Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
Reload this Page A spider bit my ass
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
noob3 noob3 is offline
Banned
noob3's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: WHIRL
noob3 is probably a spambot
Old Jul 24th, 2003, 10:02 PM        A spider bit my ass
Yeah.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
GnrySgtHartman GnrySgtHartman is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: The international house of pancakes
GnrySgtHartman is probably a spambot
Old Jul 24th, 2003, 10:23 PM       
I dont care
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Jeanette X Jeanette X is offline
Queen of the Beasts
Jeanette X's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: in my burrow
Jeanette X is probably a spambot
Old Jul 24th, 2003, 10:35 PM       
What kind of spider? What did it look like?
Reply With Quote
  #4  
The Retro Kat The Retro Kat is offline
Mocker
The Retro Kat's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: MYANUS.
The Retro Kat is probably a spambot
Old Jul 24th, 2003, 10:48 PM       
Did it write words in its webs and help you win the state fair making you no longer dinner?
__________________
Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Schimid Schimid is offline
...for breakfast?!
Schimid's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Maryland
Schimid is probably a spambot
Old Jul 24th, 2003, 11:00 PM       
OMG HAVE YOU SEEN SPIDER MAN?!
Reply With Quote
  #6  
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
executioneer's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2001
executioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contest
Old Jul 25th, 2003, 12:21 AM       
"A Spider Bit My Ass" sounds like a Wesley Willis song title :o

-willie
__________________
[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
[/COLOR]
Reply With Quote
  #7  
wreckreation wreckreation is offline
Member
wreckreation's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
wreckreation is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2003, 01:02 AM       
I LIKE MY WIFE
__________________
EVERYBODY WATCH SATURDAYNIGHT LIVE SATURDAY
Reply With Quote
  #8  
sadie sadie is offline
ineffable
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: ineffability
sadie is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2003, 01:20 AM       
pics plz. :P
Reply With Quote
  #9  
The_voice_of_reason The_voice_of_reason is offline
Senior Member
The_voice_of_reason's Avatar
Join Date: May 2003
Location: yes
The_voice_of_reason is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2003, 01:31 AM       
__________________
I like to masturbate
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Mike Mike is offline
Mocker
Mike's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2003
Mike is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2003, 01:50 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by wreckreation
I LIKE MY WIFE
I liked your wife last night.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Jul 25th, 2003, 02:01 AM       
Shoot some webs or I'll kill you
__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
  #12  
noob3 noob3 is offline
Banned
noob3's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: WHIRL
noob3 is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2003, 02:36 AM       
out of my ass? uhh
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Jul 25th, 2003, 02:37 AM       
Shoot them from somewhere
__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Professor Cool Professor Cool is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Chicago
Professor Cool is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2003, 03:20 AM       
And lemme guess, you think you didn't deserve it, who knows if you pulled a Richard Gere on him and he fought back.
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Wiffles Wiffles is offline
mmm muffins
Wiffles's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Sunshine Hill
Wiffles is probably pretty okWiffles is probably pretty okWiffles is probably pretty okWiffles is probably pretty ok
Old Jul 25th, 2003, 05:13 AM       
Ouchies >.<;
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Bennett Bennett is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: one shot, right between the eyes, just for old times sake
Bennett is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2003, 01:22 PM       
Was it one of those spiders with a long fleshy snout surrounded by it's black curly legs?
Reply With Quote
  #17  
JixbyPhillips2 JixbyPhillips2 is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Redding, CA
JixbyPhillips2 is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2003, 04:20 PM       
I HPOE YOU DONT START POOING BUGS oo

JK I HOPE YOU DO
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Rev. Danno Rev. Danno is offline
Senior Member
Rev. Danno's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Rev. Danno is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2003, 04:40 PM       
A recluse bit me about 2cm above my junk last week, it tought I was going to die, or lose my junk...
__________________
-D.B. Spitzer
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Jeanette X Jeanette X is offline
Queen of the Beasts
Jeanette X's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: in my burrow
Jeanette X is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2003, 04:59 PM       
A brown recluse?! I really hope you went to the doctor!
Reply With Quote
  #20  
FartinMowler FartinMowler is offline
Banned
FartinMowler's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: incoherant
FartinMowler sucks
Old Jul 25th, 2003, 05:08 PM       
Miss Jeanette X what would happen if Noob relaxed his pucker in the middle of the night and a spider crawled into his orifice and layed some eggs?
Reply With Quote
  #21  
Rev. Danno Rev. Danno is offline
Senior Member
Rev. Danno's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Rev. Danno is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2003, 05:18 PM       
No, I didn't go to the doctor. I was just violenltly ill for a few days, & lost some skin. It's like it rotted away. I just took what the doctor gave my brother when he got bit last summer on the heel.
I have a heavaly wood yard, & someone gets bit by something at leaste once a year. We have tons of spiders, bats, oposums, rabbits, And all sorts of furry woodland creatures, no minx. We have tons of birds...
__________________
-D.B. Spitzer
Reply With Quote
  #22  
Jeanette X Jeanette X is offline
Queen of the Beasts
Jeanette X's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: in my burrow
Jeanette X is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2003, 05:27 PM       
You should have gone to the doctor. Are you sure the medication isn't expired and that you are taking the right dose? Is it getting better?
I'd call the doctor if I were you just in case.
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Rev. Danno Rev. Danno is offline
Senior Member
Rev. Danno's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Rev. Danno is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2003, 07:18 PM       
I'm not covered yet, so seeing a doctor is kind of out of the question.
It's gotten a lot better, it's just sore. It looks a lot better, although it's a hole I could put a dime in. The meds are not expired, & him, & I are the same size, & build... Other wise I would have figured something else out. Also I have been keeping it clean, & disinfected.
Don't worry about me Jean X. I'm doing good. The first few days I was worried, but it's been over a week, I'm not sick anymore, & it doesn't look gross... I'm not trying to be a tough guy, I'm just poor.
If I do get sick again, or the hole gets bigger, I swear I'll see a doctor. After it heals a bit I'll post pictures... of the bite, I'll try to keep my junk out ... of the picture, not the wound., I keep my junk out of the wound anyway... Can you post a picture of a brown Recluse?
__________________
-D.B. Spitzer
Reply With Quote
  #24  
O71394658 O71394658 is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: A theater near you
O71394658 is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2003, 09:38 PM       
[img]http://drs.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Brown+Recluse/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://www.calpoison.org/public/brown-recluse.jpg[/img]

How exactly did a spider bite you in the groin? Were you sleeping? Because the groin is a hard place to reach for a spider...
__________________
Do not click here.
Reply With Quote
  #25  
WildfireFX WildfireFX is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Toronto Canada, Bitch.
WildfireFX is probably a spambot
Old Jul 28th, 2003, 08:44 PM       
uh oh, this could get awkward fast.
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:22 AM.

I-Mockery.com - Archive - Top

© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.