Your weirdest dreams? [Archive] - Page 2

Kitsa

Jan 30th, 2009, 10:03 AM

Well, as I told someone last night, I was just imagining one of these guy's (guys'?) girlfriend or wife googling their name, you know, seeing what people were saying about them, and running into...

"Like Kris Russell, Vyborny was quiet, hardly ever showed anger, hardly ever got sent to the penalty box, was soft-spoken, and very polite. You couldn't find any words to say when he closed the door, still holding your hand, and pulled you closer to him. "Don't tell Irena about this," was his only comment (Irena was his wife) before brushing your hair away from your face, and planting small, delicate kisses over your neck and face. You felt like you were going to fall over from shock. You had never imagined being locked in a closet with David Vyborny. You literally felt your knees collapse underneath you when Vyborny moved away from you neck and onto your lips. Without knowing what you were doing, you almost immediately parted your lips. Vyborny laughed into your mouth, but all the same entered his tongue. You were just beginning to wrap your arms around his neck, when "Time's up!" You groaned, to Vyborny's amusement, but the two of you walked out of the closet, both of you with slightly red cheeks and lips. You tried to ignore Rusty's suspicious eyes."

...although, now that I think about it, I don't know if I take exception to or am relieved by the fact that when the "interlude" with my personal favorite player (Leclaire) came along, he was portrayed as a half-retarded, lamb-eating doofus manboy. I don't know where that falls in terms of personal dignity, though. It could go either way...you escape some looney woman's virtual rape, but at what cost?

ZeldaQueen

Jan 30th, 2009, 06:36 PM

I don't mind fanfiction...when it's thought out and well written. Not used as an outlet for someone's strange sexual fantasies. One of my LOZ friends found one a girl wrote shortly after she (the writer) started having "lucid" dreams in which she was Princess Zelda's best friend and having a sexual relationship with Link. I could not "x" out of that screen fast enough. Oy. :x

On topic, I haven't really been dreaming as much lately. Maybe I should eat more before I go to bed. I kind of like having weird dreams...

Kitsa

Jan 30th, 2009, 07:06 PM

I had a (very) brief job professionally writing "adult literature" under a pseudonym. I quit because it was just too damn weird.

ZeldaQueen

Jan 30th, 2009, 10:14 PM

Seriously? As strange as that might sound, I'm somewhat impressed (I'm hoping to get a job as a writer also). But yeah, I could see where that'd get weird. Kind of reminds me of the novel the secretary writes in "Ten Things I Hate About You".

Kitsa

Jan 30th, 2009, 11:51 PM

Never saw that show. But I have learned from experience that various "glamorous" occupations aren't all they're cracked up to be.

Kitsa

Jan 31st, 2009, 01:36 PM

I dreamed last night that I was in this immense grocery store. It was so big that we used gas-powered shopping carts and there were on-ramps to get to aisles. The on-ramps were just like aisles, same tile floor and high racks of merchandise, just curved. I was speeding down an on-ramp and saw two things I wanted....chocolate rice cakes and raisin cream pies (do those even exist outside the American South?). But they were like a mile back by the time I realized I saw them, so I had to get off my cart and walk back.

The bizarre Blue Jackets dreams continue. I wish I'd never read that fanfic :(

ZeldaQueen

Jan 31st, 2009, 02:55 PM

Never saw that show. But I have learned from experience that various "glamorous" occupations aren't all they're cracked up to be.
The movie's based off of the Shakespear play The Taming of the Shrew, only it's in modern times set with teenagers in a high school. Heath Ledger actually played Patrick (the Petruchio counterpart).

I once read this book on superstitions/beliefs held by various ancient cultures. One section was about Dobu Island, the inhabitants of which were once studied and described as paranoid and obsessed with black magic.

Anyway, point is that one night, I had this nightmare that I was at my house and frightened of something called the "Phantom Barber", who would sneak up behind you and cut your hair. It seemed scary in the dream. Anyway, the Phantom Barber was only ever seen at Dobu Island, but my dream self had my irrational fears, so I was freaked out by it. In my dream, a girl I knew from school was sleeping over for some unknown reason. Also, the floor of my room was littered with doll house items (I remember a little cup among them). The last thing I remember was that I had a clay model of an island that I was doing a report on. The island had wild horses that would spend the day running across the island, sinking into the ground as they went. At the end of the day, they would reach the other end of the island and die.

I was so scared after that dream, my parents forbid me to read any more "paranormal" books.

executioneer

Feb 2nd, 2009, 09:22 PM

Maybe I shouldn't be reading Encyclopedia Dramatica.
MAYBE?

peroxiwhizz

Feb 3rd, 2009, 04:14 AM

Giant cabbage with fangs....... nuff said.:sleep

Shrubfest

Feb 3rd, 2009, 05:50 AM

Woke up in the night to go to the loo, and thought 'oh, I'll have to try not to wake my friends up'.

Took me a good 5 mins to realize they weren't in my house, haven't been to my house for a while, and i wasn't going to wake anyone up. Very confused.

Kitsa

Feb 3rd, 2009, 08:36 AM

I had some sort of bizarro dream that played like a sci-fi movie.

I was part of a group of people going to elementary school. I walked along the sidewalk in a sunny suburban area and met a man who was rolling out big mats of red mulch in his yard. Sometimes they'd be shaped like barrels and he'd flip them and they'd go flat like carpet, others were discs he'd toss.

Anyway, I told him I hated mulch because it had spiders and scorpions in it, and he agreed. Somehow a small red spider got out of the mulch and bit the inside of my lower lip, and I looked down and there was a creature that was either a scorpion or a baby chameleon, I couldn't tell. I hurried on.

A girl I'd known in jr high in real life passed me in a small silver sportscar. She was driving really fast and almost looked like a nuisance, but then the man in the yard called out that her car was remarkable because it made absolutely no noise or vibration. And I realized it was true.

So I got to school and I can't remember anything that happened there, other than going into the bathrooms and there being 1970s India hygiene posters all over and the walls looking like a bombed-out building.

Suddenly there was some sort of panic, some sort of disaster, and all of the kids are running to the school buses to be evacuated. Teachers are screaming at kids to get on the buses. I'm about to when the girl I knew from junior high, the one who'd driven the silver sportscar, grabbed my hand and pulled me away.

So I run with her across the parking lot toward her car, and somehow I'm aware that doing this, not getting on the buses, is going to save our lives and that all of the people on the school buses will die.

And then I woke up.

I didn't even drink yesterday.

ZeldaQueen

Feb 3rd, 2009, 08:15 PM

Wow. That sounds like the setup for a story/tv series. :\

ZeldaQueen

Feb 6th, 2009, 09:44 AM

Okay, very strange dream last night.

The dream started with me sitting on/near a garbage can at some street somewhere. There were these two guys that I never saw before in real life, but in the dream they were familiar. The one kept begging me to give up some drug habit that I evidently had in the dream and go with him to my old high school. The production of Beauty and the Beast was opening tonight and I was going to miss the pre-show pep talk the director always gives.

I agreed and we started to run to the high school. For some reason, we took a shortcut through some woods that, in real life, would have taken us the opposite way we wanted to go. Also, for some reason I had no shoes or socks on and the woods were full of spiders and other such bugs (huge ones I mean). I was too freaked out to walk/run through, so I slid on my butt, as it was all downhill.

When we got out of the woods, we ran down the road. At this point in time, I realized that I was also missing my Comparative Religions class, but I decided that the musical was more important to me than the show.

When I got to the school, I'd missed the pep talk. I knew though that there would still be a little time for me to change and get ready, depending on when the first chorus number was. I realized then that I couldn't remember the score, choreography, or songs for the musical. I turned to ask the boy (who'd turned into a little girl I used to tutor) what the first chorus number was. Then I remembered that even though I'd signed up for the musical, I hadn't attended a single rehearsal, which meant that I should have been taken out of the cast. I was going to go onstage anyway, but the fact that I missed all rehearsals also meant that I never got my costumes. I frantically began trying to figure out if I could find costumes for myself before I had to go onstage. Meanwhile, the girl's changing room that I was in was full of girls, but none of them were familiar and I couldn't ask any of them for help.

Then my alarm clock went off and I woke up. And now I'm all depressed because the high school really is doing Beauty and the Beast and I miss the musicals more than anything. :(

BLEU

Feb 6th, 2009, 09:51 AM

I keep having painfully vivid sex dreams about my stepfather. It just means that I want to be closer to him, right? (That's the lie I keep telling myself.)

:x

electric ninja

Feb 7th, 2009, 04:23 AM

Last night I had a dream where my dog ran away, and when I was looking for him I kept finding lots of rabbits. For some reason i picked up the rabbits and carried them with me while i looked for my dog. I kept looking and I kept finding rabbits, then a guy ran past me and saied "Stop looking, you don't need a dog anymore. Now you have many pet rabbits!"

ZeldaQueen

Feb 7th, 2009, 11:32 AM

I keep having painfully vivid sex dreams about my stepfather. It just means that I want to be closer to him, right? (That's the lie I keep telling myself.)

:x
Freud would have something to say about that. :\

We were learning about fairy tales that involve an animal bride/groom (like Beauty and the Beast). Apparently Freud and Bettleheim both thought that the stories represented how kids were raised to think of sex as a scary or foreign concept (hence why there's the scary or gross animal) and as the story progresses and the human grows to love the creature (warms up to sex) the animal turns into a human also.

Shrubfest

Feb 7th, 2009, 12:08 PM

Last night, I dreamed that I went to a theatre show/party, got really drunk with a group of friends, then ended up sleeping with this really weird guy I know from college. Then my ex tried to sleep with me too, but I decided to go for a shower.
Then I was tidying up at my Dad's house, and doing my work, whilst my Dad and Stepmum looked after a kid with a really bad temper. I ended up washing a bunch of the kids soft toys, then it became a kids party, and they made all the clean things dirty again.
Finally, I ended up in an art gallery, being mocked by my friends for all the previous things I'd done in the dream, when the Christopher Eccleston incarnation of Dr Who arrived, and I was happy, because I loved him.
The end.

Sam

Feb 7th, 2009, 01:22 PM

I HAD A DREAM ABOUT THE WITCH FROM LEFT4DEAD CLAWING ME IN THE SCROTIMUS REGION OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Not just like clawing at it, but really getting all up in it. :(

I had to force myself to wake up out of it and I had a awful headache and my balls were hurting so bad. :tear

JUST WRITING THAT DOWN MAKES MY RIGHT NUT CRINGE.

Kitsa

Feb 11th, 2009, 05:24 AM

getting all up in it lol

I dreamed last night that I was sitting at a table with some guy who was giving me either a psychological or an IQ test, I'm not sure which. Whatever it was, it consisted of showing me a series of things that were supposed to blow my mind. Instead, I'd answer and say "I don't mean to be rude, but..." and proceed to be extremely rude telling him how he'd offended me.

Like one of the things was a photocopied Star of David (like people wore on their coats) with old nazi-handwriting swirls in it. When he turned it upside down, it said Juif (French for "Jew"). I was supposed to go "oh, wowwww" and marvel at it,
but instead I told him I didn't mean to be rude and then gave him hell.

Another part of the dream had to do with a big display that was taken care of by the choir teacher from my high school. It housed some sort of fraud called a "man-scorpion hybrid", although it just looked like a regular scorpion to me, and featured a machine that broke down the soil in the scorpion's box to prove it was fake.

In yet another part of the dream, I was climbing out my grandparents' bathroom window when my grandfather walked in and jokingly asked if I was ever going to give him his credit card back. I was embarrassed that I hadn't already and got down to dig through my strangely manly wallet. When I took it out to give it to him, I noticed that instead of a name in the usual space, the little silver letters said ANAL FISSURE.

Tadao

Feb 11th, 2009, 11:23 AM

I copy and pasted everyones dreams into a dream analyzer. Looks like you all are in love with me and are trying to repress it.

Sekhmet

Feb 12th, 2009, 01:44 AM

Every now and then I have a dream where im running in fluffy marshmallow creme and the michelin man forms out of it and starts screaming. Sometimes I eat him, but more often than not he eats me.

palindrome

Feb 12th, 2009, 02:07 AM

I dreamed that I was leaning over and staring into my own face, then I said to myself, "Wake up." and I did. It was a lot scarier than it sounds.

Dixie

Feb 12th, 2009, 04:19 PM

I copy and pasted everyones dreams into a dream analyzer. Looks like you all are in love with me and are trying to repress it.

Just because I'll stick my dick in anything that's warm doesn't mean I'm "in love" with you.
It just means yours puckered little hairy skittle shooter is inviting me to poke it.
If it didn't wink at me, I wouldn't notice.
Really.

Bod

Feb 12th, 2009, 04:39 PM

I had a dream that i was having an out of body experience and i floated down the street, along the road and to a shop. It was night time and the shop was full of other people, all having the same out of body experiences. Seemed they did this most nights and hung out of the local shop together. Oh and we were all naked, out of your body there are no clothes it seems. I was unsure if everyone was real or not so I poked one woman in the tit and she just poked me back. I was taken aback and shot right back home into my body.

Tadao

Feb 12th, 2009, 04:56 PM

I had to use the alarm yesterday for the first time in a long time. It invaded my dream for 4 minutes. I was apparently trying to steal a book from a security facility and the alarms were going off.

Kitsa

Feb 12th, 2009, 04:59 PM

I hate when I'm sleeping and jolt awake with that terrible panic feeling. That fucking sucks.

Guitar Woman

Feb 12th, 2009, 05:04 PM

That's really bad for you, too.

I woke up twice like that today, I've felt dead all morning.

nothing4buddha

Feb 13th, 2009, 01:46 AM

I keep having math dreams :< damn vector spaces

ZeldaQueen

Feb 13th, 2009, 09:30 PM

I had to use the alarm yesterday for the first time in a long time. It invaded my dream for 4 minutes. I was apparently trying to steal a book from a security facility and the alarms were going off.
I got those dreams when I first started using an alarm clock too. I hate the bloody thing. I wondered how it could wake me up with a little "chirp". Now I know...>:

I had some freaky dream once where I apparently woke up and started walking around as I was in the process of having some weird surgery done to me. The result was that all of the skin on my front (torso) was missing. Instead of blood though, there was all of these reddish orange colors, like painted flames. Ugh.

Kitsa

Feb 26th, 2009, 07:07 AM

I just dreamed that I was involved again with a show I used to be a part of. Everything about me was the same as it was then (small and skinny, fit in my costume), except that I couldn't sing, which is my current situation.

They were having one of their big "go-throughs" in what looked like the science lab of some big university (lots of black basalt lab tables surrounded with everyone I'd known), the male leads of the show being made a big deal of when they deigned to show up, as usual. The male lead I'd known best came in and started singing something about how he hoped I was up to the challenge. I was trying to think of something smartass to sing back and then realized I couldn't sing so I laughed to cover it up and sat back down.

Later on I made a bento and my mom gave me some sort of weird pastel greeting card that was covered in scripty text and said something about "congratulations on your mild bento" and sorry about the tumor in the something-or-other "lobeliosa".

I asked what the hell she was talking about and she cried and ran off. Somehow she knew, someone explained to me, that the reason I couldn't sing was a brain tumor in my something-lobeliosa. (There's no part in the brain called lobeliosa, and I can't sing irl because my throat was radiated and the quality has dropped over the years).

I woke up terrified that I'd had a brain tumor recurrance. Lovely dream it was.

Where do these fucking things come from?

Babs

Feb 26th, 2009, 09:32 AM

ZeldaQueen

Feb 26th, 2009, 10:24 PM

Do you ever have that feeling that you're insane when you're about to fall asleep, but not literally insane? I can't even explain it but for example, I'll be half away sleep and my friends will stop by and try to get me up and I'll just explain "Hey it's ok, I got my armor on so I can totally stay in today". Also, how the hell in dreams like you'll remember things that feel like they're in the past but you just made them up in your mind like literally that second but you feel like it's been there you whole life only to wake up and realize it's all bullshit.

I know what you mean. I once started to doze in Philosophy class and somehow, I started to lightly dream of garden gnomes. Then the teacher asked the class a question and the question got mixed with my dozing state so I thought the question was about gnomes and nearly answered. Good thing I didn't. And yeah, most of my dreams are like I'm in a book I'm rereading.

Anyway, I had a doozy recently: I dreamt that I got an e-mail from a man who owns a nearby pizza parlor. The e-mail told me that the man killed people and used the bodies to make pizzas (ala Sweeney Todd, only without the tragic hero element). From then on, I kept running into this man. It was like he didn't know I knew his secret and kept asking me to come to his place for a pizza. I tried to tell people about him, but they either didn't believe me or already knew and didn't care. Later, I found out that the lady who owns a nearby candy store is is wife and she poisons all of her candy. In the dream, I jumped ahead and somehow found myself in the pizza parlor. The man asked me if I had eaten any candy yet. I lied that I did, waited until he wasn't paying attention, and snuck out.

I had a freaky dream last night. I dreamt that there was some after-school contest at my college. I'm not sure exactly what the rules were, but somehow I was under the impression that to enter, I had to have a girlfriend with me (it was like a talent show and needed two people per act). To enter, I pretended to be in love with a girl at the college named Joanne, who instantly agreed to be my girlfriend. We entered the event, but found that it was cancelled. Joanna was sorry, but was happy that we still had each other. Later, she sent me a note asking if I would like to move into her dorm with her. At this point, I was feeling really guilty and uncomfortable, and tried to figure out how to tell her I didn't really like girls. Then I woke up.

Phoenix Gamma

Feb 26th, 2009, 11:10 PM

I had a dream where this random lady was pregnant and insisted that she was my mother. She needed me to drive her to the hospital because her water broke.

I drove her, but she told me to pull over. She then got on all fours and stuck her ass in the air, shitting out an egg; a little bigger than my head. The egg broke open a few seconds later, at which point a chocobo came out. It proceeded to roll around in the yolk of the egg, making all sorts of bird sounds as it covered itself in the goopy stuff.

I was shouting "WHAT THE FUCK?" the entire time, but the lady told me to calm down, insisting that it was a normal side effect of being pregnant, and that it happens all the time.

If someone wants to go ahead and analyze that, be my guest.

ZeldaQueen

Feb 26th, 2009, 11:34 PM

Umm... I'd say it's your mind's way of telling you that you have difficulties understanding the lifestyle of women. Or that you ate too much before sleeping. Either or.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Feb 28th, 2009, 07:57 PM

Phoenix Gamma

Mar 1st, 2009, 12:15 AM

I think I'd get more fucked up dreams if I watched it :X

Kitsa

Mar 1st, 2009, 09:45 AM

I had a fucked-up dream last night, but I only remember parts of it.

I was in some sort of big apartment building with only elevators, no stairs, and I was trying to get out fast. But when I pushed the elevator button and it dinged, instead of the doors opening, an infinite set of doors just shuttled by really fast, like they were on a high-speed conveyor belt. For some reason this was really terrifying.

Then I had a little 10-gallon aquarium and a giant "shark", you know the aquarium bala"sharks" (http://www.petpig.com/fish/fish/Shark-BalaShark-Bala.jpg)... and it had grown the length of the aquarium, somehow gotten out, and was flopping around. So I was racing around trying to grab this fish with my bare hands and get it back in the aquarium.

:/

ZeldaQueen

Mar 1st, 2009, 08:52 PM

Some nights ago, I had a second "still in the musical" dream. I hate those (as I won't ever be in one my high school musicals again >:)

Anyway, in this dream our high school was performing The Little Mermaid (probably based on the fact that this year, the musical is Beauty and the Beast). Even though I'd graduated, I was in the school on opening night, intending to sneak backstage and join in the chorus anyway. The only way I could get backstage without being caught was to somehow go under the stage. Under the stage was some crazy clausterphobic maze of boxes. I had to crawl on my hands and knees and the only way I could get out at the end was if one of the stage techies took out one of the boxes. I was seriously afraid they'd be too annoyed with me to do it (at my high school, the techies were notorious for hating the actors), but they did (though they grumbled). Also, for some reason I had with me a large plastic toy dolphin which I left on the stage as the curtains opened.

Tadao

Mar 1st, 2009, 08:56 PM

When's the last time you got laid?

Babs

Mar 2nd, 2009, 06:36 AM

I had a dream I traveled back in time just by driving down a highway and arriving at some old ladies house and laughing about how it's 1981, I then proceeded to eat chicken fingers in 1981 but before I could eat them they were stale as shit.

bigtimecow

Mar 2nd, 2009, 10:21 PM

Also, how the hell in dreams like you'll remember things that feel like they're in the past but you just made them up in your mind like literally that second but you feel like it's been there you whole life only to wake up and realize it's all bullshit.

dude, i can't fucking STAND this. it totally fucks up my whole day. most of the time i'll wake up and think that in the dream i remembered something from when i was a little kid, but then wake up and realize that it never actually existed. asdhah9sd7ha9sdhasda

ZeldaQueen

Mar 5th, 2009, 08:49 PM

Oh man, last night's dream freaked me out so much. It was like a horror movie at the time.

In the dream, I was at the mall. My mom was with me at the beginning, because I convinced her to let us have lunch at the Villa Pizza in the Food Court. That was the last time my mother was in the dream.

Somehow, I ended up in the bathroom and found a somewhat plump, middle aged woman who seemed to be infected with some virus. The virus apparently made her stuck to the wall and melt (very very slowly) into a puddle of green stuff. That was the last time I saw her. After that, my dream started to focus around a different woman (who looked almost identical to the first one). This second woman was also infected with the virus. She was stuck to the wall and had these strange red vine things growing from and around her. As the dream progressed, she slowly had more and more grow over her until she was almost entirely covered. The last time I saw her, her entire body besides her head was covered with the vines. In the dream, I was under the impression that I spoke with her several times as this happened and she seemed very cheeful and optimistic (odd, considering her circumstances).

The virus spread throughout the mall, but no one seemed to notice or care. There was no effort to quarantine the area or treat the virus. In my dream, I somehow kept finding that I was out of the mall, in areas around my college campus. During one of these times, I overheard two people who had been talking to the lady in the vines. It was implied that she was either dead or going to be dead soon.

I was back in the mall and scared of being infected with the virus as well. By now, the vines were all over the walls and I remember using the bathroom and seeing them growing all over the place. The light was also dim with a reddish tint. I was careful to wash my hands, but still no one else seemed concerned. I saw a boy I knew from school (Mike) eating with some friends. Mike had been infected and his right hand was growing extra fingers and becoming encased in a tangle of red vines. He seemed to think this was no problem at all and playfully tried to tap me with the vine-covered hand (I freaked and ran away).

Towards the end of the dream, I somehow got the idea that the virus caused some sort of damage to the DNA and could be cured if the DNA were repaired. To do this, I somehow was under the impression that I needed an undamaged bit of the DNA from the first person infected (the woman stuck to the wall and covered with vines). I found Mike and his friends and was very upset by how they weren't taking the situation seriously. I screamed at them that I knew how to cure everyone, but I needed their help.

Then my alarm clock rang. I was never happier to wake up. :hypno

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 7th, 2009, 03:09 PM

I had a dumb dream this morning.

Basically just take everyone's profile picture and put a gun in their hand/mouth/whatever and people were just shooting each other.

***I set my alarm an hour ahead of when I actually have to get up so I can go back to sleep. From personal experience you can remember a lot more about your dreams this way.***

Tadao

Mar 7th, 2009, 03:21 PM

How did I place in the frag fest?

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 7th, 2009, 03:27 PM

With a gun in your bunny's mouth you had 6 kills at least. I think you shot a hole in Kitsa's hair.

Tadao

Mar 7th, 2009, 03:29 PM

Totally sexual.

MattJack

Mar 7th, 2009, 08:16 PM

last night I had a dream that I had sex with a fat Persian girl.

AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE MIDDLE EASTERN GIRLS LIKE THAT :O

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 7th, 2009, 08:25 PM

War elephants are bad times

ZeldaQueen

Mar 7th, 2009, 08:42 PM

10K, was I in that dream at all and if so, how did I do?

Edit: I just remembered my three-parter dream from last night.

The first part was kind of vague. There was some weird parade of small animals (frogs, squirrels, things like that) that got into my house. Leading them were these two little dogs that my neighbor owns. We talked (can't remember about what).

The second part was that I had this pet rat that had some weird silver lice. I decided to clean it with a bath. The bathtub I used was a plastic Barbie tub my friend gave me. As I bathed the rat, this strange-looking girl kept hanging around our backyard with some other people. They said they just moved in nearby (though they later implied that they moved in streets away) and the girl apparently had some obsession with bathtubs (hence why she kept hanging around as I bathed the rat).

The last part was one of my "returning-to-high-school" ones. My high school has this thing called the Prom Fashion Show, where seniors sign up and are assigned certain stores. They rent a dress/suit from the store according to that show's theme and then on the night of the show they go out in couples and model the dresses (I did it last year, it's pretty fun). Anyway, I was somehow back in my high school and my mom was somehow helping with the show. She told me that there was one last pretty dress left. I decided at that very moment that I would take the extra dress and enter the show. I tried to get backstage, but was fighting against a crowd of people. I somehow ended up in a different theater, where the school's chorus teacher was giving a pre-show pep talk.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 7th, 2009, 09:49 PM

ZQ: I think you shot me. Then Tadao shot you.

The shooting was forum based too. So people would just usually shoot whoever posted above or below them. Picture the Brady bunch title screen with them shooting each other. It's comical.

ZeldaQueen

Mar 7th, 2009, 11:23 PM

Woot! I was expecting to have been taken out first shot.

Gaiaonline should make that their next summer event. :\

Tadao

Mar 7th, 2009, 11:45 PM

Maybe you should go there and tell them at length about it.

ZeldaQueen

Mar 8th, 2009, 01:06 PM

I probably should. It'd probably be very popular.

Kitsa

Mar 10th, 2009, 12:34 PM

I had a fucked-up dream last night. Before I begin I need to explain that I don't drive due to my whole physical situation. I took special lessons, but it just didn't take and they decided I'd be safer if I was the passenger of someone who could drive.

Anyway.

I was in this car with the bf and we were driving through this weird outdoor thing that was like a hybrid between a cemetery and a store. There were gravestones and long, winding roads that went up and down little hills, but there were also racks of clothes. I was in the passenger seat and was looking at all this stuff and all of these people walking around.

Anyway, the bf gets out of the car and wanders off somewhere, leaving me in the passenger seat. Only we're at the top of a little hill, and he has either left the car in neutral or hasn't applied the parking brake or something because the car begins to roll forward. I look with horror at the people walking across the road in front of me.

I scramble into the driver's seat, intending to get the car stopped, but nothing makes sense. There's only one pedal, and it's narrow and divided into three very thin strips. I try to hit the right side because I think it's the brake, but the car leaps forward and hits a girl I used to go to high school with. She starts screaming "What the HELL?!?" and I'm trying to apologize and hit other parts of the pedal without mashing the whole thing down.

Meanwhile the girl is making a big deal of writing down my license plate number and I'm simultaneously trying to stop the car and get away, because after all I never intended to hit her. It seemed unfair to me in the dream that she would want me to get in trouble for something that was really my boyfriend's fault and something I didn't mean to do.

When I woke up and reported the dream to the bf, he said of course the car would leap forward if I hit the right side of the pedal because that was the accelerator. Oh yeah, huh.

Bod

Mar 10th, 2009, 02:24 PM

Does anyone else here dream that they are wanking? I don't mean having a sexy dream and getting gooey, but actually dreaming that you are doing the physical act? I did this again last night, only in my dream I had a really plush bed that I was wanking in. It woke me up.

Tadao

Mar 10th, 2009, 02:26 PM

Maybe if I was gay.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 10th, 2009, 03:35 PM

On the 30th day when I was attempting the 40 days/40 nights thing.

Tadao

Mar 10th, 2009, 03:38 PM

40/40 days of no ejaculation?

ZeldaQueen

Mar 10th, 2009, 04:12 PM

Kitsa, you just reminded me about one part of a multi-segmented weird dream I had the night before last (the other parts consisted of my house being haunted, a swimming pool being built into the road in front of my house, and a really strange camping trip). The part you reminded me of was that I was going to my friend's house, and I was driving. I am liscenced to drive and all, but I really get freaked out when I do it and don't drive if I can help it. So I'm driving down this road leading out of a parking lot and I'm about to drive from this road and turn left down a highway. Somehow, I turn left into the wrong lane, without realizing this until I see a bus about to hit me. I swerve so I'm on the shoulder of the road and go to make a U turn so I'm going the right way down that lane. My thoughts are "Dad's going to kill me if he finds out about this" (my dad was my driving instructor. Great father/daughter bonding there :rolleyes: ) and "why didn't I think to look to see if cars where coming when I turned onto the highway?"

Last night's dreams were VERY strange. The first one was that I was wandering around on my high school stage with some other people (like we were practicing for a performance or something and we were just chilling) and somehow, we were discussing a fact which was brought up - that Barack Obama actually had George Bush's head growing out of his neck/shoulder base. This fact was stirring up a lot of fighting between the Republicans and Democrats, with arguments like that Bush was cheating and getting extra terms or that Obama's ideas were really Bush's ideas and proof that Bush was a good president after all. To make matters weirder, it was like Bush's head had been there for Obama's entire life, which made me wonder what Obama's childhood was like. :hypno

The second part of the dream was a little less weird. I was in a huge auditorium with lots of people. We were all there auditioning for some sort of a show/performance. Everyone had different talents. I remember one of the people who was auditioning was Lea Salonga, a famous singer who has provided the singing voice for Princess Jasmine and performed as Eponine in the Les Miserables Tenth Anniversary Performance. I wasn't sure at first what my act even was, then I realized that I was holding a violin so I decided to play something. I knew that even if I hadn't practiced in about a year, I should still be able to remember something like the "Entertainer's Theme". When it was my turn I got on stage, but I realized that I hadn't tuned or rosined it. To make matter's worse, the strings were all old and falling appart. I noticed one string that had broken, so I pulled it off, but then there were more and more and I was certain that every bow string would break and then I couldn't play.

Then I woke up.

Kitsa

Mar 10th, 2009, 04:45 PM

I met Lea Salonga years ago when she still had a british accent. I don't know what happened to it :/

ZeldaQueen

Mar 10th, 2009, 07:00 PM

Seriously?!? And apparently she can mimic American or British accents perfectly. She was born and grew up in the Philippines.

Kitsa

Mar 10th, 2009, 07:06 PM

Well, I don't know what she would have been mimicking, but this was years and years and years ago. I saw a clip of her recently promoting Flower Drum Song and she was speaking in perfect American English while casually talking to the audience.

Then again, there was a lot of transitory "this is so and so" that I used to experience and a lot of questions went unanswered. Lea and I never became buddies.

ZeldaQueen

Mar 10th, 2009, 08:54 PM

Well by "mimic" I mean the accents. I know it's not the most difficult thing in the world to do (look at all of the actors who do it for most of their movies), but it is pretty impressive.

Kitsa

Mar 10th, 2009, 08:57 PM

Oh, I just meant I didn't think she was trying to imitate anyone or recite lines, it just came out of her like that's what she spoke.

I can't even remember when the hell this was. It must have been late eighties early nineties.

ZeldaQueen

Mar 10th, 2009, 10:07 PM

Ah, I see.

I probably dreamt her in there because that very day I was watching Les Miserables Tenth Anniversary Concert. The Obama/Bush dream probably came from me spending too much time on this one political board.

Geggy

Mar 11th, 2009, 03:02 PM

I had a dream not too long ago that two secret service men walked into my bedroom and injected some kind of drug into my arm while I was laying in my bed. Then they escorted dick cheney into the room. He sat down onto a rocking chair with a shotgun in his hand and wore elmer fudd style hunting hat with his two piece suit. As I was laying in bed half awake and feeling docile, he said to me with a smirk on his face to either shut up or he would take me hunting. Then he got up and left the room with the secret service men.

Last night I read an article on the mexican-us drug war on the border and in tijuana in men's journal magazine (free suscription for 1 year) before bed. I guess it found a way to dig deep into my subconscious. I also had popcorn last night and they're usually the dream inducer, whether good or bad. I had a dream that I was accused of smuggling drugs into the US by a border patrol agent. I don't remember the details but I woke up at the time I was on a big boat in middle of a swimming pool and I was shackled in chains while a masked agent was beating me up nonstop. Its funny because I actually have a bruise in left side of my ribs from playing basketball last sunday that I could feel the pain in real life when he was kicking me. That's why I woke up, because I was sleeping on the side where the pain is and it was bothering me.

It was also one of the many times that I've dreamt of a boat in the swimming pool. The one dream that sticks to my mind was battling pirates on their ship in a swimming pool at YMCA.

ZeldaQueen

Mar 11th, 2009, 05:08 PM

Dick Cheney with a shotgun...very scary dream. O.o

I was actually having a pretty good (if somewhat weird) dream. I only remember bits and pieces of it. The first bit was that I was talking to comedian Lewis Black who was complaining that because he was Jewish, he couldn't digest certain kinds of food. I directed him to a bakery to have lunch and followed him in, because the bakery apparently doubled as a Pizza Hut and I was going to get some bread sticks for lunch. When I went it, the room was really tiny and there was hardly anything to order.

There was also a part where I was sitting on the lawn with Ellen Page and a teenage boy (don't remember who he was) and randomly, pee started raining from the sky. I remember I somehow was already familiar with this and it was like it was the punishment of a ghost for talking to a boy (something like that).

Another part was that I was in my Asian Arts Recitation room, before the teacher's assistant was there to teach the class. Somehow, I was under the impression that the TA's computer had a CD in it that had every episode of Street Sharks on it and I was determined to get it to solve some mysteries once and for all (to clarify on what the "mysteries" were, the later episodes of the Street Sharks series are clouded in obscurity mainly because there is no recordings of them anywhere so all there is to go on is the memories of people who watched them casually. Adding to the confusion is the fact that DiC absolutely refuses to answer any questions on the series and that someone has written up absolutely false episode lists - complete with made up characters, voice actors, and release dates - on TV.com and IMDb).

The final part was the good part. I was going to some kind of a masquarade dance and had all of these harliquinn clothes and jewelry and masks to use to make my costume. I also somehow acquired a fake rapier to go with it. I was heading upstairs to pick out my costume - when my dad woke me up, wanting to know why I was still asleep. I wasn't too happy there. >:

Kitsa

Mar 19th, 2009, 08:56 AM

I had one of those dreams last night that was like watching a movie. Tadao was in it. What the hell is wrong with me?

There was this gourmet restaurant that was comprised of rustic little shacks in the woods. Each shack held one table and looked like something out of an REM video. The waiter would go to each shack and take the order, then serve it piece by piece lined up on the weathered-wood windowsill. I vividly remember thin slices of corn dog and carrot lined up like that.

Anyway, Tadao was reading the menu and using some sort of fucked-up multiple entendre to try and embarrass the waiter. The menu was full of ridiculous overblown French terms, and one dish I remember was something "a Poussy"...because there's a town in France called Poussy. And of course Tadao kept saying "pussy", and the waiter kept saying "you mean, poo-SEE?" and so on.

No idea what the hell that was about, but what sort of loser am I to be having i-mockery forum dreams?

the Platinum Poppy

Mar 19th, 2009, 06:41 PM

I had a fucked-up dream last night. Before I begin I need to explain that I don't drive due to my whole physical situation. I took special lessons, but it just didn't take and they decided I'd be safer if I was the passenger of someone who could drive.

I took my driving license half a year ago... I had this dream while I was in the process practising for the license. My husband though, still hasn't got one, and hasn't been practising for one either.
In the dream, we needed to go somewhere in a car. I told hubby that I couldn't possibly drive since I hadn't got my license yet, and if the police caught me driving on my own I'd never be allowed to get one. Therefore hubby, who wasn't even trying to get a license and presumably had nothing to lose, should drive.
In the dream both of us thought this made perfect sense. So we stepped into the car, drove out on the highway, where hubby quickly almost got us killed since he hasn't got a clue about driving. Not until then did we realize it was a stupid idea.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 20th, 2009, 05:12 PM

40/40 days of no ejaculation?

....yeah. My record is seriously 39 days and then I met my ex girlfriend and ruined my streak. I equate a general betterness in my life trying that method too. The Bills went 5/0 during that time, immediately after Bills started sloping, Edwards got concussed and all around general badness.

ZeldaQueen

Mar 22nd, 2009, 01:09 AM

I had another "evil world" dream, completing the triology that includes my "human pizza/poisoned chocolate" dream and my "red vines taking over the mall" dream. In this latest dream, there was a woman who had a poisonous touch. If she touched you, you fell over dead a few seconds later. As with the other dreams, no one seemed to notice or care.

And Kitsa, don't worry about having forum-related dreams. There's a member of Zelda Harmony (the site I'm on that were're making the movie of) who's dreamed twice about our site. Both dreams involve all of the site members meeting in real life to discuss aspects of making the film.

Babs

Mar 22nd, 2009, 01:11 AM

My dream last night was AMAZING. It had me making love with the most amazing woman EVER, Amy Poehler. The only weird thing is when she went down on me, her face turned into the shape of ant eaters.

ZeldaQueen

Mar 22nd, 2009, 04:09 PM

Two distinct parts to my dream last night:

The first was that I was standing on a frozen river. The ice broke and I fell in. Because it was running water, I was swept along under the ice, unable to get out. I thought I would die for sure, but then I somehow came to the end of the river, where the ice was melted into a weird slush. I thought about this dream a lot today when I tried to strangle myself.

The other part of the dream was that my dad and brother and I were at Kennywood and we were all going to ride this dark ride, akin to Laff in the Dark or the Gold Rush (neither of which exist today). I remember it was really long and elaborate. There were tons of scary models and creatures and sounds. Some of the things were so close to the track that I had to twist myself around so that I didn't touch them. At one point, we came to this area where we got out of the car and sat on the floor for awhile while the maniquins and stuff moved around groaning. At this point, I somehow figured out that I was dreaming and the dream then jumped. I was at a water slide. A monstrously HUGE waterslide. As I somehow climbed up it, I overheard a conversation in which a person was complaining that these special dolphins in the water were showing insubordination by singing part of the Cybersix theme song ("From the depths of my soul, I know we will survive/I'm the one they will break with their greed and their pride...")

Then I woke up.

kahljorn

Mar 22nd, 2009, 07:48 PM

my dream last night there was this english chick i was in love with and then a bunch of shit happened like her mom hated me or something and BANNED ME FROM HER COUNTRY ESTATE but then her country estate got attacked by some giant monster, ive prolly been playing too much RE5 and it killed the girl and started chasing me around ;\

UNFORTUNATELY IT DIDNT OBBEY A SINGLE VIDEOGAME LAW AND IT WOULD JUST BURST THROUGH EVER WALL AND DOOR AND IT COULD SOMEHOW EVEN GET YOU IN VENTS.

King Hadas

Mar 23rd, 2009, 10:18 AM

"College students are seen here protesting the continued airing of Mitch Hedberg's Comedy Central Special but they're warned to be cautious because, this just in, Mitch Hedberg is...alive?!" This is how my dream begins. Here, Hedberg has been distorted beyond recognition. He's still a stand-up comic and his hair is the same but he looks more like David Spade and his also a psychopathic serial killer.

After the news sequence I find myself driving down the road. I notice my door is slightly ajar, I stop to close it. When I turn around Mitch Hedberg is sitting in the passenger seat. He looks at me as if to say drive and I do. He doesn't threaten me but I feel threatened just by his presence, soon though we've started up a disjointed conversation and I've warmed up to the guy. In fact, I've decided to put him up for the night. He may be a murderer but I don't see what that's go to do with me.

I set him up in the living room and then I go to bed. I'm having trouble sleeping though, probably because I am sleeping but that thought doesn't strike me at that moment. I roll over and turn on my TV and what do you know, Mitch Hedberg's special is on. It's not his usual routine but I find it funny all the same. While I'm laughing and smiling and watching I suddenly wonder if Mitch Hedberg is in my room watching me. I stare at the half of my room shrouded in darkness with some amusement, then with some horror as I start to make out an outline. A grave voice whispers "here comes the best part."

There's no climax to this dream, I just sort of drift back to reality. I lay in the darkness for awhile recalling in detail who Mitch Hedberg actually was but that doesn't snuff out the fear. I turn on the TV, I think I would have shit myself if Mitch Hedburg's special was on but instead it's the Animal Planet. This doesn't help much either though. It takes me about 15 minutes to work up the courage to get up, walk across the room, and turn on the light....AND THEN MITCH HEDBERG LUNGES OUT OF THE DARKNESS!

Kitsa

Mar 23rd, 2009, 10:57 AM

I had a Mitch Hedberg dream once. I was on a frozen-over parking lot, sliding on my knees, pushing myself along with an oar or stick or something. I passed a car, and since the back door was open I peeked inside. Mitch Hedberg was there in the back seat, shooting up.

I said, "Hey Mitch", and he gave me the finger. I chuckled and said something like "Oh, you" and paddled on.

A couple of nights ago I had a dream in which my grandmother, who died at the beginning of the month, appeared and told me to go clean out her refrigerator. As far as the possibility that the dead actually appear to the living in dreams, I'm not ready to rule that one out. However, I was a strange choice:

1) I live 4 hours away, whereas many of my cousins live 10 mins away and are much more capable.

2) My grandfather is still living and can probably handle disposing of rotten food.

Kitsa

Mar 25th, 2009, 07:43 AM

I just had one last night about Excedrin. I have really bad postsurgical arthritis and Excedrin is the only thing that helps, so I take a lot of it. I must be totally obsessed with it at a subconscious level.

I dreamed that I had these two bottles of excedrin. They'd switched all their pill colors to the same light green as the fairly-nonfunctional Excedrin Back and Body (see a fun mom wanting to bust her daughter for drugs here (http://www.pharmer.org/forum/pill-identification/ebb-imprint-need-help)). The bottles all looked the same. But when I opened one bottle, it was apparently some new type of excedrin that was made to be inserted up the nostrils.

It had little fins around the middle to hold it up your nose, and tiny print that said FOR NOSTRIL USE ONLY. Apparently something dire would happen if you took it normally. It was supposed to stay in your nose and dissolve congestion (but how could you breathe with a pill up your nose?)

So I put the nose-excedrin in a drawer so I'd remember not to take them, and I poured pills from the other bottle into my hand. But there were nose-excedrin in that bottle, too. Kind of mixed in with the other pills as a promotional thing.

I woke up with heart palpitations. I must be really, really concerned about my excedrin supply.

ZeldaQueen

Mar 25th, 2009, 11:17 PM

When I was a child, I had a dream that a rhino somehow broke out of a zoo and was wreaking havoc on the city. My parents and I (and brother I assume, he wasn't really in the dream) had planned to hide in our house's cheese cellar, but for some reason we were inside of a bank, performing some boring bank function like transacting a loan or something (this was how I saw banks as a child). My mom, when given the choice between "The quick way and the long way" (literally the teller's words), she chose "the long way". I begged her to hurry up but she said "I'm sorry honey, but this silly woman is taking so long". So I was stuck in the bank, certain I was going to die via rhino while my parents dithered around doing something stupid. It didn't help that people were running by the window, screaming and being followed by the rhino.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 26th, 2009, 01:29 AM

:lol

Did you end up getting Rhino'd in the bank?

kahljorn

Mar 26th, 2009, 02:59 AM

man one time i had a dream where i was hanging out at my parents house out front and i was doing drugs but it was like this weird drug where you don't smoke it you just inhale and all this powder gets all up in your lungs and then i was laying on a car looking up at the sky and it started turning red and then i saw a "Cloud" but it turned out it was a rock and i saw it land in the distance and then i looked in the distance and there was a bunch of tornados and then this house by me started getting eroded
then these demons and crazy grim reapers started going house to house and judging people ;o IT ONLY GOT CRAZIER FROM THERE

ZeldaQueen

Mar 26th, 2009, 06:36 PM

:lol

Did you end up getting Rhino'd in the bank?
Luckily no. The dream pretty much ended there. I think it kind of did skip ahead to us hiding in the cheese cellar. I had one of my Mom's old Barbie dolls and for some inexplicable reason, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo were also there.

Zoinks! :x

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 27th, 2009, 01:17 PM

luckily no scrappy

ZeldaQueen

Mar 27th, 2009, 10:37 PM

Luckily.

Dunno if this exactly counts as a dream, but I fell asleep in Anthropology and when I woke up, for a few seconds I thought I saw a cereal box flying over the teacher's desk.

Kitsa

Mar 28th, 2009, 09:29 AM

I dreamed I was back in the big old house I lived in as a teenager, only now it was a duplex. We shared it with some other family, and the middle was open...there was a stairwell in the middle and you could see into both living rooms where it mirror-imaged from one side of the house to the other. No walls on the living rooms for whatever reason.

Anyway, the family on the other side was Indonesian or something, I have no idea why I would dream they were Indonesian, but that's what they were. And there was this old lady in a housecoat with stringy hair who kept coming over from their side to ours. She would go to our fridge and get food out and wander around, going through our shit.

In the dream I was a real bitch about it, if I do say so myself. It never occurred to me that she might be senile or something. Instead, I yelled at her a lot and I think at one point I almost slapped her.

Then one of my old bosses from the hospital showed up and demanded to go through my purse. No idea why, I just handed it to her. She started rummaging through it and then said, "This is unfit for a landfill." (???) She pulled out a pattern in an envelope and told me that was my problem.

The pattern would make either swimsuits or neck braces. She told me I was using the wrong kind of velcro for the neck braces, and it was making me irritable. She insisted that I pick up the right stuff and meet her at her house where she would make it the correct way.

I was grumbling because I had to go to the stupid fabric store and then her stupid house, which in dream-land could only be accessed through secret hallways and passageways around my old high school.

The weird turnaround in the dream is that I was the raving bitch and my old boss was nice, which is completely the wrong way from how it usually went. This is a woman who (in real life) refused to go shopping with her plus-sized daughter lest people think she was fat.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 28th, 2009, 10:14 AM

ZeldaQueen

Mar 28th, 2009, 10:31 AM

I fell asleep in a history class once. The dream was basically me sitting in history class except I was really good at playing guitar. I dropped my guitar so I bent over to pick it up. Woke up on the floor with my instructor asking why I was on the floor. I told her to pick up my guitar.
Stuff like that happens to me all of the time (except for the falling on the floor part). Once I fell asleep in Anthropology and dreamt that the teacher had put some weird formula on the overhead projector. I woke up just as I was trying to write it down.

Last night, I dreamt that I was walking somewhere with my dad. We stopped at this house that belonged to a total stranger, rang the bell, and he began to talk to the lady that opened the door. Somehow, I thought that the guy that owned the house hadn't been there for ages and that my dad and I used to literally walk inside when no on was there and look around. I didn't see that as a crime, since we never took or touched anything. I went inside and the house had been converted into a boutique. As I went to leave, one of the sales people gave me a tiny shopping cart with two play-food-type plastic shopping baskets in it. It skipped ahead to me going into a building and walking by a large display of Barbie items. These things were all former Barbie stuff I had, but got rid of (pink refredgerator, stove, shower set, etc).

The dream then skipped to my high school. I was in a practice session for the school's musical, Beauty and the Beast (again). The practice involved the chorus standing around a raised platform (which two of the leads were on), performing. Somehow, I kept forgetting what to do and felt really stupid for that, even though I knew it was only practice. The one director told these two girls that they had to leave their props (hats shaped like Christmas gifts) backstage. The girls complained that it would take too long to get them, so I was told to wait backstage and hand the hats to the girls when they needed them. I was walking on the stage, when I somehow had a vision of a cast member stepping on a nail and getting blood poisoning. I looked on the stage floor and found a piece of wood with a huge nail sticking out of it. I picked it up and handed it to the directors. I also somehow found several eggs on the stage and I took those, broke them, and started mixing them in a bowl. As I mixed, I suddenly realized that I was no longer in high school and had just snuck to this rehearsal without my parents knowing. Seeing as it was late at night, I'd be in so much trouble.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 28th, 2009, 11:50 AM

how much sleep do you get a night?

ZeldaQueen

Mar 28th, 2009, 03:34 PM

7-8 hours, depending.

Anthropology's one of my earlier classes and it's really boring, so I have trouble staying awake in it. :(

Oh yeah, I remembered another part of my dream last night. I was standing in my living room, watching my brother play some video game. For some reason, I kept taking my pants off and putting them back on. I had no idea why I was doing this and was really embarrassed about it. I was also surprised that my brother didn't seem to be noticing this (in real life if he saw that, he would literally say "What the f*** are you doing?")

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 28th, 2009, 04:25 PM

I had some dream last night where I walked in someplace. Some guy was badmouthing Foxy Shazam. I walked over to him, informed him of how amazing Foxy Shazam is and then walked out into another dream.

ZeldaQueen

Mar 28th, 2009, 10:41 PM

I hate when dreams end abruptly. Especially when they're ones that you want to see all the way to the end >:

Like the one where I was going to see the movie Ghost Rider a month before it actually came out (the movie was meh, but I was really excited to go see it).

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 29th, 2009, 10:42 AM

I've taught myself to get back to the dream if I have enough time to go back to sleep. Sometimes if fucks up though and just becomes a distorted version of what was happening.

ZeldaQueen

Mar 29th, 2009, 11:22 AM

Seriously? How do you do that?

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 29th, 2009, 11:24 AM

concentration and large amounts of will. lol....practice too.

Kitsa

Mar 29th, 2009, 03:49 PM

I read that "large amounts of lol" and I was about to congratulate you on an excellent phrase before I reread it.

I just had a doozy. I was back in college and I was taking some sort of...I don't know, it was in the Speech program, I think. The program director was this prim, willowy, fakey woman I never got along with when I worked at the hospital. I was thrown into some sort of thing where I had to work one-on-one with people, one adult and one kid, and I'm not sure what I was doing wrong but this woman and the Speech majors above me were in a perpetual state of outrage at me.

Only they'd never tell me why they were outraged. I'd approach the director and ask her, and her eyes would just get wide behind her little glasses and she'd storm off. Like having to actually talk to me was more than she could handle. Some bitchy Speech major I didn't even know cornered me in the school Speech office, where she folded her arms and said, "I am so furious at you I don't even know what to do." I was trying to ask her why, and she would just cross her arms and flare her nostrils.

Then I realized that I had this piece of gum in my mouth, and every time I tried to talk the gum would get bigger and bigger. Eventually I spit it out and it was the size of a tennis ball. I don't remember if I had gum the rest of the time, but maybe that's what they were so pissed at me for. Anyway, I spit it out and looked up and the Speech major was gone.

I left, looking for her through a maze of corridors that was half one of the colleges I went to and half the back hallways of the hospital where I worked, and I walked up a flight of stadium steps to find that the school was now ringed with the peripheral buildings of a trendy mall. And I had gum in my mouth again.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 29th, 2009, 10:16 PM

From now on it will be "With large amounts of lol"

ZeldaQueen

Mar 30th, 2009, 12:54 AM

Sounds like an advertisement for a product. ("Now with more lol")

Kitsa

Mar 30th, 2009, 07:42 AM

Change a letter and it's Encyclopedia Dramatica.

I had a dream this morning that some godawful gleeclub was singing IN THE GOOD OLD SUMMERTIME at the top of their freaking lungs. Then I woke up and it was on Arthur on PBS kids, I must have left the tv on PBS last night.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 30th, 2009, 09:05 AM

:lol I hate that. I've had dreams where I'm sportscasting for some perticular sport I don't fancy too much....let's go with basketball. In my dream I'm just annoyed at the entire affair. "He dribbles....runs left.....passes.....someone catches it......dribbles......and dunks it......meh." Then I'll wake up with ESPN on.

ZeldaQueen

Mar 30th, 2009, 07:29 PM

I haven't been dreaming much lately. Maybe I should eat more before going to bed, I miss dreaming. :(

That never happens to me really though, outside sources affecting my dreams. Unless it's when my mom wakes me up, I fall back to sleep, and I think I dreamt she woke me up. That's happened a couple of times. :|

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 31st, 2009, 12:59 AM

The dream that bugged me in school was the one where I get up, shower, get dressed and get ready only to wake up I dreamt it and now have to REDO everything I just did.

Kitsa

Mar 31st, 2009, 08:33 AM

I had an action-packed dream last night, and unfortunately I can barely remember any of it :( I remember being a detective or spy or something, on the back of a motorcycle, chasing someone we were supposed to be investigating. I remember chasing someone through a mall (why the hell do I always dream about malls? I HATE malls!).

I would have loved to have remembered that one.

ZeldaQueen

Mar 31st, 2009, 10:31 AM

The dream that bugged me in school was the one where I get up, shower, get dressed and get ready only to wake up I dreamt it and now have to REDO everything I just did.
I've had those. My alarm will go off and I'll dream that I got up. Then I'll wake up, realize I still have to get up, then fall back to sleep and dream it again.

Last night, I can remember just two bits of my dream. The first bit was that I was in some weird room like the Room of Requirement (from Harry Potter). Somehow, if you were in it your desires were granted. I realized that because of this, I could do almost anything I wanted by mentally concentrating. I remember I was able to fill a bowl with water this way and make a stuffed rabbit fly into my hand.

The second part of my dream was vague, but I remember Wolverine and some other Marvel character (Rick Jones-style) were in it. It was like Wolverine had been around for a while, but he couldn't remember where he got his adamantium claws from.

the Platinum Poppy

Apr 1st, 2009, 06:26 AM

I dreamt that i was reading through a pile of old Superman comics from the sixties and seventies (okay, where does that place me in the geek hierarchy?). So he had his super cousin, super dog, other super pets, super robots etc. But in the dream he also had super pot plants. Pot plants that had been sent from Krypton in a rocket and were invulnerable to bugs, garden tools etc.

I have no idea where my subconscious got that idea... I don't even own a single pot plant.

Kitsa

Apr 1st, 2009, 09:00 AM

I had a dream that the neighborhood kids were hunting me down and I was hiding in my grandmother's house.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Apr 2nd, 2009, 09:31 AM

Someone called me while I was sleeping the other day and I didn't wake up right away. I started having this dream about racing in a moto-cross and then hanging out with a bunch of people from the old country at my friends wedding. Then I realized my phone was ringing and Gogol Bordello was my new ringer.

ZeldaQueen

Apr 2nd, 2009, 10:53 PM

I had some dream last night where people got ahold of old Disney films or cartoons and used some computer program to literally change them to be however they wanted. The bits I watched showed them making the characters infant versions of themselves.

MattJack

Apr 7th, 2009, 05:55 PM

Last night I had a dream that Milhouse came down to Houston to visit for a couple of weeks.

I didn't really have anything planned so I asked him if he liked 80s music because my friends and I go to 80s night at a local club. He promptly told me that 80s music is dumb :(

So we ending up going over to my buddies house to play video games but Milhouse was acting like a total girlfriend. You know, where they act totally miserable, but refuse to say that anything is wrong.

All in all I think I must be gay for Milhouse or something.

Thanks bruh

LordSappington

Aug 19th, 2009, 05:39 PM

I'm half bumping this, because this thread was golden.
Plus, I've been having bouts of sleep paralysis.
It's not fun to wake up twice a week, in the middle of the night, unable to move and surrounded by terrifying hallucinations.

Kitsa

Aug 19th, 2009, 05:49 PM

My dreams have been insane every single night for the past few months.

The other night I dreamed I was at some desolate carnival. Somehow it was a carnival, although it was just a series of grimy sheds on short stilts along a dirt road. I went into one and it was like a miniature Chuck E Cheese playroom in there, about 6 feet square maybe. There were claw machines called "penny pulls" with shitty prizes (I won a plastic bracelet and a yellow ticket that came out of a slot in the floor) and half-height arcade games that a person of average height would have had to play kneeling.

Then I turned around and there was this kid-sized rainbow tunnel with flashing lights. I crawled through it and wound up in a large theater. I sat next to some guy with dreds and we were watching Diz (from Out of Control) do a weirdly sedate comedy routine. I spotted some family members in the audience, but they didn't notice me.

This is Diz under ordinary circumstances in case anyone forgot:

BBBCwpYp0mg

Anyway, at some point I became concerned that I had lost my shitty little plastic bracelet down the crack of the seat, and I was rummaging through the trash down there when I woke up. Only Diz was still talking and I couldn't figure out why, until I looked over at the TV and realized that her entire monologue in my dream had come from The Bonnie Hunt Show.

Wiffles

Aug 19th, 2009, 06:01 PM

Common Dreams I have that seems to be a recurring universal theme. I hardly have good dreams >_<

1. Im nekkid at school, and all the clothes I put on suddenly vanish. I cry from shame
2. I can breathe underwater
3. I can fly (zero gravity sensation)
4. Im being chased by a monster (usually a T-Rex)
5. Im falling down a bottomless pit
6. I won the lottery (or found alot of money, only to wake up disappointed)
7. I was shot

captain516

Aug 19th, 2009, 08:23 PM

Reading this has convinced that Kitsa is insane.

LordSappington

Aug 19th, 2009, 09:04 PM

It'd probably be easier to list the people on this forum that AREN'T insane.:lol2

ZeldaQueen

Aug 19th, 2009, 09:05 PM

I haven't remembered any dreams for awhile. But I remember one from some time ago. I was on a train, being taken somewhere with many other teenagers. Somehow, I as under the impression that we were taken from our homes against our wills. Still, no one seemed bothered or made any attempt to escape. We all had things we were bringing with us. I seemed to think that we were being sent to different places to be stationed for jobs. The train was actually very nice, the old-fashioned kind with bench seats and tables. I met some girls on the train that I talked to, but they got off at stops before me.

I was happy to find that I was stationed at a place near where I lived. Somehow, I think I was considering the possiblity of running back home if I could. I was taken into a motel or something and given a little cozy room in the back. One of my co-workers was taken to be my roommate. We were trying to decide on where to sleep. I seem to remember that there were two double beds and two (uncomfortable-looking) single beds, old-fashioned with carved wooden frames. One of these had a number of old dolls and stuffed animals propped on them.

LordSappington

Aug 19th, 2009, 11:15 PM

Stuff like that happens to me all of the time (except for the falling on the floor part). Once I fell asleep in Anthropology and dreamt that the teacher had put some weird formula on the overhead projector. I woke up just as I was trying to write it down.

Did you ever write that down, and still have it? I'd be interested in seeing it, if you did.

Esuohlim

Aug 20th, 2009, 12:11 AM

Last night I dreamt that Liquidstatik emailed me pictures of himself breaking into my dorm and having sex with a girl on my bed >:

Wiffles

Aug 20th, 2009, 12:58 AM

Just this night I dreamt that my father died. He had committed suicide (poisoning) inside a storage area in the basement of a motel we've been renting. I always have depressing dreams of him, since he is divorced with mom and he is kinda depressive to begin with.

ZeldaQueen

Aug 20th, 2009, 01:19 AM

Did you ever write that down, and still have it? I'd be interested in seeing it, if you did.
No.

Actually, looking back I think he possibly did put something on the overhead project but took it off just as I started to write. I hated that man. >:

Though laughs came a few weeks ago when my brother and dad ridiculed him for his theory that humans were closer to orangutans than chimpanzes.

Kitsa

Aug 20th, 2009, 06:19 AM

That is depressing, Wiffles :( I hate dreams like that.

I dreamed last night that some ancestor of mine had died of "typtheria" at age 100 and had just been brought back to life 100 years later with the use of some magical injection. I remember news-like footage of her shuffling down a hallway with one of those grin-grimaces and a curly black wig on her head.

I was one of the immediate family members gathered around her for the news interview, where they strangely described her as now being 200 years old. They asked her how she felt and she gazed around at all of us. All she said was, "Everyone is so tall."

I remember her making me feel really weird and awkward and I looked away a lot.

ZeldaQueen

Aug 20th, 2009, 10:01 AM

I was one of the immediate family members gathered around her for the news interview, where they strangely described her as now being 200 years old.

Why would that be strange? If she died at age 100 and came back to life 100 years later she technically would be 200. Or did they say it in a strange way?

Kitsa

Aug 20th, 2009, 10:29 AM

Well, in my way of thinking she would only be 100 plus however many days she'd been reanimated, since she was dead for 100 years.

ZeldaQueen

Aug 20th, 2009, 01:04 PM

Ah, I see.

In my mind, people would keep aging even after they die. If they were still dead I'd say "they would be ___ years old if they were alive", but if they were to be brought back to life I would count the years they were dead since they technically still aged then.

Otto

Aug 20th, 2009, 01:15 PM

Last night I had a dream that I was being chased by a pack of feral dogs in those little doggie carts that they put dogs in when their hind legs give out. I hid in an alleyway and listened to the squeak squeak squeak of their wheels as they ran by.

Kitsa

Aug 20th, 2009, 02:12 PM

Oh, god, now Tadao will start doing those pictures :(

I fell asleep briefly and immediately began having this dream about two desi sisters who were badminton stars. They lived behind me and had a badminton court (yes, a badminton court) in their backyard, which was separated from my yard by a couple of skinny evergreen trees.

I was in my backyard, doing I don't remember what, listening to music. I was marveling each time one of the girls would make a powerful serve that sent the shuttlecock flying over the house, possibly into the stratosphere, making a jet engine noise as it went.

For whatever reason I had one of those old fashioned CD changers and it flipped to my Cornershop When I Was Born for the 7th Time CD. Then it got stuck on Brimful of Asha, and I was okay with that because I had it on headphones and I liked it. Then something went wrong and not only did it play Brimful of Asha over and over and over again, but my headphones shorted out and suddenly it was being blasted over a loudspeaker.

So here it was playing over and over and over, and I was freaking the hell out thinking these girls were going to think I was blasting dated British-indie pop at them because they were desi...the same song over and over and over again. I had finally gotten the CD pried out of the changer and was walking over there with it when I woke up.

LOL @ Caucasian cultural insecurity dreams.

LordSappington

Aug 20th, 2009, 02:37 PM

I'm always insecure about people hearing my music, too; even my family. I'll be blasting music while I'm home alone and washing the dishes, and if someone gets home I rush to turn it off, even though they don't mind the music.

Last night's dream was definitely odd. I was having some normal dream, I don't even remember what, and I started dreaming that my cell phone was ringing. After a moment of this, I wake up thinking 'Crap, who's calling NOW?', only to be greeted by a completely silent room, and no missed calls. Then, thirty seconds or so after I woke up, my phone started ringing; it was my friend, having a panic attack. Weirded me out a little.

MajorScales

Aug 20th, 2009, 04:31 PM

Here is a Nightmare I had a while back.

Yesterday I over worked myself doing way too many jobs and was extremely tired. I was asleep on my back and it was quick, a person all in black hands stretched out came at me and went through me like you would see in a Ghost movie. I woke my wife up with a sound like someone who had swam too deep and gasped for air. My whole body is extremely sore and I'm debating doing some work today or taking a day off and tomorrow being burdened with extra work again.

It was one of those days when I was extremely tired/sore and overworked.

The Leader

Aug 20th, 2009, 04:46 PM

A while back but it was yesterday? What?

MajorScales

Aug 20th, 2009, 04:51 PM

28/05/09

The Leader

Aug 20th, 2009, 04:54 PM

ENGLISH

DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? UNDERSTAND?

MajorScales

Aug 20th, 2009, 04:59 PM

May 28th 2009 :\ Its when Jesus died from drinking green lemonade...bow your head, turn your bum to the west and praise Sarah Lee.

The Leader

Aug 20th, 2009, 05:01 PM

You're an idiot.

MajorScales

Aug 20th, 2009, 05:04 PM

:sleep

LordSappington

Aug 21st, 2009, 02:15 AM

I just dozed off at the keyboard, fell over in my sleep, and smashed my face on my desk. I feel like a retard.

LordSappington

Aug 21st, 2009, 02:15 AM

'FEEL like?!" :lol2

ZeldaQueen

Aug 21st, 2009, 11:42 PM

I haven't been able to remember my dreams lately. Which is weird because for some time now if I sit still for more than a minute I'll fall asleep, so you'd think that more sleep would give more dream opportunities.

Kitsa

Aug 22nd, 2009, 08:53 AM

I had two dreams, one after the other, with a very similar setting.

The first one was set in a big Victorian brick mansion where each level had been subdivided into apartments. It was five stories in all. And the deal was that the public would come in, carrying bathtub accessories (shower curtain, bathmat, etc), and go through each level to see which apartment's bathroom they wanted to rent to take a shower.

So there was this big procession up the stairs, and I was carrying a shower curtain that had rubber duckies on it and a big yellow rubber duckie bathmat (I have nothing like that in real life). I was behind two annoying bigassed women who were turning their nose up at the apartments and calling them tacky. I was rolling my eyes thinking about what sort of jacked-up Maury Show shit they must have at home.

The penthouse apartment was beautiful, if a bit ostentatious, and was owned jointly by my mom and Tyler Perry. Tyler Perry, by the way, was in drag as that Medea character. I can't remember if I rented their bathroom for my shower or not, because I tossed and turned and woke up enough to start a different dream at that point.

In the next dream, I was in an identical building, only this time it was some sort of college dorm. I was leaving college and my mission was to get all of my crap out of the dorm room and down to the front door. For a while I was busy in the room, which was decked with girly crap floor to ceiling, and I couldn't figure out which stuff was mine. I was just throwing whatever looked like mine onto the bed and bagging it up, but I was constantly worried I was going to forget something.

Then I started making trips down to the front door, carrying these gigantic bags full of junk. But the stairs were no longer the trusty, wide wooden staircases that they'd been in the first dream. Instead they were really minimalist, rickety metal and seemingly not held up by anything.

Each landing was a little bit different. One had a narrow ledge with no handrails, and it was probably a good 3 or 4 floors straight down. I was trying to carry my bag and balance (if I'd been smart in the dream, I would have thrown the bag down and concentrated on saving myself). Then on the next floor, there were a couple of narrow catwalks between the staircases. I started to step onto one and the black metal handrail clanked apart and fell off.

I have a lot of dreams about staircases being narrow or falling apart.

LordSappington

Aug 22nd, 2009, 01:13 PM

I dreamt in trance music videos last night. It reminds me of what I imagine an acid trip would be like.

Sam

Aug 22nd, 2009, 04:49 PM

I had a dream a firefighter broke into my house to look for a hose to wash his firetruck, and I went outside to call 911 and found a huge boxset of every season of Southpark under a tree. :(

Esuohlim

Aug 23rd, 2009, 01:22 AM

Dude I dreamt last night that all the Home Movies seasons were in my mailbox :(

ZeldaQueen

Aug 23rd, 2009, 02:39 AM

Each landing was a little bit different. One had a narrow ledge with no handrails, and it was probably a good 3 or 4 floors straight down. I was trying to carry my bag and balance (if I'd been smart in the dream, I would have thrown the bag down and concentrated on saving myself). Then on the next floor, there were a couple of narrow catwalks between the staircases. I started to step onto one and the black metal handrail clanked apart and fell off.

I have a lot of dreams about staircases being narrow or falling apart.

Ah, the narrow staircase dreams. I can't remember if I told about my dream where I was in some weird contest to reach the roof of a building, but the later part of that dream involved me finding an apartment towards the top of the building where a guy lived with his daughter and her friends who were visiting. He had one of the girls show me a staircase which would take me down a little but then straight up to the roof. But the stairs were ridiculously narrow, to the point where I didn't think my feet would fit at all on the steps. And on top of that, they were over some Star Wars-like Pit-O-Death. I decided not to use them.

Of course, upon awakening it seemed like it was some weird metaphor about my life or something. That and I have some weird phobia about slipping while walking down narrow staircases.

Sam

Aug 23rd, 2009, 03:00 AM

Dude I dreamt last night that all the Home Movies seasons were in my mailbox :(

That's not a dream man, THAT'S A VISION. Good fortune on the way. :eek

SWAMI SAM HAS SPOKEN

Kitsa

Aug 23rd, 2009, 08:28 AM

I just figured mine were because I was disabled and if something happened to me on stairs I'd be doubly fucked.

Last night I had one that my parents were insanely angry at me and holding me hostage in the basement of our old house, not allowing me to leave. Some kid came to my window and asked me for cocoa, but I was too busy crying to make it. Then my sig. other called and asked if I was the one who'd shit on his countertops. I asked him how the hell I could have gotten there to shit on his countertops if I couldn't even get out of my parents' house.

ZeldaQueen

Aug 23rd, 2009, 02:25 PM

Aw, that's a sad one. :(

I actually did dream last night and apparently it was very epic but I can only remember bits and pieces of it. I was being held captive in something like a laboratory or an organization and early in the dream, I escaped with another captive. We were running away to escape, but people were chasing us. The two of us hid in a costume shop and were trying to get new clothes to wear. For some reason, I wanted to get a medival Legend of Zelda-ish costume because it came with a sword and bow-and-foam-arrow set which I somehow thought could be used for protection. The captors came in and we begged the store guy waiting on us to keep quiet and help us hide. Instead, he called the captors over and we had to run for it again. Somehow, I brought the costume with me.

The dream sort of transitioned to us hiding at my aunt and uncle's place, only my aunt and uncle were different and instead of having two boy cousins there was a mix of boys and girls and they were a lot younger. Even though we were still being chased, I somehow felt safe enough to find out if we could watch a movie and dye Easter eggs.

It seemed a lot scarier when I was asleep.

The Leader

Aug 23rd, 2009, 04:10 PM

Dude I dreamt last night that all the Home Movies seasons were in my mailbox :(
I have them all. Want to come over? Please?

doopa

Aug 24th, 2009, 05:11 AM

Once I dreamed I played a game of chess with God and I won

Aimless

Aug 24th, 2009, 06:58 AM

Once I dreamed I played a game of chess with God and I won

I had a dream that I was with Satan in a french diner. I kept laughing at him and telling him that Jesus loved him and he just roared at me all pissed off and red.

ZeldaQueen

Aug 24th, 2009, 01:47 PM

I had a dream that I was with Satan in a french diner. I kept laughing at him and telling him that Jesus loved him and he just roared at me all pissed off and red.
Reminds me a bit about a time I dreamed I met Fred Phelps. I should have known it was a dream, because he actually listened to my viewpoints thoughtfully and respectfully and didn't scream that I was going to hell at all.

Last night, I dreamt I was an unofficial member of Torchwood (Doctor Who spin-off, for those of you not familiar). The dream was partially based off of the "Children of Earth" mini series, were we were trying to save the Earth and for whatever reason, the government didn't want our interference and kept trying to capture us. Also, our headquarters were in a TARDIS.

In the first part of the dream, government agents were trying to break into the TARDIS to steal it so we couldn't escape them. I helped several other Torchwood members push them out while screaming for someone to make the TARDIS jumpt to the past or future or somewhere far away. We got the agents out and the door shut, but the TARDIS wasn't moved. I kept shouting for someone to get us out of there, but then the door was thrown open by Patrick Warburton of all people, who in my dream had some sort of Terminator-like strength and took all of our efforts to shove back out. The scuffle somehow drained the TARDIS of energy so when we finally could travel, we could only go three feet to the left. I looked outside and kept screaming inside for them to try to get us going again before Warburton looked around and saw where we went.

The dream then somehow cut to me being at a carnival where I met the secretary of someone in the government. She was pretty much directly taken from "Children of Earth". She asked me about Torchwood and I complained about the government interference and how we lost the TARDIS. I then wandered the carnival and came to a gold fish scoop game. I discovered that the woman running it was Trinity from The Matrix, only her real name was something like "Jean Gross". We apparently already knew each other and talked for awhile.

Then the dream decided to take a more realistic turn and had me visiting the house of a woman I worked with in a library (while the job is real, the woman was not). Her house was a complete mess, with stuffed animals over virtually every empty surface.

Kitsa

Aug 24th, 2009, 02:08 PM

My dream last night was that someone (I think the neighbor kid) brought me three "baby snakes" to take care of. At first glance I thought they were corn snakes, but when they were in my hands I realized that they were baby copperheads. The snakes promptly bit the hell out of my hands, and I rushed to the ER. They refused to give me any antivenin because I was pregnant. It was a frustrating dream.

LordSappington

Aug 24th, 2009, 11:03 PM

My dreams are becoming increasingly retarded.
In my last one, my friend 'Hal' went nuts, shot and killed my friend 'Greg', and wounded me badly, then kidnapped 'Shirlena' and took her off someplace. When I woke up in the hospital, the police were yelling at me 'YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM', and I was trying to argue 'What the fuck?! YOU'RE the police!'
I don't remember some between this, but I somehow found him, beat him down and shot him, and 'Shirlena' gave me some coupons.

executioneer

Aug 24th, 2009, 11:19 PM

Tadao

Aug 24th, 2009, 11:25 PM

So I'm not the only one that had that song in my head all day then.

Kitsa

Aug 25th, 2009, 08:56 AM

Last night's was about some sort of strange Disney World trip with a large group of classmates. Disney World was much lamer than I remember it. Anyway, I wanted to go on the "It's a Small World" ride (you can pretty much only go on the lame stuff if you're disabled, no Space Mountain or anything) and so I got in line for that.

Instead of those big cars you get in, the seats were now small, floating egg-shaped pieces with a hollow for your butt. They were all crowded together in what seemed like a flume ride without water and just hovering. You had to pick one and balance just right to keep from getting tipped off. All of the seats were crowded together, it was kind of like one of those lazy river rides at a waterpark.

So the ride started, and instead of going on the normal track with everyone else I'm part of a group of ten or fifteen people who are suddenly diverted off to the right, up a steep conveyor belt. We end up in front of an office where a bunch of Disney scientists are trying to figure out what's wrong with our hover-egg-chair things.

I was pissed off because I could hear the "It's a Small World" music off in the distance and here we were, stuck on this damn conveyor belt with a bunch of irritated scientists in some little office trying to diagnose a problem we didn't even know we had.

Finally they either decided it wasn't that big of a problem, or they fixed it or something, but we couldn't finish the ride. One of the scientists got the bright idea to buy us all off, so he got out a bunch of Disney shopping bags and started loading them up with promotional chocolates. We were shoved out a back door with our bags of chocolate instead of getting to finish the ride.

ZeldaQueen

Aug 25th, 2009, 11:23 AM

The first part of my dream last night was that I was at the local swimming pool with my brother. It was really crowded. Oh, and for some reason my swimsuit didn't have a top to it. Also for some reason, this seemed totally normal and no one noticed.

The second part was that I was in a shop of some sort looking for Halloween items. I apparently was in a "[Insert holiday] is canceled" movie though, because the store people seemed to be barred from selling Halloween items. I wandered through the dark store and launched into an impromptu inspirational song about how I'd just get what I needed and have Halloween without them. I don't think it worked... Oh, and I randomly found some personal belongings in the corner of the store, including some letters from my grandmother, a pillow, and a present (a stamp I think) which I had meant to send to my Chinese friend (I only say Chinese because I remember the name on the box was obviously that).

LordSappington

Aug 26th, 2009, 06:48 PM

I have no idea what I was dreaming about, but I fell asleep in Algebra 2, and when the girl behind me poked me awake, I yelled 'DICKS EVERYWHERE'. :(

Kitsa

Aug 26th, 2009, 06:50 PM

You were probably dreaming about dicks everywhere.

When I was in high school we had this asshole homeroom teacher who left this kid asleep at his desk when the bell rang. I was in the next class too, so I witnessed the poor kid drooling, snoring and farting in his sleep for a good 15 minutes before he woke up and realized he wasn't where he was supposed to be.

Dr. V

Aug 26th, 2009, 11:53 PM

This has always stuck with me since I was like 4 or 5. My grandma's outdoor tablecloth that was red and white checkered came to life, in the shape of an octopus and told me, in a high, nasally voice, "I'm an octopus." Also Dracula and Frankenstein were there. :confused:

Kitsa

Aug 27th, 2009, 07:32 AM

at least it was a straightforward sort of tablecloth.

Last night I dreamed I was in a palace-style manor home. My parents had a toaster oven in their room and I'd left mozzarella sticks cooking in it. But when I went back to get them, something was up in there and I was afraid to go in.

Then my parents changed into this young British couple. The dad looked like Cary Elwes. Also, they were evil somehow. I was one of three small children who stumbled onto something evil they were doing, don't remember what, and the mother ended up dead in some sort of little hidden room. Then the father was forcing us to pack as much as we could for life on the run. I was simultaneously terrified of him and terrified of what would happen if we were apprehended.

So I was running around the mansion packing up ridiculous gourmet foods, like some sort of soft moldy cheese with red beans embedded in it, and brownie mix and anything else I could find. The father was explaining something to one of my siblings about when he'd said that the mother didn't negotiate. As I stacked boxes on the stairs and noted that there were rolls of trash bags strung on the rail all the way down, he said, "The women in our family don't negotiate until they're sure they'll get what they want."

I'd just turned back to my boxes, leaning forward to balance myself on the steep sweeping staircase, when suddenly the father started yelling at us. Some sort of enormous thump shook the staircase so hard that I bounced free and was falling backwards.

I woke up braced for landing, adrenaline-sick. I hate dreams like that.

LordSappington

Aug 27th, 2009, 07:21 PM

I've been having allergy problems lately, so I grabbed some random decongestants at the store and took them before I went to bed.
It turns out the decongestants have some sort of stimulant in them, because I woke up in the middle of the night, in a full adrenaline fight-or-flight panic, not knowing why. I ended up grabbing my crowbar, slamming my door open, and running out into the street before I got myself calmed down enough to figure out what the hell was going on.

Kitsa

Aug 27th, 2009, 07:23 PM

Not bad. Any lasting damage to the door?

LordSappington

Aug 27th, 2009, 07:34 PM

Not on the front door. But I knocked a hinge off my bedroom door, and put a dent in the wall.

executioneer

Aug 27th, 2009, 07:39 PM

were there headcrabs in this dream

The Leader

Aug 27th, 2009, 10:41 PM

:lol

Colonel Flagg

Aug 27th, 2009, 10:58 PM

You were probably dreaming about dicks everywhere.

:lol

When I was in high school we had this asshole homeroom teacher who left this kid asleep at his desk when the bell rang. I was in the next class too, so I witnessed the poor kid drooling, snoring and farting in his sleep for a good 15 minutes before he woke up and realized he wasn't where he was supposed to be.

I was taking a summer history class in high school with a bunch of dumb-f**ks and we were watching some boring movie about China. When the lights came back on, the teacher said we should all be very quiet, as it was obvious that Tom had a rough night. He was sitting in the back of the room, sawing wood, head back, mouth open, you know the drill. At the end of class, we all left the room quietly and went home, leaving him there in the classroom.

Moral: Never fall asleep in class.

[...]I woke up in the middle of the night, in a full adrenaline fight-or-flight panic, not knowing why. I ended up grabbing my crowbar, slamming my door open, and running out into the street before I got myself calmed down enough to figure out what the hell was going on.

What the eff are you doing with a crowbar near your bed? Seriously, dude, you need some Xanax. Now. :hypno

LordSappington

Aug 27th, 2009, 10:58 PM

It's my zombie crowbar. I even put a little label above it.

Sparkles the Fairy

Aug 28th, 2009, 12:27 AM

Dreams? I have no dreams of my own. I fly into the dreams of others and soothe their sleep with pleasant thoughts. :)

Wiffles

Aug 28th, 2009, 12:49 AM

Waaaaaii! A real fairy, gee whiz, do you grant wishes or steal teeth? o.o

Sparkles the Fairy

Aug 28th, 2009, 01:15 AM

Waaaaaii! A real fairy, gee whiz, do you grant wishes or steal teeth? o.o

Steal teeth?! My dear Wiffles, I do not *steal* anything! I pay good money for the baby teeth the dear children leave me. It is only fair, as they are like pearls among my Folk.

As for granting wishes, well, my powers are a bit more limited than what you have read in stories. However, I can assure you that I certainly do my best to spread happiness and joy among you mortals.

Wiffles

Aug 28th, 2009, 01:31 AM

Kitsa

Aug 28th, 2009, 07:57 AM

I dreamed last night that my ex was trying to abduct one of my cats.

Sparkles the Fairy

Aug 28th, 2009, 11:15 AM

Golly, I have so many things to learn from your folk. Like What do you do with all the teeth you collect, like do you build a giant Death-star or a casino out of all those teeth?? Or do you use them to power your magical nuclear reactors so you can produce more pixie dust??? TELL ME MORE! o.o
Your magical origins and your toothy hijinks intrigue Wiffles very much ^.^
Death stars, casinos, and nuclear reactors are human follies. We wear human baby teeth as jewelery.

Pixie dust, or more accurately, fairy dust, is a natural by-product of my body, just as you product sweat. Unlike sweat, however, fairy dust smells like lilac-flavored cotton candy, and has magical properties.

Wiffles

Aug 28th, 2009, 02:21 PM

Super fascinating! ^o^

I wish you luck in your spreading of joy and happiness, and weaving dreamy dreams of niceness ^.^

ZeldaQueen

Aug 29th, 2009, 12:27 AM

I've always meant to try to have a lucid dream. From what I've read though, you need to wake up and stay away for one hour and if I sit in bed after waking up I probably won't make it a full hour.

Kitsa

Aug 29th, 2009, 07:56 AM

The Leader

Aug 29th, 2009, 12:26 PM

Joey is so sweet, even in death. :)

Kitsa

Aug 29th, 2009, 12:58 PM

Yeah, he pops up from time to time with weird suggestions and requests. I don't quite understand it, but if that's what he wants to do with his afterlife, I'm okay with it.

Know what else is weird? I dreamed one time that I was dropping off Indian food at his apartment (???), down some dark hallway. All I remembered was that to the right, as you came in the door, there was a pink tapestry couch that was buried in assorted piles of shit. It was under a window. To the left was like a mattress thing in the corner with more papers and junk all over it. I dreamed this in probably '96, '97.

Then around the time he died, years later, "Don't Worry About Me" came out. Look at this.

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/weird.jpg

There's the damn couch. There's the window.

It gets weirder. I was looking for a hard-to-find single on Youtube, "I Couldn't Sleep At All Last Night", and the only thing that came up at the time (this was 2007 or 2008), somebody posted a video of his apartment after he died. And there was the dark hallway, there was the couch and window and piles of shit, there was the mattress. It creeped me the hell out, kind of the same way deja-vu can creep you the hell out sometimes. I think the video got taken down.

So I really don't know what to think of all this. I've always loved the Ramones, but this sort of random unprompted insight was pretty fucking bizarre.

Jeanette X

Aug 29th, 2009, 02:54 PM

I've tried that technique of putting in a request for dream topics, thinking about stuff I'd like to dream about before bed, and so on. Never worked for me.

Last year I had a weird set of dreams in which Joey Ramone was telling me I had to wear a certain necklace. I'm not big on jewelry and especially not necklaces, and from what I remember I told him it wouldn't be happening. But he kept showing up, and I finally said I didn't even know where the damn necklace was, I lost it several moves ago.

In response, he walked over to a storage bin, rummaged around in it, came up with a bag, came up with a box inside it, and there was the necklace. I remembered it when I woke up, and just out of curiosity I went to the same storage bin...there was the bag, there was the box, there was the necklace.

It was all too weird and I did wear the necklace for a while. You win, Joey Ramone.

It isn't all that weird. Joey is just the form your unconscious mind took to try to tell you what you already knew. If you lived in a different culture he might take the form of your totem animal or of a spirit being.

It isn't the necklace itself that is important. Its the symbolic significance it has to you that Joey was trying to convey. It means something to you that you may not be consciously aware of.

Why yes, I have been reading C.G. Jung recently, why do you ask?

ZeldaQueen

Aug 29th, 2009, 02:56 PM

Kitsa, maybe you can channel the dead! :hypno That's awesome!

I just fell asleep while watching Tropic Thunder and I had some dream with all of the characters in it. The first part I remember was some Prince of Egypt-esque story where a man was in a romance with a Nefertiti-ish Egyptian Princess. To prevent a secret about him from getting out, she cast a spell on the entire palace which I thought at first put them to sleep for a long time but later I figured it killed them when I saw a lot of flies buzzing around.

The second part I remember weirdly had the Tropic Thunder cast shopping in a supermarket as they were on a journey to complete a mission of some sort. As they were in line, Jack Black's character kept asking Nick Nolte's character "Give me the hooks! I promise I won't put them on again". As they were checking out, RDJ's character noticed a bomb rigged to the cashier's telephone and Ben Stiller's character grabbed it and did a dramatic dive out of the shop.

Then it cut to Jack Black's character looking out of the window of a train doing some weird yelling to a person not there. It kept cutting back to stuff that previously happened, which I can't remember too well. But as I slept, the movie was at the part were there was the line "I'm a dude playing a dude who's disguised as another dude!", so that's the last thing I heard Jack Black shout before I woke up.

Kitsa

Aug 29th, 2009, 05:41 PM

If I can channel the dead, it begins and ends with Joey Ramone. And I'm not entirely sure why.

ZeldaQueen

Aug 29th, 2009, 08:49 PM

Kindred spirits maybe? Perhaps he has a spiritual secret crush on you. :)

Or maybe it's some thing were you're the only person he actually can talk to. Like how Sam can only talk to Oda Mae in Ghost.

Kitsa

Aug 29th, 2009, 08:55 PM

That's an interesting theory.

Otto

Aug 29th, 2009, 11:33 PM

Jeanette X

Aug 29th, 2009, 11:53 PM

Okay, it seems that all of my recent dreams somehow involve dogs. A while ago I dreamed that my dog twisted it's head around and screamed the word "souls" at me, then I dreamed that I was attacked by vicious dogs in wheelchairs, and last night I dreamed that the earth was invaded by dumpy bipedal dogs with flamethrowers and stomach-mounted machine-guns. I don't even like dogs that much.

Dreaming of vicious dogs usually symbolizes that you have problems with repressed anger.

Also, the image of a dog twisting its head around and screaming the word "SOULS!" is scary as fuck. :x

Aimless

Aug 30th, 2009, 12:20 AM

I had a dream that I was wearing wooly boots to school and I realized that it was leg hair and not actually boots.

Kitsa

Aug 30th, 2009, 07:05 AM

I had two related dreams last night. In one dream, I was Captain Peacock from Are You Being Served. I worked somewhere else, and the company was giving away ballet tickets as some sort of incentive. I got my tickets, but I was angry when I saw they'd put me in Row 2000-something. I fought for better tickets but they wouldn't let me change them. At the end of the dream I was climbing what was almost like a rock wall, except it was made of that porous ceiling tile with fingerholds instead of handholds. I'd just reached a doorway marked "ROWS 900-1000", meaning that I was way more than 1000 feet in the air. I had to let go of the fingerhold to try and get hold of the doorway and haul myself up. I missed and was falling backwards when I woke up.

I hate these falling dreams.

When I fell back asleep, I was myself again and climbing some bleachers. The bleachers seemed to go on forever and I don't think we could even see whatever was going on at the bottom. A guy I knew in sixth grade was sitting in my section, all grown up now. He told me he was going to India for an injection that would make him into a more patriotic American. I was trying to dissuade him. He had a brochure and everything, full of testimonials of people who had gotten the shot and were really patriotic now. He also had a set of weird velcro patches with slogans I didn't understand, but I put one on because I didn't want to offend him.

Kitsa

Aug 31st, 2009, 10:58 AM

This one can best be expressed in pictures. I dreamed I had a situation similar to this guy from Total Recall:

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/totalrecallbaby.jpg

ZeldaQueen

Aug 31st, 2009, 12:12 PM

...

What do you eat before you go to sleep at night? :x

b_squared

Aug 31st, 2009, 01:20 PM

Quaid start the reactor...:)

Kitsa

Aug 31st, 2009, 01:35 PM

I think it was probably just a pregnancy-anxiety dream.

Dimnos

Aug 31st, 2009, 03:21 PM

Quato rocks. :rock

What was your Quato like Kitsa?

Kitsa

Aug 31st, 2009, 05:23 PM

Are we talking real or dream?

Dimnos

Aug 31st, 2009, 05:28 PM

Real? I was inquiring about your dream but if you had a real Quato....

Kitsa

Aug 31st, 2009, 07:08 PM

ZeldaQueen

Aug 31st, 2009, 07:50 PM

I think it was probably just a pregnancy-anxiety dream.

Ah, I didn't know that. Congratulations! :)

Colonel Flagg

Aug 31st, 2009, 09:12 PM

Well, I am actually pregnant [...]

Congratulations, Kit. I'll be thinking GOOD THOUGHTS, as I'm sure many else will too. :)

EDIT - and I think in the movie, he spelled his name with a "K" as in "Kuato" - Karma?

The Leader

Aug 31st, 2009, 10:09 PM

You're going to name this child after me, right?

Kitsa

Sep 1st, 2009, 08:11 AM

The Leader: right.

Col. Flagg: Thank you... I hope it goes better than last time :/

ZQ: Thanks!

Sparkles the Fairy

Sep 1st, 2009, 10:00 AM

Well, I am actually pregnant so I didn't know if you meant how's the "real life" Quato or what.

Basically the dream involved the baby being able to make gruesome faces and gestures through the skin of my abdomen. Quato was the closest approximation I could find to what it seemed like in the dream.

Pregnant! Hooray! I will sprinkle fairy dust upon your newborn to protect them from harm!

Make sure you keep iron near the cradle. Not all fairies are as benevolent as me and you may end up with a changeling if you're not careful.

Dimnos

Sep 1st, 2009, 10:36 AM

Well, I am actually pregnant so I didn't know if you meant how's the "real life" Quato or what.

Congratulations! How far along are you? :)

Jeanette X

Sep 1st, 2009, 12:51 PM

Well, I am actually pregnant so I didn't know if you meant how's the "real life" Quato or what.

Congratulations!

Sam

Sep 1st, 2009, 02:38 PM

I had a dream I was posting on I-mockery last night. :(

Kitsa

Sep 1st, 2009, 03:35 PM

Thanks. I'm due around Christmas. Found out today it's a girl.

I can't remember what I dreamed last night, which is weird because I almost always remember.

Aimless

Sep 1st, 2009, 03:43 PM

Congrats Kitsa <3

Do you have a name yet?

Tadao

Sep 1st, 2009, 03:43 PM

Tadina

Kitsa

Sep 1st, 2009, 03:49 PM

Gabby.

captain516

Sep 1st, 2009, 03:51 PM

After Gabby Hays? Awesome.

Aimless

Sep 1st, 2009, 03:52 PM

Oooh I like Gabby.

Kitsa

Sep 1st, 2009, 03:55 PM

Gabby Gabby Hey.

b_squared

Sep 1st, 2009, 04:14 PM

Congrats :)

Kitsa

Sep 1st, 2009, 04:18 PM

Thanks. I feel bad that I derailed my own thread. I just can't remember my dream. Dammit!

Aimless

Sep 1st, 2009, 04:21 PM

If you try and remember how you felt in your dream, or even how you felt when you woke up, sometimes it will lead you to remember what it was about.

Sam

Sep 1st, 2009, 07:27 PM

Gabby Gaga

Kitsa

Sep 1st, 2009, 07:33 PM

not THAT Gabby.

LordSappington

Sep 1st, 2009, 07:38 PM

I've probably mentioned this before, but when I'm very stressed, I get waking paralysis in the middle of the night, which causes brick-shittingly terrifying hallucinations. Yesterday night, I left my window open so I could look at the moon as I fell asleep. I wake up, paralyzed, with the privilege of seeing the guy out of this picture outside my window.
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff44/roflcopter12211/1251346973659.jpg

Kitsa

Sep 1st, 2009, 07:42 PM

wow, that's pretty fucked. I'd be shitting bricks too.

Sam

Sep 1st, 2009, 07:44 PM

I had a waking paralysis a couple of weeks ago and I thought someone was trying to kick my front door down and lights were flashing all over. :(

Kitsa

Sep 1st, 2009, 07:48 PM

I used to have that kind of thing happen as a kid, except mine were music, like a certain rhythm that wouldn't stop and got louder and louder.

Tadao

Sep 1st, 2009, 07:52 PM

I had a waking paralysis this morning, but I rubbed it out.

LordSappington

Sep 1st, 2009, 08:15 PM

I have audio and visual hallucinations. Basically, my brain is trying to make my heart explode from fear.

Otto

Sep 1st, 2009, 08:18 PM

Same thing here, but when I woke up I used to hear this raspy voice that said "Weeeeeeeee'veeeee gooooot tooo cuuuut iiitttt ooouuuuutttt."

ZeldaQueen

Sep 1st, 2009, 10:06 PM

I've never had waking paralysis, but it sounds terrible. Your body can really screw you over. LordSappinton, how'd you get the alien into the picture? Photoshop?

I guess the closest I've come is when I woke up from a nightmare and had a horrid stomach ache but was too tired to sit up. I managed to reach the bathroom in time to throw up. :\

@ Kitsa - Gabby like Gabrielle? Pretty! :love

Colonel Flagg

Sep 1st, 2009, 11:02 PM

When I was younger, I would have that "waking paralysis" dream, where I knew I was asleep, tried to wake myself up, couldn't, dreamt I woke up and got up, then realized again I was dreaming, and could not move again - over and over and over. Aaaaargh! Frustrating as all getout.

I don't know when I stopped having these dreams - maybe when I gave up sleep. :)

LordSappington

Sep 2nd, 2009, 01:00 AM

I've never had waking paralysis, but it sounds terrible. Your body can really screw you over. LordSappinton, how'd you get the alien into the picture? Photoshop?

I didn't make it; I got it on /x/ ages ago, and I used to just be kinda creeped out by it. Then, I showed it to my friend, and all of a sudden, BAM alien hallucinations!

ZeldaQueen

Sep 2nd, 2009, 08:52 AM

I didn't make it; I got it on /x/ ages ago, and I used to just be kinda creeped out by it. Then, I showed it to my friend, and all of a sudden, BAM alien hallucinations!
Sorry, that sucks. :(

I had such a ridiculous dream last night! I dreamt that there was some news column going around about "smart African Americans". From what I can remember, it was like Bush was still president and he did some screw-up that the article claimed made people start to try to make money by "finding smart African American children and adopting them out to make money", somehow because the idea of having such a child was becomming more popular. The picture that went with the story was of a little white child and a little black child sitting in an airplane with the black child reading a book (it was one of those old fashioned pictures too, not quite a caricature but not an actual photograph). Of course the kicker was that, in my dream, the article was just a joke written by a satiral source not unlike the Onion. But it had snowballed out so that there were now people who thought it really was real and were furious over it.

Oh, and I remember a part of a dream where I was running from my house, being chased by the minions of the Queen of Hearts, who wanted me beheaded for whatever reason. As I ran from my house, I heard her scream to them "Don't come back until you have her blood!" I escaped when I realized that I was watching myself run from the third person (and not first person viewpoint), and thus knew I was dreaming and woke up.

b_squared

Sep 2nd, 2009, 11:59 AM

I had a dream that the mayor of Whoville needed help to feed his dog. I helped him work the can opener and fed the dog. As a reward he gave me a big box of those weird toys and musical instruments. As I was walking out my mom shows up and takes the box and tells me it should go to charity, then she kept the stuff for herself.

captain516

Sep 2nd, 2009, 06:48 PM

I rarely remember my dreams, but when I do, they're...interesting. Like last night, when I dreamt that I was Ulysses S. Grant, and that with the help of some kids I discovered a secret floor in the White House where all the other president's ghosts hang out. They had a bunch of future technology, which they entrusted one of the kids to protect. Then the ghosts made us leave without him, and told me they'd burn down the White House if they didn't.

ZeldaQueen

Sep 2nd, 2009, 08:20 PM

Write that into a book. You're golden.

captain516

Sep 2nd, 2009, 08:33 PM

Sometimes I think I should record my dreams, and then leave it lying around. They'd freak out anyone who'd try to read it.

ZeldaQueen

Sep 3rd, 2009, 07:38 AM

Yeah. :lol "Hey, what's this? This looks interes - what sort of a live does this guy live?!?"

Last night, I sort of had a dream mish-mash. The first part was a horror movie-esque thing where two teenage girls were staying together but no one else was with them and they felt they were slowly being cut off from the world somehow. They called a policeman who dismissed their fears but left them a police dog for protection. Fast forward to them finding that the killer who was coming after them mangled the dog.

Then there was a part where I was playing/in a Paper Mario-type video game, in a level which looked like my elementary school playground. I called one of my newly recruited sidekicks to help. She was a chef and somehow stopped the bad guy by feeding him.

The last part was some detective thing which I suspect tied into the killer part. My mom and I were walking around, trying to find a murderer. Along the way, we saw three guys who were in wheelchairs and missing legs, to the point where one actually had nothing below the waist. I was inexplicably in a wheelchair at this time, but was out of it later. Also, two of the guys were seen walking around later. I remember there was this mystic store with a lot of Halloween and dragon related merchandise along with a restaurant, but it was never fully open (at one point, a sign said people could go in and look but couldn't actually buy anything). I kept thinking that it was somehow related to the murderer, but no one listened.

Zhukov

Sep 3rd, 2009, 08:16 AM

I had a fantastic dream last night where my ex was dressed as Jackie Onassis.

People who know about dreams: Is it possible to force yourself to dream certain things? Say, for instance, if I looked at lots of women in pink dress-suit ensembles I could make myself dream of that.

ZeldaQueen

Sep 3rd, 2009, 03:55 PM

It's possible, but not reliable. I sometimes dream about stuff I think about before sleeping (like when I was certain I was getting a terrible grade, I dreamt that I got straight Cs in everything). And if I fall asleep while listening to something, that usually incorporates itself in my dreams (like the Tropic Thunder one).

Aimless

Sep 3rd, 2009, 04:08 PM

I had a dream that I was trapped under a frozen pond, that sort of feels like my life right now :/

Hangie

Sep 3rd, 2009, 05:16 PM

I had a dream that I was trapped under a frozen pond, that sort of feels like my life right now :/

you should totally go blog about that.

MajorScales

Sep 3rd, 2009, 06:14 PM

I had a dream that I was trapped under a frozen pond, that sort of feels like my life right now :/

I saw this in the theater when it came out...:hypno

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ili-uW5evt8&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ili-uW5evt8&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Hangie

Sep 3rd, 2009, 07:17 PM

Oh yes, and a couple of days ago, I had a dream that was exactly this,

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/509839

repeating over with subtle changes in color everytime, untill the end where instead of just having anusboy waking up, it had a burn victim killing him.

Aimless

Sep 3rd, 2009, 10:53 PM

you should totally go blog about that.

Oh really?! Do you wanna read all about it when I do? <3333333333

:rolleyes:

ZeldaQueen

Sep 4th, 2009, 09:49 PM

I dreamt last night that I was visiting a yard sale which was, for some inexplicable reason, in my brother's bedroom. One of the things there was a "Littlest Pet Shop" house with small toy animals in it which I desperately wanted to buy, but knew that if I brought it home my mom would kill me (I used to have one in real life, btw, just so you know where that came from). As I admired the toy pet shop, I somehow noticed that it was actually a sort of pop-up play book and that I could turn the pages and get other settings to play with the little animals in. I then turned my attention to a stack of books for sale. I was looking for one in particular, a book about a vampire (a fire vampire, I seem to recall, or some association with red besides blood). I'd been telling someone - my brother I think - about this vampire character and the person I was talking to had been asking me about the character's history, how he became a vampire, took up his mission (which I can't remember now), etc. I handed him the book and started to talk about the character, but couldn't answer the question because, quite simply, the book never actually addresses the vampire's backstory. When I couldn't answer the question, the person thought I was jerking them around and got angry with me.

I suspect the dream came from my pre-sleep meditations on the Twilight series somehow.

Colonel Flagg

Sep 5th, 2009, 08:01 AM

Your subconscious is telling you to write that book, about the fire vampire. If you write it, they will buy it. I'm not kidding.

Kitsa

Sep 5th, 2009, 12:24 PM

I haven't been able to remember my dreams for about a week, which is really weird for me.

ZeldaQueen

Sep 5th, 2009, 03:20 PM

You really think so Colonel? Sounds like a fun challenge.

I've had three dreams today which I can remember. The first was that I was still myself, but I was supposed to be a guy somehow (I think I was supposed to be Piro, from Megatokyo). I was in Japan, in a shop of some sort, waiting for a girl to meet me. She was supposed to be my love interest (keep mind I was supposed to be a guy) and I only learned at that minute that she would be coming. So I desperately began looking through the merchandise for something to give her when she got there. There was a lot of trinkets: jewelry, lacquered boxes, charms, that sort of thing, and I loved them all but everything was either not good enough or too expensive.

The second dream was that my mom and brother and I were at some abandoned-type hotel where we had stayed before for camp or something. There was literally no vegetation and the entire ground was this reddish clay-like stuff. Down the hill from the hotel was a beach, which I seemed to recall having splashed around in for a bit. Somehow, it fast-forwarded to us trying to go back to the hotel, only to find that it had been torn down, renovated, and made into a fancy resort. While this was much more green and colorful than before, I found that it had become too modern and sterile, losing the authentic charm I found it had before.

My third dream just sucked. It took place in my elementary school playground, where there were a lot of people my age, who I presume were suppoesd to be on my high school's track team. My dollhouse was set up there, but I seemed to have a second one, set up down in some woods by the playground. As I ran through the woods, I saw various puppets and dolls (several of which I own or used to own in real life) lying on the ground. I gathered them up to play with, planning on making the older female puppets magical witches all with a "grandma" title, but I never really got back to them. My bf was supposed to be there, but I never really saw him. He was supposed to have this large amount of little plastic people and other things which people would use to decorate a village under a Christmas Tree. I wanted to use them in my dollhouse and asked him if I could have them because he didn't want them anymore. He said fine and I helped myself. I later learned that this caused a lot of controversy because it seemed that passing on those things was a big deal and him giving them to me looked like nepotism. Shortly after, I caught one of the track team guys wearing my sandals, which was weird because I left my sandals in my bedroom so I had no idea how he got them. I chased him around for them back until the track team coach stopped us both. While he talked to both of us, he made some veiled threat to me to mind my own business, which seemed rather unfair to me (after all, it was the other guy who stole something from me). I went to where my doll house was (the one not in the woods) and found that the track team was setting up an elaborate train station model around it. This got me really angry and I yelled at them to leave my dollhouse alone. Instead, everyone just laughed at me. That's about where it ended.

Oh, and there was a bit where I was standing in the ocean up to my waist in water with a geek-ish fellow who I was friends with in the dream. I had somehow caught in the water two tiny beautiful pots which I planned to put in the dollhouse as well. I was using the water to wash the dirt off and if the light hit them just right, there were beautiful rainbows. I also kept making some weird analogy to paying for services with a diamond, can't quite remember that bit...

Kitsa

Sep 6th, 2009, 09:04 AM

I finally had one I remembered. I was sailing on some olden-times ship (like a tourist version of a pirate ship) down a river. There were branches with fruit overhanging the water...I think they were some sort of nectarine or something. I reached up and picked a bunch of it, and then I made some sort of godawful cheesecake that had nectarine filling and a crust of dead leaves on top. Someone ate it and then tactfully told me it was very "cheesy".

The end of that dream was the ship docking in my grandmother's backyard, which is a puzzler because her house is in the hills with no water nearby.

Another dream I had was some sort of shit about the life of Miley Cyrus, but then I woke up and there was a Miley Cyrus biography on TV, so that's where that came from.

ZeldaQueen

Sep 6th, 2009, 10:47 AM

I dunno, a cake with a nectarine filling sounds kind of tasty. Except for the dead leaves bit of course. :\

I had two dreams last night. The first sort of jumped around. It started with me on a beach area where I met this guy and his daughter who looked exactly like Princess Tiana from Disney's The Princess and the Frog (I watched the trailer that day, so that could be why). Then it sort of jumped to me being in a rehersal for a production of Les Miserables, only no one could remember the exact steps for the one song. We sort of were winging it and I kept expecting the director to stop us, only he never did. Also, I had the song for the opening of The Chorus Line in my head, so as I danced I kept resisting the urge to sing "God I hope I get it, I hope I get it, how many people does he need?" It then jumped ahead. I was in a school (closest I could think is my elementary school) and I was somehow in possession of a snake called the Red Garter Snake. I was nervous about carrying this thing with me, because the species was poisonous and I was terrified of being bitten. Still, I felt guilty about just abandoning it outside, so I wanted to find a Biology teacher to take it in. I finally found a teacher, but he was too busy (and a Lit teacher anyway) to take it in. I finally thought "screw it" and decided to release the snake outside into my backyard. As I set it on the ground, the teacher yelled at me to throw a foam keychain at it so it would be distracted and not come after me for revenge for carrying it around for so long. I did this, but it still came after me as I ran for the door and somehow bit me and followed me into the house. The dream ended about there.

The second dream started with me in a building on my college campus. I was somehow teamed up with Sailors Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto and I think I was supposed to be Sailor Mars. We were running down a series of flights of steps to where something secret and important was hidden. For some reason, I was the only one who could see the last flight of steps. When we got to the bottom, I saw a gap in the wall, small but we could still squeeze through. As we were about to go through, I heard someone coming out and we all hid behind a conveniently-located piano. Unfortunately, we were seen as the people (bad guys) came up the stairs. I tried some Sailor Mars-esque attack, but nothing happened besides me just screaming "Mars Fireball!" (or whatever it was) and looking like an idiot. It then cut to me in an attack with Harry Potter and his friends. We had pulled up some floorboards and found underneat a black net holding a wooden box. Harry wanted to put the box back unopened because even though it held a vital clue to solving whatever mystery we were following, he felt that some things were best left unknown (this entire part had a Lemony Snicket feel, btw). I basically was like "Screw that!" and opened the box to find a large tangled set of earphones. Even though they weren't connected to anything, when I put them on I could hear a recording in them. The recording started out by giving special instructions on how to remove lemon juice from cloth and I remembered that we were supposed to know this as the password for a special lock. It kept going on like this, giving secrets. And then my parents decided that I'd slept enough and woke me up so I never did solve the mystery. >:

ZeldaQueen

Sep 7th, 2009, 10:54 AM

My first dream last night was weird but the second was actually pretty cool.

The first dream was like I was reading New Moon and in it, Jacob the werewolf had imprinted on someone and as a result, Bella became pregnant. Only, she never looked pregnant when Jacob and/or Edward were around. It ended with her having a mortal baby boy who is taken away and I remember closing the book and thinking "Wtf? She's perfectly happy in Breaking Dawn to have her immortal semi-sparkly daughter with Edward but makes no effort to track down her mortal son sorta-conceived by Jacob? Ugh!

The second dream was that I was in post-apocalyptic building full of people evacuating and a Terminator was coming after them. I think it was supposed to somehow be the first Terminator movie, except that the Terminator wasn't Ahnold, it looked more like Freddy Kruger. The cool part though was that I was a Terminator also, sent back in time to fight the bad one. I could melt into silver puddles to travel faster and basically shot the bad Terminator to knock it back so people could escape.