View Full Version : the easter bunny: when the magic's over.
sadie
Mar 7th, 2004, 10:27 PM
my ten-year-old son and i were talking, and the fact that easter's coming up arose. he claimed he hated easter 'cause the easter bunny's stupid.
"but you like rabbits," i responded.
"but he's PINK and girly," ryan said. "i'm gonna cap him between the eyes."
i told him he definitely shouldn't expect a basket full of candy this year. :(
Helm
Mar 7th, 2004, 10:56 PM
Your son is badass.
sadie
Mar 7th, 2004, 11:08 PM
if he weren't mine, it'd be so easy to just laugh and think, that kid is cool. but as the mom, i'm supposed to instill some respect and all. so i fight to maintain a straight face. :O
Helm
Mar 7th, 2004, 11:17 PM
You'd be a better mom if you didn't feel like a mom as you put it.
sadie
Mar 7th, 2004, 11:54 PM
you're probably right. :(
Snatchtastic
Mar 8th, 2004, 01:15 AM
I know you did the right thing and beat him with a rolled up newspaper with his nose in an easter basket. :)
Dr. V
Mar 8th, 2004, 05:18 AM
how about we crucify him and then he'll see what easter is all about.
SMN
Mar 8th, 2004, 07:36 AM
yeah, later on halloween we should all go to stonehenge and cut someone's heart out and make him drink goat blood.
Matt Harty
Mar 8th, 2004, 11:25 AM
And once again you manage to ruin things.
Emu
Mar 8th, 2004, 11:31 AM
http://www.scottybunny.com/easter.jpg
happy easter everyone :)
sadie
Mar 8th, 2004, 11:51 AM
that one, i can see cappin' 'tween the eyes.
mesobe
Mar 8th, 2004, 12:41 PM
http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v89/muggo/Easter_is_cancelled.jpg
Sethomas
Mar 8th, 2004, 12:45 PM
Where on EARTH would you find something so outrageous!!??
mesobe
Mar 8th, 2004, 12:53 PM
no more easter.... its a shame.
sadie
Mar 8th, 2004, 12:59 PM
you are so clueless.
Spectre X
Mar 8th, 2004, 03:10 PM
http://www.ultimatespin.com/forum/album_pic.php?pic_id=719
Jixby Phillips
Mar 8th, 2004, 03:40 PM
http://www.frankhunt.com/FRANK/hobbies/misc_and_personal/Stupid_Images/where_easter_eggs_come_from.jpg
where easter eggs come from
Snatchtastic
Mar 8th, 2004, 04:10 PM
Thats a great drawing Spectre X.
:eek is that Pillowfights Bunny :eek
kellychaos
Mar 8th, 2004, 04:31 PM
Inform him that easter eggs and bunnies are a hold-over from pagan fertility rites that managed to piggyback itself onto the resurrection of Christ and that it's OK to hate the Easter bunny because he's ruining Christianity for us all. >:
sadie
Mar 10th, 2004, 10:35 PM
no. >:
Perndog
Mar 11th, 2004, 12:04 AM
Ruining Christianity my ass. The stolen pagan rituals and observances are the only things that keep it interesting these days.
Bubsy
Mar 11th, 2004, 12:22 AM
hey i like eggs1
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