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| Dec 10th, 2003 01:18 PM | |
| Suck 'n' Fuck |
Take a look at the cops shoes. The only people who wear shoes with a velcro strap are too retarded to tie a bow. Oh, wait a second. They're probably for keeping the laces from getting caught in the bike chain. Or is the cop retarded? I think both scenarios are true. |
| Dec 10th, 2003 03:29 AM | |
| DamnthatDavid |
heh, small town. Super Troopers. heh I have yet to get a ticket, and I speed everywhere, a cop pulled out in front of me from a side road, I slammed on the breaks to keep me from smashing into the back of him. Was going 60 in a 30 zone at the time. Cop changed lanes, and I waved. God, I love being your sterotypical Blonde Haired, blued eyed, thin, American with Military Base IDs on his truck, living in a highly militarized area. I NEVER get into trouble with the law. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
| Dec 10th, 2003 03:28 AM | |
| executioneer |
was it a motorcycle cop, motorcycle cops are dicks  one time my friend got pulled over for speeding in Portland, and for having no insurance he took away the truck and we had to wait in downtown Vancouver in the rain for two hours while his mom drove down to pick us up -willie |
| Dec 10th, 2003 02:32 AM | |
| Sergeant_Tibbs | I do live in a small town, but it still seems like state troopers would have something better to do with their time then bother people on desolate highways. |
| Dec 10th, 2003 02:20 AM | |
| sadie | he looks about fourteen. |
| Dec 10th, 2003 02:13 AM | |
| thebiggameover | same thing happen to me a few years ago. do you by chance live in a small town tibbs? when i got yanked, not only did i get a speeding ticket, but they gave me a repair ticket for the 2in crack in my windshield... |
| Dec 10th, 2003 02:08 AM | |
| Sergeant_Tibbs | I got a ticket tonight for doing 60 in a 55 zone, how the fuck does that work? |
| Dec 8th, 2003 04:00 PM | |
| Rez |
imagine them jumping up in down like the teenage girls in anime cartoons with their knees stuck together...
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| Dec 8th, 2003 03:52 PM | |
| kellychaos | Why would the police invest so much money with hard-to-catch burgulars and placing them into overcrowded prisons when so much more money can be made in EZ traffic violation revenues? |
| Dec 8th, 2003 12:14 AM | |
| noob3 | has blackflag posted in this thread? |
| Dec 7th, 2003 10:48 PM | |
| Anonymous | With a tape measure. |
| Dec 7th, 2003 10:43 PM | |
| AChimp | How did they measure how loud your car is? |
| Dec 7th, 2003 08:49 PM | |
| Helm |
I HATE COPS I HATE BIKES ONCE A COP THEW CHEMICALS IN MY FACE WOW I GUESS THAT'S HOW IT IS WHEN YOU'rE ON AN LSD TRIP ONLY WITH LESS CRYING AND LESS YOUR EYES WANT TO POP OUT OF YOUR HEADAND ROLLONTHEPA VEMENTWHILE THE COP IN QUESTION LAUGHS GUESS WHAT YOU MORON THEY WENT ON WITH THE WAR ANYWAY AND I THREW A HURTY CHEMICAL IN YOUR FACE FOR NOTHING! I HATE COPS! PS. A cop on a bike? You americans are crazy. |
| Dec 7th, 2003 07:17 PM | |
| Studio8 | In Baton Rouge about two months ago, there was some guy who broke into apartments and cooked food and left it there and folded clothes and stared at people while they slept. It was way funny. |
| Dec 7th, 2003 07:08 PM | |
| Command Prompt | At least you all don't have the indignity of working with people who think that they can seriously join the RCMP because they watch CSI religiously. |
| Dec 7th, 2003 06:35 PM | |
| Evil Robot | No, you have it ass backwards. It's the CIA that causes crime since they move so much coke into the country. It's up to us as citizens to follow in the footsteps of marajuana growers and grow our own poppy plants as well. |
| Dec 7th, 2003 06:33 PM | |
| Rez | i find the building in the background increasingly obnoxious. |
| Dec 7th, 2003 06:32 PM | |
| Supafly345 |
It really is apart of their plan to stay in business. See, if they worked hard, then all the crime would be stopped, and they would get less money from the state. In fact, I hear that all crime in the united states originates from the police in the first place! 
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| Dec 7th, 2003 06:27 PM | |
| Evil Robot | Only the most violent of criminals put off car repairs. Thats why I'm getting myself car parts for christmas |
| Dec 7th, 2003 06:24 PM | |
| camacazio | The system works! |
| Dec 7th, 2003 06:09 PM | |
| Anonymous |
we had 6 robberies in the same apartment complex over a period of 2 weeks - the last one was even in daytime. and yet tonight we got pulled over and a ticket because our car was too loud. |
| Dec 7th, 2003 06:06 PM | |
| Rez | VELCRO?! |
| Dec 7th, 2003 06:03 PM | |
| Evil Robot | I had a shirt with that picture but somebody stole it out of the dryer at the laundrymat :crime |
| Dec 7th, 2003 05:59 PM | |
| Rongi |
 LOLOLOLOL 
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| Dec 7th, 2003 05:57 PM | |
| ziggytrix |
OMG NOT MARIJUANA THE DEVIL WEED!!! 
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