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Old Sep 1st, 2010, 12:25 AM        About birth control...
Can birth control make girls nauseous after two months of taking it? This last week, my girlfriend has been getting nauseous every time she eats, and it's starting to worry us.
I figured you guys could give me some first-hand advice.
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Old Sep 1st, 2010, 01:51 AM       
Because it couldn't be any other illness.
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Old Sep 1st, 2010, 05:31 AM       
Although this can be basically anything, it can indeed be her pills. My girlfriend sometimes experiences long periods of morning sickness, and it's not due to pregnancy (which we have tested a couple of times).
Those pills are pretty strong shit.
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Old Sep 1st, 2010, 06:11 AM       
Well you could do something revolutionary like see your doctor

Seriously though, there is a chance that particular birth control can cause nausea or any other of a variety of side effects. My GF went through all sorts of bad things with the different birth control pills she tried
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Old Sep 1st, 2010, 11:30 AM       
It's because she has been chugging down too much African semen.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2010, 09:03 AM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2010, 11:24 AM       
Honestly it sounds like pregnancy. If you have tested for baby growth and there was none to be found my next guess would be an ulcer. Go see a Dr.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2010, 11:25 AM       
Oh and as far as birth control... GET THE IUD!
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Dimnos LOVES the IUD 8)
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Old Sep 2nd, 2010, 12:02 PM       
Its the best dude. No baby making. No menstrual cycle. No oops I forgot to take my pill.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2010, 12:59 PM       
I'm gonna have to ditto that. It's the way to go for going down

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Old Sep 2nd, 2010, 01:55 PM       
It even looks like a tiny flux capacitor for putting the uterus on pause.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2010, 01:58 PM       
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Honestly it sounds like pregnancy. If you have tested for baby growth and there was none to be found my next guess would be an ulcer. Go see a Dr.
Sapster, if she is expecting then for her to continue to take the pill is extremely risky for both her and for junior - at least that is my instinctive response. Never having been on the pill or been pregnant, or, in fact, a woman, I'm unsure as to the repercussions of continuing the pill, but I'm sure you could "google it".
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Old Sep 2nd, 2010, 02:21 PM       
I'm pretty sure taking the pill while pregnant won't pose any immediate danger to the child, although it's probably not healthy in the long run to expose it to the high doses of hormones. But "extremely risky" is probably an over statement.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2010, 02:29 PM       
yeah, hormones don't do nothing, silly

not birth defects or developmental disabilities or anything
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Old Sep 2nd, 2010, 02:53 PM       
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SHE HAS VAGINAL,CANCER THAT'S GOING TO INFECT THE PILL-ADDLED MONGOLOID BABY WHEN IT COMES OUT AND SHE'LL SUE YOU FOR CHILD SUPPORT

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Old Sep 2nd, 2010, 03:08 PM       
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Oh and as far as birth control... GET THE IUD!

Yeah, my girlfriend was using the IUD. Bonesaw could have dislodged it though.
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yeah, hormones don't do nothing, silly

not birth defects or developmental disabilities or anything
Well, I kind of said the hormones probably aren't healthy in the long run...

as far as birth defects and whatnot is concerned it's beyond my knowledge, but I've never heard anywhere that it involves extreme risks. I guess you can dig up some article if you try hard enough though.
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Maybe if she takes a lot, her body will abort it.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2010, 06:28 PM       
that's basically what the day after pill does

just od her on hormones and youll be fine
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Old Sep 3rd, 2010, 04:22 AM       
Good god, the IUD looks hideous.

Contraceptive implants FTW.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2010, 08:24 AM       
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Yeah, my girlfriend was using the IUD. Bonesaw could have dislodged it though.
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