I desperately need a buddy

[Anonymous]

I joined a gym recently to get rrrrrripped and fight crotchety old age. They keep giving me these free passes and "gifts" to give to my "buddy" who I am supposed to convince to come with me. There are posters all over the gym saying "bring a friend and make it fun! you'll be more motivated!"
So, I have no buddies to even ask and get turned down and they are making me sad. I will keep their scented after-shave cream complimentary packets for myself alone.

I need no one

Oh andthere was this aerobics instructor who must have weighed 400lbs (no exaggeration). She couldn't even do the exercises - she just told them what to do. What kinda shit is that? Seriously though, I;ve been thinking maybe I want to be an aerobics instructor.