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Old Mar 7th, 2004, 10:27 PM        the easter bunny: when the magic's over.
my ten-year-old son and i were talking, and the fact that easter's coming up arose. he claimed he hated easter 'cause the easter bunny's stupid.

"but you like rabbits," i responded.

"but he's PINK and girly," ryan said. "i'm gonna cap him between the eyes."

i told him he definitely shouldn't expect a basket full of candy this year.
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Old Mar 7th, 2004, 10:56 PM       
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Old Mar 7th, 2004, 11:08 PM       
if he weren't mine, it'd be so easy to just laugh and think, that kid is cool. but as the mom, i'm supposed to instill some respect and all. so i fight to maintain a straight face. :O
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Old Mar 7th, 2004, 11:17 PM       
You'd be a better mom if you didn't feel like a mom as you put it.
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Old Mar 7th, 2004, 11:54 PM       
you're probably right.
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 01:15 AM        .
I know you did the right thing and beat him with a rolled up newspaper with his nose in an easter basket.
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 05:18 AM       
how about we crucify him and then he'll see what easter is all about.
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 07:36 AM       
yeah, later on halloween we should all go to stonehenge and cut someone's heart out and make him drink goat blood.
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 11:25 AM       
And once again you manage to ruin things.
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 11:31 AM       


happy easter everyone
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 11:51 AM       
that one, i can see cappin' 'tween the eyes.
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 12:41 PM       
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 12:45 PM       
Where on EARTH would you find something so outrageous!!??
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 12:53 PM       
no more easter.... its a shame.
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 12:59 PM       
you are so clueless.
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 03:10 PM       
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 03:40 PM       


where easter eggs come from
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Thats a great drawing Spectre X.

is that Pillowfights Bunny
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 04:31 PM       
Inform him that easter eggs and bunnies are a hold-over from pagan fertility rites that managed to piggyback itself onto the resurrection of Christ and that it's OK to hate the Easter bunny because he's ruining Christianity for us all.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 10:35 PM       
no.
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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 12:04 AM       
Ruining Christianity my ass. The stolen pagan rituals and observances are the only things that keep it interesting these days.
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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 12:22 AM       
hey i like eggs1
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