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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 05:47 PM        COPS ARE ASSHOLES.

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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 05:51 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 05:56 PM       
I like how "TREK" is in bigger lettering than "POLICE"
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 05:56 PM       
The cops on long island are the worst

My friend complained that these guys where smoking marijuana across the street in fucking broad day light and the cops didn't do anything.
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 05:57 PM       
OMG NOT MARIJUANA THE DEVIL WEED!!!
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 05:59 PM       


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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 06:03 PM       
I had a shirt with that picture but somebody stole it out of the dryer at the laundrymat :crime
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 06:06 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 06:09 PM       
we had 6 robberies in the same apartment complex over a period of 2 weeks - the last one was even in daytime.
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tonight we got pulled over and a ticket because our car was too loud.
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 06:24 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 06:27 PM       
Only the most violent of criminals put off car repairs. Thats why I'm getting myself car parts for christmas
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 06:32 PM       
It really is apart of their plan to stay in business. See, if they worked hard, then all the crime would be stopped, and they would get less money from the state. In fact, I hear that all crime in the united states originates from the police in the first place!
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 06:33 PM       
i find the building in the background increasingly obnoxious.
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 06:35 PM       
No, you have it ass backwards. It's the CIA that causes crime since they move so much coke into the country. It's up to us as citizens to follow in the footsteps of marajuana growers and grow our own poppy plants as well.
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 07:08 PM       
At least you all don't have the indignity of working with people who think that they can seriously join the RCMP because they watch CSI religiously.
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 07:17 PM       
In Baton Rouge about two months ago, there was some guy who broke into apartments and cooked food and left it there and folded clothes and stared at people while they slept. It was way funny.
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 08:49 PM       
I HATE COPS I HATE BIKES ONCE A COP THEW CHEMICALS IN MY FACE WOW I GUESS THAT'S HOW IT IS WHEN YOU'rE ON AN LSD TRIP ONLY WITH LESS CRYING AND LESS YOUR EYES WANT TO POP OUT OF YOUR HEADAND ROLLONTHEPA VEMENTWHILE THE COP IN QUESTION LAUGHS GUESS WHAT YOU MORON THEY WENT ON WITH THE WAR ANYWAY AND I THREW A HURTY CHEMICAL IN YOUR FACE FOR NOTHING! I HATE COPS!

PS. A cop on a bike? You americans are crazy.
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 10:43 PM       
How did they measure how loud your car is?
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 10:48 PM       
With a tape measure.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 12:14 AM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 03:52 PM       
Why would the police invest so much money with hard-to-catch burgulars and placing them into overcrowded prisons when so much more money can be made in EZ traffic violation revenues?
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 04:00 PM       
imagine them jumping up in down like the teenage girls in anime cartoons with their knees stuck together...

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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 02:08 AM       
I got a ticket tonight for doing 60 in a 55 zone, how the fuck does that work?
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 02:13 AM       
same thing happen to me a few years ago. do you by chance live in a small town tibbs? when i got yanked, not only did i get a speeding ticket, but they gave me a repair ticket for the 2in crack in my windshield...
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 02:20 AM       
he looks about fourteen.
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