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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 05:03 PM        Chuck Norris isn't cool
Could somebody please explain to me where the sudden Chuck Norris fad came from?

Seriously, I've seen a few episodes of Walker Texas Ranger and some of the movies he is in and all of it pretty much sucks.
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 05:19 PM       
Might as well ask someone to explain why everyone thought All Your Base was so cool.
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 05:42 PM       
Or the O RLY owl
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 05:43 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 05:47 PM       
I was actually a fan of how much Chuck Norris sucked WAY before this sudden internet fad took over. And the reason he is so popular is that everything he is in is unintentionally hilarious. He has the emotional range of cauliflower, and his fighting moves are so obviously faked due to his aging body that you can't help but laugh.
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 05:50 PM       
All-american heroes are always hilarious. Look at rambo. Based on a character with the IQ of an iguana, how can you not help but love america?
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 06:20 PM       
Rambo was a brilliant man, and he was trained to eat things that would make a billy-goat puke.
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 07:42 PM       
Still, as Mr. Screw said, it all from Conan, and his Walker, Texas Ranger lever...
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 09:46 PM       
He's awesome. I don't know what else to say besides that. You idiots.
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 09:52 PM       
there is some movie old chucky did with bruce lee in the '70s... chucky got his ass kicked big time.
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 09:54 PM       
HOORAY FOR CHUCKY!
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 10:42 PM       
Have any of you seen "Invasion USA"!? The only movie on EARTH that ends with a WIld West style showdown with Rocket launchers.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 04:18 AM       
chuck norris wakes up childhood memories.
i can remember a film but i dont know the name
there was a boy who dreamt all day long and chuck was in his dreams.
for example he was on the way to school and suddenly he imagined to be at war and chuck told him "di this do that"

at the end he is meeting him in real life

but i have to admit that walker texas ranger really is crap
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 04:24 AM       
ahhh nor i remember the title


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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 02:01 PM       
those chuck facts are what started the internet fad.

him and vandamme and steven seagal alwayed bugged me. all the fights are just slow motion kicks, followed by somone doing a flip off of something or through glass. and as funny as it is to say you like something that is lame, I just could never stand to watch their stuff.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 02:47 PM       
Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris...
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 02:53 PM       
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Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris...
Agreed.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 03:04 PM       
Chuck Norris could kick Bruce Lee's ass.




He'd just need a shovel.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 03:21 PM       
I liked it better when everyone just made Mr. T jokes and left Hulk Hogan/Chuck Norris/whoever out of it.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 03:58 PM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 03:58 PM       
When OAO, Chuck Norris, and Vin Diesel are seen at the same time, the universe implodes into a multi-planar singularity from the sheer power of their manliness.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 04:00 PM       
and then chuck and vin laugh at your thighs, and then make out
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 04:16 PM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 04:21 PM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 07:21 PM       
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