FORUM EVENT: "SECRET SANTA 2006!"

[Sam]

MY SECRET SANTA FROM NOOB3 (with special guest photographer Nothing4buddha on all the blurry pictures. >:)

This is the very pretty letter that Noob3 hand wrote for me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/01010377.jpg

It told of all the wonder that was contained within and how i was expected to act upon discovery of this treasure trove

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/01010378.jpg

Why thank you Noob I do have a problem with those pesky mosquitos

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/01010376.jpg

HAHAHAHAHA Eat your dirty english heart out MetalMilitia

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This bag was full of jerky but I ate it all before i took pictures!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/01010375.jpg

This bag still has jerky in it because it is shitty

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/01010379.jpg

Nutter Butters? I hate Nutter Butters >:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/01010381.jpg

But Nothing4buddha likes them

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/01010389.jpg

I will use these to draw a beautiful masterpiece someday

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/01010380.jpg

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM WONDERFUL SPAM

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Look guys here is my inpersonation of Rog:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/01010410.jpg

"THEY FELL IN AND DROWNED."

HAHAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING ROG.


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THANK YOU NOOB3

[GADZOOKS]

Nice pictures, Sam.

[Sam]

Oh yeah, and Noob3 owes me some bluntsticks. >:

[noob3]

:lol i guess making spam-art with the markers is better than drawing with them!

ugh that spam looks disgusting :(

no blunts for you ;)

[doopa]

But did you eat the jerky?

[Mockery]

I wish he included the taco. :(

More spam art please.

[Sam]

I ate the Slim Jim jerky because it tasted really good.

I didn't eat the other kind though it tasted gross. :x

[nothing4buddha]

OH LOOK SECRET SANTA TIME FOR NOTHING4BUDDHA GUYS :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/teresa%20secret%20santaz/box.jpg



a package?! from schimid horray! what's inside?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/teresa%20secret%20santaz/everything.jpg
look at all of these discs full of awesome media for me to enjoy! and also a sand art bottle and picture frame!



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/teresa%20secret%20santaz/drunk.jpg
lol lol lol no comment tho srsly



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/teresa%20secret%20santaz/64.jpg
wrestling rawwwr girls don't play wrestling but i gave it a shot so what the heck i sucked at it but whatev life goes on right guys



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/teresa%20secret%20santaz/cd2-1.jpg
the local SCENE OMG
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/teresa%20secret%20santaz/cd1-1.jpg
more of... THE LOCAL SCENE



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/teresa%20secret%20santaz/comingtoamerica.jpg
coming to america! gosh that one guy is sucha character!



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/teresa%20secret%20santaz/guiltygearxbox.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/teresa%20secret%20santaz/guiltygearps2.jpg
:O guilty gear (sorry about the blur i suck @ pictures:( )


and finally the picture frame, what to do ....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/teresa%20secret%20santaz/frame.jpg


...

i have to put some kind of sexy picture in here....

.....

THE SEXIEST PERSON EVAR
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/teresa%20secret%20santaz/willie.jpg
WILLIE!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3


thank you schimid :D <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[doopa]

Ok, sorry this took so long - I was sick. Ninjavenom your lady friend is a-dor-able

Ok, on with the show!

http://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/secret_santa/1.jpg

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From Ninjavenom!

Contents:
1. Xray Gogs
2. Journey Greatest Hits Tape
3. Random little figures
4. Weird TV dvd
5. 1 belt 1 jesus buckle 1 Tupac Buckle
6. Cap Gun
7. A Letter

http://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/secret_santa/3b.jpg

The Tupac Buckle was simply unphotographical. Obviously because he is so mighty and glorious his photo must never be shown. Dare I type his name?

http://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/secret_santa/2b.jpg
The note, explaining the contents also contained some fridge-worthy artwork

http://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/secret_santa/2.jpg

Ok so My gifts are clearly AWESOME. And I love Journey because I am old and will listen to this tape every day on my way to work.

Now for the story- lets kick it old school. Get out the lighters kids-

http://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/secret_santa/12.jpg

Ninjavenom run
Out to the store for fun
Wheels go round and round
In your mind
http://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/secret_santa/13.jpg

Some joke farts
Or hermaphrodite pornography done right
Sendin me a secret santa gift
In the mail
http://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/secret_santa/4.jpg

They say that this board
Aint no place to freely give out your address
But I drank some wine
And this is the only chance to get a present you see
http://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/secret_santa/9.jpg

Cuz lovin a mockery man
Aint always what its supposed to be
http://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/secret_santa/5.jpg

Oh Ninjavenom you sent an awesome present to me
Im forever yours...faithfully
http://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/secret_santa/8.jpg

Pretend to have a life
Under the internet world
http://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/secret_santa/10.jpg

We all need the clowns
To make us smile
Through each thread
Always another show
http://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/secret_santa/7.gif

Wondering why
Then I get my present from you
http://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/secret_santa/6.jpg

And being a part of it aint easy
On this message board
Two strangers call each other fags again
http://www.strangepuppets.com/misc/secret_santa/11.jpg
I get the joy
Of thanking you
Oh Ninjavenom you sent an awesome present to me
Im forever yours...faithfully


You youngin's can watch the original video on the youtubes at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eV8iUiwpxU

[doopa]

obviously poppers has mighty powers as 3 of us so far have posted our stories tonight.


Willy's picture looks like it belongs there. well done buddha

[snoogans]

hehe well done Re! A song and a story all in one!

[poppers620]

hurray for more stories!

obviously poppers has mighty powers as 3 of us so far have posted our stories tonight.



im glad someone finally realized my potential for greatness.

Doopa LOVED your story and poem/haiku thingie..... you get the prize for best story! i really hope you will be wearing that jesus belt buckle next time i am graced with your presence.

[Ninjavenom]

glad to see you enjoyed the gifts :O


brittany had to explain the journey song to me, which made it more hilarious i think

[sadie]

:lol re, that was excellent. i was singing along. :(

[FartinMowler]

Supa Doopa :) (what the Crocodile hunter said before he got stab by the Stingray).

[Grislygus]

Legos... why the hell didn't I think of that?

[doopa]

Gee thanks guys! Glad you liked my story :picklehat I didn't expect anyone - well maybe like one old person on here to get my joke. I make jokes for myself, and no one can take that away from me.

Rog made me at least put in a link to the original video though - which I did but maybe some of you ddin't see it. So let's try one mroe time in case:
You youngin's can watch the original video on the youtubes at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eV8iUiwpxU


And poppers - those belt buckles rock my butt. Maybe I will be wearing them to Rocky tonight BUT I heard someone isn't joining us because she didn't study. tsk tsk

[executioneer]

guys i got my package yesterday and i will taking pictures tonite, and hopfully will have up +storytime for tomorrow or friday

dont think im gonnan do a video that would take too long (THOUGH I MIGHT AFTER XMAS??? IDK)

[Schimid]

Got my junk today. Pictures up tonight or tomorrow.

[Rabid Child]

Doopa, Your very pretty, you look alot like Kerri Kenny Silver from MTV's The State, Thats a Compliment :)
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/7084/kerrikenney01cx1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Mockery]

Haha, while Kerri is awesome and pretty, I don't think she looks like Re. Totally different face shapes 'n what not. Sure, they can both make funny faces 'n have dark hair, but other than that, quite different.

[Rabid Child]

well i ment in that particular picture i posted, the main point I was making is she is pretty

Off Topic: Speaking of The State, It better come to DVD because never got to see it besides i-tunes video's, I was 3 when it was on so i missed it

Back to topic

[MarioRPG]

Good stories guys, I'm getting my film tonight (hopefully).

[Protoclown]

:lol Re that story was fucking awesome :lol

I miss you guys :(

[Spengler]

That was great, Doopa! The first picture is my favorite.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Awww poor Protoclown. :tear

[doopa]

Well thanks Rabid Child. That chick is a funny lady.



Protojason- there's planes these days. Get your ass on one.


gnite guys

[MarioRPG]

MarioRPG's Secret Santa Spectacular.
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And, it's story time.
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Also, I was going to take a picture of Darth playing pin the tail on the robot, but alas, the film. I'm sorry for the blurry pics, but I tried, and isn't that what matters? (I know the answer is no)
Merry Christmas.
EDIT: Oh, and Mystie, I took offense to those sex shots, do you think I'm that impotent. :(
Btw, there's a couple'o spelling mistakes that I won't bother fixing sorry.

[Bodadem]

If you took offense to the sex shots, why'd you drink 'em anyways? Or was it just out of necessity?

[Mystie]

Awww, you didn't want to make Kool-Aid sex shot mixers?

Heh, the story was still awesome even with the blurriness! :)

[Mockery]

Currently waiting on these people to post their pics and/or stories:

-Emu
-glowbelly
-HickMan
-Misdemonar
-Noob3
-MR. DANNY TATOM
-Schimid
-Comrade Rocket
-randomskyfears
-executioneer

[liquidstatik]

im sure my package is on its way ;<

[Misdemonar]

http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/2822/lolpl5.png (http://imageshack.us)

more to come dudes

[MarioRPG]

Mystie, about the Kool-Aid mixers, I found that the sex shots were only one serving. And I needed it. Needed it bad. They should have a disclaimer not to take in Math class. :<

Btw, it taste like a Pina Colada

[Emu]

By the time I was able to actually get home to open my package, I found that it was already open and most of what was inside had been strewn across the house by a certain retard who shall go unnamed. HOWEVER I was able to compose a short narrative from what I did get.


STARDATE DECEMBER 2006. Ever since the accieent, my former life as the marshal/ninja master of Tombstone City has become a dreary, sedentary life. I haven't even had the will to pick up the throwing stars and dispense deadly justice since.

However, I one day recieved a package from my former ninja tutor, HickMan.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture725.jpg

To my imense supprise, it contained a brand new set of ninja gear!

Wait, wait... "Combat Playset?" No no no. It must be a typo. I'll fix it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture730.jpg

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

And this... "Mighty Dog?" Another typo. It must be NINJA WARPAINT

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture732.jpg

YES!

I immediately got to work setting myself up with my new ninja gear, determined to strike fear into the hearts of those black hat-wearing evil ninja cowboys.

What the... what is this thing? A jockstrap?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture728.jpg

Ah, yes... no, it's too snug.

Hm.

I know! It must be a replacement headband!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture727.jpg

(GSAP) ENEMY OPERATIVE

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture734.jpg

NO CRIMINAL WILL STAND AGAINST

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture733.jpg

JUSTICE HAS BEEN DESERVED.

(You can't really see it but in that one I'm wearing the Marshal of Tombstone badge and the jockstrap on my head. ;( )

[FartinMowler]

I spent weeks making a film and that's the best you can do Emu >: you have really hair legs :/

[HickMan]

DID YOU GET THE ENERGY DRINK?!

[draw a sidewalk]

hickman, where are your pictures!

[HickMan]

They will be up by the end of the day tommorow! I promise! IG got to level 60 and now I'm making him take the pictures! Yay!

[liquidstatik]

mine just got here :x

pictures after the holidays ;D

[Chojin]

Gifts from Willie

CONTINUED

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http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/mbready.jpg

GO

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/mbzak1.jpg

OH LOOK ENJOYING THE WII ARE YOU WELL HAVE I GOT SOME INTERACTIVE ENTERTAINMENT FOR YOU

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/mbzak2.jpg

TOO BAD YOU ARE OFFICIALLY TOO DISTINGUISHED TO PLAY GAMES

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/mbwii.jpg

AH HA HA! YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS!

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/mbvirtualboy.jpg

AH HA HA

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/mbtrophy.jpg

REMEMBER, ARGUMENTS ON THE INTERNET ARE LIKE COMPETING IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS: AWESOME

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/mbvgcats1.jpg

OH SCOOT RAMSOOMAIR GOING TO MAKE SOME POIGNANT SOCIAL COMMENTARY IN THE FORM OF FORCED ZANYNESS ARE YOU

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/mbvgcats2.jpg

TOO BAD YOUR STRIP IS NOW TOO MATURE FOR YOUR READERS! AH HA HA HA!

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/mbcologne.jpg

THE SCENT OF MUSTACHIOS

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GIFTINGS ARE NTO SAFE FROM THE MUSTACHINGS

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/mbkittyphone.jpg

HA HA HA MORE LIKE HELLO OLD MAN HA HA HA

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/mbcat1.jpg

SO SORRY, KITTY, THERE IS NO BARGAINING OUT OF MUSTACHINGS

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/mbcat2.jpg

DO NOT DO THE STRUGGLES, IT COULD ONLY SERVE FOR ACCIDENTS AND MUSTACIO ACCIDENTS ARE NO KIND OF ACCIDENTS TO HAVE

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/mbcat3.jpg

AH HA HA HA, OH CAT, YOU HAVE CAUSED YOURSELF TERRIBLE MISCHIEF, YOU WILL HAVE TO HAVE A MUSCHIO REMOVAL LASERING PERFORMED JUST TELL THEM TO GIVE A DISCOUNT

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ssanta/mbreadybw.jpg

ON ACCOUTN OF CRIMES

[noob3]

excellent i love that cat man

[HickMan]

What I got for my Secret Santa Gift was a plethora of goodies!

As you can see for yourself!
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/4618/hhslife002fr0.jpg

I got a swell letter from Draw a Sidewalk and Noob3! What cuties ;)
http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/4892/hhslife015ka7.jpg

I also recieved the most delicious canned good anyone can EVER ask for! SPAM! OHHH LOOK AT MY FACE! JUST THE THOUGHT OF THAT JUICY CUMSHOT OF FOOD GOING INTO MY MOUTH SETS ME INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5923/hhslife016nh8.jpg

AND JUST IN CASE I SPILL SPAM ON THE SHIRT DRAW A SIDEWALK GAVE ME, SHE SENT TWO EXTRAS! WHAT A SWEETIE!
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/6177/hhslife017lf5.jpg

...in my white tee :pimp
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5794/hhslife018vg2.jpg

What's this? Two of the same shirt? BOOOOOOORING!
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5589/hhslife019zx8.jpg

Oh Jesus...The first two were just plain white and nerdy...But I think I stumbled on something big here...
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5770/hhslife020ke3.jpg
That's right...The real deal...

I tried to be super powerful like the Hulkster when it came to ripping shirts...But it seemed I had the strengh of Hollywood Hulk Hogan when it came to running a functional family...zip :'(
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2461/hhslife021xo8.jpg
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/8431/hhslife022wv9.jpg

BUT! An idea! Draw A Sidewalk must of known I wouldnt of been strong enough on my own! That's why she sent me POWER FOOD
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/6714/hhslife023oz3.jpg

DELICIOUS LIKE MUSCLE!
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8308/hhslife025if2.jpg

for the most part...
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/1671/hhslife030na4.jpg

NOW I FEEL LIKE SLAMMING ANDRE THE GIANT! AGAIN! (big muscle, for sure)
http://img272.imageshack.us/img272/9557/hhslife031ld0.jpg

I CAN DO THIS
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/468/hhslife032vb0.jpg
I CAN DO THIS!!!!
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ROCKY BALBOA!!!!!!
http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/5990/hhslife034pz7.jpg
ALMOST THERE! (btw the shorts were a present too!)
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/568/hhslife035cs7.jpg

HULKAMANIA STILL RUNNIN' WILD BROTHER!!!!!
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/8821/hhslife036wq3.jpg

Now it's time to learn the sweet fighting moves all badasses need to know. That's where the best movie of all time comes in... "Master of Disaster!" It taught me how ice blocks can be deadly weapons against the yellow-skins
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8805/hhslife037rx7.jpg

NOW IT'S TIME TO BEAT UP SOME NERDS
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FOOT IN BALLS
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/1520/hhslife039xa2.jpg
CURBSTOMP YO ASS BITCH!
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/1411/hhslife040dl6.jpg

And now...for the final blow...The one thing Draw A Sidewalk gave me that I didn't eat before I took these pictures...
A Disgusting Sugar Ornament!!!!
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/5128/hhslife041sr6.jpg

Oh yeah...I went there
YOU EAT THAT AND YOU LIKE IT, PUS BOY!
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2207/hhslife043kl5.jpg

Well...Christmas is saved once again thanks to me and my wacky Secret Santa gifts! Thanks a lot for the help, Draw A Sidewalk and Noob3!

As for IG, he won't be posting for a long time...(que the jason music)
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/725/hhslife044cd6.jpg

(ps do you guys think i can be a model lol)

[Schimid]

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http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f184/Schimid/santa/IMG_0530.jpg

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f184/Schimid/santa/lego.gif

[Jixby Phillips]

f*cking nice man

mustache bandsit ! !!

[Grislygus]

Between the mustached cat and the martial art block-square-things, those made my day.

[HickMan]

Schimid enjoys a good pepsi!

[Sam]

Hickman should have made his shirt ripping into an animated GIF.

SERIOUSLY. :(

[HickMan]

YEAH BUT I DONT KNOW HOW SO SOMEBODY DO IT FOR ME LOL

[snoogans]

ehehe those last few stories were the awesomeness. Great work guys!

Merry Christmas everyone!! Hope you all get loads of sweet shizz and eat so much you feel sick!

[executioneer]

guys i am sorry i did not get my thing in earlier but i got some holliday and turning 30 years old depression that ruined my ability to get it done (APPOLOGIES TO LARRY THE CABLE REPARIMAN)

also appologies for not picturing myself in these pictures but like i said, depressions

i had initially had a idea to prefix this story w/ myself having a dialog w/ myself, and i was gonan shave my face up to make the characters more distinct but unfortunatley it did not work out

DOUBLE PLUS APOLOGIES

anyhow

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg1.JPG

my gift person was mistermockery, he sent me a "frankfurter converter" (pictured) and a "extendible fork" (not pictured yet)

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg2.JPG
this is what happends when you put a hotdog into the f. converter it turns into a octopus haha


NEXT UP A PARTIAL HARROWING TAEL
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg3.JPG
our ship did land on a strange island with cyclopean monuments such as this strewn at bizarre angles across it
when we approached the largest one atop the tall cliff, it began to open

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg4.JPG
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg5.JPG
AND A MONSTOR DID APPEAR

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg6.JPG
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg7.JPG
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg8.JPG
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg9.JPG
with a flick of his tentacled face he threw ed off the cliff ;_;
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg10.JPG
NOOOOO
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg11.JPG
AIIIEEEE
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg12.JPG
*splat*
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg10.JPG
oh no i am next help
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg13.JPG
look it is a weapon of some kind
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg14.JPG
i will fight you htdgthulu
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg15.JPG
woah it did get long and stab him in the face!
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg16.JPG
oh no the use fo a magic trident did awaken an even more dreadful monstor
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg17.JPG
A SHAGOTH OH SH*T
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg18.JPG
SHOWDOWN AT THE OK CORALL
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg19.JPG
who iwll win
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/htdg20.JPG
(please note no animals were harmed int he filming of this picture although one got to eat some hot dog tentacles)
(also note, i am using my parents computer to post this and to upload pictures, so if some of them dont show up right away dont be alarmed as they still have dialup)

[snoogans]

holymoly i want a hotdogapus maker thing

[Mockery]

Actually, Doopa was your Secret Santa, Willie... not sure why it said it was from me. Guess because the account was in my name or somethin. It shoulda said her name on there somewhere though o.O

Anywho, those pics are awesome and now I wanna get a hotdog octopus maker thingamabob. :(

[liquidstatik]

one of my presents takes 72 hours before i can use it, so i have to wait :x

[darklycan]

one of my presents takes 72 hours before i can use it, so i have to wait :x

Oh cool you got the presents, sorry it had to take so long but unfortuantly we don't have that "through rain, snow, sleet" thingy you guys have, just boganess. Well I hope you enjoyed them and look forward to you super secret santa adventure!

[liquidstatik]

yessuh i like 'em :D

and its okay, i was wonderin wtf was up, but it came all the way from australia
so its all good :O

[zeldasbiggestfan]

They sell those hotdog things on Stupid.com! That place is cool. AND the extendible fork is there (a spoon is there too I think!)

[poppers620]

i hope everyone had a good christmas!

[Grislygus]

I did!

[MarioRPG]

Yay for christmas! Commence bannings! But for real, happy new year too.

[executioneer]

oh hey ps chojin when you were doing mustache did you use that flashlight for safety purposes

you gotta be safe you know

[doopa]

That was awesome willy

[zeldasbiggestfan]

How many more stories do people need to put up?

[FartinMowler]

How many more stories do people need to put up?

that's like asking how many stupid questions you might post until you realize that no one likes you.... :( but that is on a scale of do you really care or do you comprehend the fact you might be a total fucking loser

[Microshock]

listen we all hate zelda but at least fucking answer his question..

fuck you zelda. fuck you.....dont come back to next years secret santa

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Fartin- Both :(

Microshock- Im telling your parents then you'll get grounded little tyke. Wont want that now will you...Your the load your mom should have swallowed you know that?

[Schimid]

listen we all hate zelda but at least fucking answer his question..

Who's this "we", champ?

[Angryhydralisk]

Your the load your mom should have swallowed you know that?

:lol

Anywho, these stories have been a blast to read. I know I'll participate next year.

[Microshock]

zelda .......wow. you know that i put up a decent story and i gave good gifts.

i did my part. unlike you

and the only comeback you have is that im young?

pathetic.

Schimid , you dont hate him? Cuz i thought when i said 'we' , i meant everyone on this thread.

[darklycan]

zelda .......wow. you know that i put up a decent story and i gave good gifts.

i did my part. unlike you

and the only comeback you have is that im young?



Micro, sure you did your part ect, but don't go into a little off topic flame war. Its not worth it when your a new member.

On the comeback it really comes to you newbie status, thats the only thing we know about you, so its the only thing he can taunt you with. Oh and not everyone agrees with you because they have known Zelda for longer, so one slip up isn't pissing them off too bad.

Anywho back on topic. Well it's a new year and the stories still ain't all up! Good work to everyone who has posted, most of them have been excellent and has made this year's secret santa quite enjoyable and I hope next years will be better.

Oh and come on Danny, its been 72 hours the creature should be done by now! :p

[Mockery]

Unless I'm mistaken, the following six people have NOT posted their pictures:

-glowbelly
-Misdemonar
-Noob3
-MR. DANNY TATOM
-Comrade Rocket
-randomskyfears

What gives?

[Misdemonar]

Mockery, I can't post becuase of technical problems, and because I'm a dick, and idk what to do with a dress.

[Mockery]

What are these "technical" problems. It doesn't take much to post a picture of what you got. You don't have to post a story. Just post pictures of whatever you got and say who gave it to you.

[Esuohlim]

Mockery, I can't post becuase of technical problems, and because I'm a dick, and idk what to do with a dress.

Just put on the dress and get a picture of you wearing the dress come on chop chop

[Zomboid]

Looks like comrade rocket hasn't posted since you gave him shit.

[nothing4buddha]

he still hasn't gotten his stuff in the mail

[Zomboid]

Yeah but usually there'd still be posts from the guy. Lately there's nothing at all :O

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I havent heard anything from that randomskyfears guy.

[liquidstatik]

DEAR MR MOCKERY,

i've been out of town for the week, but im coming back today
so ill get pictures up sooooonn ;O

[Preechr]

Is this still not done?

damn...

[Uncle_Sham]

Dear mr Tatom,

I am rotting in my chair as i speak, waiting for you to post and gloat about what you got from your secret santa.

sincerly, Unkie Sham

[Microshock]

zelda..i would like to apologize because at least u put up a story

but quite a lot of fuckheads didnt.....

[Lotida]

zelda..i would like to apologize because at least u put up a story

but quite a lot of fuckheads didnt.....


Do you kiss your mommie with that mouth?? Sheeesh... respect your elders!!

[Tropical]

havn't visited the boards in a long while...

but can we just ban Zelda anyways? I mean, what's there to lose from banning him? 50% of i-mock revenues? Come on. Since i don't think seth is gonna reveal his 2nd gift, wtf did u give him Zelda? Spill the beans. Go on then.

Oh and Micro, you're really getting repetetive. Shut up.

[kahljorn]

not to bring this thread offtopic but is that actually a picture of lotida because she looks like she should be cooking a summer ham for her abusive husband named Floyd.

[Lotida]

not to bring this thread offtopic but is that actually a picture of lotida because she looks like she should be cooking a summer ham for her abusive husband named Floyd.

Why you gotta say shit about my husband? What'd he ever do to you??? >:

Secret Santa Thread... Carry on....

[Grislygus]

lol, "Floyd".

[kahljorn]

I think Lotida should change her name to hambone. That way when she becomes a burlesque singer on a Louisiana river casino boat she'll already have a nickname.

jk lotida i just wanted an excuse to talk about hams.

[noob3]

somones hungry :)

PS Pics soon, guys!

[kahljorn]

I had ham, mashed potatoes and broccoli au gratin rice for dinner last night and tonight I had eggs, ham and fresh hashbrowns :O

[BEN]

I had ham, mashed potatoes and broccoli au gratin rice for dinner last night and tonight I had eggs, ham and fresh hashbrowns :O

jesus christ thats amazing

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[Black Flag]

yeah, ben, someone eating ham twice pretty much blows my mind, too

[Angryhydralisk]

Ham & Peanut Butter Sandwich.

Tastes as okay as it sounds.

[MarioRPG]

Hahhahaha Hydralisk thinks this is that what are you eating thread

IT'S NOT.

[GADZOOKS]

That is pretty funny.

[kahljorn]

Blackflag made me laugh so hard

[Immortal Goat]

Hickman should have made his shirt ripping into an animated GIF.

SERIOUSLY. :(
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/8815/shirtripperqd3.gif

I know it's not great quality, but it's convenient avatar size!

[Ninjavenom]

if anyone hasn't posted yet, i think it's safe to call it "fucking ridiculous".

[noob3]

:lol i will never post pictures with that kind of slanderization

:[

[Chojin]

People who haven't posted pictures yet &
People who have not sent gifts:

You're all getting banned at midnight (as in, morning of) the 14th of this month unless you rectify before then.

[kahljorn]

TESTIFY

[Dr. Boogie]

It's a birthday present.

[Uncle_Sham]

Microshock i noticed in you story their is a fault

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o136/opolopolis/pic10.jpg

[executioneer]

oh hey ps chojin when you were doing mustache did you use that flashlight for safety purposes

you gotta be safe you know

[Chojin]

I love that flashlight and use it a lot :<

mainly to blind zak when playing wii sports, but i've used it at my job, too ;<

[executioneer]

i believe you will find it takes a whole assload of use to run down that one AA (i believe the packaging implied you could get 50 hours of use out of it :o)

[kahljorn]

Have you guys ever seen those "21st century torches"? The ones that are "run off of" magnets and instead of putting batteries in it you just shake it up and they basically run forever?
those are really cool and i have one, i got it for christmas :D

[Preechr]

You're all getting banned at midnight (as in, morning of) the 14th of this month unless you rectify before then.

So, was that Eastern Standard Time? I mean, there could have been a whole lot of confusion about that, so I think maybe banning people, what with all the Time Zone confusion, might be, y'know, unexpected? What if they thought you meant American Samoan Time?

[Grislygus]

I don't want to see glowbelly banned. :(

[FartinMowler]

It was that or a house falling on her :/

[noob3]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j140/smashedlotus/chuckscastle.jpg

dunnys enjoying kitty castle

[Preechr]

I don't want to see glowbelly banned. :(

Me either... I sent her gift... Can I just take the blame for crappy presents without getting banned myself?

[Angryhydralisk]

Sooooo is this event officially done or something?

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I thought so too but since I did not participate I did not say anything.

I guess I'm gonna get yelled at now. I hope they do it next year, though. I would so like a brand new Koosh ball.

[BEN]

yeah man, I'll do it next year as well. Everyone will be crossing their fingers hoping they get paired up with ol' ben because my christmas gifts will bloow yooou awaaaayyyyy.

[Sethomas]

HEY GUYS, Sethomas versus ZBF Christmas battle update!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140077941991

He did actually send this to me promptly after his warning, so it's not like anyone besides myself was lazy in making this update.

[noob3]

One (1) issue of Weekly World News®, dated 11 December 2006. It warns of a "super depression coming in two months", so I'm afraid your warning will be cut short to just a few weeks.


serious lol here

[darklycan]

HEY GUYS, Sethomas versus ZBF Christmas battle update!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140077941991

He did actually send this to me promptly after his warning, so it's not like anyone besides myself was lazy in making this update.

Haha god work Seth, hopefully you make some gain from the secret santa. So which members have been banned? Has MRDANNY been banned? Casue I really wanted to see what story he would make.

[liquidstatik]

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/8/9/8/7/717898_356x237.jpg
KEEP MY NAME OUCHA MOUTH

[darklycan]

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/8/9/8/7/717898_356x237.jpg
KEEP MY NAME OUCHA MOUTH

:O! Is that..... The Game? I hope you didn't misunderstand me, I was just asking if you *had* been banned, not in the style that you *should* be banned. So you played any of the awsomeness of Sam & Max yet?

[liquidstatik]

yesssssuhh, its niftyy. that CD was weird, though. ;<

oh and my neice likes the fart putty :D

[Chojin]

i haven't been bothered to look up names yet, so this is like an unofficial AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL for you fags that are fagging about with not uploading images.

[darklycan]

yesssssuhh, its niftyy. that CD was weird, though. ;<

oh and my neice likes the fart putty :D

Glad to see you liked it :p. That CD I bought when I was recently in Japan, I bought like 20 of those CD's becasue there were about 50 cents each. Good random gifts for people.

[Chojin]

Okay so here's what's up:

Nothing4Buddha to Randomskyfears (Received, hasn't posted pictures)
Glowbelly to Comrade Rocket (Not sent)
Preechr to Glowbelly (Received, hasn't posted pictures)
MR. DANNY TATOM to Misdemonar (Received, hasn't posted pictures)
Darklycan to MR. DANNY TATOM (Received, hasn't posted pictures)

E-mails are about to be sent out to find out if you all had a good reason. If you don't have one, you can move to correct this before we switch to the new boards, as I'm not gonna bother to ban anyone before then. Also, I propose that you pay an 'Asshole tax' to the board in the minimum amount of $5 VIA http://i-mockery.com/donate.php

Glowbelly has been contacted and she has a good reason.

[Sacks]

Did she swallow a penny? I swallowed a penny one time, I thought I was going to die.

[Microshock]

Did she swallow a penny? I swallowed a penny one time, I thought I was going to die.

i was watching scrubs tonight..and the janitor ate a penny but it was tracking device used by j.d

hee heee loool im sorry...ill get back to work

[Jixby Phillips]

that scrubs really cracks you up huh boy

it cracks me up too, keep up the good work pal

[GADZOOKS]

hahaha, is JD the calamity coyote :lol

EDIT: Nevermind, I found out that was Zack Braff, if anything that guy is a toad. >:

[Misdemonar]

[/URL]

[URL=http://imageshack.us]http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/5569/p00103ks1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Sorry it took so long fellas, I feel like the ole grinch yes I do :grinch

[liquidstatik]

where's the cow and stuff? ;<

[MarioRPG]

YOU ARE NOT USING THAT ITEM SIR. (Thank god)

[Misdemonar]

where's the cow and stuff? ;<

My dog was in the mood for beef sir.

[liquidstatik]

lol it's okay, my sister stole like half the stuff i got :x

p.s. my pictures coming today or tomorrow :o

[randomskyfears]

sorry guys, was out of the country for the past month or so. didn't mean to leave you hanging, but am trying to get my girlfriend a visa to the states (and have been since august), so was in india the whole time and that took priority. didn't have the gifts with me anyways. just got back and am in the process of rounding up all the stuff i got, but not sure i'll be able to find it all. however, should have pics up of whatever i can find later today

[randomskyfears]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o136/randomskyfears/CIMG2216.jpg

so, this was all the stuff i could find, though i also got a dirty shirt (not dirty as in unclean, dirty as in porn) and there was a ball in that empty container, as well as a spinning wheel to accompany the orange handle there. theres a chance there was something else, but my stuff got moved all over while i was gone. i think i basically got all the same stuff as fartinmowler did for some reason

[MarioRPG]

Whoopi cushions should not be green. :(

[Sethomas]

Well, I hate to be a downer, but after auction and postage fees I'm about five cents in the hole from the eBay auction. This doesn't bother me, I just wish I had something to donate to the site. So it goes!

[Sam]

POST THE SHIRT.>:

[Dr. Boogie]

Here’s the crap that Seth got from ZBF, and that I got from Seth's eBay auction... which in a way makes it the stuff I got from ZBF:

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/boogie/santa-1.jpg
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/boogie/santa-2.jpg
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/boogie/santa-3.jpg

Something about the tabloid drove my cat nuts. Perhaps his sensitive nose picked up the stench of a cheap fat kid. He hates those things.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/boogie/santa-4.gif

Wowie, my birthday came early this year!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/boogie/santa-5.jpg

Mmm, gum. And such an expensive variety, too.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/boogie/santa-6.jpg

And the rest: a couple hot wheels, and a power ranger that makes a strange noise when you push its belt buckle.

Still, there is a compelling story to be drawn from all this:

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/boogie/santa-7.jpg

Having just defeated her human counterpart, the pink ranger rests for a moment, taking a break and catching up on the latest news.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/boogie/santa-8.jpg

“Good lord, we’re in the middle of a Super Depression! I’ve got to find some way to escape it! I know, I’ll just steal a quick pick-me-up...”

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/boogie/santa-9.jpg

“Haha, the gum is mine now, you peons! Oh, what’s this? The rattlesnake car wants to take a shot at me? Well go a-head!!!”

*splat* *crash*

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/boogie/santa-10.jpg

“Ahahahahaha!! None can topple me! Not even...”

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/boogie/santa-11.gif

*gasp* “Oh no, I wasn’t counting on them sending in the heavy artillery! If that orange missile hits me it’ll... oh, wait. It’s not a missile at all. It’s just a cheap little fakeout. Haw haw”

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/boogie/santa-12.jpg

“Argh, lasers! Invisible lasers from the orange thingie! ARGH, I AM DEFEATED!!!”

And so, with one final weird noise from her belt, the pink ranger was slain, and I sat down to take a look at my favorite tabloid story:

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/boogie/santa-13.jpg

An ad for a service that sends insults you can use to your Bluetooth headset. As if you didn’t look crazy enough just talking into one of those things.


THE END

[GADZOOKS]

Thank you for making something out of literally nothing.