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Nov 4th, 2003 03:31 PM
kellychaos Never heard of ya! Next!!
Nov 4th, 2003 02:59 PM
Jixby Phillips HOLY FUCK, DID YOU JUST TAKE SOMETHING I SAID AND TURN IT AROUND AND MAKE IT AN INSULT ABOUT ME???
Nov 4th, 2003 03:24 AM
-chupapi-
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Originally Posted by Skulhedface
This thread offends my sense of good taste.

I hope the internet explodes in your face.

I'm a poet and didn't even know it.
short but nice... give me more!
Nov 4th, 2003 03:13 AM
-chupapi-
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Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx
I usually tell people that I gave their dad herpes... That usually scares them away.. And if not, I ask them "does that make your pee pee tingle?" And then I go into a rant about my frozen coathanger aborted fetii that I have in my deep freeze... I tell them... I rub them and pray...
Usually they just look at me funny... But sometimes... I get a reaction... Oh it's lovely.
say! we have some material here!
Nov 4th, 2003 03:10 AM
-chupapi-
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
HERES A NEW WAY TO OFFEND:

BE HORRENDOUSLY UNFUNNY AND BE BIZARLY INSISTANT ON POSTING ON MESSAGES BOARDS WHERE NOBODY LIKES YOU
i hope it works for you.
Nov 4th, 2003 03:04 AM
-chupapi-
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Originally Posted by kellychaos
Lama mis huevos, you mexican lick-knob.
your avatar is enough to offend me in several ways, congratulations!
Nov 4th, 2003 01:08 AM
Protoclown Go hang out on the "Scenes" board then. I don't read that one and I don't want to be bothered with skipping over all your posts.
Nov 4th, 2003 01:05 AM
Sicktodeathmx Well, in these topics, where there isn't much to talk about, and many other people ramble about nonsense, I believe I shall do the same. However, in topics that are actually interesting, I tend to share my opinion... Until then.. I just say little remarks.
Nov 4th, 2003 12:58 AM
Protoclown That's great...are all your posts going to be as pointless as everything you've posted so far?

quote line from tv show, laff
Nov 4th, 2003 12:55 AM
Sicktodeathmx I loved the goth board... Especially the goth poetry... It always made me laugh... And the pics some people would post... Those were very entertaining. I spent a bit of time in a couple of other topics, but I don't really remember much about them
Nov 4th, 2003 12:53 AM
Protoclown Never heard of ya. But I never really read the goth board.
Nov 4th, 2003 12:48 AM
Sicktodeathmx DeceptionX
Nov 4th, 2003 12:46 AM
Protoclown What was your name on the old boards?
Nov 4th, 2003 12:43 AM
Sicktodeathmx Quite possibly, however, I had a good time listening to people complain about how everything in their life sucked...
Nov 4th, 2003 12:38 AM
Protoclown
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Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx
I actually used to be a member when the board was on another site... With the whiny goth kids board and stuff like that... I just happened to come across it today, so I thought I would re-join the bashing :/
Ah, you must have been just as forgettable back then.
Nov 4th, 2003 12:38 AM
Skulhedface This thread offends my sense of good taste.

I hope the internet explodes in your face.

I'm a poet and didn't even know it.
Nov 4th, 2003 12:37 AM
DamnthatDavid
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When did all these fucking dorks sign up on the boards?
Just a couple of days ago, ain't ya glad
Nov 4th, 2003 12:34 AM
Big Papa Goat
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Originally Posted by Mad Max
The following fucktards need to SHUT THE FUCK UP in the following order:

DamnthatDavid
Evil Robot
Big Papa Goat
Esuohlim
Lotida

DamnthatDavid: The jokes on you fucktard, my Mom's dead, you necrophilliac shitmonger! And I don't need to make predictions to see that you're an unoriginal fucktard, regardless of what your bitch boy status is in your high school.

Evil Robot: I'd rather be fixing networks than mopping up the jizz stained floors in a porn theatre, but then again they do get the fucktards like you who couldn't graduate high school to do that shit don't they? As for role playing games, you seem to know an awful lot about them, of course you're more familar to the role playing games with your Dad, where he dresses you up like Cleopatra and he like Julius Ceasar, and then he comes in and "conquers" you.

You take 5000 points of rectal damage bitch boy.

Lotida: Don't you find it more likely that I just insulted you for a cheap laugh for my amusement? Lord knows your insult attempts on the other fucktards here are laughable. More so because you're so pathetically bad at it.


Evil Empire Enterprises

Where destroying fucktards isn't just a job, its fucking hilarious!
Wheres my fuckin colon bitch! AND MAKE A JOKE ABOUT A DICK IN IT!
Nov 4th, 2003 12:25 AM
Sicktodeathmx I actually used to be a member when the board was on another site... With the whiny goth kids board and stuff like that... I just happened to come across it today, so I thought I would re-join the bashing :/
Nov 4th, 2003 12:22 AM
Protoclown When did all these fucking dorks sign up on the boards?
Nov 4th, 2003 12:14 AM
DamnthatDavid
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Yes, I have fucked your Mom.
Quote:
The jokes on you fucktard, my Mom's dead, you necrophilliac shitmonger
I never said it was a future prediction. Who the hell do you think your real Daddy is?

Now Son, about this random rage which consumes you, aye, it runs through the family. Luckly, for you, the rage seems to be mellowed by that Gay influence with the "father" you grew up with.
Nov 4th, 2003 12:00 AM
Anonymous shut the fuck up.

Sorry, that wasn't intended for you, max. I'll give you a colon when the time comes.
Nov 4th, 2003 12:00 AM
Anonymous The following fucktards need to SHUT THE FUCK UP in the following order:

DamnthatDavid
Evil Robot
Big Papa Goat
Esuohlim
Lotida

DamnthatDavid: The jokes on you fucktard, my Mom's dead, you necrophilliac shitmonger! And I don't need to make predictions to see that you're an unoriginal fucktard, regardless of what your bitch boy status is in your high school.

Evil Robot: I'd rather be fixing networks than mopping up the jizz stained floors in a porn theatre, but then again they do get the fucktards like you who couldn't graduate high school to do that shit don't they? As for role playing games, you seem to know an awful lot about them, of course you're more familar to the role playing games with your Dad, where he dresses you up like Cleopatra and he like Julius Ceasar, and then he comes in and "conquers" you.

You take 5000 points of rectal damage bitch boy.

Lotida: Don't you find it more likely that I just insulted you for a cheap laugh for my amusement? Lord knows your insult attempts on the other fucktards here are laughable. More so because you're so pathetically bad at it.


Evil Empire Enterprises

Where destroying fucktards isn't just a job, its fucking hilarious!
Nov 3rd, 2003 11:59 PM
Sicktodeathmx I usually tell people that I gave their dad herpes... That usually scares them away.. And if not, I ask them "does that make your pee pee tingle?" And then I go into a rant about my frozen coathanger aborted fetii that I have in my deep freeze... I tell them... I rub them and pray...
Usually they just look at me funny... But sometimes... I get a reaction... Oh it's lovely.
Nov 3rd, 2003 11:48 PM
Anonymous
Quote:
Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid
On a side note: I'm a fucking former lifeguard at a water park
OH MY GOD!!!!!!
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