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| Oct 12th, 2003 07:31 PM | ||
| The Retro Kat | I still need to get my boner down from that first picture. | |
| Oct 12th, 2003 07:10 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
WELL I CAN'T DEFEND MY STATEMENT VERY WELL FOR HIS SHORT AND UNFUNNY SESSION HERE AT THE I-MOCKERY BOARDS, BUT ON THE ASMB HE'S HILARIOUS AND HIS STRIPCREATOR COMICS (WHICH HAVE BEEN DELETED RATHER UNJUSTLY, BY THAT WAY) WERE SOME OF THE FUNNIEST EVER. 
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| Oct 12th, 2003 06:57 PM | ||
| noob3 |
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| Oct 12th, 2003 06:01 PM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch |
How the fuck can you watch the stuff long enough to know their names?  It has been a couple of years since I last saw it, and then I turn it on about 2 weeks ago, and I see some faggot wrestler grabbing a guy's ass and kissing him. WTG.
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| Oct 12th, 2003 05:51 PM | ||
| FS | Attention: posting plain photos of wrestlers is nowhere near as funny as posting photoshopped ones. In fact, if photoshopped pictures were Texas, plain photos would be Tokyo. | |
| Oct 12th, 2003 05:47 PM | ||
| Spooky |
Giant Gonzales (WWF circa '93) was creepy. I couldnt find any pictures, but he was creepy and hairy. That is all. |
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| Oct 12th, 2003 05:09 PM | ||
| ScruU2wice |
im never involved in these elaborate jokes
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| Oct 12th, 2003 05:08 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
Captain Robo was always funny.
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| Oct 12th, 2003 05:06 PM | ||
| Schimid |
It'd be awesome if this was a daily thing and it eventually got everyone on the boards
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| Oct 12th, 2003 05:04 PM | ||
| CastroMotorOil |
This the best thing to happen to the boards in forever 
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| Oct 12th, 2003 05:03 PM | ||
| Anonymous | Please don't ruin this thread, thanks. | |
| Oct 12th, 2003 05:03 PM | ||
| budgetjiggalo |
Hey yo!  The Wolfpac is callin' you out! |
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| Oct 12th, 2003 05:02 PM | ||
| Les Waste |
Captain Robo is funny now
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| Oct 12th, 2003 04:55 PM | ||
| Perndog | I don't get the joke. Who am I? | |
| Oct 12th, 2003 04:51 PM | ||
| GADZOOKS |
can i be THE UNDERTAKER 
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| Oct 12th, 2003 04:46 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
NWO BEATDOWN THREAD #2  DJ Bastard hit the ring early this Sunday and wasted little time in spooking all cats and dogs from the arena with his anti-beauty. The whine of intercom feedback fills the arena: DJ Bastard: COR, I'M THE MAN!! THE MAN, YEAH! ANY BLOKE WHO DON'T THINK I'M THE MAN CAN JUST TELL IT TO THE PENIS HERE! YEAH!! TELL THEM I'M THE MAN, PENIS! Seventeen minutes into the motivational speech to his spaceman, it was clear someone in the back had quite enough.  Down the ramp comes none other than Carnivore! Hopping up on the apron, he dodges a virgorous right hook and an even more vigorous, newly-motivated British pant-worm and slaps in a fatal choke-hold. After the lifeless limey is carried out on a stretcher (shaded by the brightest orange in the Crayola Big Box for realism) by the other members of the EMT team, Carnivore takes a microphone from ringside and makes his intentions on the invasion known: Carnivore: You know, Chojin, I thought you had gone soft on us. And as much as I'd like to pretend I have senority in being mean to people on the internet, the fact is that it's about as fresh and exciting as the disparaging remarks I memorized from reruns of Dr. Katz. And since you were here first, I figure it's best I swallow my pride and we pool our resources. What do you say?  Perndog hits the ring and begins to slap around his wafer-thin opponent, laying in those hard rights that only come from a graduate of the Captain Robo Family Dojo. Agitated Southern Announcer: MY GOD! SOMEBODY STOP THIS! HE'S GONNA END THE YOUNG MAN'S CAREER! IN ALL MY YEAR-...WAIT! WAIT! HERE COMES CHOJIN! WITH A WEAPON TO FEND OFF THE ATTACKER! THANK GOD, THE CAVALRY HAS-  Agitated Southern Announcer: NO! NO! NO! HE'S SHOVED THAT COMICALLY-OVERSIZED SEWING NEEDLE RIGHT INTO HIS DONG! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS NOT PART OF THE SHOW! NO! GOD! S-STOP APPLAUDING!  And so the NWO closes out another sold-out show with another blockbuster performance. Agitated Southern Announcer: THEY'RE ON THE SAME PAGE! THE SAME DAMN PAGE! AND IT'S AN EVIL PAGE! -------------------------- Choji's body count: 3 Last kill: Fatal exsanguination caused by genital impalation with oversized tailory instrument |
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