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LordSappington
Sep 1st, 2010, 01:25 AM
Can birth control make girls nauseous after two months of taking it? This last week, my girlfriend has been getting nauseous every time she eats, and it's starting to worry us.
I figured you guys could give me some first-hand advice. :\

Fathom Zero
Sep 1st, 2010, 02:51 AM
Because it couldn't be any other illness.

Sam
Sep 1st, 2010, 03:33 AM
SHE IS PREGNANT. ABANDON SHIP.

Blasted Child
Sep 1st, 2010, 06:31 AM
Although this can be basically anything, it can indeed be her pills. My girlfriend sometimes experiences long periods of morning sickness, and it's not due to pregnancy (which we have tested a couple of times).
Those pills are pretty strong shit.

Pentegarn
Sep 1st, 2010, 07:11 AM
Well you could do something revolutionary like see your doctor

Seriously though, there is a chance that particular birth control can cause nausea or any other of a variety of side effects. My GF went through all sorts of bad things with the different birth control pills she tried

Tadao
Sep 1st, 2010, 12:30 PM
It's because she has been chugging down too much African semen.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 2nd, 2010, 10:03 AM
Preggers

Dimnos
Sep 2nd, 2010, 12:24 PM
Honestly it sounds like pregnancy. If you have tested for baby growth and there was none to be found my next guess would be an ulcer. Go see a Dr.

Dimnos
Sep 2nd, 2010, 12:25 PM
Oh and as far as birth control... GET THE IUD!

Esuohlim
Sep 2nd, 2010, 12:56 PM
Dimnos LOVES the IUD 8)

Dimnos
Sep 2nd, 2010, 01:02 PM
Its the best dude. No baby making. No menstrual cycle. No oops I forgot to take my pill. :)

Fathom Zero
Sep 2nd, 2010, 01:59 PM
I'm gonna have to ditto that. It's the way to go for going down

town

to sex.

Dimnos
Sep 2nd, 2010, 02:55 PM
It even looks like a tiny flux capacitor for putting the uterus on pause.

Colonel Flagg
Sep 2nd, 2010, 02:58 PM
Honestly it sounds like pregnancy. If you have tested for baby growth and there was none to be found my next guess would be an ulcer. Go see a Dr.

Sapster, if she is expecting then for her to continue to take the pill is extremely risky for both her and for junior - at least that is my instinctive response. Never having been on the pill or been pregnant, or, in fact, a woman, I'm unsure as to the repercussions of continuing the pill, but I'm sure you could "google it".

Blasted Child
Sep 2nd, 2010, 03:21 PM
I'm pretty sure taking the pill while pregnant won't pose any immediate danger to the child, although it's probably not healthy in the long run to expose it to the high doses of hormones. But "extremely risky" is probably an over statement.

Fathom Zero
Sep 2nd, 2010, 03:29 PM
yeah, hormones don't do nothing, silly

not birth defects or developmental disabilities or anything

kahljorn
Sep 2nd, 2010, 03:53 PM
SHE HAS VAGINAL CANCER AND YOU GAVE IT TO HER

Grislygus
Sep 2nd, 2010, 04:06 PM
SHE HAS VAGINAL,CANCER THAT'S GOING TO INFECT THE PILL-ADDLED MONGOLOID BABY WHEN IT COMES OUT AND SHE'LL SUE YOU FOR CHILD SUPPORT

SHE HAS MORNING SICKNESS, PROVES EVERYTHING

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 2nd, 2010, 04:08 PM
Oh and as far as birth control... GET THE IUD!


Yeah, my girlfriend was using the IUD. Bonesaw could have dislodged it though.

Blasted Child
Sep 2nd, 2010, 05:16 PM
yeah, hormones don't do nothing, silly

not birth defects or developmental disabilities or anything

Well, I kind of said the hormones probably aren't healthy in the long run...

as far as birth defects and whatnot is concerned it's beyond my knowledge, but I've never heard anywhere that it involves extreme risks. I guess you can dig up some article if you try hard enough though.

Fathom Zero
Sep 2nd, 2010, 06:08 PM
Maybe if she takes a lot, her body will abort it. :lol

kahljorn
Sep 2nd, 2010, 07:28 PM
that's basically what the day after pill does :(

just od her on hormones and youll be fine

Shrubfest
Sep 3rd, 2010, 05:22 AM
Good god, the IUD looks hideous.

Contraceptive implants FTW.

Pentegarn
Sep 3rd, 2010, 09:24 AM
Yeah, my girlfriend was using the IUD. Bonesaw could have dislodged it though.

Are you telling us you named your cock "Bonesaw"?

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q1/Pentegarn/images-25.jpg

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 3rd, 2010, 11:19 AM
Yeah, I thought you knew I call it Bonesaw.

Chojin
Sep 3rd, 2010, 07:09 PM
Are you telling us you named your cock "Bonesaw"?

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q1/Pentegarn/images-25.jpg

i was going to use that picture but say 'BOOOONEEESAAAWWWW IS REAAAADDDDY TO DISLODGE IT'

that would have been way better.

Pentegarn
Sep 4th, 2010, 01:11 AM
i was going to use that picture but say 'BOOOONEEESAAAWWWW IS REAAAADDDDY TO DISLODGE IT'

that would have been way better.

To be honest, I was going to go a similar route, but then the phone rang and I had to cut it short.

Now it is what it is

Pentegarn
Sep 4th, 2010, 01:12 AM
Yeah, I thought you knew I call it Bonesaw.

No, I thought you called it Mrs. Pumpernickel.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 4th, 2010, 11:41 AM
My girlfriend corrected me. I guess she had the Nuva ring.

elx
Sep 4th, 2010, 07:30 PM
of course it's not her birth control. if it were, it wouldn't have onset randomly for a week straight after months of usage. also, morning sickness typically occurs after the first missed period (which she should notice if she's still getting them regularly) and doesn't work as continuously like that either.


you know what it does sound like though? every other obvious sickness/flu/stomach bug/eating disorder... why are you baby daddys trying to scare babysappyton? :(

Tadao
Sep 4th, 2010, 07:57 PM
Better punch her in the gut to makes sure.

Pentegarn
Sep 4th, 2010, 11:59 PM
why are you baby daddys trying to scare babysappyton? :(


Off hand, I would guess for laughs

Esuohlim
Sep 5th, 2010, 12:22 AM
He probably killed himself :lol

Grislygus
Sep 5th, 2010, 02:14 PM
ELX LIES; THAT'S TOTALLY HOW MORNING SICKNESS WORKS

Fathom Zero
Sep 5th, 2010, 02:43 PM
I think you should cut your losses and dump her. She's making you weak.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 5th, 2010, 08:23 PM
DUMP HER IN A WELL

Fathom Zero
Sep 5th, 2010, 08:26 PM
Dump her off your boat into the ocean.

executioneer
Sep 5th, 2010, 09:39 PM
of course it's not her birth control. if it were, it wouldn't have onset randomly for a week straight after months of usage. also, morning sickness typically occurs after the first missed period (which she should notice if she's still getting them regularly) and doesn't work as continuously like that either.


you know what it does sound like though? every other obvious sickness/flu/stomach bug/eating disorder... why are you baby daddys trying to scare babysappyton? :(
ILL SCARE ANYONE TRYING TO GET A PIECE >:

Colonel Flagg
Sep 5th, 2010, 10:49 PM
why are you baby daddys trying to scare babysappyton? :(

Sapster needs a good healthy dose of reality before he goes batshit insane. ;)

Off hand, I would guess for laughs

^^^ Or maybe this.

elx
Sep 6th, 2010, 01:17 AM
lol. all teenagers should get that scare!

Tadao
Sep 6th, 2010, 03:32 AM
and I'm just the person to give it to them ;)

Zhukov
Sep 6th, 2010, 07:46 AM
DUMP HER IN A WELL


If she floats, she's not pregnant. If she sinks, congrats.

Tadao
Sep 6th, 2010, 08:04 AM
But if she floats, she's a witch :(

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 7th, 2010, 10:41 AM
At least she could be her own bridge over troubled water.

Blasted Child
Sep 9th, 2010, 04:12 PM
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

Colonel Flagg
Sep 9th, 2010, 09:24 PM
Time for an update Sappington. How is the gf? Preggo or no?

Tadao
Sep 9th, 2010, 11:34 PM
Doesn't Sap only have one nut?

LordSappington
Sep 10th, 2010, 10:18 PM
You better believe I gots my nuts.
For the time being.

Oh yeah, it was the pill. Sorry for my minor freak-out.

Esuohlim
Sep 10th, 2010, 10:42 PM
We were all very worried!

Fathom Zero
Sep 10th, 2010, 11:57 PM
:lol

elx
Sep 11th, 2010, 01:38 AM
was not the pill :<

Tadao
Sep 11th, 2010, 01:49 AM
He's talking about her Prozac.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Sep 11th, 2010, 02:09 AM
I'm glad she's okay.....

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