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Sep 16th, 2003 12:54 PM
Protoclown oh SNAP
Sep 15th, 2003 01:54 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
You should work this into a stand up comedy act.

BTW, ever notice how when women go shopping they spend HOURS, but when us guys go shopping we go knowing exactly what we want! You can use that if you like, buddy!
Yeah, I should be original like you and your "chocolate chips" joke. I saw that on the Comedy Channel's USO tour in GTMO two years ago. Whateva!
Sep 13th, 2003 06:31 PM
Drew Katsikas That was not funny, and if it was intended to be not funny, in order to be funny, it's not funny.
Sep 13th, 2003 04:04 PM
Royal Tenenbaum
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Originally Posted by kellychaos
Watch phrases:
...

You're like a brother to me.

I feel like I can really talk to you.

Watch out if you actually are her brother. That could cause TROUBLE!
Sep 13th, 2003 03:06 PM
Jixby Phillips
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Originally Posted by kellychaos
Watch phrases:

Let's be friends.

It would ruin our friendship.

You're like a brother to me.

I feel like I can really talk to you.
You should work this into a stand up comedy act.

BTW, ever notice how when women go shopping they spend HOURS, but when us guys go shopping we go knowing exactly what we want! You can use that if you like, buddy!
Sep 13th, 2003 01:03 PM
Perndog More warning signs:

Hot hugging action

Cuddling with no sex

Talking to you about any other guy (unless you're already having sex with her)

Bringing you along when she's out with her girlfriends

Changing clothes in front of you or other things like this (unless you're already having sex with her)

Fucking all your friends
Sep 13th, 2003 12:49 PM
kellychaos Watch phrases:

Let's be friends.

It would ruin our friendship.

You're like a brother to me.

I feel like I can really talk to you.
Sep 13th, 2003 12:36 PM
Perndog It's called teasing. It's what girls to do guys that don't play their cards right at first and get tossed into the "not fuckable" pool, where they remain for all eternity.
Sep 13th, 2003 10:12 AM
theapportioner Well, you can always cruise the red light districts.
Aug 31st, 2003 09:37 PM
Sethomas
False Advertisement

When a girl tells you on the phone, "I just might be naked when you get here," it gives you certain ideas of what to expect will happen in the evening. I ASSUMED WRONG. I ALSO HATE BEING ONLY 19.

But I guess hot hugging action and a little eye candy is better than nothing.

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