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| Jan 3rd, 2004 12:53 AM | |||
| Helm |
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| Jan 2nd, 2004 08:38 PM | |||
| FartinMowler |
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| Jan 2nd, 2004 04:46 PM | |||
| Supafly345 | It gets boring driving in the same seat every time. | ||
| Jan 2nd, 2004 04:37 PM | |||
| The Retro Kat | Why the fuck would you sit in the passenger seat of your car anyways? | ||
| Jan 2nd, 2004 01:21 PM | |||
| Buffalo Tom |
That was the crappiest Penthouse Forum letter I've ever read. 
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| Jan 2nd, 2004 12:21 PM | |||
| Royal Tenenbaum | You should just dump some boiling water on the passanger seat. Then it'll be fine. | ||
| Jan 2nd, 2004 12:45 AM | |||
| MisSFiT |
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| Jan 2nd, 2004 12:27 AM | |||
| ProfessorCool |
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| Jan 1st, 2004 11:55 PM | |||
| Esuohlim | WHAT ARE YOU DR. QUINN MEDICINE WOMAN OR SOMETHING? | ||
| Jan 1st, 2004 11:34 PM | |||
| MisSFiT |
Scabies isn't really an STD. :/ Chlymadia, Herpes, Gental Warts... Now those are some serious STD's you have to watch out for. 
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| Jan 1st, 2004 07:26 PM | |||
| liquidstatik |
EMOTICONS?         
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| Jan 1st, 2004 07:07 PM | |||
| FartinMowler |
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http://alwaysyourchoice.com/ayc/sex/std/scabies.php You can make fun but that slutty girl you get into bed with might have a surprise for you... |
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| Jan 1st, 2004 07:03 PM | |||
| Command Prompt | I bet he's married, has kids and is STILL a virgin. | ||
| Jan 1st, 2004 03:38 PM | |||
| Esuohlim | FartinMowler, aren't you 28 or something? | ||
| Jan 1st, 2004 01:13 PM | |||
| Anonymous |
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| Jan 1st, 2004 10:31 AM | |||
| Supafly345 | I think it is a shame that you cannot drive while in the passenger seat anymore. | ||
| Jan 1st, 2004 09:43 AM | |||
| FartinMowler |
Experience comes from years of not getting STD's Now I didn't really know what crabs where at that time and after his explanation |
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| Jan 1st, 2004 04:09 AM | |||
| Anonymous |
Two things: 1. What tip are you offering here? Don't have sex with skanks? 2. How experienced can you be, given that you didn't even know what crabs were? |
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| Dec 31st, 2003 09:43 PM | |||
| FartinMowler |
Tips from the experienced So one day my buddy Dave and I are in the front room of this guy we knew, Robs house. Rob's house was a two level home that was a rental and Rob was the brother of Keith a Bass player dude. So to get to the story, Robs new girl friend was a really skanky blonde girl, who would do the 20 minute work out as Dave and I would watch in awe as she would spread her legs... and then this one time out of the blue she popped up to look out the front window and said "Oooh he's a young stud". The next day Rob asked for a ride in my car down town and I obliged and as we drove he looked sullen and pulled out a tube of cream and say's " Fuck dude, I need to put this cream on my dick for crabs" Now I didn't really know what crabs where at that time and after his explanation I looked at him and said... " She was hot though" and he said " Fucking right" ... Rob proceeded to put his hand on his crotch and scratched for a while... I never sat in the passenger seat of my car again. :/ |
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