A spider bit my ass

[noob3]

Yeah.

[GnrySgtHartman]

I dont care

[Jeanette X]

What kind of spider? What did it look like?

[The Retro Kat]

Did it write words in its webs and help you win the state fair making you no longer dinner?

[Schimid]

OMG HAVE YOU SEEN SPIDER MAN?! :eek

[executioneer]

"A Spider Bit My Ass" sounds like a Wesley Willis song title :o

-willie

[wreckreation]

I LIKE MY WIFE

[sadie]

pics plz. :P

[The_voice_of_reason]

:bestthread

[Mike]

I LIKE MY WIFE

I liked your wife last night. :)

[Esuohlim]

Shoot some webs or I'll kill you >:

[noob3]

out of my ass? uhh

[Esuohlim]

Shoot them from somewhere >:

[Professor Cool]

And lemme guess, you think you didn't deserve it, who knows if you pulled a Richard Gere :eek on him and he fought back.

[Wiffles]

Ouchies >.<;

[Bennett]

Was it one of those spiders with a long fleshy snout surrounded by it's black curly legs?

[JixbyPhillips2]

I HPOE YOU DONT START POOING BUGS :poo :lol

JK I HOPE YOU DO :(

[Rev. Danno]

A recluse bit me about 2cm above my junk last week, it tought I was going to die, or lose my junk...

[Jeanette X]

A brown recluse?! :eek I really hope you went to the doctor!

[FartinMowler]

Miss Jeanette X what would happen if Noob relaxed his pucker in the middle of the night and a spider crawled into his orifice and layed some eggs?

[Rev. Danno]

No, I didn't go to the doctor. I was just violenltly ill for a few days, & lost some skin. It's like it rotted away. I just took what the doctor gave my brother when he got bit last summer on the heel.
I have a heavaly wood yard, & someone gets bit by something at leaste once a year. We have tons of spiders, bats, oposums, rabbits, And all sorts of furry woodland creatures, no minx. We have tons of birds...

[Jeanette X]

You should have gone to the doctor. Are you sure the medication isn't expired and that you are taking the right dose? Is it getting better?
I'd call the doctor if I were you just in case.

[Rev. Danno]

I'm not covered yet, so seeing a doctor is kind of out of the question.
It's gotten a lot better, it's just sore. It looks a lot better, although it's a hole I could put a dime in. The meds are not expired, & him, & I are the same size, & build... Other wise I would have figured something else out. Also I have been keeping it clean, & disinfected.
Don't worry about me Jean X. I'm doing good. The first few days I was worried, but it's been over a week, I'm not sick anymore, & it doesn't look gross... I'm not trying to be a tough guy, I'm just poor.
If I do get sick again, or the hole gets bigger, I swear I'll see a doctor. After it heals a bit I'll post pictures... of the bite, I'll try to keep my junk out ... of the picture, not the wound., I keep my junk out of the wound anyway... Can you post a picture of a brown Recluse?

[O71394658]

http://drs.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Brown+Recluse/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://www.calpoison.org/public/brown-recluse.jpg

How exactly did a spider bite you in the groin? Were you sleeping? Because the groin is a hard place to reach for a spider...

[WildfireFX]

uh oh, this could get awkward fast.

[whoreable]

You must do this for a living!