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Jun 1st, 2003 12:03 PM
Super-Chunk i saw that comercial too
[i]it really makes me wanna hop right outta my chair and go buy some peanut butter in a tube wen i have two full jars in my how

i had em once... and once is enaough
and did u see the box its such a coppy off of gogurt!
May 23rd, 2003 09:16 PM
Captain Robo o I did't
May 21st, 2003 11:07 PM
Cap'n Crunch You forgot the N. It sounded like Apple Juice. I buy Pathmark kind cuz it is cheaper.
May 21st, 2003 09:51 PM
Captain Robo Get out of my thread Captain Cruch
May 20th, 2003 10:01 PM
executioneer are we TALKING about apple juice?

-willie
May 20th, 2003 09:37 PM
Cap'n Crunch
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Originally Posted by executioneer
I only eat Adams 100% Natural It tastes better and doesn't have sugar and shortening added to it
Is that apple juice?
May 20th, 2003 07:36 AM
Grazzt SUCK MY DICK SKIPPY
May 19th, 2003 12:44 AM
executioneer I only eat Adams 100% Natural It tastes better and doesn't have sugar and shortening added to it

-willie
May 18th, 2003 09:27 PM
Cap'n Crunch It is the Skippy you squeeze! I don't have to scrub peanut butter out of the spoon now.
May 14th, 2003 12:44 PM
CyborgDuckPenis My brother is obsessed with Skippy peanut butter, to the point where he won't eat any other brand. Which sucks seeing as it's kind of hard to find in this country.
May 14th, 2003 08:12 AM
mischief Skippy peanut butter doesn't taste all that skippy to me.
May 8th, 2003 07:09 PM
CrapOnAStick
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Originally Posted by pjalne
Like people need it to be any easier to grow horribly fat.
Fat America
May 8th, 2003 07:07 PM
pjalne Like people need it to be any easier to grow horribly fat.
May 8th, 2003 07:02 PM
CrapOnAStick Puting sticky peanut-flavored fat in a tube and calling it a snack is pretty unbelieveable
May 8th, 2003 02:15 PM
CyborgDuckPenis People shouldn't make foods that have a colour resembling turds into squeeze tubes. Or maybe they should...
May 7th, 2003 03:46 PM
Esuohlim Squeeze tubes for "on the go snacking"???

Are they out of their minds? That's like putting ketchup in a fucking squeeze tube for "on the go snacking". It doesn't work.
May 7th, 2003 12:01 AM
Captain Robo
Skippy Peanut Butter

I just saw a commercial that included some little black kid rapping about "Skippy Peanut Butter in a Squeeze tube!"

Apparently, the "Go-Gurt" craze has reached new levels, as many food companies have put out annoying advertising campaigns showing off their latest "Go-Gurt" proxy. Following suit quickly behind Dannon and Jello, Skippy Peanut Butter will now be sold in "squeeze tubes" for "on the go snacking."

First of all, who the fuck would eat peanut butter out of a squeeze bag? Skippy isn't even that great anyway.

Second, it's not crunchy peanut butter.

Third, it's not crunchy peanut butter.

Fourth, you know that this "newfangled thing" from Skippy is going to pose a threat to JIF. In fact, I predict that JIF will start producing their own line of "Go-Gurt" ripoffs just to combat Skippy's sales!

Fifth, it's not crunchy peanut butter.

Sixth, I'm tired of writing this and I'm going to bed. You should too.

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