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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 02:21 AM        new ways to offend
well well my dear mocky nenes, in this thread all your brains are invited to a party of true intelligent rudeness.

im pretty tired of those "bronx kinder" kind of insults, here´s a little list for you.


(avoid the next words or phrases at any cost, if you don´t, you will just show to everybody how much free space you have between your neurons)


Fuck (fucker, horse fucker, fuck you, fuck off etc.)

Asshole (avoid ass and it´s similar uses)

Son of (bitch, whore bla bla bla... boring)

shit (shit here, shit there)

Fag (or any "you are gay" kind of insult)


if you get the point already, there´s no need to elucidate it any further than this, if you don´t get it, please post another thread and write something about my mom and her huge tits.



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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 02:30 AM       
THis post has been in my ass
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 02:47 AM       
Thinking eh, now that seems a little difficult for the majority of these intelligence starved germs. You shouldn't set the goals to high for this bunch of short-bus rejects. Try asking them to complete one sentece without resorting to the barbaric trash words of the English language.
I seriously doubt that this group of simpletons can form a single complex thought.
Most of the worms here seem to have minds that have thought patterns running along ideas that involve screwing one's mother in interesting positions.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 02:53 AM       
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THis post has been in my ass
if that´s true, then you have a very creative behind.
i haven´t been there (fortunately) so i couldn´t get it from such source.
personaly i preffer to read your insults more than reading your excuses to avoid the topic itsefl (short of ideas? who knows)
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:02 AM       
Shut the fuck up you fucking son of a bitch. It's asshole horse fuckers like you with your all "Intellgent Talking" Bullshit. You guys are fucking fags and can go fuck off, CUNTS

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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:16 AM       
go soak your head!
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:20 AM       
What's a refractory period?

I'll show you later!
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:35 AM       
I know very well theres no such thing as a sanity clause!
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:37 AM       
I thought you said santa clause, and i was gonna jump down your chimney to reassure you. My body is riddled with friction too. The thing i do for love.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:48 AM       
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What's a refractory period?

I'll show you later!
i heard once the phrase "the knowledge and the intelligence can´t always come together". now i understand why.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:52 AM       
Quit your Teen mellowdrama, fancy pants.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:03 AM       
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Quit your Teen mellowdrama, fancy pants.

OK. ill try the "nickelodeon mellowdrama" next time so you can get it.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 05:41 AM       
chupapi & Damnthat David: You useless piles of goat jizz are so fucking lame, you make the rest of the fucktards here brillant by comparison.

Stop trying to copy my fucking style. You can't be me. Shit, you're not even good enough to be Lotida.

So go back to your pathetic lives where you ask "Do you want fries with that?" to other chubby losers like yourselves.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 05:43 AM       


I come from PENNY ARCADE, guys!!!
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 06:58 AM       
I think the best way to offend someone, or at least others hearing your comments, is to say you wish they were in the World Trade Center on 9/11.

And then maybe something about ripping a fetus from their wife's womb, and jizzing all over it.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 07:09 AM       
Man! if your style is so plausible, why don´t you use it here?
(this is the first time i read you.... by the way let my check your style.
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chupapi & Damnthat David: You useless piles of goat jizz are so fucking lame, you make the rest of the fucktards here brillant by comparison.

Stop trying to copy my fucking style. You can't be me. Shit, you're not even good enough to be Lotida.

So go back to your pathetic lives where you ask "Do you want fries with that?" to other chubby losers like yourselves.

.....wooow.... super original style of writing, i guess is the product of your huge amount of imagination.... can i use it??? plleeeeaaseee??
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 07:11 AM       
chupapi: No.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 07:19 AM       
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I think the best way to offend someone, or at least others hearing your comments, is to say you wish they were in the World Trade Center on 9/11.

And then maybe something about ripping a fetus from their wife's womb, and jizzing all over it.
that´s more like it, but coming from you, i expect something better.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 07:30 AM       
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chupapi: No.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 10:46 AM        Re: new ways to offend
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my mom and her huge tits.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 12:27 PM       
Woah there chupapi!!! You are just too "out there" for me! LOL
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 12:31 PM       
I took my mouth off the barrel and said “Give me that.” I took the gun from his hand, and pointed it at my head “this is how you do it” *click*.
“Fucking thing’s not even loaded.”
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 01:20 PM       
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So go back to your pathetic lives where you ask "Do you want fries with that?" to other chubby losers like yourselves.
Never worked at a fast food, and I'm a toothpick. The crazy tall scrawny kid at school who talks about owning swords, knives, axes, guns and crossbows. The kind of kid who will fucking hunt you down and gut your fucking ass raped body, and then string you up with your own intestines and watch as the crows peck away at your needle sized dick.

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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:20 PM       
You didn't include my favorite word.

You whore.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:38 PM       
Lama mis huevos, you mexican lick-knob.
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