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Old Aug 31st, 2003, 09:37 PM        False Advertisement
When a girl tells you on the phone, "I just might be naked when you get here," it gives you certain ideas of what to expect will happen in the evening. I ASSUMED WRONG. I ALSO HATE BEING ONLY 19.

But I guess hot hugging action and a little eye candy is better than nothing.
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 10:12 AM       
Well, you can always cruise the red light districts.
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 12:36 PM       
It's called teasing. It's what girls to do guys that don't play their cards right at first and get tossed into the "not fuckable" pool, where they remain for all eternity.
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 12:49 PM       
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Let's be friends.

It would ruin our friendship.

You're like a brother to me.

I feel like I can really talk to you.
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 01:03 PM       
More warning signs:

Hot hugging action

Cuddling with no sex

Talking to you about any other guy (unless you're already having sex with her)

Bringing you along when she's out with her girlfriends

Changing clothes in front of you or other things like this (unless you're already having sex with her)

Fucking all your friends
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 03:06 PM       
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Watch phrases:

Let's be friends.

It would ruin our friendship.

You're like a brother to me.

I feel like I can really talk to you.
You should work this into a stand up comedy act.

BTW, ever notice how when women go shopping they spend HOURS, but when us guys go shopping we go knowing exactly what we want! You can use that if you like, buddy!
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 04:04 PM       
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You're like a brother to me.

I feel like I can really talk to you.

Watch out if you actually are her brother. That could cause TROUBLE!
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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 06:31 PM       
That was not funny, and if it was intended to be not funny, in order to be funny, it's not funny.
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Old Sep 15th, 2003, 01:54 PM       
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You should work this into a stand up comedy act.

BTW, ever notice how when women go shopping they spend HOURS, but when us guys go shopping we go knowing exactly what we want! You can use that if you like, buddy!
Yeah, I should be original like you and your "chocolate chips" joke. I saw that on the Comedy Channel's USO tour in GTMO two years ago. Whateva!
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 12:54 PM       
oh SNAP
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