I got into a fight with my dad

[The_voice_of_reason]

because my brother's football team was having a fundraiser car wash at the same time as the highscool band and choir was. I went and had my car washed by the band a choir kids. My dad tried to tell me some shit about being loyal, and I tried to explain to him how the football team gets twice the budget of the fine arts program and the fine arts program is a better aid to students. I gave him statistics on how only one graduate from this year is going to college on a football scholorship but we have ten people going on music scholarships. He just told me that sports "build character" so I walked out of the room and he yelled at me.

[Secret Agent Vomit]

You should go beat the fuck out of him for being retarded. >:

[Brandon]

Thank heavens you have such a cool father, otherwise you may never have seen the error of going against the vengeful god of sports.

[Mike]

I can see your point, but since your brother is on the football team I think that's more important. Whether or not your father realizes that both music and sports build character, it sounds like he at least has a sound idea of principle. It's better to believe in something, than nothing. Many fathers might not have given a shit either way. If I were you I'd be grateful that's not the case with yours.

I don't mean to sound like a know-it-all, all I'm saying is I see both as valid points, though I think loyalty to your Dad and your brother come first.

[AChimp]

You're not a real man until you've beat up your dad. >:

[The_voice_of_reason]

I get the loyalty angle but the bottom line is that the football team doesn't need money and the fine arts program does.

[Evil Robot]

I hope your father was drunk and abusive when you were a child so you grow up all fucked up and eventually wind up a serial killer who stalks victims that resemble your mother.
And I too hate football. All football players are latent homosexuals including your brother.

[Cap'n Crunch]

You're not a real man until you've beat up your dad. >:

When I was 12, I punched my dad in the face, and then he laughed.

[Jeanette X]

Your father is a prick who obviously values sports more than he does the arts. Who says that choir doesn't build character? Loyalty my ass. >:

[AChimp]

It's better this way. Choir is for girls and wimps. VoR's brother will obviously become the real man because football will teach him the skills required to kick his dad's ass. :rolleyes

[The One and Only...]

I kicked my dad in the nuts once. Now that I think about it, I wish I was older so it would have been funnier.

[The_voice_of_reason]

My father just apologized to me and said that he can see things from my point of view. He just wishes I'd be more supportive of my brother.

I wouldn't fight my dad anyway

[CaptainBubba]

I love my dad very much.

I wish my family was dysfunctional so I could hate them and get attention from ladies and get pity lovin'. :tear

[Wiffles]

My jock dad once beat me up badly, he then bought me some ice cream afterwards ;____;

[Cap'n Crunch]

It's ashame that he didn't break any of your bones.

[AChimp]

I sacked my dad when I was six. He smacked on the side of the head and then went to sit down for a while. :)

[Les Waste]

Wiffles needs to post more. >:

And ArtificialBrandon's avatar makes me mad, because I think it's form Chrono Cross and I fucking hated that game. But even if it isn't from Chrono Cross, it made me think about Chrono Cross, and that's bad too.

>:

[Jixby Phillips]

Awww poor wiffles ;_; :(

[Rev. Danno]

He just told me that sports "build character" so I walked out of the room and he yelled at me.

That's not a fight... That's you being a pussy. I know he said he was sorry, but you sould still beat him into submision with your brothers cleatswhen he's sleeping till he sees it your way.
It's not a fight unless someone bleeds, or bruises... ask your mother.

[Jixby Phillips]

If he only knew what your internet screen name was, he'd know not to argue with you :eek :eek

[executioneer]

And ArtificialBrandon's avatar makes me mad, because I think it's form Chrono Cross and I fucking hated that game. But even if it isn't from Chrono Cross, it made me think about Chrono Cross, and that's bad too.


It totally fucking is from Chrono Cross >: HATE >:

-willie

[FS]

This post should be marked for sucking. I opened it expecting a detailed description of a patriarchal knife fight.

[The Retro Kat]

I did football and boxing as well as art classes and band. I don't know what that makes me, but I know my dad would severly beat the shit out of me if i tried anything crazy. He's fucking huge, he's 54 years old, and a god damned fireman. I don't stand a chance. Unless I use gool ol Bowie.

[NIGhtMAre]

REtrokat, just hit him in the hip. he oughta go down :)

[fat_tony]

Here is some of the arguments me and my old man get into.

Dad: Hey cool movie, hey isn't that the guy from Predetor?
Tony: No that's not him the guy in this movie is Billy Dee Williams... You know Lando from Star Wars..
Dad: Oh yeah.. Isn't he on Predator?
Tony: No thats a different actor.
Dad: No I'm pretty sure it's him.
Tony: No dad your wrong.
Dad: Nah your wrong.
Tony: Goddammit dad I will kill you!
Dad: Your wrong
(I grab a ice pick and shove it in my dads cornea)
Tony: You are fucking wrong!!!
Dad: AWWWW!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST CHECK THE FUCKING IMDB?
Tony: Because you need to learn the error of your poor judgment.


Well maybe the last half doesn't happen.

[jin]

JIN*: Hi.
CHOJIN: Hi.
JIN*: WANT SEX???
CHOJIN: YES.
*sex*.

I wish that last part happened. Damn pacific ocean. BARRIER OF LOVE. :(

[kellychaos]

You're not a real man until you've beat up your dad. >:

It's necessary to establish the alpha male.

[NIGhtMAre]

Chojin? jin? and some other jin? okay im confused. >:

[Rongi]

My dad is bald :(