Chuck Norris isn't cool

[Archduke Tips]

Could somebody please explain to me where the sudden Chuck Norris fad came from?

Seriously, I've seen a few episodes of Walker Texas Ranger and some of the movies he is in and all of it pretty much sucks.

[Supafly345]

Might as well ask someone to explain why everyone thought All Your Base was so cool.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Or the O RLY owl
Or Yatta
Or any other inet meme.

[ScruU2wice]

conan o'brian

[Immortal Goat]

I was actually a fan of how much Chuck Norris sucked WAY before this sudden internet fad took over. And the reason he is so popular is that everything he is in is unintentionally hilarious. He has the emotional range of cauliflower, and his fighting moves are so obviously faked due to his aging body that you can't help but laugh.

[kahljorn]

All-american heroes are always hilarious. Look at rambo. Based on a character with the IQ of an iguana, how can you not help but love america?

[AChimp]

Rambo was a brilliant man, and he was trained to eat things that would make a billy-goat puke. >:

[DamnthatDavid]

Still, as Mr. Screw said, it all from Conan, and his Walker, Texas Ranger lever...

[HickMan]

He's awesome. I don't know what else to say besides that. You idiots.

[sonofsatchmoe]

there is some movie old chucky did with bruce lee in the '70s... chucky got his ass kicked big time.

[Womti]

HOORAY FOR CHUCKY! :rave

[ArrowX]

Have any of you seen "Invasion USA"!? The only movie on EARTH that ends with a WIld West style showdown with Rocket launchers.

[lunlun]

chuck norris wakes up childhood memories.
i can remember a film but i dont know the name
there was a boy who dreamt all day long and chuck was in his dreams.
for example he was on the way to school and suddenly he imagined to be at war and chuck told him "di this do that"

at the end he is meeting him in real life

but i have to admit that walker texas ranger really is crap

[lunlun]

ahhh nor i remember the title


sidekicks

[Lye]

those chuck facts are what started the internet fad.

him and vandamme and steven seagal alwayed bugged me. all the fights are just slow motion kicks, followed by somone doing a flip off of something or through glass. and as funny as it is to say you like something that is lame, I just could never stand to watch their stuff.

[thebiggameover]

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris...

[Sicktodeathmx]

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris...

Agreed.

[ziggytrix]

Chuck Norris could kick Bruce Lee's ass.




He'd just need a shovel.

[Sacks]

I liked it better when everyone just made Mr. T jokes and left Hulk Hogan/Chuck Norris/whoever out of it.

[lunlun]

i love jacky chan

[The One and Only...]

When OAO, Chuck Norris, and Vin Diesel are seen at the same time, the universe implodes into a multi-planar singularity from the sheer power of their manliness.

[Emu]

and then chuck and vin laugh at your thighs, and then make out

[mozz]

Vin diesels mother gave birth to a 32oz. steak.

[lunlun]

mozz did i tell you that i like you? :)

[Marc Summers]

It's a love triangle :o

[Sethomas]

Lunlun's movie was Sidekicks, the lad being suicide SeaQuest boy.

[Jeff The Ninja]

the movie where chuck norris gets his ass kicked by bruce lee is The Chinese Connection where they fight in the roman colluseum if i remember correctly.

[Sam]

Return of the Dragon.

[sonofsatchmoe]

the movie where chuck norris gets his ass kicked by bruce lee is The Chinese Connection where they fight in the roman colluseum if i remember correctly.

yea.. i remember the colluseum. it was on the documentry about bruce lee's unfinished movie.

[thebiggameover]

Return of the Dragon.

its both.

asia ---- us
the big boss fist of fury
fist of furry The Chinese Connection
The Chinese Connection return of the dragon[/code]