0278yu.jpg
not pictured: California Scents Air Freshener

So I was totally stoked! I got some cologne!
http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/426/pictures0295te.jpg

Fuck Axe and Brut! This is where it's at!
http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2105/pictures0305xp.jpg

I also got...wait..what's this? ALRIGHT SO SATAN HORNS. Now I can be the bezelbub that I always wanted to be!
http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/9771/pictures0310fx.jpg
Or wait...maybe not :(
http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/4121/pictures0324gu.jpg

Well my sadness thanks to my big head was stopped in it's tracks when I found something I can really use on the ladies!
http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/2108/pictures0330nz.jpg
Some handcuffs with no key! Not Pictured: HickMan using his brute strength to break through the cold steel handcuffs. Jus like Shaq would.

And finally...what the? Oh no! Not on my Christmas! Oh God not the QUEERS WITH MISMATCHING HEADS!
http://img426.imageshack.us/img426/6967/pictures0284qf.jpg
Oh but it was...Those damn Roberts...Queering up Christmas with their pink and turquoise short shorts...They got me good this time, but I won't stand for it..not again.
http://img426.imageshack.us/img426/1944/pictures0359rj.jpg
Take that ya damn fudge packer!
http://img426.imageshack.us/img426/6687/pictures0377gv.jpg
and a Round House Kick for you, queer boy!
http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/8346/pictures0393ls.jpg
Gay Robert: NOOOOO! :darthvaderlol

Well, after THAT fiasco, it was safe to say that Christmas was saved. Even though it had passed about five days ago. To celebrate, I had a nice strong drink. All thanks to Schimid.
http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/9492/pictures0417id.jpg
Oh yeah...that's gonna cleanse that nasal clog I had!
http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/1843/pictures0420nm.jpg
I-MOCKERY.COM CHRISTMAS FOR LIFE YEAH

And what Happened next...was a Christmas Miracle
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/9129/scan00062kl.jpg
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/5937/hothubbardgirls2wt.jpg
Hickman! We all love you! Oil Wrestle time!


http://img328.imageshack.us/img328/4484/pictures0409bg.jpg
Thanks, Schimid...YOU'RE the man now, dog.

[Marc Summers]

It's a christmas miracle!
I'm touched

[lunlun]

wow hickman

what a fucking crazy christmastree

AND...


you look goooooood :)

next year, i wanna join sacred santa too.
i hope germany is not too far away for it ;)

[Immortal Goat]

HE WENT TO ALL THE TROUBLE OF FINALLY TAKING THE PICS AND ALL YOU GUYS CAN MUSTER UP IS MARC SUMMERS AND THAT OTHER PUNK?! FOR SHAME!

[Pub Lover]

It's hardly on a par with your bitch tits, IG.

[lunlun]

hihihihi you really have tits gnihihi

but i found you didnt try hard to paint yourself

[doopa]

I forgive you SF


Where the hell is the rest of everyone else's pictures?? It's practically valentines day now for godsakes

[lunlun]

baaaaaaaaaaan ;)

[glowbelly]

i am really enjoying you, lunlun :D

[nothing4buddha]

i'm not >:

[Seven Force]

i'm not >:

Figures. :rolleyes

[lunlun]

same to you :)

(i love the english language because nobody knows if i just mean glowbelly or glowbelly AND nothing4buddha)

but i just meant glowbelly.......... of course

[bigtimecow]

ALRIGHTSERIOUSLYWHATTHEFUCK

[Black Flag]

so when do the bannings start?

in the end those could be the best gifts of all!

[snoogans]

damn I really wish I'd bothered to check out the forum sooner, I'd always seen the link there, but never clicked it. Hopefully there'll be another round of secret santa next Christmas.

[Chojin]

You people who have received presents have until Midnight on Sunday to post something before you're banned. You people whose recipients have yet to receive presents have until that same deadline to prove in some way that you did send the present, with similar repurcussions.

Off the top of my head, this includes Schimid, IS, and Johnyy Darko, but I'm sure there are others that fit this description. This applies to you all as well.

[glowbelly]

uh oh boogie is gonna get banned :eek

[ziggytrix]

It's like Santa's naughty list. Be sure you check it twice, Chojin! :doh

[Zomboid]

Honestly, if people who haven't taken pics yet are being grouped together with people who haven't even sent anything, I don't care about being banned.

Truth is, I don't have a digital camera or even a regular camera and I'm not about to go through everyone I know asking if they do. I'll eventually get some pics up but I don't know when it'll be. If people who've been around forever like schimid, boogie, italian, orange juice bruice and I are gonna get banned for something like that while retards like lunlun are overrunning the place, I won't miss this place at all anyway.

[Supafly345]

You can't be serious Zomboid.

[Ninjavenom]

still haven't gotten mine, for the record.

[Black Flag]

Honestly, if people who haven't taken pics yet are being grouped together with people who haven't even sent anything, I don't care about being banned.

Truth is, I don't have a digital camera or even a regular camera and I'm not about to go through everyone I know asking if they do. I'll eventually get some pics up but I don't know when it'll be. If people who've been around forever like schimid, boogie, italian, orange juice bruice and I are gonna get banned for something like that while retards like lunlun are overrunning the place, I won't miss this place at all anyway.

huh? it was in the rules in the first post of this thread. hell, the pictures were pretty much the point of the entire swap. i don't see how you can justify getting all whiny-ass about getting punished for not doing something you OBVIOUSLY agreed to do.

that's like going to a restaurant, getting something to eat, then being all "I HAVE NO MONEY AND I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO DOES, HOW DARE YOU EXPECT ME TO GIVE YOU MONEY. MAYBE I WILL AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE BUT I'VE COME HERE BEFORE AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT."

[Zomboid]

I could've sworn I didn't read anything about a deadline for getting pictures in. Either way, I don't really care. I'll try to get it done and if I don't it's no big deal to me.

Heh, plus I think that if I took pictures of what I got I'd be banned for posting porn.

[Supafly345]

I meant you can't be serious as in you don't actually think you will be banned.

[ziggytrix]

I've seen bannings handed out for less.

[Mockery]

It's just lame that anybody would sign up and agree to do this shit, when another person took the time to send out their package quickly, and then just drag their feet about posting the actual pictures. Any excuses about "I need to find someone with a digital camera" is pretty much bs since a ton of people have 'em nowadays. And if worse comes to worse, buy a cheap disposable camera and then scan in the pictures (and if you don't have a scanner, go to kinkos). It's not that hard. Stop making excuses and post your pictures so the people who took the time to send out your gifts don't have to feel like it was a complete waste.

[Ninjavenom]

yeah, uh, zomboid, you might have to send your pictures to me for photoshopping first :O

[Supafly345]

I've seen bannings handed out for less.I just read the rules. And I suppose if it was stated at the begining then they won't back off.

[Seven Force]

I've seen bannings handed out for less.

I can vouch for that. :(

[Chojin]

Grow up, homo. You need to read the rules of an event you enter, and if you knew you wouldn't be able to "put a picture on the internet" - even though you somehow managed this impossible feat to grace PYPH with your patented down's chic style - You could have at least put up a notifier like IS did.

And blackflag made me lol ;<

[lunlun]

aaahh why dont you like me ?
:)

i really cant understand

he hehe he he he

[Schimid]

pictures should be up tonight you crybabies.

[Sam]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/mufuk.jpg
ZOUNDS! This box looks familiar! :eek

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/491628e3.jpg

OH NO! IT LOOKS LIKE A DOLLAR STORE THREW UP IN HERE! :puke

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/e4d2c3b5.jpg

A holiday message from Chuck Norris? Oh that silly Hickman. :rolleyes

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/36c3e420.jpg

Straws! The only packing material fit for a treasure trove like this!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/b33ecf08.jpg

This is actually fun. :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/9241d70e.jpg

RING-A-LING GUYS

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/a4071012.jpg

EVERYTHING I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT N'SYNC... EVERYTHING EXCEPT HOW TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ERASE THEM FROM EXISTANCE >:

(Too blurry to see? Too fucking bad >: )

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/939d8836.jpg

A PACK OF LETTERS FOR MAKING SLUTTY RANSOM NOTES. >:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/3d319df1.jpg

Kung Fu Man! HIS XTREMELY LIMITED ARTICULATION MAKES FOR SOME XTREME KUNG FU ACTION!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/2eac8760.jpg

A pack of oatmeal? The only meal suitable to sustain me after this wild adventure.


(PS THERE WERE SOME RUBBER FINGERS AND EARS AND A NOSE OR TWO BUT I DIDN'T TAKE PICTURES OF THEM NOR DID I TAKE PICTURES OF THE SUPER BOUNCY BALL THAT WAS IN ALL REALITY THE MOST UNBOUNCIEST PIECE OF CRAP EVER)

[Pub Lover]

Two things... I now know where you (& Clay) live! :eek

...aaaaaaaaaaand where the fuck was your funny gift-related adventure? >:

[Supafly345]

YOU AREN'T USING ANYTHING IN ANY OF THOSE PICTURES

[Seven Force]

Well, technically I didn't either, unless you count the horrible naughty things I did off-camera.

[ziggytrix]

well if he took a pic of what he was doing with his other hand he'd get banned. :(

[Dr. Boogie]

Alright, here's the stuff I got from bigtimebanned:


http://www.i-mockery.com/drboogie/1.jpg
A plethora of things.

http://www.i-mockery.com/drboogie/2.jpg
The note was very helpful.

http://www.i-mockery.com/drboogie/3.jpg
They're from Venus, or so I've been told.

http://www.i-mockery.com/drboogie/3a.jpg
This one's kinda cute. I may yet marry her.

http://www.i-mockery.com/drboogie/4.jpg
I'm not sure what this says, but the box contained a most unsual character:

http://www.i-mockery.com/drboogie/5.jpg
I guess the writing on the front of the box must have meant "Fred, The Prickly Pineapple," because that's who was inside the box.

http://www.i-mockery.com/drboogie/5a.jpg
"What have you done with my Lego men!?" I demanded of him.


Soon, though, all of my new toys were playing together nicely:


http://www.i-mockery.com/drboogie/6.jpg
"NO NO NO, DAMMIT!!!"

http://www.i-mockery.com/drboogie/7.jpg
"You call that rhythm!? The curtain goes up in two hours, and I'm looking at a bunch of losers!!"


Oh my! I hope their performance goes well.

[Chojin]

This is the first time I've ever seen your face :<

[Mockery]

:lol Boogie

Good times

[pjalne]

This is the first time I've ever seen your face :<

Same here. Boogie's always been the Vera Peterson of I-Mockery.

EDIT: The guy on the other side of the fence in that Tim Allen show would be a better comparison, but this is my chance to call Boogie Vera Peterson and I'm seizing it with both hands.

[Mockery]

His face has actually been on the Info page of i-mockery.com for quite a while now. o.o

[bigtimecow]

I guess the writing on the front of the box must have meant "Fred, The Prickly Pineapple," because that's who was inside the box.

it was one of those "blind assortment" packages, where you don't know what you're getting inside. but i know how much you love pinapples so :love

[lunlun]

im so disappointed of sams pictures

hickman sent so much great things.
what a pity that hickman waste his money for somebody with no fantasy

[Sam]

ONE FABULOUS DAY AT SAM'S HOUSE... Starring Kung Fu Man, Rikku, April O'Neal and special guest Optimus Prime!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/00000048.jpg

Kung Fu Man: Boy I sure can't belive how great it is at Sam's house... and the women are excellent.

Why there's a couple over there checking me out!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/00000049.jpg

Rikku: So, four at once? Didn't it hurt?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/00000051.jpg

Were they greeen?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/00000052.jpg

April: It hurt at first... and they were all cold and wet. But I got into it. I just had to say no when the rat wanted to get involved.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/00000054.jpg

Kung Fu Man: Hey ladies, you came to watch me work out and use my nice sexy muscles?

Girls: *explosive laughter*

All through the week Kung Fu Man tried to impress the girls.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/00000055.jpg

First he tried to look cool on his cell phone.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/00000056.jpg

Then he tried to impress them by showing he had the same interests.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/00000057.jpg

He even tried cooking for them.

Kung Fu Man: Chicks always dig guys who can cook.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/00000058.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/00000060.jpg

Kung Fu Man: Hey Rikku I spent all night cooking you this delicious apple cinamon flavored oatmeal for you! Won't you please go out with me?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/00000061.jpg

Rikku: God no! Why don't you get a freaking hint. YOU'RE GROSS, YOU HAVE NO COOL ACESSORIES, AND YOU ARE VERY UNARTICULATE! NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!

And with that Rikku pushed Kung Fu Man into the oatmeal.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/00000062.jpg

Kung Fu Man: OH MY GOD IT'S PIPING HOT RIGHT OUT OF THE MICROWAVE I FEEL LIKE MY FLESH IS FALLING OFF OH GOOOODDDD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/00000064.jpg

Kung Fu Man: I won't let this humiliating and most painful situation stop me in my quest for love. LOVE TRIUMPHS OVER ALL!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/ba7388ab.jpg

So, he wrote a love note knowing that it's sweet melodic verses would bring his love back to him.

And one day, she returned to him.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/00000066.jpg

Rikku: There he is Optimus, that's the creepy loser who keeps trying to go out with me!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/00000071.jpg

Kung Fu Man: Wait a second, he's just as unarticulate as me! And he doesn't have any cool acessories! What's he got that I don't got? OH HELL IT DOESN'T MATTER I'M GOING TO KUNG FU HIM AND PROVE TO RIKKU THAT I'M THE BEST!

Sensing that danger was nigh at hand Optimus took the best course of action. He summoned his battle trailer and powered up!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/00000072.jpg

Optimus: What were you saying about awsome acessories?

Hi-Q: Waste that fool Optimus!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/00000076.jpg

So the battle began between Optimus Prime and Kung Fu Man, with the love of his life being the prize Kung Fu Man knew that if he fought with all his heart then he would become victorious. But just before he could make the first move he heard a click.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/Explosion.jpg

BOOOOOOOOOOM!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/00000077.jpg

Rikku: Oh Optimus!!!! *smootch smootch smootch smootch*

(It's so blurry because it's an action shot and Rikku rushed to Optimus so fast I couldn't keep up with them and they are in love and screw you for judging >: )

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/SANTAJUNK/00000078.jpg

THE END

[Sam]

I was going to post that last night after my other pictures but I got busy and after everyone was all "DER ADVENTURE DUR" I decided to post it. >:

[lunlun]

im proud of you :)
really :)

well done

[Sam]

THANKS LUNLUN I DID IT ALL FOR YOU FRIEND :)





















:rolleyes

[Supafly345]

Wow, you still have all the pieces to your optimis prime! $90 action figures are wasted on 10 year olds. :/

This is the first time I've ever seen your face :<I thought you said you met him at a mock meet.

[CosmoToad]

Wonderful job Sam, you have the skills to put articles on i-mockery :)

[lunlun]

Wonderful job Sam, you have the skills to put articles on i-mockery
hey cosmo i dont like you

dont be a fool

if you want to be nice ok but dont be an ass-licker

[Chojin]

This is the first time I've ever seen your face :<I thought you said you met him at a mock meet.
No, he didn't go to the NYC one.

[Dr. Boogie]

I had a picture from the mock meet I went to early in the pic thread. Page 12, I think, or somewhere around there.

[Chojin]

The only pic I saw was the one where you and Jason are sitting next to ronald, but your face was censored.

[Supafly345]

This is the first time I've ever seen your face :<I thought you said you met him at a mock meet.
No, he didn't go to the NYC one.Yuh-huh, we were chatting and talking about how much we loved dr boogie, and then I asked how old he was, you know? And then you said "well at the last mock meet he said he was 17" you know? And then I said "no kidding..." you know? Then you said "yeah, he's smart" or something like that. Then you added a ;< or two. I have the chat log if you want to see it.

[Sam]

So who all is getting banned now?

[ItalianStereotype]

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/196/garciais9gp.jpg

andy garcia

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/7948/garciais24rb.jpg

andy garcia + pirate costume :o

[Zomboid]

This is the best I can do till I get a camera.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/pics/gaypirate.jpg

It was a copy of "black inches" magazine cleverly disguised as "black pirates" with a unique censoring job and commentary by ninjavenom :O

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/pics/girls.jpg

Also, there were TWO she-male magazines filled with pictures a lot like that one. Very, very disturbing! :D

I accidentally left them lying on the coffee table in the room where people usually hang out when they come over...I didn't enjoy explaining what I was doing with gay and tranny magazines :O

He also sent a copy of prince of persia: warrior within for PS2 :D

Thank you for the disgusting (though hilarious :( ) crimmus present ninjer.

I don't care if you think it's funny, but I'll be damned if I'm going to have someone getting in trouble at work because you decided to act like a dumbass and post that shit.
- AChimp

[Ninjavenom]

no problem buddy ;)

Ninjavenom

And you would be wrong, sir, for i have not yet received my gift.

[Dr. Boogie]

I decided to go ahead and split off all the off-topic stuff from the end of the thread and stick them in the Graveyard. Anyone who wishes to go well outside the topic, please post now and be banned.

[Sam]

I really wish ItalianStereotype could get his hands on a camera. :(

[Ninjavenom]

I see that the gift i gave has left you all in stunned awe ;o

[Mockery]

Well it looks like the following people are going to be banned until they're ready to post their pics:


-Ninjavenom
-Orange Juice Bruce
-Schimid
-ItalianStereotype
-Johnyy Darko (already banned by Chojin)
-Zomboid
-Dr. Volshurawitz


I'll give you guys until midnight tomorrow to get your shit together, otherwise, the bannings will commence.

Note: if any of you on the list haven't posted your pics because you haven't received your secret santa gift yet, please PM or email me so I don't ban you and instead contact the person who was supposed to send you your gift and find out what the fuck is taking so absurdly long.

[Chojin]

Ninjavenom hasn't received a gift
OJB hasn't posted his pics cause he no longer has access to a camera
Schimid said he'd post pics but hasn't yet
IS posted MSpaint pictures that were apparently supposed to be his pictures, whatever
Darko I banned, yes
Zomboid posted something similar to IS
Volshurawitz hasn't received his gift either

So Schimid is the one IN TROUBLE

[ItalianStereotype]

well it's not like I posted those just for the hell of it.

[Chojin]

I fucking TOLD you that there was no indication those were your secret santa pictures, you greasy wop

[Mockery]

MS Paint/Photoshopped pictures do not qualify as Secret Santa Gift pics.

Ok, so Ninjavenom and Volshurawitz are off the hook as they haven't received their gifts. I'll look into who was supposed to send them their gifts and see what's up or just ban their asses.

So that leaves:

-OJB
-Schimid
-ItalianStereotype
-Darko
-Zomboid

[Chojin]

IS said at the beginning that he wouldn't be able to post a real pic, so that's good enough for me. I still think it's hilariously dumb that you retards can't just get a disposable camera from rite-aid and have them put the pictures on CD for you, though.

[ItalianStereotype]

so then what DOES count?

[Chojin]

Also I'll call Schimid and get him to put his shit up tonight.

[Mockery]

so then what DOES count?
ItalianStereotype - Ok I read back over it and you were told that a drawing was ok in your case, but come on man, post the fuckin pics. Like Chojin said, go to CVS and get a cheap-assed disposable camera and have them put the pics on a CD. There's just no excuse not to post the photos of your gift if you received one. POST.

Also:

In regards to Ninjavenom and Volshurawitz's missing gifts, here's who fucked them over:

-Johnyy Darko sending to Ninjavenom (Johnyy has made no contact with anybody regarding the status of sending out his gift or posting pics of the one that he received)

-OJB sending to Volshurawitz (his package was sent out and returned, but he apparently hasn't sent it out a 2nd time AND hasn't posted his pics)

[Schimid]

:eek

[Zomboid]

I'm only posting what I've posted so far unless I somehow get my hands on a fucking camera. I'm not gonna go to fucking radioshack and buy a goddamn camera, take oictures, go get em developed, and scan them for this shit. I've got drinking to do.

[Ninjavenom]

what a bastard, leaving me giftless >:O

good riddance >:O

[Archduke Tips]

More like the I-mockery secret santa disaster.

SANTA IS PISSED.