Your weirdest dreams? [Archive] - Page 3

Kitsa

Sep 10th, 2009, 07:00 AM

Had a series of frustrating ones last night where I was working in some sort of old, courthouse-style building and had an overbearing female boss who looked like Mercedes Ruehl:

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I was some sort of assistant or underling to her, really low status, and she only had time for me when she needed something from me. She'd go sailing through in her little tailored business suits, chatting and friendly to everyone, then suddenly serious to me when she gave me some command.

I remember at one point I was walking down a hallway with a fountain drink, not knowing that it was forbidden in that particular hallway, and she came down on me hard for it. And I cried. :(

Toward the end of the dream, she was acting fake-friendly to me and saying she needed my help. I said ok and we went off to find some sort of candy for her daughter to hand out at a piano recital. She was only interested in me in a candy-gathering aspect. I wanted to tell her that I'd worked in a piano store where they sold those slide-whistle lollipops and it was a disaster because kids left them stuck to the pianos, and she didn't want those (that's true, btw)...but I hadn't even gotten a few words out before she interrupted me to give some other order and walked off.

I remember hating her in the dream.

Kitsa

Sep 14th, 2009, 04:42 AM

I had one hell of a freaky one just now.

The boyfriend and I were watching some sort of movie. It wasn't an interactive movie exactly, the characters didn't seem to know we were there, but instead of sitting on a couch or something it was more like sitting in the middle of the action as it happened all around us.

The movie starred Bruce Willis as a man who had taken some job in a hotel, working for the owner (played by George Clooney). I can't remember exactly what he did, except that he was very high-status, wore a suit and was allowed full run of the hotel to do pretty much anything he wanted. Michelle Pfeiffer (I think that's who it was, or someone very like her) also worked for the hotel. It was also some high-status job and whatever she did, she was the richest woman in the world for doing it.

So as the movie goes on we see that Bruce Willis' character and Michelle Pfeiffer's character interacting more and more, and eventually it becomes obvious that they're having an affair. She's got a tiny baby, four or six weeks old, and he rides around in a motorcycle with the baby on a seat in front of him. When he's not doing that, they're meeting up in the ultraposh hotel pool and swimming together, usually with their business suits on.

One day as they're swimming, George Clooney walks in- he's on to the affair. He scolds them, reminding Bruce that she's the richest woman in the world and he shouldn't be riding around on his motorcycle with a baby flopping on the seat in front of him. However, the three inexplicably share a very gross 3-way kiss poolside, and now even though he disapproves he grudgingly allows them to continue.

Bruce asks for use of some sort of private "spring room" and gets permission. I was curious about the spring room, I thought it might be some other pool, so I was paying close attention as he was going back through the hotel. But we never got there. Partway through, the movie becomes more interactive and as I follow him I glance into a room. It's a hospital room, with an empty kid's bed that has a movie camera trained on it. I think I go in to look at it, and then suddenly it's the next day and I'm back. This time, a teddybear pokes its head out of a hiding spot and thanks me for coming the previous night. This freaks me out and I scurry down the hallway.

That's when the dream stopped being like a movie and started having a really dark, ominous tone. I was back with the bf, sitting in the middle of my grandmother's front yard for the next scene. It was fall and leaves were falling all around us, and we were watching a couple in casual clothes laughing and setting off firecrackers. Apparently they had just gotten married. I think Jimmy Fallon was playing the groom. Suddenly I had a feeling of dread, and I turned to the bf and said "This isn't going to end well, is it?"

He just kind of gave a "wait and see" laugh and said, "not for him". I saw Bruce Willis on the motorcycle coming and wondered what he was going to do to the couple, but then lost sight of him. Then everyone vanished. We were sitting alone in my grandmother's front yard, with the leaves still falling, and while we waited for something to happen he idly asked me if the leaves were moose leaves or elk leaves. (???)

There was a cardinal up in the tree chirping, and I watched it. The bf still had a smirk on his face as if something horrible was going to happen and he wanted to see what my reaction would be, so that intense feeling of dread was still going strong. I watched as the cardinal got lower and lower in the tree, and then it popped down a storm drain or sewer grate about 10 feet from us. Everything was quiet for a second.

Suddenly (god, still get goosebumps thinking about it), this hideous creature popped up out of the drain, just sort of congealing together through the metal bars of the grate. It was dressed in a yellow-orange labcoat and pants, and it had frizzy gray hair. One eye bulged out grotesquely and it was completely terrifying. I started to scream and run away, but the boyfriend stood up and said that now he was going to teach me the hand gestures for some sort of interpretive dance with it.

I didn't want anywhere near it, and I was trying to get away, but I was trapped between it and the boyfriend doing some sort of bizarre waltz in my grandmother's front yard. I don't remember the gestures other than periodic back-thumps, all I really felt was an overwhelming desire to get away from it. I have no idea what it was...looked almost like a scientist who had been melted in a lab accident. It was a really sinister creature.

Then I woke up, having no idea what the hell was going on around me.

Ugh, that was a bad one.

ZeldaQueen

Sep 14th, 2009, 08:46 AM

Okay, this one was strange.

My dream started out where I was in a thrift shop, on some sort of detective business. It started out that the shop was run by Severus Snape, only he wasn't there. Just his wife and young daughter (yes, I know, not canon). I kept thinking that I had to sneak into the employees-only back room to find clues, but I was afraid I'd be caught. Then I noticed that other customers were sneaking in, so I did so as well. Apparently customers frequently snuck in back there to find the "good stuff" (stuff not put out for sale yet), even though they weren't supposed to (everyone was careful to duck under a window on a door when they passed).

I was poking around for clues, but then realized that I had no idea what I was looking for. I found a beautiful pendant shaped like a sun and decided to buy that, but as I bought it I saw that it somehow turned into a red velvet coin purse on a chain with a lion symbol in gold on it.

Sometime after, I met an employee there who was pretty good-looking and kept flirting with me. He started to tell me about some tests he had to take, the (I'm honestly not making this up) S.H.I.Ts. The letters apparently were supposed to stand for the different subjects the tests covered. He was taking a version that included English, so he was actually taking the S.H.I.T.Es. He also mentioned that he had a gravestone and was trying to figure out who it belonged to so that he could take the dead person's stuff and sell it. I couldn't understand what he meant, but when I asked him to explain he just sighed and acted like I was an idiot. As we went to leave the store, I noticed this beautiful silky red Chinests/Japanese dress that I desperately wanted. I went to try it on, but suddenly saw that it wasn't a full dress, just the length of a shirt with some gauzey stuff that came down further. Also, I somehow was wearing a silky green nightgown which I evidently had tried on earlier. I said "It isn't mine," and changed back into my own shirt.

When we left the store, I somehow turned into the audience (still in the action, like Kitsa's dream) and my part was taken over by Donna Noble (from Doctor Who). She and the guy started running joyously down the street and were going to go to his place. For some reason, as they ran, he chained off all of these abandoned buildings. As they ran past a Quiznos, Donna asked to stop and eat there since she loved that place. They went in and sat at a table together. The guy excused himself and Donna began to talk with Rose Tyler (again, Doctor Who, she just showed up now) about how she senses that the guy is actually sleezy.

I then cut to some thing where Tom from Tom and Jerry was having a dream that he was drowning as he was drowning in (dream) real life. In his sleep, he pushes some buttons on a control board and the water drains away into the Quiznos, which causes it to flood. Everyone runs out, with Donna angry that the guy wasn't there to help her. For some reason, the head of Pixar's there and decides to place his order rather than leave. As Donna leaves the Quiznos, she sees the guy on the phone. He seemingly runs to embrace her but actually runs past her to toady up to the head of Pixar.

Cut to what I believe was a funeral, as the head of Pixar apparently died in the flooded Quiznos. The guy is sad, Donna is disgusted with him, and Rose gets up to leave. Oh, and Rose somehow has turned into Betty from Archie Comics, only wearing a badly-fitting black wig.

Aimless

Sep 14th, 2009, 11:20 AM

I dreamt about Criss Angel all night :/

He took me and a group of his friends in a giant hummer limo around the town. He did a trick where he stuck his arm in my stomach, set off some fireworks, hung up on my mom when I was talking to her on the phone and demolished half of the rooftop of a building for one of his illusions.

It was fun. I have no idea why I like him so much, he's annoying but intriguing and very um.. simple. haha.

ZeldaQueen

Sep 16th, 2009, 08:14 AM

Two nights ago, I dreamt that I was on some sort of a weird scavenger hunt/Easter Egg hunt with my brother and some friends. We went to my grandmother's house (which no one was in) and found an egg in the upper floor. Then I saw that she'd left us some other stuff, a box of chocolates among them. I wanted to take those along also, but some evil group was after us and we had to go.

Then things faded to black and back like we left and came back. In our absence, the bad guys came, took the chocolate and other stuff, and left. T_T

Kitsa

Sep 16th, 2009, 09:04 AM

I notice I dream about my grandparents' houses a lot, and malls, and one house in particular I lived in from sixth grade to my early twenties.

I wonder if there's some "formative years" secret to what shows up in dreams.

ZeldaQueen

Sep 16th, 2009, 08:51 PM

Do you like those places a lot? Or think about them a lot?

LordSappington

Sep 18th, 2009, 12:32 AM

I fell asleep in class today, and had a dream where there was some disaster, don't know what, but I had the option of saving them and dying, or going by myself and them dying. When I did whatever it was, none of them were even grateful, and just kept going on without looking back at me, or even acknowledging my death. I woke up pretty deeply disturbed.

Chojin

Sep 18th, 2009, 03:30 AM

that's how i feel every time i play left 4 dead

Kitsa

Sep 18th, 2009, 08:20 AM

ZeldaQueen: Not necessarily. I've always had dreams about malls though.

Last night I had a dream that David Blaine was somehow controlling my life with mind-powers. I was living in some sort of shitty boardinghouse with wobbly staircases covered in orange and yellow shag carpet, and I kept tripping and falling on them. Finally he did some "illusion" in which he was suspended by his arms over a lake, and someone advised me to draw a circle around his shadow on the water to break the spell. I did, he fell in, it was awesome.

Kitsa

Sep 19th, 2009, 03:03 PM

Fathom Zero

Sep 19th, 2009, 04:33 PM

Last night, I was being attacked by those giant spiders from Jumanji.

Shrubfest

Sep 19th, 2009, 05:17 PM

I dreamed I had a red mohawk, and people bullied me.

So I took the chief bully's boyfriend and fucked him in a public toilet.

LordSappington

Sep 19th, 2009, 05:21 PM

One word: COBRAS

Sam

Sep 19th, 2009, 06:02 PM

I dreamed I had a red mohawk, and people bullied me.

So I took the chief bully's boyfriend and fucked him in a public toilet.

I hope one day I have a girlfriend who bullies you. :tear

dollpartz

Sep 19th, 2009, 08:13 PM

While in bed I heard a loud creaking sound down the hall. But I wasn't awake ... my eyes were closed, and I couldn't move. I was alone in the house. The creaking was coming from the stairs down the hall..

Someone or something was descending the stairs. What's more, when it reached the landing at the front door it continued down the second flight to the basement. Then it turned and climbed up. I was listening very, very intently. Was there really someone there?

When it got to the top of stairs it turned and descended once more. This went on for some time. Up and down, up and down. Without pause ...louder than it should be ...

Suddenly I woke. That instant--that very instant--I heard a bang. It sounded like a foot struck one of the furnace vents in the hallway, across from the stairs. I've done this myself, so I know the sound. It was as if, I thought, it had been startled by me waking, and missed the top step, and slid into the vent.

Of course, now that I was awake I investigated but found no sign ...

Schimid

Sep 19th, 2009, 09:51 PM

I still have memories of a dream I had when I was a baby--or maybe I was a baby in the dream. I don't know. All I know is that either I really was a just-born swaddled in light blue textures, or I dreamed I was prior to the events that followed. Either way, it was certainly before I could speak. I think.

I'm inclined to believe the latter, as the dream consisted of a robot Bullwinkle chasing me around an abandoned Chuck E. Cheese, until I found the switch for the basement. A cartoonish trap door dropped into a staircase, which I followed down into a dead end. The last thing I remember was the terror in my heart and Mecha-Bullwinkle careening, slaloming toward me in an empty room, eyes red and angry like a vengeful God mixed with Judge Doom.

Kitsa

Sep 20th, 2009, 09:20 AM

I dreamed last night that I had a very devoted butler from Scotland.

ZeldaQueen

Sep 20th, 2009, 03:09 PM

Last night's was that there was this poor little waterlogged hummingbird on my driveway. I sheltered it so that it could dry off, but every time it got up and flying it tried to drink out of a cut on my hand, which was painful and sucked. So I was trying to shut it in a cabinet with a hummingbird feeder so it wouldn't come after my cuts anymore.

Sounds very symbolic.

A few nights ago, I dreamt that I was wandering through a forest with a group of other people, trying to find something missing/solve some sort of a mystery. At one point, I found a building that was supposed to be a museum. I entered the basement corridor through a window at ground level and freaked out when I saw an Anubus-like statue come to life and start to walk down the hallway. It somehow went right past me and continued after another kid in the group, who was farther down the hallway. I tacked the statue and it fell to the ground. The head came off and I saw that it was just an ordinary person, a museum employee in a costume.

Somehow I was then back in the woods and I walked to a large gnarled tree. It turned out that an elderly lady and her two shrewish daughters lived there. Much to my surprise, I realized that the daughters were my great aunts. They also looked exactly like the wicked foster sisters from "Titanic: The Animated Movie" (basically those were worse-drawn variations of the stepsisters from Cinderella). Their mother, who was old and ugly herself, seemed to recognize me as a relative and started going on some grumpy-yet-loveable old relative tirade about how I was probably there to borrow money and she wouldn't loan me any. I told her that wasn't the problem but that I had to borrow some sort of a stone/charm from her or her house would be taken away. She sort of got this defeated attitude and agreed to help me. Then I woke up.

LordSappington

Sep 21st, 2009, 08:51 AM

I dreamed that my friend Valerie came to wake me up this morning, and I was trying to ask her how she even knew where I lived, and she kept brushing me off to get me to get ready. Then when I was going to walk out the door, I called for her to come on so we can get to school, and she was saying how she had to stay there to get dinner started. It was pretty odd.

Colonel Flagg

Sep 21st, 2009, 09:50 AM

I rarely remember my dreams but I just had a strange one.

I was at a back-to-school event for my daughter, and had brought a foster child with me. I noticed a rather tall girl (about 1st grade) and asked her where her parents were. She indicated a very tall (at least a foot taller than me) young man with short blond hair. I struck up a conversation and he mentioned that his girl was in fact a foster child. I mentioned my own experiences with foster care and asked where they were in the process. He stated something non-committal, and then began crying uncontrollably. This made me a little uncomfortable, so I went outside. We were in a king of makeshift tent/pavilion - the kind that you can rent for wedding receptions. Anyhoo, while I was outside I saw a dude playing frisbee. He threw the frisbee to me, where I summarily botched the catch. The frisbee was kind of weird, like two frisbees glued together. I then told my foster child to "watch this!" and I tried throwing it. The result was that it turned around, mid-air, and came right back to me like a boomerang. This happened three times. I tried to ask the fellow how it worked, but I woke up.

Kitsa

Sep 21st, 2009, 11:14 AM

That sounds like a cool frisbee :(

I wanted to have another dream about the Scots butler because he was cool, but instead I had a dream where I was watching a prequel to Keeping Up Appearances. Hyacinth was about 20 years younger and was always looking for her mother. People kept telling me she was younger than me and that was pissing me off because she looked a lot older than that.

CinnamonGrrl Erin

Sep 24th, 2009, 10:59 AM

I mostly dream about places. I've had a few about carnivals/amusement parks that kind of freaked me out, but also tweaked versions of cities I've been to. But no matter what, I always wake up wishing that those places were real.

ZeldaQueen

Sep 26th, 2009, 11:35 PM

Okay, last night I had another sneaking-back-to-your-high-school-musical dream.

In it, I was in my high school after having graduated a year ago. For some reason, we were doing the exact same musical (Beauty and the Beast) as last year and in the exact same way, so I already knew all of the dances and such things. My plan was that I'd get a costume, sneak onto the stage for the songs I was in the year before, and no one would be the wiser.

Trouble was, nothing was the way it should have been. All of the costumes and make-up were left in a huge dark, black-walled warehouse-ish room, on endless racks and I couldn't find the costume I'd picked out. The play had already started and was getting into the first musical number when I found my costume. I assured myself that it was only on the song Belle and that the first number I would be in was Gaston. Somehow though, Gaston came very shortly after Belle and I had very little time to get ready. Also, for some reason everyone needed a ticket to get onstage. The boy playing the Beast (who was the same kid who played the Beast in real life when we did that musical) lost his and asked me if he could borrow mine and then give it back (no idea how I had one to begin with). I said "sure" and gave it to him.

I had my costume on and began frantically running past endless counters, covered with elaborate stage make-up, stuff like face glitter. I tried to find my shoes, but then I remembered that I always brought my shoes and panty hose from home when I did the musicals and wasn't able to bring them this time. I was desperate, so I found someone else's shoes on the floor and took them, despite the fact that they obviously didn't match my 1800s peasant outfit (they were like Chinese slippers). Also, when I tried to put them on they only covered the front part of my feet. I jammed them on as best I could and ran for the stage.

For some reason, I went through my living room on the way there. My mom was there, watching TV. As I ran through, she asked what I was doing and I brushed her off, terrified she'd notice I stole someone's shoes or guess that I was going back into the musical (she didn't seem to notice that I was in costume). I was almost to the stage when I suddenly decided to give up. The song I was supposed to be in had pretty much started and I felt it was too much trouble. I went back to the costume room and took off the shoes before I woke up.

Fathom Zero

Sep 27th, 2009, 12:04 AM

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I also see that every time I close my eyes too hard.

ZeldaQueen

Sep 27th, 2009, 02:49 PM

Well, I'm pretty sure my head had fun screwing with me through my dreams last night.

I dreamt that somehow - through some bizzare coincidence - I met Jael Phelps (relative, probably niece of the infamous Fred Phelps). I recognized her and struck up a conversation. The entire time, she made absolutely no mention of sinful behavior or damnation or anything.

Skip forward in time a few days and I run into her again. Somehow I must have made a good impression on her, because she actually hugs me when we meet. I visit her house (which is apparently in a city area definitely not Topeka) and hang out in her room, avoiding her mother and father (who somehow are Shirley Phelps-Roper and Fred). I also meet some of her younger sisters who are also sweet. Before leaving, I actually meet Fred, who is a shriveled old man sitting in an armchair. Again, he is unusually polite and quiet.

The dream skips around a bit. Somehow, it's Christmas and Jael and I exchange gifts via mail. Then - this is where it gets really weird - I somehow forget I'm a girl, think I'm a guy and realize that I'm falling in love with Jael. :hypno I think about proposing to her and how it would shock her (since she mentioned in a documentary that no one would want to marry her), then I remember I'm a girl and pretty much wake up shuddering.

Ugh. :x

DougClayton4231

Sep 27th, 2009, 06:42 PM

I had a dream that was like a porno movie, but only with no nudity or sexuality whatsoever. Scared me so much I woke up crying. I'll never watch Lifetime again!

Kitsa

Sep 27th, 2009, 07:45 PM

I had an asthma attack last night and had to go to the hospital. They gave me a ton of Benadryl and I slept the sleep of ages, but as far as I know it was utterly dreamless.

LordSappington

Sep 27th, 2009, 07:50 PM

I've noticed that medicated sleep tends to prevent my dreaming. Must have something to do with the REM.

DougClayton4231

Sep 28th, 2009, 04:34 PM

That's terrible kitsa, my condolences.

Kitsa

Sep 28th, 2009, 04:44 PM

oh, hell, that's nothing. But thanks :)

LordSappington

Sep 28th, 2009, 05:50 PM

Kitsa's pretty much a badass around here.

Kitsa

Sep 28th, 2009, 06:52 PM

yeah, I'm the toughest bitch on the cancer ward :rolleyes

LordSappington

Sep 28th, 2009, 07:04 PM

Don't mess with Kitsa; she'll filet you with a pencil. If you're lucky.

Colonel Flagg

Sep 28th, 2009, 10:26 PM

Don't mess with Kitsa; she'll filet you with a pencil.

And have you begging for more ... ;)

10,000 Volt Ghost

Sep 29th, 2009, 08:31 PM

I talk in my sleep usually about fucking gibberish but can hold conversations with people. This girl told me the other day I started talking nonsense...she asked me if I was sleeping....I told her yes and then went back to spouting off gibberish.

Babs

Sep 29th, 2009, 08:42 PM

So I had a dream about Kitsa last night. It involved me waking her up while she was sleeping and asking about her baby but all Kitsa would do was repeatedly ask me where the restroom was. I kept looking for a toilet but I found a very intricate toolbox and this sink/toilet combo that was tilting and kept over flowing. The result, Kitsa took a shit in the toolbox.

Kitsa

Sep 29th, 2009, 09:07 PM

That's kinda fucked.

captain516

Sep 29th, 2009, 09:12 PM

Was she wearing her cat ears?

Babs

Sep 29th, 2009, 09:15 PM

No, she was shitting a toolbox.

LordSappington

Sep 29th, 2009, 09:24 PM

I've started back onto my Daytrana, an amphetamine patch for ADHD. Like all my other amphetamines over the years, it ruins my appetite, sleeping patterns, and makes me detached and a little depressed. So I've been running on MAYBE three hours of sleep a night for a couple weeks now.

ZeldaQueen

Sep 29th, 2009, 10:26 PM

I remember two dreams last night.

The first involved me traveling with Simon and River Tam (from Firefly) on a bus. The three of us were kicked off (akin to Serenity) and a really fierce wind started blowing, hard enough to rip an umbrella to shreds. Sometime later, I was let back on the bus.

The second dream had my family and I at a drive-in movie theater overlooking a cliff. We were watching Disney's upcoming The Princess and the Frog, however we could only watch the first ten minutes or so before I had to be somewhere. The footage involved Tiana, Charlotte, and Mama Odie falling down through the air on a piano. As we were leaving, we looked down the cliff and found a guy unconscious down there. Jeff Goldbloom was inexplicably there as well. My brother gave a full diagnosis of the unconscious man and gave him a tracheotomy successfully. I made some comment like "And this is why I always feel like the stupid one."

captain516

Sep 29th, 2009, 10:58 PM

Anyways, I remembered my dream again today. I was watching a movie,TV show, or maybe even a play. In it there was this one guy who had HUGE, hollow hands with holes in them. He kept dropping red, slimy, worm like things into said holes, almost as if he was..feeding his hands. This fellow was taking a walk with the Penguin (The Danny Devito Batman Returns one), talking about something. The two were being followed by a detective, who kept trying to hear a snippet of their conversation. Eventually, the detective gives up, and decides to head home, only he finds that his car has been towed. He then proceeded to push some guy off his bike, and then ride away.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Sep 30th, 2009, 10:12 AM

Best idea from a dream ever:

Me and 2 other friends are sitting in his apartment. 2 girls arrive at the door who are selling bo-flexes. The girls give us a demonstration, then turn on the t.v. to some random college coed porn channel. Girls then start to seduce us and lets just say by the end of the dream we bought a bo-flex.

So while prostitution is illegal in many areas, using prostitutes to sell bo-flexes door to door IS totally legal.

Kitsa

Oct 1st, 2009, 09:20 AM

My dream last night sucked. I was working in the piano store again, but it was now somehow melded with my old ER jobs into some sort of piano sales/urgent care center. I was coming back to work there after 12 years and was pretty much just thrown in, no one explaining why forms were different. All of the dumb terminals where I was expected to get patient information now had TV screens that wouldn't toggle off cartoons when I was trying to pull up patient data.

A nurse I'd never particularly gotten along with came in with a bunch of foamboard and told me that I was supposed to make signs pointing to the lesson rooms. Well, ok, but at the same time here are all these sick people coming in I'm supposed to triage on my own. It was pissing me off, especially not being able to get the damn monitors to stop playing cartoons when I was trying to get shit done.

So in the middle of it all, this dog comes in. I look on its tag and see that its name is Cinnamon, and that it's from Omaha. It had somehow gotten all the way from Omaha to Ohio. At some point, I took the dog home so I could make a call to the owner, but my parents kept interfering and pointing out other things on the tags, like information on bug bites and some oddly preserved pack of pillbugs (aka roly polies, aka woodlice) hanging there. I'm like, just let me call the owner so he knows his dog is safe! I don't know if I ever got to call the owner.

Then I'm in a car, driven by one of my ex-bosses, whom I despised. Apparently the ex-boss is in on a meeting- turns out my town is owned by the Amish, who are planning to close it as a cost saving measure. They're just going to shut down the whole town, which means that everyone is out of a job and house and everything.

I was still trying to keep track of the dog when I woke up.

ZeldaQueen

Oct 1st, 2009, 03:20 PM

The first part of my dream had me eat a bit of cake and then heard about someone else being pregnant. I somehow thought that I was also pregnant (from eating the cake), but then remembered that this is impossible.

Sometime later, I'm at a baseball field. I walk around the edge of it, well out of the way of the players. One of the guys on the field yells at me to get off. Somehow, it's like I'm reading an e-mail he sent to his father. He complains that I'm an "Asian Airhead" (which makes no sense). I tell the guy that I was sorry, but he was being rather rude. This then starts a series of e-mail arguments between me, this guy, and his dad. The dad takes his son's side and continues to insist that I'm the one who's wrong and basically to shut up and go away. Sometime in there, I realize that the family is the ones who used to live a few houses down. He recognizes me.

Cut to his "revenge", which is a video he recorded of himself and his son laughing about my dad believing in the theory of evolution. He specifically says "Did you hear about [my Dad's name here]? He believes that monkeys turned into people in an afternoon! And then he believes that certain animals died in a flood". (Yes, I realize that it's the fundies who think everyone died in Noah's Flood. I think my mind mixed that up with the idea of a meteor killing the dinos). I started to do some sort of a corrective reply, but decide that it isn't worth it.

Then I find a video someone posted about our president, who is somehow Jim Gaffegin who looks and acts like Larry the Cable Guy. The person is laughing about the president because he doesn't do anything important in the video besides deciding that it's wrong to kill a rare species of owl. I am just about to conceed that yes, I disagree with Gaffegin being president, but then my alarm goes off.

LordSappington

Oct 1st, 2009, 05:54 PM

I had my first good night's sleep last night, and the dream was... odd.
It started off with my school's theatre tech crew, myself included, being offered to tech a play at the theatre downtown. When we get there, they won't tell us what to do, or what it's for, and there are practically no supplies, so we're just slacking off and making shit up as we go, hoping it might work.
Then, my girlfriend showed up and started trying to stab me, while nobody else did anything about it.
Didn't make much sense.

ZeldaQueen

Oct 2nd, 2009, 12:26 AM

Sounds like a variant of the actor's nightmare. I've had quite a few dreams where I'm late for a performance, I'm not in costume, my hair and make-up aren't done, I can't find my shoes, and my cue is in ten seconds. And the musical isn't the one we rehearsed.

Kitsa

Oct 2nd, 2009, 07:48 AM

I had a dream that was like watching 2 different tv shows.

The first was about some woman who was trapped in her house in a snowstorm. She fell off a couch or something and broke her arm, and somehow that led to a pulmonary embolism, and she got her window pried open. I'm not sure if she stuck her arms out into the snow and that did something, or if she climbed out the window, because I saw both. But they were calling her a hero for whatever it was she did. It kind of looked like one of those re-enactment shows.

The second was about some woman in Regency England who was a bit of a raving bitch. The show described how she would take things away from people and destroy them because she thought they were too attached to them. At one point, she was fighting another woman over a book. The other woman left the room, and the book was lying on the floor. The bitchy woman stepped on it, used it to skate across the parquet floor to the door, and flung it out into the snow. Later in the "show", they said she became a nun, which with that kind of personality was probably the only available career path.

ZeldaQueen

Oct 2nd, 2009, 11:50 AM

My dream last night started out with me looking through some sort of old store which had huge piles of stuff lying around. I was looking for a Dawn Doll I heard was there, but I couldn't find it (and anyway I had no idea what it looked like). I found what I thought was a Barbie doll wig which I considered buying, until I found out that it was just a reguarl Barbie doll with the face ripped off. The store owner then started to offer me a lot of minitures for my doll house which I loved, except that I owned some, didn't need some, and the rest didn't match the style of the house.

Then there was some thing were I was watching a movie but somehow in it at the same time. I was in a contest were you needed a guy to dance across my elementary school baseball field with you. At the last minute, the younger brother of a girl named Meg joined me. He mentioned that he used to have a crush on me, but grew out of it. Cue a weird flashback, in which he was at a daycare center were a ewe had recently had babies and the daycare lady was showing the children how the babies nursed.

Then, an old lady on a motorcycle (with a DVD player on the back) shows up to get the little brother. Somehow, he's Harry Potter and he's being called off to his next adventure. I'm angry (and no longer in the movie) because the obvious sequel they're setting up for is not a book JKR wrote and is just being made to get more money (it would be in between COS and POA). I go home and tell my parents about it.

Most of the dream after that is some weird Little Mermaid thing. Ariel has done some sort of a transformation and I and her two friends keep having to hide her from the bad guys coming after her.

stevetothepast

Oct 2nd, 2009, 12:24 PM

you dream a lot.

Chojin

Oct 2nd, 2009, 10:51 PM

i had a dream a few hours ago that Randy Orton and I were discussing fitness and generally bro'ing the fuck out. Some other fan tried to talk to him and we just sorta avoided him.

then orton tried to tell me that it'd take me 20 years to be as fit as him.

oh, you <3

ZeldaQueen

Oct 2nd, 2009, 11:43 PM

you dream a lot.
That's because people remember what they dream just before they wake up. On days when I get up at seven or eight for class, I tend to fall back to sleep for fifteen to thirty minutes before getting up letting me remember what I dream better.

liquidstatik

Oct 3rd, 2009, 04:39 PM

ZeldaQueen

Oct 4th, 2009, 01:43 AM

Finally remembered my dream from last night.

I was in a place that was supposed to be my high school cafeteria, except that it was outside with picnic benches and food vendors and seemed to be overlooking some body of water. There were also a lot of people there who obviously weren't students. Most of the people sitting at my table were elderly people and they kept making rude comments about people who were within earshot. First they said something about Lori Baxtor (from Big Wolf on Campus). I glanced at her and she had some look between being embarassed and shrugging it off.

I went to one of the vendors and got a huge amount of fried and breaded chicken. I took it back to the table and began to mix it into some sort of stew in a bowl of marinara sauce. As I was doing this, the elderly people started talking - again in audible whispers - about how weird I was to eat my chicken that way and couldn't I eat it like a normal person? I gave them a look to let them know that yes, I could hear them and they got sort of embarassed and shut up.

I then remember that I was updating my GaiaOnline Aquarium which had several fancy items and fish in it. I set in a rather large fish that I just bought, then I put in a smaller fish. The smaller fish disappeared literally seconds after I put it in and I was annoyed (the fish cost real money). Suddenly, I realized that the large fish I put in - which looked totally noncarnivorous - had eatten the smaller fish. Not only that, but it then - before my eyes - proceeded to eat every other fish in the Aquarium as well as many of the items before I could get it out. There were trace amounts of cartoonish blood in the water and I was horrified that Gaia would make such a fish.

LordSappington

Oct 4th, 2009, 04:06 AM

I'm doing a small experiment for my Psychology class on the effects of sleep deprivation. I'm talking with my girlfriend to help me stay up for a while, and I'm somehow combining two different subjects in mid-sentence ('Yeah, that guy was a dick I got the whole set for $17') and just randomly speaking gibberish ('I dunno how goldfish greand piano').
This is kinda funny.

LordSappington

Oct 4th, 2009, 04:11 AM

Hahahaha whoops; fail.

Fathom Zero

Oct 4th, 2009, 04:39 AM

fail indeed.

ZeldaQueen

Oct 4th, 2009, 08:35 PM

I learned about those experiments in my high school psychology class. You actually start hallucinating after some time passes. Ironcially, we learned about it the week we had prom - which went from about ten o'clock until five in the morning.

Oh lord, last night I dreamt that a number of female cartoon characters ate a rare type of egg and all got pregnant. The cartoon characters my dream focused on? The Powerpuff Girls. Yes, they got pregnant also. Ugh...

Colonel Flagg

Oct 4th, 2009, 09:35 PM

I had one this weekend about going to a yard sale, and the lady running it says she has some great kids clothing behind what looked like an outdoor window. I opened the window and inside was a closet with some clothes and an ugly baby doll. On a second look, I see the "baby doll" is alive, barely. I pick it up, turn around and tell the lady I'm calling social services on her ass. She apparently has another 5 or 6 kids, and she is all like "oh he's OK, there's no need to do that" at which point I woke up.

Probably has something to do with my being a foster parent.

executioneer

Oct 5th, 2009, 10:14 AM

how much sleep dep are we talking here ls

Kitsa

Oct 5th, 2009, 10:45 AM

Last night I fell asleep with some pessimistic news show on and I had awful nightmares about some sort of post-apocalyptic world where we were boarding ships to escape and had to leave our pets behind. It was a terrible dream. I'm never falling asleep with that shit going on the TV again.

LordSappington

Oct 5th, 2009, 05:56 PM

how much sleep dep are we talking here ls
As long as I can hold out without flipping out or anything.
And it's been three days now, and I've gotten to the hallucinations. They started off as weird shadows in the corner of my eye, and just things looking like they just moved a little, and now I'm thinking I'll see one of my friends in my house, and probably the worst one has been when I thought a parked truck was going to hit me at school, and freaked out.
:rock

ZeldaQueen

Oct 5th, 2009, 06:43 PM

Three days? I get the shadows thing if I stay up past midnight. :\

And just wait. First hand accounts have reported hallucinations like seeing a wall open up to reveal a forest and a jacket being covered with furry worms.

There's actually a chapter dedicated to such an experiment in the book Elephants on Acid: And Other Bizzare Experiments (http://books.google.com/books?id=Wc-UlRRWQ1EC&pg=PP1&dq=Elephants+on+Acid#v=onepage&q=&f=false)

LordSappington

Oct 5th, 2009, 07:44 PM

I love that book!
I'm kinda looking forward to that, actually.
I've had to retype this post so many times....

ZeldaQueen

Oct 5th, 2009, 08:50 PM

Woot. Well, I wish you luck. :)

And take joy, at least there's no sign that sleep deprevation in humans causes any kind of damage.

LordSappington

Oct 5th, 2009, 09:26 PM

You've obviously never read the Russian Sleep Experiment. :rolleyes
http://rip747.wordpress.com/2009/08/08/russian-sleep-experiment-the-best-short-story-ive-read/

captain516

Oct 6th, 2009, 12:04 AM

Oh wow.

Kitsa

Oct 6th, 2009, 08:57 AM

My grandmother has this really steep staircase that leads to her basement. I broke my tailbone on it once as a kid because I thought it would be safer to sit-scoot down it than walk down it. Anyway, her house is also something of a Winchester House (http://www.winchestermysteryhouse.com/) phenomenon, and she's always replacing stairways and walkways with steep ramps and stuff (there is a stairway that leads to nowhere, just like the picture in that link).

So I think that's where last night's dream came from.

I was supposed to go to her basement to get something, which I don't like doing anyway because I stay away from the stairs. I opened the door and immediately lost my balance and had to grab the doorframe to steady myself (I'm told I made a yelping noise in my sleep). I looked down and the staircase had been replaced with a ridiculously steep ramp, steeper than most playground slides. The entire nightmare consisted of being slightly off-balance and trying to keep from falling down this ramp.

I must really have some psychological thing with stairs, ramps and balance because lately they've made up a good 80% of my nightmares.

LordSappington

Oct 7th, 2009, 11:51 PM

comicracy

Oct 9th, 2009, 02:51 PM

I have a repeating dream where I am pulling out my teeth.

Dimnos

Oct 9th, 2009, 03:03 PM

Sure its not a recurring dream of you shamelessly plugging another website?

ZeldaQueen

Oct 19th, 2009, 09:35 AM

Well, my experiment ended in a terrifying ordeal after five days. I was lurching to my third period class, and began hallucinating that I was in some woods, alone. when one of the 'tree's ran into me, I knew I needed to go to sleep before things got worse.

You were still going to school during this? And you lasted five days? My hat's off to you.

I fell asleep in the Commuter Student Lounge recently and had some weird half-way dreams. I say "half-way" because I could hear the other commuters talking and running around so what they said was incorporated in my dreams. For example, at one point I dreamt that I was awake but pretending to be asleep and sensed that everyone in the lounge was staring expectantly at me. Also I dreamt that there was a huge display of Saris Christmas Chocolate for sale. It ended with me looking at some really weird display of artwork on the lounge walls, which was supposed to somehow depict the in-show racism the cast of Seseme Street put up with (the puppet cast, not the human part). Somehow, the idea of the show was supposed to show racial tolerance through different colored people living together. The art display also noted that the puppet cast of the Muppets got much less racist complaints for some reason. I then woke up and was informed that I talked in my sleep. :\

ZeldaQueen

Oct 25th, 2009, 12:12 AM

I just had this really sad, really freaky dream about the end of the world.

The sun had suddenly gotten a lot bigger and closer to the Earth. And not over a period of time. In the dream, I was just walking down the street when I heard a "bang" and suddenly the sky was all dark red and the sun was huge and red itself.

The government/military/whomever would take care of something like this began planning a shield to protect the planet. While this was being taken care of however, everyone was ordered to evacuate their homes and move into this huge protected hotel. Most of my dream was the packing. I began to look for suitcases and some woman I vaguely knew gave me some from her shop for free. This was going on a lot. Since everything was closing down/ending all of the shops were being looted or giving away everything for free. It didn't matter. I went through all of my stuff to figure out what to take with me. Since food and clothes would be provided, I wanted to get stuff that had a lot of memories and value. I then remembered that my brother wouldn't be able to get his stuff (for some reason, I hadn't seen my family this entire time) so I went into his room and found all of these medieval figurines (dragons, knights, trolls, the like) that he kept on his dresser and put as many as I could get into a brown paper bag to bring for him.

Then I was in the hotel room with my family. I wandered around, feeling somewhat claustrophobic and lonely. I went to go into the corridor but got the feeling I wasn't allowed to. I went to bed but woke up long before the night was over. I realized that we were all spending four years in this hotel room and I was feeling jumpy and horrid after one day. Thankfully I woke up not long after.

LordSappington

Oct 25th, 2009, 12:25 AM

You were still going to school during this? And you lasted five days? My hat's off to you.

After the third day, it was like I needed to sleep, but I was used to being awake; it was very odd.
I had one last night where I dreamed I was Allen Walker from D. Gray-Man. I feel like such a nerd. :(

Ozzman313

Oct 25th, 2009, 08:13 PM

Fathom Zero

Oct 25th, 2009, 08:19 PM

I was evading a government agency through an airport, fell into their trap, and was captured. While I was chained in the van in the convoy, I hijacked the thing along with my buddy and tore off down another road with the main bad dude: BRAD.

The van races up a hill and hits a telephone pole. It's wrecked and everyone's dazed.

Brad turns into a zombie and we crawl up the hill to a door to nowhere. We open the door and jump into the gay discotheque and I plant my combat boot into Brad's head as he tries to crawl his way to the door.

Hooah.

Then I woke up.

Ozzman313

Oct 25th, 2009, 08:28 PM

I had one recently involving my best friend Nici being pregnant and almost everyone I've known from school in a mall food court speaking in tongues while

ZeldaQueen

Oct 26th, 2009, 11:20 PM

I love those kinds of dreams, Fathom! :)

Sounds like your dream mixed up a bit of the movie Papillon and Highlander 2: The Quickening

Never saw either of them, so I can't say. I'm pretty sure the red sun bit came from a documentary I saw years ago in school about how the sun would one day go supernova. It was a rather impressionable lesson, given that we also learned in that unit about how the Earth also could be destroyed by a meteor headed our way or a black hole coming at us.

Kitsa

Oct 27th, 2009, 08:35 AM

I dreamed that I moved into a really, really tiny house. The bedrooms were the size of linen closets, and that was a problem because I had garbage bags full of clothes and Christmas decorations (???) that I was trying to find a place for.

There was a strange TV that was built into the wall and came out at a 90 degree angle. It was viewable, thus, from two rooms...front and back. It kind of looked like a really large art deco sconce. Anyway.

Periodically, I would go on side trips. One time I was on "Ohio-Ontario road" and it was terrifying because it was just a long stretch above seemingly endless water, with maybe a 2 inch guardrail. Also, the car was ultra-light and its own speed could blow it off the road. Then I went back to the little house and I had a giant white foam model airplane that I had to find a place for.

At one point we lost power in the house, I went investigating and saw that the fiance had tried to rig up some sort of contraption involving fake pine boughs and extension cords in order to get power to a room that didn't have it. I yelled at him.

MarioRPG

Oct 27th, 2009, 10:16 AM

Had a dream last night I owned a mansion where I held billiard tournaments. :rock

Tadao

Oct 27th, 2009, 01:52 PM

Had a dream last night I owned a mansion where I held billiard tournaments. :rock

That sounds like a great dream. Did you wear a Heffner robe?

MarioRPG

Oct 27th, 2009, 02:24 PM

I'm not sure, but I don't think so. However, should this dream become reality I will make sure to do so.

ZeldaQueen

Oct 27th, 2009, 10:37 PM

I dreamt last night that I was up in my attic, with all the various junk, and was printing documents for class from a regular box full of books and other papers. It was pretty relaxing because I just had to sit there and watch. At one point, I noticed that there was a large box full of old plastic toy unicorns and winged horses and another full of old toy dogs. I was just about to pull a few out to play with when my brother came up and took away the printer-box for some purpose of his own. I decided I'd best go find a new printer to continue with and ended up on campus in my nightgown wandering around. I just noticed and decided I'd better go get dressed when I woke up.

robo_rob

Oct 27th, 2009, 11:15 PM

I dreamt last night that I had a Gameboy Advance SP that worked as a cell phone. I was better at text messaging on it.

Babs

Oct 29th, 2009, 02:58 PM

Before I was falling asleep, just the weirdest stuff was making absolute sense to me. Falling asleep felt like a task I had to go through which included "the witty being hot, I'm in the basket, level 1 complete". I kept referencing this to myself before I was falling asleep and it kept making more sense. Also, the image of Gwildor from Masters of the Universe was kind of in the back of mind while this was happening.

Guitar Woman

Oct 29th, 2009, 04:52 PM

I dreamt that I was next to Richard Nixon while he was on his death bed. Then I left to do some heroin with his depressed Secret Service guys.

Shit was weird as fuck.

Supafly345

Oct 29th, 2009, 07:27 PM

I just had a vivid dream last night, and I just noticed this thread too!

I was walking out of a convenience store with some faceless friend when he started bragging about how he knew Michael Douglas and Arnold Schwarzenegger, and they are normal friend and whatever, no big deal- but he only said that because standing outside a nearby alley was none other than Michael Douglas and Arnold Schwarzenegger! So we walked all casually up to them and noticed that there was a gated fence in the alley and they were facing a mexican standing on the other side. Arnold was laughing like a jackass, but Michael looked pissed! As I neared I heard the mexican offer to let them inside if they gave him a piece of gum, because that would prove they were american citizens. I never found out what was inside, but I do know that the two hollywood actors didn't care, becuase Mr douglas was screaming at him "THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING, I COULD GET GUM FROM MEXICO!" And Arnold just thought it was funny. So we just walked away together.

As we were walking Michael said he got the guys number and started to call it, then handed it to Arnold, after a thoughtful look he began to laugh again. I asked to listen, and it was some surfer dude pre-recorded voice "Woah dude, thanks for calling, this is my FAST TRACK to getting easy money at home! Just leave your name and number and I hope to be becoming RIGHTEOUS buisiness partners with you soon! BEEP!" So I thought I'd leave a message: "Hey MAN, I totally want to get in on some of that RAD CASH, I'm always up for SERIOUS DOUGH-"

THat is where the dream ended as I woke myself up saying that last sentance really loud in my sleep. I said it so loud in fact that I had to explain why I was talking like 1991 to the people in the next room.

Fathom Zero

Oct 30th, 2009, 02:34 AM

I love those kinds of dreams, Fathom! :)

I love having them, as well. It's like being in my favorite kind of movie.

Also, I have this recurring dream where I'm being tortured. I've got my teeth around this iron bar and it's slowly being heated.

Soon, by lips are burning themselves, singed onto the bar. Then my teeth get white hot and crack open. All I can feel is the intensity of all of my teeth exploding into pieces all at once.

Kitsa

Oct 30th, 2009, 08:35 AM

I dreamed last night that there were black bears in our backyard. They were wearing clothes and standing up, and they were huge.

Then I looked down and someone's siamese kitten was out there, looking up at me through my bedroom window. I was all freaked out trying to figure out how to get this kitten away from the bears.

Later in the dream, I kept going to Sam's Club and getting in trouble for I don't know what and winding up in some security office with some asshole old man.

ZeldaQueen

Oct 30th, 2009, 11:51 PM

I dreamt a day or so ago that I was trying to find information on David Kaye. It was hard because there for some reason was nothing concrete on the internet and no two sources said the same thing about him. There was a friend online who claimed to be related to him and insisted that his real name was Thaddeus (honestly, I don't know where that came from). Then I was turned into a fluffy white cat. I was PO'd at whoever did it but they just laughed and said "As if you had a chance with him".

Then I skipped to me hanging around some guy who was a total jerk. Every time I said something, anything at all, he gave extremely sarcastic replies. Somehow, it was like I could see his replies in front of me like linked text. When I "clicked" on them, they linked to pictures and text that implied that he thought I was nuts and should be in an asylum. So yeah...

LordSappington

Oct 31st, 2009, 01:59 AM

I fell asleep at my laptop, with my new mixes on loop. Apparently, this causes insane dreams, where reality itself is constantly shifting and everyone is fine with it. I dunno.

ZeldaQueen

Oct 31st, 2009, 07:40 AM

Yeah, dreams are affected by extraneous noises and stuff. It's pretty bizarre and makes for good dreams if you fall asleep while watching a movie.

Babs

Nov 4th, 2009, 04:21 PM

Had another dream about Kitsa. This time, it was about her saving this cat and taking it in and her being very happy. I'm pretty it's because I read her story before going to sleep last night.

robo_rob

Nov 4th, 2009, 04:57 PM

Kitsa

Nov 4th, 2009, 06:18 PM

you're having way too many Kitsa dreams, Babs.

Babs

Nov 4th, 2009, 06:33 PM

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Tadao

Nov 4th, 2009, 06:52 PM

Fucking Babs! Do it right!

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Babs

Nov 4th, 2009, 06:56 PM

:lol

Guitar Woman

Nov 4th, 2009, 11:57 PM

I dreamed I could play the harmonica!

I played the tune from Once Upon a Time in the West, and also the solo from Nobody's Fault but Mine.

This took place in City 17, after which all Combine force-fields were disabled and there was upheaval and partying.

captain516

Nov 5th, 2009, 02:21 AM

I don't remember anything of my latest dream, but I do remember reading an Arrested Development comic book in it.

Kitsa

Nov 5th, 2009, 05:27 AM

That's weird that you mentioned Arrested Development.

I dreamed that I was in some sort of school situation. I stole someone's antique pen to fill out some yellow ticket things that were good for something or other and I took garbage out, then I interacted with some bitches and defended my "14" GPA as being low effort but okay. None of that made any sense.

But there was also an airplane hangar where they hosed out garbage trucks and I got water splashed on me, and a house where Mel Gibson had had bad luck with logs. They cut away the front of the house so everyone who drove past could see where logs had dropped in from the roof and crashed in through the windows and ruined Mel Gibson's life. It kind of looked like a dollhouse that some kid had jammed big sticks in.

Anyway, my point is that eventually I sent out some sort of mass email to my "team" of fellow situation-haters and they all started responding. Then a convoy of huge vehicles began arriving and they all had giant golden testicles mounted on their grills. One of them rammed Michael Cera's tour bus.

This was a misunderstanding because Michael Cera also had a giant golden testicle on the front of his bus, indicating he was on our side, and they just didn't see it.

Pregnancy dreams are fucking awesome.

george

Nov 6th, 2009, 10:57 AM

i had a dream last night that i was a pawn in some kind of government plot, but i never knew what the plot was. every time i completed a task they would trick me and i would have to start all over again.

finally i had enough. they told me if i didnt do what they told me they would kill my kids. i went nuts and went around killing any government agent i could find, and since for some reason my latest mission had me at the Olympic Village for the winter olympics in Canada there were not too many of them.

then i woke up in that weird way you can think you have woken up in a dream and i was in bed with a girl. i was a little suprised, and even more suprised when another girl popped out from under the blankets (big fluffy white blankets of the softness of kittens) leaned across me and starting kissing the other girl.

neither seemed to notice me, but then the girl on my left guided my hand to her boob, and i thought "this must be a dream"

and i woke up.

and strangely enough, i wasn't disappointed by not having a sex dream about the two hot apparently bi-sexual girls, i was sad that i didnt have the big fluffy blankets. i really fucking liked those blankets. :melt

LordSappington

Nov 6th, 2009, 01:53 PM

I had an odd dream last night that I was staying the night at my friend's house. It was entirely lucid, and I thought that I really WAS there, hanging out with her, joking around, what have you. Then, she stopped talking, and was giving me this blank, robotic stare, and slapped me in the face, waking me up.
About a minute later, she called me, saying that she dreamt she slapped me. WTF.

ZeldaQueen

Nov 9th, 2009, 10:49 PM

I had some bizarre dream that I somehow went back in time. I met a girl my age there who was for some reason had her hair and clothes in some elven wood style. Through some unknown twist of fate, we both arrived in the present with me in colonial clothes. Through sheer luck, we ended up in one of those New England museums which are basically reproductions of colonial settlements complete with people dressed and acting the part. Since I was in costume, they assumed that the girl and I were working there.

Somehow, we walked away and were in some sort of an indoor science museum. I started to explain to the girl the various breakthroughs in technology we'd had and led her to the food court. I suddenly had to go to the bathroom really bad and began searching for one while at the same time I had the inescapable urge to look at the various trinkets for sale in the area (considering that it was a food court there was surprisingly little food actually there). I woke up in time to make it to the bathroom.

Kitsa

Nov 13th, 2009, 10:03 AM

For the first time, I had a nightmare that continued after I woke up, walked around and fell back asleep :(

The first part of it concerned an abandoned Ponderosa restaurant. It was owned by a cult of some type and was made up to look like a real restaurant on the outside, but once you walked in the door you were automatically property of this cult. When each person walked through the door, they were magically garbed in this loose red gingham sacklike dress and their will to live was sapped. It was dirty and dusty inside, and people were channeled through to various places where they were forced to work.

They were also completely brutal, and had lots of rules. They whipped some guy because he didn't want to weave on a loom. They shot some kids because anything containing rubber was banned, and the kids had let a black olive dry out till it was rubbery and were using it as a high-bounce ball. Even though it wasn't rubber, it acted like rubber, so the kids got shot.

So I woke up and thought that was it, walked around, got some tea, and so on. Then when I went back to sleep it started up right where it left off.

It was now some time later and the cult had expanded beyond the restaurant. Now everyone was living in tiny identical suburban houses, but the cult leaders still kept an eye on everyone and enforced the rules.

My real-life neighbors moved to one of these houses and I was visiting them. I was in their garage with a bunch of kids and cats when this long green thing crawled in. At first, it looked like a caterpillar, but then it did a snake yawn:

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and when the fangs emerged I realized it was a dangerous green viper of some type. About that time, one of the kids tried to pick it up and it struck at him. I was running around the garage looking for a weapon*, and yelling at the kids to leave it alone and get the cats away from it. I alternated between avoiding strikes, trying to decapitate it and yanking kids and animals away from it. It was a very stressful nightmare.

I finally got it hacked into pieces, and I told the kids they still couldn't touch it because the head was still dangerous. While I tried to look for a shovel to get the pieces disposed of, the kids and cats kept picking up pieces of the snake and playing with it. I freaked out because I couldn't keep track of where the head was. I think at one point I actually grabbed a cat by its ass-hair and threw it across the garage to get it away from the snake.

Then my neighbor, the father of the family, walked out into the garage naked and told the kids not to listen to me, that the snake was dead and it was okay to touch it now. I think I might have attacked him with the shovel for saying that.

Oh, and there was also a hot asian chick who had been somehow blinded by the cult, she was hanging out in the garage, sitting against the wall, just sort of there.

* I'm usually a snake-relocator, not a snake-killer, so I don't quite know why I went that direction in the dream, other than that the kids and pets were in immediate danger.

Colonel Flagg

Nov 13th, 2009, 09:45 PM

I remember a Ponderosa restaurant where I grew up. That place rocked. :(

Fathom Zero

Nov 13th, 2009, 09:48 PM

Ponderosa Steakhouse? AWWWWWW YEAH.

Rez

Nov 15th, 2009, 03:21 AM

the last weird one i had was that i wrote a movie with fred armisen and it was about being casting directors for movies which are terrible and we have to deal with terrible ideas for movies all the time

then barack obama, who was no longer president, came in with a movie which went under panel review, and when it was over fred turned to him and actually said "you are without a doubt, mr. obama, the WORST director in movie history"

i figured this was awesome enough, and woke up before mr. obama could explain why he disagreed

Chojin

Nov 15th, 2009, 01:16 PM

I had a sex dream about Shrubfest, and then I had a dream afterwards that I wrote about it in this thread.

But I really don't feel like repeating myself, so I won't go into the details.

captain516

Nov 15th, 2009, 01:53 PM

I dreamed that my grandparents kept a pet lion in their apartment. He would keep knocking over vases and lamps, but they were too afraid to do anything about it.

Babs

Nov 15th, 2009, 07:57 PM

I had a REALLY good dream this time if you know what I mean KITSA ;)

Dr. Boogie

Nov 15th, 2009, 11:02 PM

Last night I dreamt that I had to move to England for some reason, and I was pissed because of their crappy video game censorship laws.

Then I was in prison for some reason, and I was asking one of the other prisoners about getting my sentence shortened. He tells me that some of the prisoners are opting to be imprisoned on the moon, and I told him that that better come with a reduced sentence. Then I woke up.

Need to stop reading Destructoid before I go to bed.

Shrubfest

Nov 20th, 2009, 07:46 AM

I had a sex dream about Shrubfest, and then I had a dream afterwards that I wrote about it in this thread.

But I really don't feel like repeating myself, so I won't go into the details.

No, please. Details.....

Kitsa

Nov 20th, 2009, 08:34 AM

I dreamed that the significant other and I were in some sort of underground city, looking for some porn store (???)...place looked like it was right out of Fallout 3, actually. Anyway, I kept running into these gatherings of people and I didn't know whether it was a church thing or a convention thing or what.

And I was afraid he was going to be mugged or pickpocketed because it was such a dodgy area, so I kept telling him to check for his keys and wallet.

george

Nov 20th, 2009, 01:08 PM

i have a reoccuring dream for the last week about trying to catch a little monkey that tore around on a moped.

this fucking monkey was fast, and really good at avoiding capture. and when he got by me he would pull wheelies and do donuts and shit.

i hated that monkey.

well last night i had a dream that i clothslined him just as he was about to streak past me. i started yelling at him, GOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!! over and over.

then i realized he was dead. i kept the moped, and everywhere i went people hated me for killing the little monkey cause he made them happy with his moped riding antics and becuase THE MAN couldn't bring him down. that monkey lived by his own rules, etc.

:(

ZeldaQueen

Nov 20th, 2009, 10:53 PM

I dreamt that I was on the website GaiaOnline, playing their MMORPG. I was just about to beat it when I found out that at the very end, my avatar would be taken to the next world (some heaven-like place) and when I went there it would be forever. I also found out that I'd lose all of my items. Since I spent a lot of time and effort and money getting all of those items, I kept delaying beating the thing to find a way to transfer them to the next world.

LordSappington

Dec 2nd, 2009, 12:11 AM

I had a dream last night, where I was with my friends, only I was hanging back, and no one seemed to notice me. Then, this like barrier came between us, and these shadows started closing in on me. I was banging on the barrier, and shouting, but everyone kept talking and laughing, and by the time the darkness got to me, I woke up in a cold sweat.

Babs

Dec 2nd, 2009, 12:23 PM

I had a dream about Shrubfest. It was very entertaining... very wet.

Skulduggery

Dec 4th, 2009, 11:58 AM

Anybody seen the childrens' program The Story Store? I don't think it's still running...
Anyway, in one episode Pip gets lost, but is found by the Faithful Dog-Biscuit. In my dreams after I first saw it, I kept imagining that Pip was in the garden and we had to go and rescue him - my mom kept waking me up because I was muttering "Pip's in the garden!!".

Babs

Dec 19th, 2009, 06:33 AM

I had a dream last night that 10,000 volt ghost and I were riding together and he decided to end our lives Thelma and Louise style.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Dec 21st, 2009, 11:07 AM

http://www.wheels-near-u.co.uk/gallery2/d/2290-3/thelma-louise-mustang.jpg

:HIGHFIVE :(

Babs

Dec 21st, 2009, 05:17 PM

it was exactly like that but first I patted you on the back and said, "You're an alright guy" then you preceded to tell me I was alright then before you know it, we're driving of a cliff.

The Leader

Dec 21st, 2009, 07:03 PM

faggots

Kitsa

Dec 21st, 2009, 07:04 PM

All I remember about my dream last night was that McDonalds was selling softball-sized hushpuppies and the person I was with ordered one, and it had this big clot of hair coming out one side of it. I was so grossed out that I took a bunch of pictures to send to Corporate. Then I flew somewhere on a peacock.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Dec 21st, 2009, 08:12 PM

faggots

Expand upon the dream you had about faggots. Did you get gayed in the mouth or what?

The Leader

Dec 21st, 2009, 09:49 PM

It had something to do with two guys patting each other on the back.

Sam

Dec 21st, 2009, 11:14 PM

WITH THEIR COCKS

10,000 Volt Ghost

Dec 22nd, 2009, 12:15 AM

It had something to do with two guys patting each other on the back.

FGT

robo_rob

Dec 22nd, 2009, 12:48 AM

Last night I dreamed I was chugging a bunch of Mountain Holler and Stay Awakes so I wouldn't fall asleep.

ZeldaQueen

Dec 31st, 2009, 11:18 PM

I fell asleep for an hour or so and had a dream that I was walking through some park-like area with someone who I thought was my bf (I never actually saw him though, he was always just out of the corner of my eye). For some reason, I was under the impression that Pittsburgh had just formed its own state and was all happy about it. It was really dark and late at night, but for some reason it was nice out and seemed like it was the middle of summer. The two of us jumped into a drained canal/storm drain thing and were walking down it, when we were suddenly chased by someone who wanted to kidnap us. Then I woke up.

Kitsa

Jan 1st, 2010, 06:32 AM

I fell asleep watching a special about polygamy, so when I dreamed it was about this haggard-looking woman with a bunch of kids.

She was giving some sort of TV interview about this great new vehicle she bought...it was sort of like an RV, but she seemed to have little to no awareness that she actually had to drive it. It was like a series of 3 large, square rooms and she was talking about the drapes and the wood trim she'd picked out, and I was sitting in the room for some reason and could feel it rolling down a hill.

You could see everything sway and bounce with the rolling and stuff was spilling off shelves, and I was pretty freaked as to where exactly we were headed blindly in these mobile rooms, but she didn't seem a bit concerned.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 20th, 2010, 10:25 AM

I was half asleep this morning when a nordic track'ish infomercial was on and this guy said "Well Bob, I'm in my fifties but since I've been using this running machine I feel like I'm in my thirties!"
I also happened to look at my clock and it was half an hour before I normally get up so I was thinking "Wow, the commercial alone made me 30 mins younger by watching it. I need to get me one of these." I woke up again and it was for a hair straightener commercial....which I don't need.

Nick

Mar 20th, 2010, 02:33 PM

Man, I need to start remembering my dreams. :(

Pentegarn

Mar 20th, 2010, 02:41 PM

The other night I had this dream where I was a lesbian helicopter pilot flying an Apache throughout the city putting a riot down

Nick

Mar 20th, 2010, 02:48 PM

How could you tell you were a lesbian?

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 20th, 2010, 03:11 PM

The other night I had this dream where I was a lesbian helicopter pilot flying an Apache throughout the city putting a riot down

:rock

I'm expecting DANGER ZONE by Kenny Loggins to be blasting out the chopper as well. :lol

Babs

Mar 20th, 2010, 03:18 PM

:lol no no, a Melissa Ethridge version of danger zone. We're talking dreams here.

Zomboid

Mar 20th, 2010, 04:33 PM

The last time I went to sleep drunk and stoned, I had a dream about the cast of Home Improvement and I trying to assassinate Paul Wight (the Big Show, or whatever the fuck).

Pentegarn

Mar 21st, 2010, 09:18 AM

How could you tell you were a lesbian?

I had tits, I peed sitting down, and a female life partner

Pentegarn

Mar 21st, 2010, 09:20 AM

:rock

I'm expecting DANGER ZONE by Kenny Loggins to be blasting out the chopper as well. :lol

The only song I ever had as background music in a dream was "Going for the One" by Yes. Can't remember the content of the dream, only that the song was background music in it.

Wait, I just remembered another time, I dreamed I was in a room full of kittens and one puppy, the song 'Hole Hearted' by Extreme was in the background, and I was annoyed because the puppy wouldn't leave me alone while I tried to pick up and pet the kittens.

Sam

Mar 21st, 2010, 02:26 PM

I had a dream that was like Earthbound and The Bourne Identity. :(

I had a baseball bat and a cap, but I was on a train trying to get to London to save my friend and these guys were trying to crash their cars into the train and at one point I was driving a car IN THE TRAIN doing barrel rolls off seats. Then I exploded some heads with my PSI ATTACK and made a wall of fire and there were talking mushrooms. :(

10,000 Volt Ghost

Mar 21st, 2010, 03:14 PM

PK FIYAH

Pentegarn

Mar 22nd, 2010, 08:03 AM

Kitsunexus

Mar 22nd, 2010, 10:43 AM

A few months ago I had a dream that Canadians had stripped me naked and were going to kill me, but at some point I realized it was a dream and I took their Uzi and I started running down the suburbs shooting at cars while I was still naked. That was my only lucid dream ever, and I'm kind of pissed that I wasted it.

This next dream I wrote down in a dream notebook so I could remember it, and surprise surprise that shit really works!:

Just like 2 days ago I had a dream where I was walking down a rainy backalley street and there was this old black woman, she must have been like in her 90's. Anyway, I walked up and I asked her "do you have what I need"? And she said "only if you have what I need". So I went into her house, and we both take our clothes off, and I start fucking her, but she keeps on screaming "FASTER, FASTER" so I go faster, and this keeps going on until it gets to be less incredibly violent sex and more of an erotic parody of the "Burly Brawl" scene from The Matrix: Reloaded. Finally, she screams "DRAGON OF RAPTURE!" and orgasms, but she orgasms a cobweb all over my dick. >_< I'm out of breath but I tell her "Now, you promised" and she takes me to the bathroom and lights one of those funky Jewish candelabra things, and hands me a box of GAIN laundry soap. I do two lines of the soap off her toilet, pass out and then I woke up.

I don't know what the fuck repressed sexual urge triggered that dream, but I'd kinda like it out of my body. 0_o

Sam

Mar 22nd, 2010, 11:03 AM

What was your custom Psi attack called?

That's a goood question. :(

jhonnyD2

Mar 22nd, 2010, 11:48 AM

off course ElPila666 it is not the same ... off course reading is good ... but sometimes people get tired or boring....

Fathom Zero

Mar 22nd, 2010, 12:01 PM

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/2944/lafe892fe631f64dd722f11.jpg

Babs

Mar 22nd, 2010, 03:09 PM

:orgasm who sent you that?

Fathom Zero

Mar 22nd, 2010, 03:18 PM

An Argentinian?

Babs

Mar 22nd, 2010, 03:19 PM

got me wet

ZeldaQueen

Mar 23rd, 2010, 01:18 AM

I was apparently dreaming about some fictional couple recently, because when my alarm clock went off my first thought was "apparently my alarm clock doesn't support that shipping".

Zhukov

Mar 23rd, 2010, 02:49 AM

I dreamed last night that I had some sort of skin affliction on my knees. Skin like rough sandpaper. Bleurgh.

Kitsunexus

Mar 23rd, 2010, 10:34 AM

I had a dream that I was raped by a Velociraptor with a white goatee. :(

Zhukov

Mar 23rd, 2010, 10:43 AM

Haha. No, you probably just made that up to be zany. Remember?

MarioRPG

Mar 23rd, 2010, 12:01 PM

I dreamt that I woke up and then went back to bed. But when I woke up from that inside dream dream, I was told that I like went out with my friends and got super trashed and a bunch of piercings (lip, eyebrow, ears...) and was told I 'just didn't remember because i partied too hard'.
Literally woke up for real the next morning and had to make sure.

Esuohlim

Mar 23rd, 2010, 12:06 PM

In my dream last night Willie and I were marathoning through Space Ghost and then we were at a swimming pool arguing about whether Switcheroo was a good episode :(

Kitsunexus

Mar 23rd, 2010, 02:35 PM

Haha. No, you probably just made that up to be zany. Remember?

No, I didn't, quit being an asshole.

Babs

Mar 23rd, 2010, 05:15 PM

I had a dream the other night I made a batch of brownies for Kitsa and her baby but milhouse kept sticking his hands in them. So rude.

ZeldaQueen

Apr 21st, 2010, 10:43 PM

I had a dream that I was good friends with Summer Glau (the girl who played River Tam in Firefly and Serenity). Then it was like I was in some classroom in the old West and we were all given a potion that temporarily turned your hair brown but made you crazy. The teacher warned everyone that she wouldn't be responsible for the consequences of anything we did after taking the potion. I went temporarily crazy after drinking it, but it wore off quickly. I somehow realized that I was mostly immune because my hair was already brown. Somehow I also came to the conclusion that when one's hair turns brown, they becomes super-intelligent and thus the insanity is actually caused by the sudden spike in IQ (I apologize for this very un-PC line of dream logic).

Pentegarn

Apr 22nd, 2010, 06:38 AM

The other night I had this dream that me, my GF, and some guy in a karate gi (not sure who he was, but he was there for some reason) running around downtown Columbus. And all the skyscrapers except Leveq tower were falling down (like a tree would fall). Then they would hit other buildings and cause even more damage.

The moral of the story is I spend too much time working downtown

Dimnos

Apr 22nd, 2010, 11:12 AM

I dreamt people were shoving their dreams up their asses. >:

Pentegarn

Apr 23rd, 2010, 05:50 AM

Was your pillow gone when you woke up?

Zhukov

Apr 23rd, 2010, 10:35 AM

:lol

Dimnos

Apr 23rd, 2010, 10:50 AM

:lol

Nightcrawler

Apr 24th, 2010, 01:48 AM

Heh heh heh...

You all amuse me, I have some of the wierdest freaking dreams on earth, but I usually don't remember them well enough to jot down, which is a shame because some of them are really great material...

I dreamed about a guy in a dirty red and green sweater who scraped his fingernails all
over the place. Actually, they were more like finger knives or something, something he'd
made himself. They made a horrible sound... Eeeeeee.... ;D

I've also dreamt I was an Alien that could fly, and I was invading a star destroyer, biting everbody and stuff. Don't you love when you can fly in your dreams? I usually have to build up momentum and flap my arms just right. And I very rarely feel pain in my dreams. Also, half the time I can't remember if I've said or done something in real life or if it was just a dream; confuses me so much!

10,000 Volt Ghost

Apr 24th, 2010, 11:07 AM

I dreamed about a guy in a dirty red and green sweater who scraped his fingernails all
over the place. Actually, they were more like finger knives or something, something he'd
made himself. They made a horrible sound... Eeeeeee.... ;D

http://www.cbc.ca/programguide/images/program/t/the_red_green_show.jpg

Kitsa

Apr 24th, 2010, 01:12 PM

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/2944/lafe892fe631f64dd722f11.jpg

Every time I look at this, I think it says "FATMOM ZERO".

10,000 Volt Ghost

Apr 26th, 2010, 02:21 PM

I went to a party on saturday and there was this person who was the BIGTIMECOW of here that I talked to for a while. Then I had this dream where me & the real BTC went and drank good beer then yelled at people.

Zhukov

Apr 27th, 2010, 01:32 AM

I dreamed that I was part of a team set with the task of building a cupboard with slide out shelves.

YellowSub287

Apr 28th, 2010, 08:41 PM

I recently dreamt that I was watching Robin Williams do stand up on TV (as in he was standing on top of the TV set doing his routine) He was going on this tirade about aborted fetuses and Jeffery Dahmer, his big punchline was "Ah yes, soylent green eggs and ham!"

Kitsa

Apr 29th, 2010, 11:03 AM

I dreamed that I was on a car trip with Seth Green and he was wearing diapers.

In another part of the dream, I kept trying to take a shower and Kayako kept popping out of the wall in front of me...just her head and shoulders. I kept screaming and wouldn't go back in the shower, and for some reason my mother went in to check and it ended up being an animatronic Kayako someone had rigged up. My mom ripped the robot head off the stand and threw it against the wall.

No word on why I was so stupid in the dream that I wouldn't have realized it was fake, or why Seth Green was wearing diapers, or how I knew he was.

LordSappington

Jun 25th, 2010, 01:26 AM

I'm sure you guys are sick of hearing of her.
I had a dream last night that I was back with my ex. And it was just like a day three months in our relationship; I walked five miles, took a bus for an hour, got to her house, we head out, and she ignores me. Eventually, she is yelling at me. I wake up, shaking and sweaty.
I think I have something I need to right here, but I'm not sure how.

Kitsa

Jul 19th, 2010, 04:43 PM

Had another Kayako dream last night. Getting tired of her.

There's this place (http://www.meci.com/) in Dayton... Basically, it's a gigantic old warehouse that's stuffed, literally stuffed, with any and all the crap you could think of. Seriously, if you can think of it, it's probably there, except the place is kind of dirty and skeevy and no one has anything nice to say about the owners.

Anyway, I dreamed that I was going there to find some sort of weird Sesame Street holiday bedspread for my kid. The way it worked in the dream was that you went to the bedspread floor, got off the elevator, and as far as the eye could see there were beds made up with every sort of bedspread of quilt or anything that had ever been made. You were supposed to yank it off the bed and bag it and pay for it on the first floor.

So I located this bedspread with no problem and was stuffing it in a bag, looking around at some of the other antiques and crap they had around, when I caught sight of a mirror in a dresser not far away. And it was flickering like video screens do in all of those ju-on/grudge movies and starting to flash her face and I was all DAMMIT NOT HER AGAIN and pissed at myself because I forgot she haunted this place.

That's really all I remember, catching her various statick-y manifestations out of the corner of my eye and being angry as hell because I knew this would happen and forgot.

Then I dreamed that I woke up and my cat jumped up on me. I was really petting my cat, but in the dream I thought it was my cat but looked down and it was that damned ghost-cat. And then, in my own bedroom at home, there she was again, doing that fucking ominous lean-over thing she does.

Then I jumped and woke up again and I was really in my own room with my own cat, but I thought it was another fakeout and kept waiting for her to jump out of somewhere else.

Fathom Zero

Jul 19th, 2010, 05:20 PM

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/2944/lafe892fe631f64dd722f11.jpg

Fuck, I'm never gonna be president. >:

Last night, I felt very murdered in my dreams.

captain516

Jul 19th, 2010, 05:49 PM

Fuck, I haven't posted here in a while. I wasn't exagerating when I said I rarely remember my dreams.
Anyways, My friends and I were hanging out on the street when we noticed a billboard for Toy Story 3. We got all excited about it for some reason, and I got the idea that we should take a picture of ourselves next to it, copying the character's poses. Someone uploaded it onto Facebook, and from there it circulated all over the internet, known as "the best picture ever.jpg".

Kitsa

Jul 20th, 2010, 10:44 AM

I must be having another weird dream run because last night I dreamed I vandalized some fast food place by climbing on the roof and dumping a chocolate milkshake over their drive-thru sign.

Fathom Zero

Jul 23rd, 2010, 02:58 PM

I was walking around a town and various construction contractors in pickups wanted to kill me.

Fathom Zero

Jul 25th, 2010, 01:01 PM

I'm pissed off. I ordered a buffalo chicked pizza, but then I woke up before I got it. Now I'm out like $5 or something. >:

Pentegarn

Jul 25th, 2010, 09:04 PM

Losing dreambucks is always a pain

Fathom Zero

Jul 25th, 2010, 09:10 PM

i no rite?

Kitsa

Jul 26th, 2010, 04:51 AM

I dreamed that I was finishing lunch in a house I'd lived in when I was a teenager,and my mother inexplicably began heating up a giant sandwich for herself. It was made of two plate-size pancakes and the middle part was sausage, I think. I was sitting there reading a list of requirements for submitting a fetish porn video; for some reason it was on the back of a pack of Hallmark thank-you cards. It was stuff like, "NO SICK SHIT, NOTHING TAPED BY YOUR MOM OR DAD" and "NO INTESTINAL PARASITES".

My mom asked, "Are you going to walk home?"

I looked up at a black and white TV screen that had security-cam footage of the front yard, and there were wolves out there. I said, "I'll wait till the wolves go."

Zhukov

Jul 26th, 2010, 05:54 AM

:lol

Pentegarn

Jul 26th, 2010, 06:26 AM

That is the kind of dream where you wake up and say out loud "what the hell was that shit?" :lol

LordSappington

Jul 28th, 2010, 10:50 AM

I don't remember if I posted about this, so I guess I will again.
I stayed up for 40 hours a few weeks ago. I guess it was because I was already exhausted before, and stressed myself the next day, but in just about 26 hours, I was tripping balls.
The first thing that happened was when I went with my girlfriend to get cereal in the kitchen. Out of nowhere, I started laughing, harder than I ever have in my life. I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes.
Maybe ten minutes later, I had some sort of conscious REM stage, where I hallucinated about some kind of aluminum crystals. I have no idea what was up with that, but I was okay with it at the time.
At around 30 hours, i looked at my girlfriend, and our faces were close to each other, but my eyes perceived that her head was HUGE; like a small house big.
Then her torso turned into another dimension, with checkerboard pattern. Just her torso.
The last part before I decided 'Fuck sleep patterns; I'm sleeping now' was when I hallucinated some kind of bear avalanche. So, you know how snow, a solid, looks almost like a liquid in an avalanche, but you can still tell it's solid? It was like that. With bears.
This has also killed my curiosity to try salvia.

Zhukov

Jul 28th, 2010, 12:09 PM

Yeah, I saw dwarfs marching around before suddenly thinking I was trapped in a shipping container (which seems to happen to me a lot... thinking, not being) when I was really sleep deprived. Not fun.

Anyway, on a brighter note; last night I had a very vivid dream that I was walking along the pavement, before accidentally treading in a large pile of dog eggs. Later today on my way home from work the exact same thing happened. Serious. It got all up in the grooves of my boots and all. It's nice to know that in these bleak and uncertain times, where political and economic strife overshadow most of our lives, that dreams can still come true.

LordSappington

Jul 28th, 2010, 05:13 PM

I'm going to go for 100 hours next week. It's gonna be fun/terrifying.

Esuohlim

Jul 28th, 2010, 11:38 PM

I took a nap and had that dream again where I know I'm in a dream and I can't wake myself out of it, and then every time I think that I actually did wake myself out of it some crazy shit happens and I have to try again. And again :(

As far as recurring dreams go I'm hitting the psychotic jackpot >:

10,000 Volt Ghost

Aug 1st, 2010, 04:52 PM

I was walking around a town and various construction contractors in pickups wanted to kill me.

FUCKING TEAMSTERS

Kitsa

Aug 7th, 2010, 06:34 PM

I dreamed last night that I either lived or worked in a mall that was having a number of promotions. For one promotion, everyone had to wear a brown wig that would help them think of a song to enter for a contest. But the wigs were cheap and shitty, so everyone was brushing clods of brown hair off of each other.

In another promotion, a giant popup canvas slide about the height and length of a mall escalator was set up and I had a lot of fun on that.

The last promotion I remember was for some movies that were coming out. There were two stacks of round, coaster-like certificates for commemorative Madballs. The only one I remember was for a remake of Ghoulies. It was pretty awesome.

Pentegarn

Aug 7th, 2010, 06:37 PM

That Ghoulies Madballs idea has merit and I recommend you quickly trademark the concept

Fathom Zero

Aug 8th, 2010, 10:21 PM

All my teeth were pulled out last night. It was painful. Then I played guitar.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Aug 31st, 2010, 05:33 PM

I had this dream where Me, Willie, Homeless Damon Wayons and Lady Gaga robbed a bank for some reason. I woke up and Mo Money was on tv.

Pentegarn

Aug 31st, 2010, 06:21 PM

But was your pillow still there when you woke up?

Shadowdancer21b

Sep 8th, 2010, 11:02 PM

Freddy Kreuger is and has been since I was a lad, my boogeyman. When I was about six years old I lived in a home with an unfinished basement. There was a hole in the bare concrete wall that was supposed to be for a fireplace I think. Anyway, I once dreamed that I climbed into the hole and crawled along a dark tunnel. At the end of the tunnel I was inside a strange house. Everything was as if viewed through a blue filter. I walked around until I came to the living room where Freddy himself was sitting and drinking an iced tea. He seemed genuinely surprised to see me and simply told me to go home because it was his day off. How's that for weird?

Esuohlim

Sep 17th, 2010, 11:21 AM

Last I night I dreamt that Fathom Zero and I were hanging out like old buds at 3am and we met the hot daughter of this really rich guy who owned his own huge business.

She was stealing boxes from that back alley of Toys R Us, and she got Fathom to haul the boxes out for her while she and I made out :eyebrows

Esuohlim

Sep 17th, 2010, 11:23 AM

And two nights ago I was deep frying a pile of silverware because I was told that I knew how to add the right spices to make them delicious. So I made a batch of forks and people were disappointed in them for some reason.

I tried one and it was pretty much like eating a fork in real life :( only softer :(

Shadowdancer21b

Sep 19th, 2010, 02:24 AM

I had a dream where me and my brother became ad hoc bodyguards for Patrick Byrne, CEO of Overstock.com after some mercenaries attacked him. I took some buckshot but was able to just squeeze it out.

Zhukov

Sep 19th, 2010, 03:44 AM

I had a dream last night that I was in charge of a charity football team for disadvantaged Aboriginal children.

The Leader

Sep 19th, 2010, 09:42 AM

The most heartwarming movie of the summer.

Kitsa

Sep 20th, 2010, 07:46 AM

I dreamed that i-mockery was turning into an office and we all had little cubicles. When I went into my cubicle, I inexplicably hung a pair of jeans up on a hanger and then went out to find someone else. Then I heard two people having a conversation about the jeans. "WOW, THAT'S KITSA? I DON'T KNOW, THOSE JEANS ARE PRETTY BIG." I don't know who the people were.

Then I dreamed that I was going to the movies with some other people and opened a door and jumped back because there was like a 6" ledge and then a dropoff of like 50 feet to where the people were seated in front of the screen. Then I was perpetually losing my balance and about to fall in and pulling myself back along the ledge. Finally the people I was with laughed at me and somehow proved it was all an optical illusion.

Fathom Zero

Sep 20th, 2010, 01:09 PM

Tadao

Sep 20th, 2010, 02:27 PM

AND WANDERING PENIS

MarioRPG

Sep 20th, 2010, 09:42 PM

I had a dream last night that I was in charge of a charity football team for disadvantaged Aboriginal children.

Coming soon to a non-profit organization near you!

Esuohlim

Oct 24th, 2010, 01:11 PM

FATHOM I DREAMED ABOUT YOU AGAIN LAST NIGHT :swoon

We were playing Super Mario World and you were giving me shit for getting lost in a Ghost House >:

Fathom Zero

Oct 24th, 2010, 03:40 PM

I did. Those fucking doors are easy to figure out, you douchebag.

LordSappington

Oct 25th, 2010, 12:38 AM

I had one last night where I was on the cast of Scrubs. It turned out to be pretty depressing, and I think Dr. Cox ended up killing himself.
:(

Tanuki

Oct 25th, 2010, 08:52 PM

Funny, for school I had to write about a dream I had. I'll just copypaste my assignment.

What is my mom thinking? I don’t want to be in a princess pageant. I’m the oldest contestant here. I hate this puffy, blue-green dress she’s given me, and I hate being surrounded by children. My mom’s yelling at me to suck it up. I can only stand and watch the rodeo with the other contestants. But the three-foot-high bulls are starting to get out of control, and the crowd begins to scatter while I opt to flee for a gas station just down the street from my old elementary school.
Trazahra and I stand here, at the bridge over the bay—whatever bay it may be—prepared to fight the zombie horde on its way. The sun is shining off to the east, and I can see Baltimore at the other side of the bridge. Trazahra’s dressed in her cop uniform, I in my soldier uniform. There’s about twenty other people with us, as we see three soldiers run past us, screaming something. On the horizon, the horde is moving at a rapid pace. Weapons at the ready, we prepare to charge---and promptly charge for the left, toward the supermarket.
Once inside, I lose sight of Trazahra, instead opting to jump into a shopping cart and drive it about the store. As I round a display of cheese wheels, a man, clutching a tub of vanilla ice cream, proclaims he will kiss my sister before the zombies get him. Not caring, I veer the cart away from this strange man, joining three guys about my age, driving their own carts. We veer down the cake mix aisle, narrowly avoiding hitting a free sample stand, as we drive through the inventory room and out the back door, cheering and shouting, seeing the bright sunlight just outside.
But once we’re out the back door, one of the guys yells about the police! There’s about fifteen cops and four squad cars in front of us! We lose the carts, running to the left, but I hear another guy shout, “Velociraptor!” It turns out as we’re running through the woods and down the hill, the police department’s velociraptor unit is chasing after us! We split up, the guys running toward the Union and I toward Glen Towers, but unfortunately for me, the velociraptor has opted to pursue me! I’m running up the hill, turning to see the velociraptor closing in, bounding over hills! Hold on, I’m thinking, I can’t get caught! So I hit CTRL+ALT+DEL and go to the task manager, selecting “Velociraptor,” then “End Task.” The velociraptor’s jaws are only a foot away as they disappear! But the world around me’s disappearing as well, square by square! I’m falling!
Now where am I? It looks like I’m in some kind of house! I’m making my way through the halls into different rooms, when I reach the kitchen, which has walls painted navy blue. I come across Ozzy Osbourne, standing at a stove, a single pot resting on the front left burner, as Ozzy proclaims he’ll never summon zombies again. I can hear rock music, electric keyboard, and a gospel choir, as they recap the entire dream in joyous song! I make my way to the next room, where the gospel choir is swaying and clapping their hands, doing jazz hands as they narrate the zombie section of the dream. I rush downstairs, where the velociraptor is dancing with the police officers! I run to the back porch, as I look up at the sun shining down! I’ve survived the pageant, the zombies, and a police-trained velociraptor, and my reward is the most amazing rock opera I have ever heard!

The moral of this story is: Don't have chocolate before going to sleep.

Shadowdancer21b

Oct 25th, 2010, 09:58 PM

I had a dream where I was a gymnast working the rings. I dismounted and zombies burst into the stadium. I grabbed my shillelagh and started fighting them off so people could escape.

Fathom Zero

Oct 25th, 2010, 10:06 PM

Last night I was in a purple wearing contest, but some guy stole what I was gonna wear, so I came up with something shitty. I lost, so I got shot in the arm and the guy running the thing made me carry a throw rug upstairs into a bar. There was an Italian class going on in the bar, though, so I helped out, even though I don't know Italian in real life.

replicant

Nov 26th, 2010, 03:01 PM

I have been having some vivid dreams this week. Here are two:

1#
I had a dream last night that I was some non-descript Indie bookstore reading books in Japanese while sitting on the floor. Then out of nowhere a ninja invades my space and tries to assassinate me his sword. I used a book to deflect the blow and rolled into a hidden space underneath a bookcase. I barricaded the hole wi...th Harry Potter books. Hm... what does it all mean? lol!

2#
The night before that I dreamed that I was being stalked by Ronald Skeffington the zombie from Ugly Americans and then I was in the Star Wars Universe. I was Darth Vader. I remember sitting a chair and a cardboard Ty Fighter was put over me. There was a video screen and a broadcast from Kevin McCarthy in a red sweater came on that was promptly interrupted by Leonard Nimoy as Spock. Next thing I know I hear the voice of John Goodman say the Dude Must Abide.

Kitsa

Nov 26th, 2010, 08:54 PM

About a week ago I went to some mall in Fort Wayne and I swear it was identical to the mall I have recurring dreams about. Weird thing is, I've never been there before in my life. I was just in there for a short while, now I want to go back and explore.

In the dream-mall you thought you'd seen it all, then you go through a doorway and it's like there's this whole other secret mall. I don't even know why I have recurring dreams about it because I don't really like malls.

It has me vaguely worried that someday I'll really run into a warehouse with a bedspread floor haunted by Kayako from the Ju-on movies, because I have dreams about that too.

LordSappington

Dec 12th, 2010, 02:07 AM

I had a dream last night I was making some music video with Eminem and some other guy. We then got a cereal of our own (Em Cees), and the store also had two cool cereals I wish we had RIGHT NOW (Zombie Zombie Crunch, and some ridiculously neon blue cereal that looked slightly radioactive.)

Nick

Dec 12th, 2010, 06:00 AM

There is a reason that I am glad that I don't dream often, or that I rarely remember them when I do. Over this past week I had a dream wherein I was forced to slit a cats throat. I do not remember why I had to do it, or for what reason, but I do remember that it was against my will and it was something I had to do. Besides this fact the only other thing I can recall is that I could only sit there in tears, cuddling the cat in my arms as it slowly bleed to death. After this I woke quickly to find myself with tears in my eyes, before quickly falling back to sleep.

My dreams suck. :(

replicant

Dec 12th, 2010, 11:37 PM

WOW Nick! That sounds horrible. =___X
Yeah, dreams can suck.

I keep dreaming I am on Star Trek Next Gen but the ship is empty and I keep searching for someone because the ships computer says that everyone is there.

Kitsa

Dec 13th, 2010, 12:31 PM

:eventhorizon

Fathom Zero

Dec 13th, 2010, 12:36 PM

I was on fire last night. I was masturbating, too, but I stopped after a while. :\

executioneer

Dec 13th, 2010, 01:10 PM

have i posted about the one i had a while back where my mom was somehow transformed into a cat and ate poison to kill herself and the whole dream i was driving around trying to find a vet office that was open

yeah dreams are fun

Pentegarn

Dec 13th, 2010, 08:40 PM

I was on fire last night. I was masturbating, too, but I stopped after a while. :\

Burning or masturbating? :lol

Shadowdancer21b

Dec 13th, 2010, 08:51 PM

I dreamed I was in a mental hospital and I was drawing pictures with crayons, because I wanted to use crayons. I was drawing soldiers in woodland camo.

Fathom Zero

Dec 13th, 2010, 08:57 PM

Burning or masturbating? :lol

It doesn't even matter. :|

Esuohlim

Dec 19th, 2010, 01:45 AM

Kitsa

Dec 19th, 2010, 11:17 AM

something about being in prison and either dyeing my hair brown or wearing a brown wig. I think it was a wig because I kept taking it off to read something on the label underneath, and it just sort of sat on my head like a hat instead of looking real.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Dec 22nd, 2010, 01:30 PM

I had a computer virus. Willie put on some sunglasses and diagnosed the problem. Then my cat popped out of Willie's beard and high fived Willie.

executioneer

Dec 22nd, 2010, 02:32 PM

hahahaha

Wiffles

Dec 22nd, 2010, 06:35 PM

Has anyone ever tried sleepwalking around the block dazed and confused as to what was going on? It was like you were on some halucinogens, but not

elx

Dec 22nd, 2010, 07:03 PM

I dreamt that elx and I were walking on a highway and we passed a sign that welcomed us into New Hampshire and suddenly the road was narrow and on one side was a gigantic drop off of a mountain. I didn't want to keep moving, then elx called me a pussy and pushed me off the road and I woke up >:
well I am from new hampshire and I've always wanted to go proximity flying, perhaps this is a sign that I should push you off of a cliff sometime.

Kitsa

Dec 23rd, 2010, 11:57 PM

Today I was so sleep-deprived I took a short nap at my parents' house. I think I hallucinated some. I know for a fact that my dad was watching Ellen in the other room, but I hallucinated that he was asking someone, "Do you think they're going to have sex? Do you think they're going to have sex?"

I also had a sort of half-awake hallucination that my teeth could bruise.

Kitsa

Dec 29th, 2010, 04:53 AM

Last night's dream was long and complicated and came together in a way that I don't remember, but I know part of it involved going to a large theme park auditorium to watch a Logan's Run Carousel-style ceremony that was reviewed as "a wedding with a bad lamp". In another part of the dream, I was a ballet student named Louise whose father had been married many times. He tried to come to my lessons but the teacher was a bitch and wouldn't let him in.

Still being Louise, I was in a lakebed that was in the process of drying out. The bed was mud...soft, but dry enough to walk on without getting sucked down into it. All of the stuff that people had thrown in the lake to get rid of was there in the surface of the mud. I remember finding three tiny guns...they looked like a hybrid between 50s movie ray-guns and real pistols. Two of them were engraved with the names of the Japanese secret agents who'd gotten rid of them.

I was scared of the guns and didn't know what to do with them (keep them? return them?) when my real-life brother came along and scoffed and shot one, and some beam that came out of it did something harmless. But I was terrified that there was some sort of homing device and that now that the gun had been shot, they could come after me.

Fathom Zero

Dec 29th, 2010, 05:39 PM

I had a dream I ate all the cherry cobbler.

ginger

Dec 30th, 2010, 06:11 AM

i had a dream where i didn't piss people off..

but seriously, the other night i was on an alien warship and saved a distant planet from destruction by a miniature-giant nuclear bomb by pushing the bomb out of the way.... fortunately i took its place and was shot out going a million miles per hour. i felt like buzz lightyear. as i looked back i saw the space ship explode in a magnificent ginger fireball. but here's the thing, they completely missed the planet, so i was shot into deep space. soon enough i found myself flying at the speed of ginger kids towards god knows what, and that was about 60% of my dream. eventually i came across a giant bee hive, which was pretty much a planet, and a giant ant hole was somehow in the middle of space right next to that. i flew past the bees, narrowly avoiding a horrific death by impalement, only to be hurled onto a planet inhabited by giant scorpions. while tumbling uncontrollably through the air i was stabbed in the chest by a scorpion, but that didn't kill me. no, i got to experience being swarmed on by hundreds of giant scorpions, all stabbing me into a bloody pulp. it was awesome.
i woke up next to a smokin hot ginger girl, but then realized i was dreaming because gingers are rarely, if ever, hot. i was severely dismayed, but proceeded to fuck the ginger out of her. shortly after, i woke up with the usual morning wood and my arms looking like this:
http://i52.tinypic.com/25ev969.jpg
the scorpions were real.... :|