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| Dec 12th, 2003 03:43 PM | ||
| kellychaos | Mmmmmm ... endorphines ... makes a body feel good. | |
| Dec 12th, 2003 03:20 PM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux |
hmmm...I actually get paid to do that..but I call it aerobics... I can't wait until Doopa posts her buff and ripped up pics.... 
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| Dec 12th, 2003 12:37 PM | ||
| Jeanette X |
I dance wildly to Bulgarian folk music and belly dance music to stay in shape. But only when I'm alone. I think I'd die of embarrasment if anyone saw me. |
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| Dec 12th, 2003 11:31 AM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux |
Hey Doopa! I'm an aerobics instructor and I'm not 400 lbs...but I've seen several that are pretty large...yep. I think you should be an instructor..go to www.afaa.com and read up on it...or go to www.acefitness.org...they issue the certifications. You'd be great. and...don't give up just because you have no partner...look for someone at the gym you can partner up with...someone not too lame....maybe someone who is thin and has pie filling on her face.. similar fitness goals, you know. |
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| Dec 12th, 2003 10:13 AM | ||
| Buffalo Tom |
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You should take up a martial art, like tai chi or karate. They have a lot of breathing exercises that you can use in your every day life, your strength and flexibility will improve by just doing the movements, and you can practice the katas anywhere at any time. It's a good way to make friends. There are some dojos that cater strictly to women. EDIT: Plus, it's always cool to see a small person like yourself kick serious ass. |
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| Dec 12th, 2003 09:48 AM | ||
| Anonymous |
hahaha I know I am a twig. Yeah I am not there to lose weight. Just for muscles and to be more flexible, and yeah it supposed to be good for depression (even though they are making me sad with the buddy propaganda, fuck them all). I think it's supposed to help anxiety too, annnd my heart rate is way too high even at rest so I am hoping maybe this will eventually lower it. I met with a trainer who told me what to do and how long to do it. She told me not to do a lot of cardio so I wouldn't burn up tons of calories since I am underweight. I'll get a stack of pies ready just in case Quote:
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| Dec 12th, 2003 05:40 AM | ||
| ziggytrix |
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i think going to the gym is a great idea. especially if it's fun for her. plus, if you go to the gym, it means you are justified in eating more pie, and then EVERYONE is happy. 
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| Dec 12th, 2003 02:39 AM | ||
| Dole | what are you people doing awake at this ungodly hour?? | |
| Dec 12th, 2003 02:38 AM | ||
| glowbelly |
honk honk  bedtime  ps: doopa, i would be your buddy any day of the week. |
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| Dec 12th, 2003 02:33 AM | ||
| sspadowsky |
Glowbelly! EDIT:
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| Dec 12th, 2003 02:28 AM | ||
| glowbelly | mmmmmmm pie | |
| Dec 12th, 2003 02:05 AM | ||
| Dole | Aye, the lass needs to spend more time in the pie shop, not the gym | |
| Dec 12th, 2003 01:44 AM | ||
| sspadowsky | I hope I'm not out of line in saying this, but, Re, the last time I saw you, you didn't look like you needed to go to the gym. | |
| Dec 12th, 2003 01:32 AM | ||
| Anonymous |
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| Dec 12th, 2003 12:29 AM | ||
| Sethomas |
I wanna go where everybody knows my name.
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| Dec 12th, 2003 12:24 AM | ||
| camacazio |
I opened this thread hoping for a friend.
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| Dec 11th, 2003 11:48 PM | ||
| Mr. Vagiclean |
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I seen it happen in my local free weight room, and let me tell ya, it ain't pretty. In fact it will get pretty fucking ugly IF they break free. |
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| Dec 11th, 2003 11:35 PM | ||
| Suck 'n' Fuck | When people are bench pressing, tickle their ribs and armpits. | |
| Dec 11th, 2003 11:22 PM | ||
| Protoclown | That's cool that you're going to the gym, Re. Where are you going? | |
| Dec 11th, 2003 11:09 PM | ||
| Suck 'n' Fuck | If you really want to be an aerobics instructor, you have to gain 100 or 200 pounds first. | |
| Dec 11th, 2003 11:09 PM | ||
| Evil Robot | Just stand outside the gym and mutter "tickets tickets tickets" to all the people going inside. Just don't do it near any cops. | |
| Dec 11th, 2003 10:48 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
I desperately need a buddy I joined a gym recently to get rrrrrripped and fight crotchety old age. They keep giving me these free passes and "gifts" to give to my "buddy" who I am supposed to convince to come with me. There are posters all over the gym saying "bring a friend and make it fun! you'll be more motivated!" So, I have no buddies to even ask and get turned down and they are making me sad. I will keep their scented after-shave cream complimentary packets for myself alone. I need no one Oh andthere was this aerobics instructor who must have weighed 400lbs (no exaggeration). She couldn't even do the exercises - she just told them what to do. What kinda shit is that? Seriously though, I;ve been thinking maybe I want to be an aerobics instructor. |
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